Synopsis and Starting Chapter Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 20 Idle Talk 1
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 33 Idle Talk 2
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 40 Idle Talk 3
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 60 Idle Talk 4
Chapter 60 Idle Talk 5
Chapter 60 Idle Talk 6
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 91 Idle Talk 7
Chapter 91 Idle Talk 8
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 121 Idle Talk 9
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
Chapter 191
Chapter 192
Chapter 193
Chapter 194
Chapter 195
Chapter 196
Chapter 197
Chapter 198
Chapter 199
Chapter 200
Chapter 201
Chapter 202
Chapter 203
Chapter 204
Chapter 205
Chapter 206
Chapter 207
Chapter 208
Chapter 209
Chapter 210
Chapter 211
Chapter 212
Chapter 213
Chapter 214
Chapter 215
Chapter 216
Chapter 217
Chapter 218
Chapter 219
Chapter 220
Chapter 221
Chapter 222
Chapter 223
Chapter 224
Chapter 225
Chapter 226
Chapter 227
Chapter 228
Chapter 229
Chapter 230
Chapter 231
Chapter 232
Chapter 233
Chapter 234
Chapter 235
Chapter 236
Chapter 237
Chapter 238
Chapter 239
Chapter 240
Chapter 241
Chapter 242
Chapter 243
Chapter 244
Chapter 245
Chapter 246
Chapter 247
Chapter 248
Chapter 249
Chapter 250
Chapter 251
Chapter 252
Chapter 253
Chapter 254
Chapter 255
Chapter 256
Chapter 257
Chapter 258
Chapter 259
Chapter 260
Chapter 261
Chapter 262
Chapter 263
Chapter 264
Chapter 265
Chapter 266
Chapter 267
Chapter 268
Chapter 269
Chapter 270
Chapter 271
Chapter 272
Chapter 273
Chapter 274
Chapter 275
Chapter 276
Chapter 277
Chapter 278
Chapter 279
Chapter 280
Chapter 281
Chapter 282
Chapter 283
Chapter 284
Chapter 285
Chapter 286
Chapter 287
Chapter 288
Chapter 288.1
Chapter 289
Chapter 290
Chapter 291
Chapter 292
Chapter 293
Chapter 294
Chapter 295
Chapter 296
Chapter 297
Chapter 298
Chapter 299
Chapter 300
Chapter 301
Chapter 301.1
Chapter 301.2
Chapter 301.3
Chapter 302
Chapter 303
Chapter 304
Chapter 305
Chapter 306
Chapter 307
Chapter 308
Chapter 309
Chapter 310
Chapter 311
Chapter 312
Chapter 313
Chapter 314
Chapter 315
Chapter 316
Chapter 317
Chapter 318
Chapter 319
Chapter 320
Chapter 321
Chapter 322
Chapter 323
Chapter 324
Chapter 325
Chapter 326
Chapter 327
Chapter 328
Chapter 329
Chapter 330
Chapter 331
Chapter 332
Chapter 333
Chapter 334
Chapter 335
Chapter 336
Chapter 337
Chapter 338
Chapter 339
Chapter 340
Chapter 341
Chapter 342
Chapter 343
Chapter 344
Chapter 345
Chapter 346
Chapter 347
Chapter 348
Chapter 349
Chapter 350
Chapter 351
Chapter 352
Chapter 353
Chapter 354
Chapter 355
Chapter 356
Chapter 357
Chapter 358
Chapter 359
Chapter 360
Chapter 361
Chapter 362
Chapter 363
Chapter 364
Chapter 365
Chapter 366
Chapter 367
Chapter 368
Chapter 369
Chapter 370
Chapter 371
Chapter 372
Chapter 373
Chapter 374
Chapter 375
Chapter 376
Chapter 377
Chapter 378
Chapter 379
Chapter 380
Chapter 381
Chapter 382
Chapter 383
Chapter 384
Chapter 385
Chapter 386
Chapter 387
Chapter 388
Chapter 389
Chapter 390
Chapter 391
Chapter 392
Chapter 393
Chapter 394
Chapter 395
Chapter 396
Chapter 397
Chapter 398
Chapter 399
Chapter 400
Chapter 401
Chapter 402
Chapter 403
Chapter 404
Chapter 405
Chapter 406
Chapter 407
Chapter 408
Chapter 409
Chapter 410
Chapter 411
Chapter 412
Chapter 413
Chapter 414
Chapter 415
Chapter 417 Fate Of Gungho Party And Sukiyaki Eating Laidback Team
Chapter 416 Fers Nasty Plan
Chapter 418 Meat Lover Trio Are Ecstatic
Chapter 419 Monsters That Like Human Blood
Chapter 420 It’S Not Chicken Egg, But It’S Still Delicious. Also, Mukouda Levels Up
Chapter 421 Slightly Blackened Mukouda
Chapter 422 Billowing Smoke
Chapter 423
Chapter 424
Chapter 425
Chapter 426
Chapter 427 Everyone Levelled Up!
Chapter 428 The 3Rd Tenant Shop
Chapter 429 S-So, You Want That?
Chapter 430 Sparkling Eyes
Chapter 431 Ran Out Of Berries
Chapter 432 First World Problem
Chapter 433 Discussion With Everyone
Chapter 434 Mukoudas Party Vs Wilderness Of Nothingness
Chapter 435 Scarab
Chapter 436 Messenger Of Death
Chapter 437 The Devourer
Chapter 438 A -20 Degree World
Chapter 439 Warming With Simple Chicken Hotpot
Chapter 440 Let My Guard Down
Chapter 441 Vs Ice Dragon
Chapter 442 Sui The Hero
Chapter 443 Pointless Disputes Between Two Titans
Chapter 444: Familiar (Temp)
Chapter 445 What Kind Of Bonding Is That?!
Chapter 446 Stay Strong, Tristan!
Chapter 447 Handsome Vice Guild Master Requested Something Outrageous With A Straight Face
Chapter 448 The Solitary Chef
Chapter 449 Grandpa Gon Accumulated Too Much Treasure
Chapter 450 Research Souvenirs
Chapter 451 Charity Work At Brixt (1)
Chapter 452 Charity Work At Brixt (2)
Chapter 453 Extortion Is A Crime, Right?
Chapter 454 On A Day Such As This, Let’S Heal With Yummy Food
Chapter 455 After The Tribute To The Gods, Return To Carelina
Chapter 455.1 Idle Talk: That Adventurers Tale
Chapter 456 Dirty But Really Valuable Fur
Chapter 458 Dragon Lover Elf Made A Blunder
Chapter 457 Unexpected Visitor
Chapter 459 Exuding Anger
Chapter 460 Reckless Old Elf Angered Mukouda
Chapter 461 Mabo Eggplant With Rice. The Man We Have Been Waiting For
Chapter 462 Capture Recover The Idiot Master
Chapter 463 Behemoth In The Wild
Chapter 464 Despicable Behemoth
Chapter 466 Mutant Species
Chapter 465 Tracking The Behemoth
Chapter 467 Lectured By The Guild Master
Chapter 468 Lots Of Vegetables
Chapter 469 M-Meat
Chapter 470 Bite Off More Than
Chapter 471 Sweet Spicy Miso Offal
Chapter 472 Charity Contribution At Carelina
Chapter 473 High End=High Price
Chapter 474 Grandpa Gon’S Secret A Troublesome Oracle
Chapter 475 The Best Thing For A Dwarf Is Liquor
Chapter 476 Baths Are The Best
Chapter 477 Correct Usage Of Magic Swords
Chapter 478 That Religious Organisation Again
Chapter 479 Onwards To The Holy Nation Rubanov
Chapter 480 Fer Grandpa Gon Were Full Of Confidence, But…
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Chapter 301.3
301.3 – Idle Talk: The Three Heroes: We’re Getting Married ~~!
Idle Talk: The Three Heroes: We’re Getting Married ~~!
Translated by Zzonkedd
Edited by Gumihou and Onionpi
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“Oi, are you ready?”
“Hold on a minute,” [3] Kanon and Rio stared at the house we stayed in these past few months.
“We’ve lived here for three months, the three of us,” [7] murmured Rio.
“Yeah, it feels a bit sad to leave, doesn’t it?” [7] said Kanon with feeling.
After coming to this country, we finally managed to live a calm and stable life when we started staying in this rented house. [1] It’s not like I don’t know how they feel but the three of us will still be together even if we leave this place, so I'm not sure why they're suddenly so reluctant.
In fact, that’s exactly why we’re leaving. [6] To stay together forever.
“Shall we cancel our trip to the Royal Capital?” [7] I teased.
[8] Immediately, Kanon and Rio whipped their heads around to glare at me.
“What are you talking about?!” Kanon scolded. “Of course we’re not cancelling anything!”
“That’s right,” Rio chimed in. “We’re going there for our precious marriage!”
“Haha, just kidding, just kidding. I’m really looking forward to it too. For the day Kanon and Rio become my lovely brides.”
Kanon and Rio blushed red.
“That idiot Kaito…” Kanon sniffed.
“Kaito-kun, how could you say such embarrassing things…” Rio murmured.
“What are you talking about? It’s all true so why shouldn’t I say it?”
For some reason, they both blushed even harder.
“Enough alreadyyyy!!” Kanon said fiercely.
“Kanon-chan, there’s no point complaining. Kaito-kun won’t be able to understand it…”
“You’re right, I don’t understand it,” I said with a laugh [6] as I patted them on the shoulder. The girls spun around and grasped an arm each, Kanon on my right and Rio on my left.
Both girls smiled up at me.
Seeing the smiles on my two most precious people made me happy.
To protect the smiles of Kanon and Rio who will be my wives, we set out together for the Royal Capital. I must become stronger to protect them.
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The story behind our decision to get married was nothing special, really.
Basically, when men and women live under one roof, they would soon become aware of each other. Especially since we have been through so much together as a group and [6] had no other people to talk to or share experiences with.
That said, I had been a little worried at first, though.
Because as a single man living with two women… [9] I- I know it’s a bit scummy of me to have thoughts for two girls at once.
[9] I enjoyed living with Rio and Kanon and found myself liking both of them. However, my feelings… what should I do?! How can I like both at once?! [5]
[9] This kind of insincerity made me hesitate to confess to either one. After all, the last thing I want was to hurt either of the girls and choosing one would make the other sad.
[9] Also, I don’t think it’s fair to either Kanon or Rio to deal with an indecisive person like me. Thus, in the end, I said nothing.
[9] I had been cracking my head over this when one night, after dinner, the girls sat me down and faced me together with serious faces.
“Kaito,” [9] Kanon puffed up her cheeks and glared at me. “It looks like you’re trying to choose between Rio and me. But you know what? You don’t have to choose.”
“That’s right, there’s no need to choose between us,” [7] said Rio resolutely.
“…haaah?”
[9] Wait, what?
[9] What are you two saying?
“Looks like he doesn’t understand us at all, Rio,”
“You’re right, Kanon-chan,” [5]
[9] The two girls stared at me with extra intensity.
“Kaito, this is a different world and Japanese common sense doesn’t apply,” Kanon said slowly.
“As Kanon-chan said,” Rio said. “This isn’t Japan.”
[9] “Eh?” that was when they revealed something shocking to me.
[4] “Kaito, do you know that this world allows polygamy?” said Kanon.
[4] “Of course, so long as you have the financial power,” said Rio.
[4] “That’s right, nobles usually have four or five wives, some have up to ten!”
[9] “Eh, how did you know this?”
“It’s something anyone can find out with a bit of research,”
“Kaito-kun, there’s no need for you to worry over everything on your own.”
I have been operating under modern Japanese common sense, thinking that my feelings towards the girls were insincere and that loving more than one person meant betraying the other.
“So, you know, you don’t have to choose just one,” [7] Kanon looked especially fierce. “Of course, if the other person isn’t Rio, I refuse to be in this relationship. [6] So it has to be Rio!”
“Kanon,” I said, feeling very touched. I turned to serious Rio and could only say, “Rio…”
I felt like a spineless, indecisive bastard compared to the two of them. [9] Suddenly, I stood up and bowed to the girls.
“Kanon! Rio! Will you both become my girlfriends?”
“Of course!”
“Yes,”
That was how we started our romantic journey together.
[9] Anyway, having been inspired by the girls, I decided to research a bit more about relationships in this world.
That was how I found out that we are at the right age for marriage.
It turned out that people regularly get married at 14 or 15, which is kind of surprising. [1] Oh, and once a person has gone past 20 years old, they are considered stuck on the shelf, especially women.
A lot of thought went through my mind after finding this out.
Anyway, the deciding factor for my decision was that Kanon and Rio are very popular amongst other Adventurers. [1] When we’re at the Adventurer’s Guild looking to get a mission or just reporting a completion, men would come and hit on them.
After all, Rio and Kanon with their black hair and dark eyes looked unique and beautiful amongst the locals here. [6] Even though I’ve claimed both as my official girlfriends, it was not a title that was respected by other Adventurers.
The only thing that would deter them would be marriage. For a bunch of rough people who has little care for propriety, they are surprisingly respectful towards married women.
That was when I decided to propose to both of them.
[9] Once my mind was made up, I decided to use my savings to buy engagement rings for them. Though this world did not have a culture of proposing with rings, I thought it would be a nice token for the girls.
[9] For Kanon, I bought a ring set with an emerald since she was born in May. For July baby Rio, I prepared a ruby ring.
The jewels weren’t large because I don’t have that much money saved up. However, both Kanon and Rio appeared very pleased with their rings. Good enough to get a big ‘OK’ for my proposal.
There’s no such thing as a family registry for marriage in this world, [6] which is rather convenient considering our circumstances, but we do need to make a vow of marriage before a priest at a church to formalize our relationship.
Generally, people would go to the church of the religion they believe in. However, we don’t really follow any of the religions here and the churches in this country demanded any serious conditions for marriage, so that was alright.
The freedom of religion in Malbert is something unique in this world. There were only three other countries that allowed such freedom, Elman, Leonhart and the Republic of Quinn.
It made me really glad that we decide to run away to this country. [1] Thanks to this freedom of religion, there are many different churches here and any of them could sanction a marriage.
My idea was to go to the nearest one and register immediately but- [5]
“Marriage is a once in a lifetime occasion!” [7] Kanon protested when I told her we could just register at the local small church and sign our names there for maximum efficiency.
“That’s right, we should at least have a wedding ceremony at one of the churches at the Royal Capital,” said Rio. “I heard the churches there are very splendid and beautiful.”
“Yeah! I heard that the Church of the Goddess of Earth is highly recommended. Since there are many farmers around, believers are a lot too. So the churches are very beautiful.”
Ah, it looks like Kanon and Rio did a lot of research on this.
“Also, it is said that Earth Goddess symbolises fertility and good harvest. Couples married in her church will be blessed with children and happiness…” said Rio shyly.
“Yeah! I mean, it’s kind of early to think of children, but I want our marriage to be a happy one!”
[5] …I really don’t get it. Isn’t it the same wherever we go? Just making a vow in front of a priest or something?
[9] Oh well, even if I don’t get it, I want my brides to be happy. “Sure, let’s go to the Royal Capital.”
“Yes!”
“That would be nice…”
And just like that, our trip to the Royal Capital was set.
I’ve been itching to visit different cities anyway, so this trip to the Royal Capital is something to look forward to.
[Gumihou: The dialogues were a little perfunctory, fixed.]
[1] Structural Change: Combine 2 paragraphs
[2] Structural Change: Combine 3 paragraphs
[3] Structural Change: Combine paragraph & dialogue
[4] Structural Change: Change passive sentence to dialogue
[5] Delete Repetitive or Pointless Information
[6] Additional Information for Aesthetic Purpose
[7] Add Dialogue Tag
[8] Creative Licence Taken
[9] Portray a little bit more realistic or at least sympathetic conflict of a man in love with two girls at the same time. Also, gave the polygamy discussion a bit more thought. Also, adjusted the dialogue to reflect the personalities of the three heroes. Kanon get's a bit more '!' and Rio a bit more thoughtfulness.
Total Chapters in book: 495
Estimated words: 852515 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 4263(@200wpm)___ 3410(@250wpm)___ 2842(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 852515 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 4263(@200wpm)___ 3410(@250wpm)___ 2842(@300wpm)
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