Synopsis and Starting Chapter Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4 – 5
Chapter 6 – 7
Chapter 8 – 9
Chapter 10 – 11
Chapter 12 – 13
Chapter 14 – 15
Chapter 16 – 17
Chapter 18 – 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22 – 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25 – 26
Chapter 27 – 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30 – 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33 – 34
Chapter 35 – 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39 – 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128 – 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
Chapter 191
Chapter 192
Chapter 193
Chapter 194
Chapter 195
Chapter 196
Chapter 197
Chapter 198
Chapter 199
Chapter 200
Chapter 201
Chapter 202
Chapter 203
Chapter 204
Chapter 205
Chapter 206
Chapter 207
Chapter 208
Chapter 209
Chapter 210
Chapter 211
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Fantasy, Romance, Supernatural Status: Completed ______
Total Chapters in book: 195
Estimated words: 187590 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 938(@200wpm)___ 750(@250wpm)___ 625(@300wpm)
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Warning: Chapter 140 has polygamy references and may cause some readers distress.
‘The heavens’ crying because of me,’ Yuan Gun Gun said.
‘Oh please,’ Long Liu Bao said. ‘If it’s raining it’s because the heavens’ peeing.’
‘Then the heavens’ lightning bolts are striking the ground because they’re angry on my behalf,’ Yuan Gun Gun said.
‘Oh please,’ Long Liu Bao said. ‘The heavens’ lightning bolts are accidental farts.’
‘Then the heavens’ hailing on that hateful man on behalf of me,’ Yuan Gun Gun said.
‘Oh please,’ Long Liu Bao said. ‘The heaven’s hailing because it’s their number twos.’
Yuan Gun Gun had enough. She turned around and glared at her laughing friend.
‘Do you actually think the heavens can’t control their bladder, farts and bowel?’ Yuan Gun Gun asked.
‘Gun Gun, everyone has the same three kinds of emergencies,’ Long Liu Bao. ‘You shouldn’t assume the heavens can control every emergency.’
‘What a hateful friend you are,’ Yuan Gun Gun said. ‘Can’t you sympathise with me a bit?’
‘Your husband at most would pat you two times if he’s angry,’ Long Liu Bao said. ‘His heart would break if his little treasure is in pain. Not like me, I’ve been given beatings since I was a little girl.’
‘Do they break your phone?’ Yuan Gun Gun asked.
‘What’s a broken phone?’ Long Liu Bao asked. ‘They’ve broken my laptop before.’
Yuan Gun Gun was grateful Hao Yan Che didn’t break her laptop.
‘Does your husband threaten to lock you in the bedroom with him if you don’t cooperate with your husband?’ Long Liu Bao asked.
‘Usually he doesn’t threaten to lock me in our bedroom with him,’ Yuan Gun Gun said. ‘He takes me to bed and keeps me in bed with him for a long time. Even if I beg him to spare me, he won’t let me go until he’s satisfied.’
Long Liu Lang thought Hao Yan Che was a true monster.
‘Do they hit you there?’ Yuan Gun Gun asked.
‘Where?’ Long Liu Lang asked.
‘You know,’ Yuan Gun Gun said. ‘On your round place.’
‘Do you mean my bottom?’ Long Liu Bao asked. ‘Yes they’ve hit my bottom right in front of the servants.’
Yuan Gun Gun sympathised with Long Liu Bao’s plight. The Long brothers were too much.
‘Does your husband hit your head with his knuckles?’ Long Liu Bao asked.
‘No,’ Yuan Gun Gun said.
‘Then you’re luckier than me,’ Long Liu Bao said.
‘He hits my head with his whole hand,’ Yuan Gun Gun said.
The two women exchanged a sympathetic look with each other. They were born to be friends. Who else suffered the same fate as them?
‘But isn’t big brother Lang gentle?’ Yuan Gun Gun asked. ‘At least if big brother Bo is angry at you, you have big brother Lang to protect you. If Che is angry at me, I have no one to protect me.’
‘Do you actually think big brother Lang is gentle?’ Long Liu Bao asked.
‘Yes,’ Yuan Gun Gun said. ‘Big brother Lang is gentle and caring.’
Yuan Gun Gun had dreamt of marrying a gentle and caring man.
‘Yes, big brother Lang is gentle and caring,’ Long Liu Bao said. ‘But if he loses his temper, he’s scarier than big brother Bo.’
Long Liu Bao and Yuan Gun Gun popped a chocolate in their mouths.
‘At least there are times when big brother Lang is gentle and caring,’ Yuan Gun Gun said.
‘You’re right,’ Long Liu Bao said. ‘But have you thought how scarier it is for me when they’re angry at the same time? At least you only have to deal with one Hao Yan Che no matter his mood swings. When big brother Bo and big brother Lang are angry at the same time, the person who’s dead is me.’
‘It sounds like you live a more dangerous life,’ Yuan Gun Gun said.
‘Gun Gun, don’t you think it’s wrong for them to be with me?’ Long Liu Bao asked.
‘What’s wrong about it?’ Yuan Gun Gun asked.
‘Do you think it’s normal for two men to be with the same woman?’ Long Liu Bao asked.
‘As long as you love them then there is nothing wrong,’ Yuan Gun Gun said. ‘I don’t think there is anything absolutely right or wrong in the world. It depends on each person if they think what they do with their own life is worth it. You and big brother Lang and big brother Bo are compatible with each other and love each other. There is nothing wrong with you being with them.’
‘Thank you my dear friend,’ Long Liu Bao said.
‘What is there to thank me for?’ Yuan Gun Gun asked.
‘Nothing,’ Long Liu Bao said and pinched Yuan Gun Gun’s cheeks.
‘The truth is I wanted a husband who is gentle and caring like big brother Lang,’ Yuan Gun Gun said.
‘Do you want me to help you find a gentle and caring husband?’ Hao Yan Che asked.
Yuan Gun Gun hugged Long Liu Bao. Why did Hao Yan Che always appear at the wrong time? Yuan Gun Gun wondered if there was bad blood between her and the heavens.
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End of Chapter 140
Total Chapters in book: 195
Estimated words: 187590 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 938(@200wpm)___ 750(@250wpm)___ 625(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 187590 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 938(@200wpm)___ 750(@250wpm)___ 625(@300wpm)
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