Um Sorry I’ve Been Reincarnated by Headphone Samurai

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
D002 – I’M Finally 3!
D003 – Seems Like A Tutor Is Coming
D004 – The Thoughts Of The Boy
D005 – Resemblance (John’S Pov)
D006 – The Fact That I’M Alive (Chiffon’S Pov)
001 – Prologue The View Is Better From The Top…?
002 – The Field Of Flowers
003 – A Bit Regretful, But Still Thankful
004 – The First Barrier
005 – I Am Back
006 – Mother, Giving Birth
007 – Nursing For The First Time
008 – I Will Try My Best
009 – If You Want To Learn How To Read, Get A Picture Book!
010 – I Came To Understand Various Things
011 -Seems Like Father Is Amazing
012 – I Cannot Believe It
013 – Mary San’S Diary
014 – Birthday! Debut! (First Part)
015 – Birthday! Debut! (Last Part)
016 – The Son Of Beryl House (14 Pov)
017 – Father And Doubts
018 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part)
019 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (Last Part)
020 – First Lesson
021 – John Sensei
022 – John Sensei And The Boy
023 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part – John Pov)
024 – First Lesson (John’S Pov)
025 – Things I Learned
026 – Three Of Them
027 – Premonition
028 – What Should I Do?
029 – Way Too Suspicious
030 – A Meeting With Despair
031 – Hey, I Overcame My Surprise
032 – My Work Can’T Seemed To Finish
033 – Regain Consciousness
034 – The Future
035 – Continuous Shocks
036 – Enrollment!
Stuff
037 – The Usual
038 – Recovery
039 – Welcome Party
040 – Dormitory Mates
041 – Ah, What Should I Say About This?
042 – Apology And Zen
043 – Zelda’S Troubles
044 – Quiet Yet Noisy
045 – Development
046 – First Lesson
047 – Quiet Yet Noisy (Selphys Pov)
048 – Miso Is Troubled
049 – Flower On Both Hands?
050 – First Magic Lesson
051 – Maria’S Father
052 – May Festival (First)
053 – May Festival (Last)
054 – Attack
055 – Aftermath
056 – Compensation
057 – Oops, I Summoned It
058 – You Call?
059 – To The Castle
060 – The King And The Emperor
061 – Report & Departure
062 – Information & Situation
063 – The Merchant
064 – To Know When To Give Up
065 – He Who Came Back
066 – Raging Bear
067 – Regrets & Determination
068 – Guideline
Interlude – Summer Holidays
D007 -My Son Went To The Academy (Gion’S Pov)
D008 – Beginning Of School! (Zen’S Pov)
D009 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… First Part (Mi’S Pov)
D010 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… Last Part (Mi’S Pov)
069 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (First)
070 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (Last)
071 – Retaliation Against Grousil (First)
072 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Mid)
073 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 01)
074 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 02)
075 – The Struggle Of A Retired Soldier
076 – Annihilation & Shame
077 – God’S Test
078 – Endless Envy
079 – Ivan’S Agony
080 – In The End, Ivan Is An Idiot
081 – Invitation
082 – The House Of Shadows And The Battle Mania
083 – I Will Not Recognize It As The Destruction Devil
084 – Awareness & Determination
085 – Horror Of The First Day Back
086 – Confusion & Wandering
087 – Ordinary Days
088 – I Don’T Understand
089 – Magic Tools & Magic Circles, Chants Too (John’S Pov)
090 – The Shadow’S Magic Tools & The Magic Language
091 – What Am I Depressed For?
092 – After The Fall
093 – Calius-Senpai
094 – The Magic Tool Shop And Dylan
095 – As Expected Of You, Zen
096 – Return My Feelings!
097 – The Swimming Tournament & The Something That Flowed Away
098 – We Need To Talk
099 – Separating Teams
100 – Disparity
101 – Ivan’S New Life (First)
102 – Ivan’S New Life (Last)
103 – The Tournament Is Starting!
104 – The Day Of The Tournament (First)
105 – Day Of The Tournament (Last)
106 – Gion’S Boyhood
107 – Grandfather’S Words
108 – Shou’S Grandpa
109 – A Messed-Up Face
110 – Trigger
111 – The Feelings Over The Years
112 – Summer Holidays
113 – A Shocking Visit
114 – Uuuuuuuu
115 – The 2 At That Time
116 – Why The Sudden Shocking Truth Now?
117 – The Diary Of The First Founder, Azuma
118 – Let Us Eat Dinner… Please?
119 – The Tempest Of Wrong Words
120 – Speaking Of Summer Event…
121 – The Watermelon… Got Smashed?
122 – It’S Vexing But This Is What Reminds One Of Summer
123 – Things You Can’T Forget If You Are Shooting Off Fireworks
124 – Finally Something Of Use
125 – The Reason For Not Telling
126 – Stop It!
127 – Firework Artisan
128 – Our Savior (First – Gurus Pov)
129 – Our Savior (Last – Gurus Pov)
130 – Waiting Time
131 – Flowers In Full Bloom
132 – Beryl’S Street
133 – Beryl’S Street
134 – Creeping Up Silently
135 – His Thoughts
136 – Hunter
137 – He Who Was Relied On
138 – If Prepared
139 – Drawing Near
140 – The Truth
141 – At A World Where Time Stop
142 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 1)
143 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 2)
144 – My Weird Kohai (Calius Pov)
145 – My Weird Sempai
146 – A Lady Will Never Be Defeated
147 – What’S Christmas? (First Half)
148 – What’S Christmas? (2Nd Half)
149 – It Sure Needs Thinking To Build A Long History
150 – My Eyes, My Eyes!!
151 – To The Church
152 – Only Confusion
153 – Embarrassment & Misunderstandings
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Drama, Fantasy, School Life, Shounen Status: Completed Tags Authors:

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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Alternative Titles:

Tenseishichatta Yo (Iya; Gomen), 転生しちゃったよ (いや、ごめん)


Source: Pumlated
Book Details / Information: After a god screws up and accidentally takes high schooler Shou’s life, he offers him reincarnation with a gift to make up for it. Shou asks to retain all his old memories for the new life. Shou is reborn as Will, a noble’s son in a world where magic use is common and involves knowledge of kanji characters. With all his memories, he’s a brilliant toddler, and when he experiments with magic, he finds that he has an amazing talent for it! What’s more, though he was smart but unloved in his old life, in his new life he has a mother and a father who both love him deeply. His future as Will is looking very bright and cool!

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D001 – Prologue The View Is Better From The Top…?

D001 – Prologue The View is Better From The Top…?

Posted on June 10, 2016 by crazypumkin

Editor : Yufimu

He provided a very readable version for this. No more complains now.

TN: This is Chapter 001 of the Digest version which consist of Chapter 001 and 002 for the original story. Enjoy~

That day. It was a bright sunny day which was a

welcome change from the rain that you would usually be plagued with at this time of the year. And that placed me in an exceptionally good mood.

The slightly worn down station located in a rural area just right outside the city that can be access to with a swap in trains. This was the sort of station that would only ever be busy during the evening or in the morning. This was due to the fact that it was mostly

used by students commuting to and from school.

The majority of the state schools had been located in this area, largely due to the fact that land was relatively cheap compared to other places.

Though, luckily for me, the distance to the school that I attended was not so far that I would need to take a bus. I mean, having to do that much exercise in the morning would most definitely kill me.

[TN: It’s just taking a bus…]

Come to think of it I won’t even choose that kind of school in the first place. Yep I won’t.

Ah..But the weather was so good today. I wonder if I should skip? At least summer’s only just around the corner. Walking while lost in these thoughts, someone tap me from behind.

” Shou, good morning! ”

” Ohh! Morning Terao. ”

Ehh.. Why is it not a girl from my class.. Wait. It’s not like I always think about that sort of stuff! I am not thinking about it!

Terao.

I first met Terao when I entered high school and, due to our similar personalities, we became close quite quickly. I suppose you could now call us best friends.

” What’s with that face? You must be thinking about something rude like ah, why is it Terao, right? ”

” Ah. I was exposed. ”

Although I was laughing, I was really wondering how life could be so cruel.

Terao is popular. He is what they call an ‘Ikemen’. [TN: Handsome]

What a troublesome guy I am? Can’t be helped, that is the kind of guy I am.

” Ah… I am jealous of your looks. ”

Compared to the sunny sky, it was getting cloudy in my heart.

“Seriously? This again? Why do you always say this stuff? I’m so tired of hearing it. ”

Terao rolled his eyes at me. We have almost the same conversation every morning. I suppose you could even call it our daily greeting.

Not discriminating to anyone, friendly, yet not frivolous and kind… That just about sums up Terao.

And then there’s me.

I really hate to admit it, but I just don’t seem to be liked by the ladies.

Whenever I try talking to one of them in class, the strangest thing happens. Either they’ll only talk to me briefly, in what only can be described as a whisper, before turning red and running away. Or, they’ll be dragged away by someone before I can even say anything!

Honestly, the only logical explanation that I can come up with is that when they run away, I’ve unknowingly angered them in some way and when they are dragged away by one of their friends, it’s obviously so they can tell them ‘Don’t get close to someone like that!’.

Damn it! Why is that guy so popular!?

Ohh, the world can really be unfair sometimes…

While ranting in my heart, I caught the strange look that Terao was giving me.

” It..It’s nothing. ”

Ahh, why did I say it like that? I might as well have told him that there was something! But Terao just accepted it with a ” Okay. ” and a smile. I see. What a gentlemanly response. Let’s learn it.

As I’m secretly nodding to the fact that I have a good role model by my side…

A vase fell.

…hm? Eh?



The vase hit my head directly.

The world started spinning in slow-motion.

the world begins to spin in slow-motion and, just like that, after a slight feeling of pressure, my skull cracked.

I died…!

Having that thought, my eyes opened to a field of flowers all around me. What is happening? … That’s right. I was hit on the head by a vase. But why am I in a field of flowers?

Is this real? Was I really killed by something as ridiculous as a vase?

Wait. What about the wheel of reincarnation or King Enma or the last judgement? [TN: I like the name Enma so I’m not gonna use Hades.]

Ahh, being dead is surprisingly boring.

what kind of messed up irony is it to have me wake up in a field of flowers after being killed by a vase? And why is everything flowers? Don’t tell me that this is a hint about my entire life? My head is not full of flowers!

In the midst of senselessly retorting myself, the field of flowers around me suddenly disappeared, leaving me standing in a seemingly empty white void.

” I am really so sorry!! ” [TN: He’s doing old man speak]

From out of nowhere someone jumped and kneel in front of me… An old man.

[TN: He is doing dogesa]

Erm… What is with this situation?

” Erm, what is happening? Please raise your head. ”

For now, I supposed I will just accept the situation and even though I had no idea what I should do. But I would really like an explanation first, in order to understand the situation.

” You… forgive me? ”

After hearing my words, the old man raises his head, eyes sparkling.

…Not amused.

I am not happy despite I am in heaven. The fields of flowers, this kneeling old man, is this harassment? Are you making fun of me?

As the subtle unpleasantries continue, I suddenly had this thought making my face pale in an instant. Nothing good is happening, and everything unpleasant kept on happening… Don’t tell me… could this really be hell?

” This is not heaven. Yet neither is it hell ”

While having these thoughts, the old man suddenly stops apologizing and stands up. Have you stop apologizing? Although I have no idea why you are apologizing, seeing how desperate you are means something really bad happened. Your attitude sure changes fast.

I looked at the old man, thinking, while touching my lips. I’m pretty sure that I wasn’t just absent-mindedly speaking my thoughts aloud. Which could only mean… can this old man read my thoughts!?

” I am not a human but a god. ”

…Eh. Seriously?

My jaw dropped. I began to look around this empty void. All I could see was white. White, white. White all around. Much like those countries you see on the

news from time to time that are attacked by snow storms and render everything white. This space is

definitely not man-made!

Ah…This is for real…

I sighed.

” Please don’t tell me…that I died because of..you? ”

That’s what happened in the web novel that I was hooked up with reading. It cannot be that right, I laugh bitterly.

” Yes, it is my fault. ”

The old man puffed out his chest while saying that. Almost like he was somewhat proud of what he had done.

This old man… he’s not really sorry at all is he?

” Would you like to hear the reason? ”

It seemed like he was speaking in a different language or something.

I sighed.

” Eh… Ah, my beard caught onto the plants without my knowing.. ”

……His beard.

The reason for my death is his beard. That long beard of his.

Isn’t there supposed to be some kind of special reason when a God kills someone!?

And it turns out to be his beard! Isn’t this too half-assed? Oi! This is really just a bit too much.

“…..And? What should I do? ”

I sit down with my head tucked into my legs, giving up.

” ….You accept that pretty fast. ”

God exclaimed as his eyes peeked out from below

underneath his long eyebrows.

“Ah… it’s pointless. I can’t laugh it off and forgive you for killing me. To be completely honest I’m extremely pissed off. I mean, it’s not like you’re going to send me back if I make a ruckus right?”

After hearing this, God looked at me, visibly shocked at my response. I mean, a being such as God knelt and apologized to me. If he was able to send me back, he would have done so in the first place.

” Even so, most people would probably try to go against this fact. ”

Ah. Is that right.

It must be because I am a lonely existence.

My sigh got seen by God.

” And what’s gonna happen to me? ”

” Well, even though I killed you, which was my mistake, I cannot resurrect you. You will either have to reincarnate or disappear. What do you know of the wheel of reincarnation? ”

” I’ve heard about it… ”

The souls of the dead are guided by the wheel of reincarnation and return to the world with a different life. That sort of stuff. In short, they are given a new life.

God, who was looking at me, nod with satisfaction. I realized that he must still be reading my thoughts and determined that my knowledge was correct. I am surprised that reincarnation really exist but hey, sure, why not?

…But I am not disappearing! That’s horrible!

Against reincarnation is disappearance.. You are really… there was never really a choice to begin with was there?!

” ….. I’ll reincarnate. ”

At that answer, God nodded deeply and said ” This time really… “. I did not pay attention to most of it but it ends with ” To truly apologize, I will grant you any of your wishes. ”

Isn’t this the legendary [Cheat] around the net? Magic cheat or maybe strength cheat? There are so many different kinds of cheats float around in my head but I just can’t seem to find any that appeal to me. Also, it’s usually the case that the people who receive these cheats will often find themselves getting into many troublesome situations.

I mean it’s not like I have some mind of god complex and have a desire to become some sort of unparalleled master. If you were to ask me what I really want, I would have to say that I wanted to be liked, to be loved. Is that too much to asked for..? Right..hmm.. at least I don’t want to be hated like I am now..

There are also some things in life which I would do differently if I had the choice. Should I make use of my previous experiences?

” I want to retain all of my memories of from this previous life. ”

” Is that all? ”

” If I ask too much, it probably won’t end well for me. ”

As I laugh bitterly, I recalled the largest trauma from my previous life. Tongue-Cut Sparrow.

[TM: It’s a folktale, search it up.]

” I see. ”

Upon hearing my answer, God smiled gently towards me.

” And so. Let’s send you on your way. ”

With that, my body is wrapped in a warm glow.

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TN : I finished!! Well, it did get easier as it went on but it took me close to 4 hours…. Enjoy!

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<<<<1231121>165
Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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