Synopsis and Starting Chapter Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 20 Idle Talk 1
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 33 Idle Talk 2
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 40 Idle Talk 3
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 60 Idle Talk 4
Chapter 60 Idle Talk 5
Chapter 60 Idle Talk 6
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 91 Idle Talk 7
Chapter 91 Idle Talk 8
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 121 Idle Talk 9
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
Chapter 191
Chapter 192
Chapter 193
Chapter 194
Chapter 195
Chapter 196
Chapter 197
Chapter 198
Chapter 199
Chapter 200
Chapter 201
Chapter 202
Chapter 203
Chapter 204
Chapter 205
Chapter 206
Chapter 207
Chapter 208
Chapter 209
Chapter 210
Chapter 211
Chapter 212
Chapter 213
Chapter 214
Chapter 215
Chapter 216
Chapter 217
Chapter 218
Chapter 219
Chapter 220
Chapter 221
Chapter 222
Chapter 223
Chapter 224
Chapter 225
Chapter 226
Chapter 227
Chapter 228
Chapter 229
Chapter 230
Chapter 231
Chapter 232
Chapter 233
Chapter 234
Chapter 235
Chapter 236
Chapter 237
Chapter 238
Chapter 239
Chapter 240
Chapter 241
Chapter 242
Chapter 243
Chapter 244
Chapter 245
Chapter 246
Chapter 247
Chapter 248
Chapter 249
Chapter 250
Chapter 251
Chapter 252
Chapter 253
Chapter 254
Chapter 255
Chapter 256
Chapter 257
Chapter 258
Chapter 259
Chapter 260
Chapter 261
Chapter 262
Chapter 263
Chapter 264
Chapter 265
Chapter 266
Chapter 267
Chapter 268
Chapter 269
Chapter 270
Chapter 271
Chapter 272
Chapter 273
Chapter 274
Chapter 275
Chapter 276
Chapter 277
Chapter 278
Chapter 279
Chapter 280
Chapter 281
Chapter 282
Chapter 283
Chapter 284
Chapter 285
Chapter 286
Chapter 287
Chapter 288
Chapter 288.1
Chapter 289
Chapter 290
Chapter 291
Chapter 292
Chapter 293
Chapter 294
Chapter 295
Chapter 296
Chapter 297
Chapter 298
Chapter 299
Chapter 300
Chapter 301
Chapter 301.1
Chapter 301.2
Chapter 301.3
Chapter 302
Chapter 303
Chapter 304
Chapter 305
Chapter 306
Chapter 307
Chapter 308
Chapter 309
Chapter 310
Chapter 311
Chapter 312
Chapter 313
Chapter 314
Chapter 315
Chapter 316
Chapter 317
Chapter 318
Chapter 319
Chapter 320
Chapter 321
Chapter 322
Chapter 323
Chapter 324
Chapter 325
Chapter 326
Chapter 327
Chapter 328
Chapter 329
Chapter 330
Chapter 331
Chapter 332
Chapter 333
Chapter 334
Chapter 335
Chapter 336
Chapter 337
Chapter 338
Chapter 339
Chapter 340
Chapter 341
Chapter 342
Chapter 343
Chapter 344
Chapter 345
Chapter 346
Chapter 347
Chapter 348
Chapter 349
Chapter 350
Chapter 351
Chapter 352
Chapter 353
Chapter 354
Chapter 355
Chapter 356
Chapter 357
Chapter 358
Chapter 359
Chapter 360
Chapter 361
Chapter 362
Chapter 363
Chapter 364
Chapter 365
Chapter 366
Chapter 367
Chapter 368
Chapter 369
Chapter 370
Chapter 371
Chapter 372
Chapter 373
Chapter 374
Chapter 375
Chapter 376
Chapter 377
Chapter 378
Chapter 379
Chapter 380
Chapter 381
Chapter 382
Chapter 383
Chapter 384
Chapter 385
Chapter 386
Chapter 387
Chapter 388
Chapter 389
Chapter 390
Chapter 391
Chapter 392
Chapter 393
Chapter 394
Chapter 395
Chapter 396
Chapter 397
Chapter 398
Chapter 399
Chapter 400
Chapter 401
Chapter 402
Chapter 403
Chapter 404
Chapter 405
Chapter 406
Chapter 407
Chapter 408
Chapter 409
Chapter 410
Chapter 411
Chapter 412
Chapter 413
Chapter 414
Chapter 415
Chapter 417 Fate Of Gungho Party And Sukiyaki Eating Laidback Team
Chapter 416 Fers Nasty Plan
Chapter 418 Meat Lover Trio Are Ecstatic
Chapter 419 Monsters That Like Human Blood
Chapter 420 It’S Not Chicken Egg, But It’S Still Delicious. Also, Mukouda Levels Up
Chapter 421 Slightly Blackened Mukouda
Chapter 422 Billowing Smoke
Chapter 423
Chapter 424
Chapter 425
Chapter 426
Chapter 427 Everyone Levelled Up!
Chapter 428 The 3Rd Tenant Shop
Chapter 429 S-So, You Want That?
Chapter 430 Sparkling Eyes
Chapter 431 Ran Out Of Berries
Chapter 432 First World Problem
Chapter 433 Discussion With Everyone
Chapter 434 Mukoudas Party Vs Wilderness Of Nothingness
Chapter 435 Scarab
Chapter 436 Messenger Of Death
Chapter 437 The Devourer
Chapter 438 A -20 Degree World
Chapter 439 Warming With Simple Chicken Hotpot
Chapter 440 Let My Guard Down
Chapter 441 Vs Ice Dragon
Chapter 442 Sui The Hero
Chapter 443 Pointless Disputes Between Two Titans
Chapter 444: Familiar (Temp)
Chapter 445 What Kind Of Bonding Is That?!
Chapter 446 Stay Strong, Tristan!
Chapter 447 Handsome Vice Guild Master Requested Something Outrageous With A Straight Face
Chapter 448 The Solitary Chef
Chapter 449 Grandpa Gon Accumulated Too Much Treasure
Chapter 450 Research Souvenirs
Chapter 451 Charity Work At Brixt (1)
Chapter 452 Charity Work At Brixt (2)
Chapter 453 Extortion Is A Crime, Right?
Chapter 454 On A Day Such As This, Let’S Heal With Yummy Food
Chapter 455 After The Tribute To The Gods, Return To Carelina
Chapter 455.1 Idle Talk: That Adventurers Tale
Chapter 456 Dirty But Really Valuable Fur
Chapter 458 Dragon Lover Elf Made A Blunder
Chapter 457 Unexpected Visitor
Chapter 459 Exuding Anger
Chapter 460 Reckless Old Elf Angered Mukouda
Chapter 461 Mabo Eggplant With Rice. The Man We Have Been Waiting For
Chapter 462 Capture Recover The Idiot Master
Chapter 463 Behemoth In The Wild
Chapter 464 Despicable Behemoth
Chapter 466 Mutant Species
Chapter 465 Tracking The Behemoth
Chapter 467 Lectured By The Guild Master
Chapter 468 Lots Of Vegetables
Chapter 469 M-Meat
Chapter 470 Bite Off More Than
Chapter 471 Sweet Spicy Miso Offal
Chapter 472 Charity Contribution At Carelina
Chapter 473 High End=High Price
Chapter 474 Grandpa Gon’S Secret A Troublesome Oracle
Chapter 475 The Best Thing For A Dwarf Is Liquor
Chapter 476 Baths Are The Best
Chapter 477 Correct Usage Of Magic Swords
Chapter 478 That Religious Organisation Again
Chapter 479 Onwards To The Holy Nation Rubanov
Chapter 480 Fer Grandpa Gon Were Full Of Confidence, But…
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Categories Genre: Action, Adventure, All, Comedy, Fantasy, Ongoing, Shounen, Slice of Life Status: Ongoing Alternative names: Campfire Cooking In Another World With My Absurd Skill, Gourmet Adventure Of Legendary Tamer, とんでもスキルが本当にとんでもない威力を発揮した件について, とんでもスキルで異世界放浪メシ, ______
Total Chapters in book: 495
Estimated words: 852515 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 4263(@200wpm)___ 3410(@250wpm)___ 2842(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 852515 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 4263(@200wpm)___ 3410(@250wpm)___ 2842(@300wpm)
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Chapter 473 High End=High Price
Gumihou: This chapter is oddly boring… lets… trim off the excess and try to make it interesting
“Hmm, this is the place, I think. Hello~? Excuse me, is anyone here~?”
[1] After lunch, it was time to visit the Contractor for the bathroom expansion work.
[1a]
“Mu, I’ll go with you,” said Fer.
“What, really? Even though you don’t like baths?”
“Baths has nothing to do with it. I just want to go out,”
“Ah.”
““Sui wants to go with Aruji~~””
“Oh my~ okay~”
““Eh, I’ll pass,”” said Dora-chan.
“I, too, shall stay here,” said Grandpa Gon. “I notice that humans tended to be nervous around me, it’s perhaps best not to roam about the city if possible.”
“Er, well, that’s sensible,” I said. “Wait, since we are expanding the bathroom for your sake, don’t you want to give your opinion on the tile, colour design and other details?”
“I trust Master to make all the decisions and thank Master for thinking of me.”
“Ah, well, alright then.”
[1a]
So, here I am with Sui and Fer, just the three of us facing… an empty office?
“Excuse me~?” I called out again.
“Yes, yes, coming~”
The person that came out was a little old lady. When I say little old lady, I mean, very little. She was only 120cm tall.
I have seen enough of this world to know that this was a Dwarf woman.
What? Are you imagining a world of lolicons?
Fuh~ what an imagination.
Anyway, it looked like Dwarf women aged normally, only their height remained tiny compared to humans.
“Good afternoon. Marie-san from Lamberts introduced me to this place…”
“Oh? Marie?”
“Yes, I have with me a letter of introduction…” [1b] I have somehow reverted back to my white-collar salaryman attitude when meeting with a potential supplier/important customer. Back straight and with my best service smile on, I begin my formal introduction. “I am a business acquaintance of Lambert-san. My name is Mukouda, very pleased to meet you. Marie-san is kind enough to give me the name of your good establishment when I brought up my need for some bathroom expansion work…”
“Well, I can’t say no since it’s from Lamberts, hahaha!”
[1b] Was the Auntie Dwarf’s reaction. I must say, are people here are really friendly, or was it just merchants? I found that nearly all merchants are incredibly friendly and personable. Well, some attempted to buy expensive things for cheap on the sly, but isn’t that the nature of a good merchant?
Anyway, the Auntie Dwarf (Annika-san) informed me that her husband was the one in the construction business (Bruno-san, presumably a Dwarf too), was on a job outside of the city and would only be back in three days. [1c]
“Once he’s back, I’ll send him to your place to do an inspection, eh?” said Annika-san.
[1c] “Much obliged,” I said. “I look forward to Bruno-san’s visit in three days.”
[1a]
Thus ends my meeting with the contractor.
There was really not much else to do but go home and… relax for the rest of the day.
Well, my familiars get to relax, just look at how they bask under the sun in the garden. As for me, I still have to fulfil the orders from the Gods and Goddesses.
Since there were so many specific details, I have to make sure not to make any mistakes or I’ll never hear the end of it.
By the time orders have been collected and organised, I have nothing else to do and decided to give myself a day off.
Somehow, I wandered down to the basement where my employees [2] were working. [2] Slaves really, but I try to think of them as employees. I mean, I pay them, provide housing etc, so, they are my employees. Aside from the whole cannot reveal my secrets thing. Haha.
Anyway, everyone was busy refilling bottles of the hot-selling shampoos and hair treatments for the Royal Capital order. There was a rush order for the extremely popular [Divine Medicine – Hair Power] elixir.
Everyone was so familiar with the task that they could casually chat and discuss things even as their hands work tirelessly. Well, it is that kind of repetitive work. I used to do it myself so I know, but it’s still amazing to see the bottles being filled with such precision.
As I watch the process, I wonder if I should get more workers (slaves). I’d have to prepare a house for the new employees (slaves), I guess I could ask Bruno-san to give me a quote for employee quarters when he’s here to inspect the bathroom.
That evening, after dinner and a bath, I sat down with a coffee and got ready to deliver the orders.
Right, shall we begin?
“Ahem, everyone, [3] welcome to the store~”
“Here! You sure take your time!!”
“Of course~”
“Ossu, here!”
“… been waiting…”
“We’ve been waiting too!”
“Aaah! It’s here!”
Well, it certainly sounds like everyone’s been on edge just waiting for me to contact them. The whisky duo sounded a little more enthusiastic than usual.
“Yo~ yo~ looks like you’ve also made donations to the churches in this city, so thank you for that.”
This sounds like… Agni-sama?
“Well, yes? Because I live here, so it’s only natural, right? From now on, I’ll make donations wherever I go so long as I can afford it.”
“Is that so? Well, I’m very happy you did so, some of my churches are a little poor.”
“Mine too! In fact, mine are a lot poorer than Agni’s, since you are loaded, you should help me a lot more, you know?”
Deplorable Goddess have a bad way of speaking, but at least she seems to care about her followers. Though, her existence would be in trouble if she could not maintain her followers.
“I understand, while I can’t be everywhere, I will help whenever I can.”
“
Umu
, I shall entrust the matter to you.”
“I as well,” came Ruka-sama’s quiet and serious voice.
“Understand, Ruka-sama.”
“I have many believers, so my church isn’t quite that hard up. Even so, some children do fall through the cracks. I am grateful for any assistance.”
“Yes, Kishar-sama, I shall continue to assist.”
“Well, my worshippers are craftsmen who rarely go hungry. I’m afraid War God’s followers are the ones in dire traits. I’d be grateful for any assistance that could be given to them.”
“Thank you, God of Blacksmith. As you know, most of my believers are from conflicted areas. Though they are resourceful, many live a poor life.”
“I understand, Vahagn-sama,” I said. “I try to avoid discrimination by giving each church the same amount of money.”
It was odd to hear the Gods and Goddesses talk like this. My impression of them was less than favourable, but it looks like they do worry over their followers in their own fashion.
After all, it’s not like they could carelessly interfere with their followers’ lives, but I could help them out indirectly.
No matter what, I did receive their Blessings (small) as well as other aid.
“Ahem, shall we begin? Ninril-sama first as usual,” I said, trying to blow away the solemn atmosphere.
“
Umu
, even after all this time, I can’t help but be excited~~!!”
Ignoring the squealing in the background, I set the boxes of desserts on the table. The offerings this time included:
– No-bake Cheesecake
– Rich Baked Cheesecake
– Mont Blanc (made with Japanese chestnuts)
– Whole Strawberry Shortcakes
– Whole Chocolate Cakes
– Various fruit tarts
– A whole Apple Pie
– Dorayaki (standard red bean paste, chunky red bean paste and chestnut paste)
“Please accept this offering, Ninril-sama.”
“
Umu
! Thank you!”
The box disappeared with a flash of light and I automatically blocked out the shouts of delight.
“Humph, how noisy, you should just open your boxes back at your temple,” came Kishar-sama’s judgy tone.
“
Mumu
, whatever, I don’t need Kishar telling me what to do. Farewell~!”
“Goodness, would it hurt her to develop a little dignity as a goddess?”
“Ahem, next, is Kishar-sama’s offering,” I said, doing my best to head off a potential rant.
[4] Kishar-sama’s order included:
– ST-III Face Cream
– ST-III Facial Cleanser
– Special Care ST-III Facemask
– Various Bath Salts, Body Soaps & Body Oil (slightly higher end)
To be honest, when I saw the price for the Facemasks, I was shocked. It cost 1 gold coin per 4 sheets of Facemask. That’s… about 1,600 yen per mask…
Isn’t that… a little expensive for a single-use item?
The single box felt oddly light as I set it on the table.
Ah well, who am I to comment on how people choose to waste spend their money?
“Using money to pay for beauty is cheap,” was Kishar-sama’s enigmatic reply.
“Ahaha… ahem, next up, Agni-sama.”
“Ou! I’ve been waiting.”
[4] The heavy boxes that thumped on the dining table all contained beer. Beer of all sorts. Among them were:
– Company S Premium Beer
– Company S Black Lable Beer
– Y-Bis Beer
– Assorted craft beers (foreign & domestic)
This time, I chose a tasting set of craft beers imported from Germany, Belgium, Ireland, Hawaii and Australia alongside some Japanese ones.
The heavy boxes disappeared in a flash of light, followed by Agni-sama’s excited voice, “Ooohhh~~ you’ve included some new things as well? Much obliged~~!!”
Well, I never had any of these imported beers before, hopefully you’ll enjoy it. [4] Anyway, this time, I set out Ruka-sama’s portion:
– Assorted Limited Edition Cakes (In slices, not whole cakes because Ruka-sama is a sensible gourmet, unlike a Deplorable Someone…)
– Assorted Premium Ice-cream
– Assorted Standard Ice-cream
– Assorted New (Limited Edition) Ice-cream
I included the last one with the remaining budget because Ruka-sama seemed to enjoy variety in small quantities and I wanted to maximise what she could get out of her budget and some of the experimental products were on sale.
“Un. Thank you,” her voice disappeared along with the boxes of cakes and ice-creams.
Finally, there’s only…
“Yosh! It’s us next!”
“We’ve been waiting for this!!”
They were understandably excited, because these two Gods, who had combined their finances, really took the plunged.
“Ou! How could we ignore it after reading the reviews?”
“We must have it!!”
The whisky in question is the super high-end 12-year-old Japanese whiskey in the same distinct bottle they have had several times now. In short, it was the Best in the World Whisky, one level up.
This single bottle of whisky cost 5 gold and 4 silver, beyond the 4 gold budget a single god/goddess gets every month.
Thus, today’s order was:
– 1 bottle of 12-year-old Best in the World Japanese Whisky
– Assorted cheaper whiskies (quantity over quality)
After purchasing so many whiskies every month, I have a good grasp on the better quality ‘cheap’ bottles and stuffed as many as the remaining budget would allow.
Once the boxes of whiskies disappeared in a flash of light, I heard:
“Ooh~~”
“So this is what high-end whisky looks like.”
“Even the box is awesome.”
“Let us enjoy this awesome whisky tonight, God of War.”
“Ou, let’s have it.”
Wait, don’t tell me you’re just going to chug it all in one night?
Wh-whatever, that has nothing to do with me.
Finally, there’s only Demiurgos-sama’s portion.
I enjoyed preparing the God of Creation’s offerings, even though it happened weekly since he was an easygoing God. It was more like speaking to a kindly old man than a god, although I could have done weird oracles…
“Ahem, Demiurgos-sama? Are you there?”
Gumihou: Tried a new way of listing the stuff, with actual lists, lol
Eguchi Ren: The chapter is a bit long, so we’ll see Demiurgos-sama’s reaction in the next chapter.
[1] Redid the visit the contractor’s scene to make it more interesting. The details are mostly the same, just… rearranged a little.
[1a] Also, added a bit more dialogue to make it more dramatic
[1b] Instead of a colourless dialogue, add some titbit about the way Japanese introduce themselves in a business setting. It’s actually quite fascinating. I think some readers expressed dissatisfaction about Mukouda’s humble, almost subservient, attitude and I’d like to take this opportunity to explain why without force-feeding information to the readers.
[1c] Nostalgic Deletes: *Snerk* I’m not even angry, just amused:
According to Annika, the husband would be back after
three days
.
“…then, I’ll see you in
three days
…”
After making an appointment to meet in
three days
…
Gumihou: *Cough*
[2] Give Mukouda a bit more thought about his ‘slaves’ since Eguchi-san did use the word ‘slave’ here.
[3] The word here is really ‘irrashaimasuka’? Which is a question variation of ‘irrashai’ or ‘welcome’ whenever you enter a store. Since the term is so imbedded in the service industry, it has an implied meaning of ‘welcome to the store’, which Gumi materialised for non-Japanese speakers since the allusion would have been lost in translation.
[4] Adjusted the text to make it more interesting. Use bullet points in place of a long and winding narrative.
has a new
Membership System
!!
Naturally, you can still support us through
Although… it’s, um, you only get half the benefits… but, the decision is in your hands!
Total Chapters in book: 495
Estimated words: 852515 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 4263(@200wpm)___ 3410(@250wpm)___ 2842(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 852515 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 4263(@200wpm)___ 3410(@250wpm)___ 2842(@300wpm)
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