Synopsis and Starting Chapter Chapter 2 - Linku Startu!
Chapter 3 - The Infinite Loading Screen
Chapter 4 - A Warrior, A Knight And A Thief
Chapter 5 - Why Is It Leaking?
Chapter 6 - The Reason?
Chapter 7 - Learning Magic
Chapter 8 - Jon Dare
Chapter 9 - Two Mothers
Chapter 10 - Wasn'T This Just A Mod?
Chapter 11 - 'One School' Theory
Chapter 12 - I Can Make My Own System
Chapter 13 - Hitting The Road
Chapter 14 - Tourism In Whiterun
Chapter 15 - The Team
Chapter 16 - Day 1: Start Of The Tournament
Chapter 17 - A Good Bath, A Good Fight
Chapter 18 - Madness
Chapter 19 - The Crazy Poet
Chapter 20 - Day 4: "Then Kill"
Chapter 21 - The Ugly Truth?
Chapter 22 - Day 5: Let The Match Begin
Chapter 23 - Jon Dare Vs Argir Swift-Hilt
Chapter 24 - Skyfire Pet Shop
Chapter 25 - An Ambush
Chapter 26 - Murderer
Chapter 27 - The Round Of 32 Is A Good Distraction
Chapter 28 - The Round Of 16 Part 1: Jon Is Angry
Chapter 29 - The Round Of 16 Part 2: What'S The Plan?
Chapter 30 - Quarter Finals
Chapter 31 - Semi-Finals Part 1
Chapter 32 - Semi-Finals Part 2
Chapter 33 - Divine Elegance
Chapter 34 - Finals: Part 1
Chapter 35 - Finals: Part 2
Chapter 36 - Making Preparations
Chapter 37 - Like The Life Of A Secret Agent
Chapter 38 - Spies!
Chapter 39 - Battle Royale
Chapter 40 - Meet Your Crazy Uncle
Chapter 41 - Prison Break
Chapter 42 - Onto The Icicle
Chapter 43 - Jullanar
Chapter 44 - To The College
Chapter 45 - Nurina'S Demand
Chapter 46 - Welcome To The College
Chapter 47 - Lost Magic
Chapter 48 - Vokaraas!
Chapter 49 - Rank Up Exam
Chapter 50 - Let'S Visit Winterhold
Chapter 51 - Whistling Mine
Chapter 52 - Winterhold Dilemma
Chapter 53 - Business Partners
Chapter 54 - Confronting The Jarl
Chapter 55 - Mad Jull Vs Mad Jon
Chapter 56 - Hilda'S Journal (The Great War)
Chapter 57 - Hilda'S Journal (Mother'S Faith)
Chapter 58 - The Creation Club
Chapter 59 - Catatoskr
Chapter 60 - Power Up!
Chapter 61 - Pirates!
Chapter 62 - The Alexandria
Chapter 63 - Clash Of Auras
Chapter 64 - Hob'S Fall Cave
Chapter 65 - Dungeon Delving
Chapter 66 - Seven Of Us, Thirty Of Them, Almost A Fair Fight!
Chapter 67 - Thane Of Winterhold
Chapter 68 - One Month Of Development
Chapter 69 - The Augur Of Dunlain
Chapter 70 - A Question, A Request
Chapter 71 - Hooman!
Chapter 72 - Nefertiti
Chapter 73 - The Opening Day
Chapter 74 - Hitting The Road
Chapter 75 - Thalmor
Chapter 76 - Red Hair, Red Eyes
Chapter 77 - Mount Anthor
Chapter 78 - Alina'S Scheme
Chapter 79 - A Call For Help
Chapter 80 - The White Phail
Chapter 81 - Dungeoneering
Chapter 82 - Windhelm
Chapter 83 - Ship Shopping
Chapter 84 - She Is My Aunt!
Chapter 85 - The Pit
Chapter 86 - The Challenge
Chapter 87 - Troublemaking
Chapter 88 - 4 Months Later!
Chapter 89 - Falkreath
Chapter 90 - Hunting The Hunter
Chapter 91 - Werewolves (1)
Chapter 92 - Werewolves (2)
Chapter 93 - The Battle Of Cracked Tusk Keep (1)
Chapter 94 - The Battle Of Cracked Tusk Keep (2)
Chapter 95 - Ill Met By Moonlight (1)
Chapter 96 - Ill Met By Moonlight (2)
Chapter 97 - Ill Met By Moonlight (3)
Chapter 98 - Ill Met By Moonlight (4)
Chapter 99 - Nefertiti'S Transformation!
Chapter 100 - The Stalker Of Ivarstead! [Case Closed!]
Chapter 101 - 7000!
Chapter 102 - Paarthurnax!
Chapter 103 - A Jull In Distress! A Town In Need!
Chapter 104 - Before The Storm
Chapter 105 - Over The Sea! Above The Clouds!
Chapter 106 - Ride Of The Valkyries (1)
Chapter 107 - Ride Of The Valkyries (2)
Chapter 108 - Ride Of The Valkyries (3)
Chapter 109 - Winterhold After The Battle!
Chapter 110 - The Dare Dragon Group
Chapter 111 - The Firemanes Are Here!
Chapter 112 - Alina And Hilda
Chapter 113 - Jon And Hilda
Chapter 114 - Jon And Alina! Hilda And Nurina!
Chapter 115 - Jon Vs Alina: This Is Jon Dare!
Chapter 116 - Jon Vs Alina: 60 Seconds
Chapter 117 - Jon Vs Alina: The Was Close
Chapter 118 - Carrot And Cabbage
Chapter 119 - The "Guilty Crown"
Chapter 120 - Hilda Vs Nurina
Chapter 121 - We Are Home, Jonhild!
Chapter 122 - Firemane (1)
Chapter 123 - Firemane (2) : Grandpa Tormund
Chapter 124 - Firemane (3)
Chapter 125 - Firemane (4) : Little Bastard, Old Bastard
Chapter 126 - Firemane (5) : Time To Dot The (I)S And Cross The (T)S
Chapter 127 - Firemane (6) : Jullanar The Brave
Chapter 128 - Firemane (7) : The Fantastic Jonhild
Chapter 129 - Firemane (8) : Homecoming
Chapter 130 - Coming Of Age (1) : The Race
Chapter 131 - Coming Of Age (2) :
Chapter 132 - Coming Of Age (3) : The One Whose Surname Is Dare
Chapter 133 - Coming Of Age (4) : #Squad_Goals
Chapter 134 - Coming Of Age (5)
Chapter 135 - Coming Of Age (6)
Chapter 136 - Coming Of Age (7) : Roaring Flames
Chapter 137 - Coming Of Age (8) : End Of The Battle
Chapter 138 - Senior? Who Is Senior?
Chapter 139 - ♪Lady♪
Chapter 140 - Before The Challenge
Chapter 141 - Sigurd Moonblade
Chapter 142 - The Red Eyes Of The Viper
Chapter 143 - Time Up!
Chapter 144 - What Went Down?
Chapter 145 - Shadow
Chapter 146 - Crouching Cat, Hidden Viper...
Chapter 147 - The Dragon
Chapter 148 - With You Tonight
Chapter 149 - Cats?
Chapter 150 - It Has Been A Year!
Chapter 151 - Revelation
Chapter 152 - Unease
Chapter 153 - Mystery
Chapter 154 - Troubled Times (1) : The Mad Mammoths
Chapter 155 - Troubled Times (2) : Before The Storm
Chapter 156 - Troubled Times (3) : Necromantic Skirmish
Chapter 157 - Troubled Times (4) : I'Ll Huff, And I'Ll Puff
Chapter 158 - Troubled Times (5) : The Grove Of Kyne!
Chapter 159 - Troubled Times (6) : The Battle Of Kynesgrove
Chapter 160 - Troubled Times (7) : Up We Go!
Chapter 161 - Troubled Times (8) : Skydiving Was A Bad Idea!
Chapter 162 - The Power Couple (End Of The Volume)
Chapter 163 - Development
Chapter 164 - Repairing The White Phial... And Some Other Crazy Shit!
Chapter 165 - Nurina'S Trauma
Chapter 166 - The Fate Of Heroes (1)
Chapter 167 - The Fate Of Heroes (2)
Chapter 168 - Welcome To Morrowind!
Chapter 169 - A Small Challenge (1)
Chapter 170 - A Small Challenge (2)
Chapter 171 - A Small Challenge Gone Big!
Chapter 172 - Jon Vs The Kardashians! (Cuz Why Not?)
Chapter 173 - A Brief Rest
Chapter 174 - Gaining Enlightenment
Chapter 175 - The Deadliest Hopscotch Game Ever! (1)
Chapter 176 - The Deadliest Hopscotch Game Ever! (2)
Chapter 177 - The Deadliest Hopscotch Game Ever! (3)
Chapter 178 - Back To Winterhold
Chapter 179 - The Magicka Reactor!
Chapter 180 - The Snake'S Den
Chapter 181 - Stirring The Muddy Waters
Chapter 182 - The Disappearance
Chapter 183 - Nightcaller Temple
Chapter 184 - Into Quagmire (1) : Wait... What?!
Chapter 185 - Into Quagmire (2) : A Drunk Realm Of Oblivion
Chapter 186 - Into Quagmire (3) : Hooman!
Chapter 187 - Into Quagmire (4) : Nefertiti'S Human Form And Lord Commander Jull
Chapter 188 - Into Quagmire (5) : What Jon May Actually Fear!
Chapter 189 - Into Quagmire (6) : A Dame To Kill For
Chapter 190 - Into Quagmire (End) : The Temple Of Vaermina
Chapter 191 - The Return
Chapter 192 - House Dare Assemble!
Chapter 193 - Beyond Good And Bad.
Chapter 194 - Visitors
Chapter 195 - Vittoria Vici
Chapter 196 - The Demands (1)
Chapter 197 - The Demands (2)
Chapter 198 - The Fall Of Vittoria Vici (+18... Maybe +21)
Chapter 199 - Nefertiti'S Magic
Chapter 200 - Shadow Magic
Chapter 201 - Overwhelming With Science
Chapter 202 - Recruiting A Master Alchemist
Chapter 203 - Mask Of The Fire Keeper
Chapter 204 - The Glorious Threesome (+18)
Chapter 205 - The Haven Cube Unlocked
Chapter 206 - Against The Thalmor (1)
Chapter 207 - Against The Thalmor (2)
Chapter 208 - Against The Thalmor (3)
Chapter 209 - Against The Thalmor (4) : Horror Of The Skull
Chapter 210 - To A New Adventure
Chapter 211 - Lovers' Trip
Chapter 212 - Manners Maketh Man
Chapter 213 - Into Raven Rock
Chapter 214 - Wulfur Loves Forks
Chapter 215 - A Fork For Your Thoughts
Chapter 216 - Put A Fork In It (1) : Drunk
Chapter 217 - Put A Fork In It (2) : Found Out
Chapter 218 - The First Phase
Chapter 219 - Taking Fort Frostmoth
Chapter 220 - Breakthrough
Chapter 221 - To The Skaal Village
Chapter 222 - A New Possibility
Chapter 223 - The Pilgrimage (1) Bitch Better Have My Shawarma
Chapter 224 - The Pilgrimage (2) : Bjorna And The Swimmer
Chapter 225 - The Pilgrimage (3) : The Rituals Of Earth And Beasts
Chapter 226 - The Pilgrimage (4) : Opportunity
Chapter 227 - The Pilgrimage (5) : Dual Cultivation (+18)
Chapter 228 - The Pilgrimage (End) : Acquiring The Blessings
Chapter 229 - Ahzidal'S Artifacts
Chapter 230 - The Tale Of Ahzidal
Chapter 231 - Rewards Of Kolbjorn Barrow
Chapter 232 - Full Moons Night
Chapter 233 - The Werecat
Chapter 234 - Night Talk
Chapter 235 - New Progress
Chapter 236 - White Ridge Spiders
Chapter 237 - White Ridge: The Story Of Servos
Chapter 238 - Death-Brand (1) The Trove
Chapter 239 - Death-Brand (2) Alina Moonblade Vs Haknir Deathbrand
Chapter 240 - A Bit Of Peace
Chapter 241 - Fahlbtharz Ruins
Chapter 242 - Kagrumez Ruins
Chapter 243 - Bloodskal (1) : Raven Rock Mine
Chapter 244 - Bloodskal (2) : Blade And Aura
Chapter 245 - Bloodskal (3) : Zahkriisos
Chapter 246 - Krilon
Chapter 247 - Back Home: Thief Of The Star
Chapter 248 - The Little Spy Girl
Chapter 249 - A New Fleet
Chapter 250 - Private/Business Affairs
Chapter 251 - Rise In The East (1)
Chapter 252 - Rise In The East (2) : The Shadow Realm
Chapter 253 - Rise In The East (3) : Attack!
Chapter 254 - Rise In The East (4) : The Dark Matter
Chapter 255 - Rise In The East (5) : Voice Masters
Chapter 256 - Politics, Peace, Friendship
Chapter 257 - My Name Is Jon Dare And This Is My Class
Chapter 258 - I Don'T Mind A Bit Tickling
Chapter 259 - A New Healing Magic
Chapter 260 - The Ritual Of Healing
Chapter 261 - Greed
Chapter 262 - Kill The Witches
Chapter 263 - Gleam
Chapter 264 - Catatoskr (1) : Homecoming
Chapter 265 - Catatoskr (2) : The Ragged Flagon
Chapter 266 - Catatoksr (3) : The Thieves Guild
Chapter 267 - Catatoskr (4) : The Crimes Of The Red Cat
Chapter 268 - Catatoskr (5) : A Grelod Breakout
Chapter 269 - Catatoskr (6) : The Saintess
Chapter 270 - Catatoskr (7) : The Heist
Chapter 271 - Catatoskr (8)
Chapter 272 - The Skeleton Key
Chapter 273 - Unlocking Stuff
Chapter 274 - From Summerset
Chapter 275 - Froki, Kyne'S Sacred Trial, Lukthur
Chapter 276 - Back To Whiterun
Chapter 277 - Star-Sung
Chapter 278 - Ysolda'S Tough Lesson
Chapter 279 - Bubble Butt
Chapter 280 - Hunting The Huntress
Chapter 281 - Solving Problems
Chapter 282 - Shadow Agents
Chapter 283 - Cold War
Chapter 284 - She Likes It Rough (+18)
Chapter 285 - Redheads
Chapter 286 - An Interesting Visitor
Chapter 287 - Torygg'S Council (1)
Chapter 288 - Torygg'S Council (2)
Chapter 289 - Schemes In Dark Place
Chapter 290 - The Dilemma Of Akara And Ysolda
Chapter 291 - The Companions In Neo Saarthal
Chapter 292 - Mad Ideas
Chapter 293 - [Black Book] : Untold Legends
Chapter 294 - New Technology
Chapter 295 - The Offical Third
Chapter 296 - Armor For The Huntress
Chapter 297 - Silus Vesuius
Chapter 298 - New Anuic Energy Source
Chapter 299 - Wulfur'S Invitation
Chapter 300 - Pieces Of The Past
Chapter 301 - El Diablo (1) : The Missing Groom
Chapter 302 - El Diablo (2) : Isha
Chapter 303 - El Diablo (3) : Welcome To The Isles
Chapter 304 - El Diablo (4) : The Graveyard
Chapter 305 - El Diablo (5) : The Road Of Madness
Chapter 306 - El Diablo (6)
Chapter 307 - El Diablo (7) : New Sheoth
Chapter 308 - El Diablo (8) : Jon Vs. The Mad God
Chapter 309 - El Diablo (9) : Completely Insane!
Chapter 310 - El Diablo (10) : Tasks And Rewards
Chapter 311 - El Diablo (11) : Escaping New Sheoth
Chapter 312 - El Diablo (12) : How Tastes Your Meat?
Chapter 313 - The Spokesman
Chapter 314 - Delivering
Chapter 315 - Thor And Idun
Chapter 316 - Loose Ends
Chapter 317 - Jade Skin
Chapter 318 - A Night At The Sea
Chapter 319 - The Assembly (1)
Chapter 320 - The Assembly (2)
Chapter 321 - The Assembly (3)
Chapter 322 - The Assembly (4)
Chapter 323 - The Assembly (5)
Chapter 324 - The Assembly (6, 7)
Chapter 325 - Have Begun
Chapter 326 - The Labour
Chapter 327 - Alaric
Chapter 328 - Under Siege
Chapter 329 - Supernova
Chapter 330 - Crisis
Chapter 331 - Confusion
Chapter 332 - Trapped
Chapter 333 - Anxiety
Chapter 334 - Gains
Chapter 335 - Break
Chapter 336 - Azura
Chapter 337 - Escape
Chapter 338 - Good New, Bad News
Chapter 339 - Unwanted Visitor
Chapter 340 - Unexpected Help
Chapter 341 - Hedge Magic
Chapter 342 - See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil
Chapter 343 - The Four Disasters Of The Battle Of Kolskeggr Bridge
Chapter 344 - Aftermath
Chapter 345 - A Deal With The Devil
Chapter 346 - Unusal Friendship
Chapter 347 - 100 Kills
Chapter 348 - Development
Chapter 349 - A Cat'S Tail Of Trouble
Chapter 350 - The Party Starts
Chapter 351 - Blood Party
Chapter 352 - No One Escapes Cidhna Mine
Chapter 353 - Chaos (1)
Chapter 354 - Chaos (2)
Chapter 355 - Chaos (3) : Jon'S [Wrath]
Chapter 356 - Chaos (4) : Blood Eagle
Chapter 357 - Evil To Evil
Chapter 358 - Clash Of The Titans
Chapter 359 - Among The Vampires
Chapter 360 - Information Gathering
Chapter 361 - The Fourth Labour
Chapter 362 - A List Of Demands
Chapter 363 - Beauty And The Beast
Chapter 364 - Preparation For Battle
Chapter 365 - The Unfortunate Dremora
Chapter 366 - Think He'Ll Hold A Grudge?
Chapter 367 - Blood Attack
Chapter 368 - Escaping Castle Volkihar
Chapter 369 - Saving Xikil
Chapter 370 - The Elder Of Coldharbour
Chapter 371 - Sir Cadwell
Chapter 372 - Kyne'S Tears
Chapter 373 - The Black Forge
Chapter 374 - The Castle Of The Dead
Chapter 375 - The Battle Of The Hollow City
Chapter 376 - Jon Vs. Daedric Titan
Chapter 377 - Pride
Chapter 378 - A Happy Ending
Chapter 379 - Farewells
Chapter 380 - Hiring A Mercenary
Chapter 381 - Skyrim'S Most Wanted
Chapter 382 - Fuck Off
Chapter 383 - Preparations
Chapter 384 - The Battle Of Winterhold (1) : Cooking Madness
Chapter 385 - The Battle Of Winterhold (2) : The Queen Of Winterhold
Chapter 386 - The Battle Of Winterhold (3) : A Dreadful Start
Chapter 387 - The Battle Of Winterhold (4) : Hour Of The Deaf
Chapter 388 - The Battle Of Winterhold (5) : Hour Of The Wall Fall
Chapter 389 - The Battle Of Winterhold (6) : Reinfrocements
Chapter 390 - The Battle Of Winterhold (7) : Aetherial Tribulation
Chapter 391 - The Battle Of Winterhold (8) And (9)
Chapter 392 - Above Mundus
Chapter 393 - Demigod
Chapter 394 - Battle End (1) : Blade Of Slaughter
Chapter 395 - Battle End (2) : Blade Of Mercy
Chapter 396 - Aftermath
Chapter 397 - Political Drama (1) : Judgement
Chapter 398 - Political Drama (2) : A Million Gold Septims
Chapter 399 - Political Drama (3) (4) : The Sassy Jon
Chapter 400 - Political Drama (5) : The Last Act
Chapter 401 - The Wedding
Chapter 402 - Vows Under The Twilight
Chapter 403 - Love Till Sunset
Chapter 404 - Goodbye
Chapter 405 - Sinnerman
Chapter 406 - Gecko, Polyjuice
Chapter 407 - The Fifth Labour (1, 2) : Morag Tong
Chapter 408 - The Fifth Labour (3, 4) : The Khajiiti Job
Chapter 409 - To The Sixth Labour
Chapter 410 - The Old Woman Of Mournhold
Chapter 411 - No Man'S Land (1) : Meeting
Chapter 412 - No Man'S Land (2, 3)
Chapter 413 - No Man'S Land (4) : The Team
Chapter 414 - No Man'S Land (5, 6) : Enemies On Every Corner
Chapter 415 - No Man'S Land (7, 8) : Settling Scores, Karly
Chapter 416 - The Plague (1)
Chapter 417 - The Plague (2) : Love In The Time Of Llodos
Chapter 418 - End Of The Plague - The Traitor
Chapter 419 - Two Birds One Stone
Chapter 420 - The Dragon Heart - Flaming Core
Chapter 421 - Blue Fire In The Marsh
Chapter 422 - Monster (1, 2)
Chapter 423 - Monster (3, 4)
Chapter 424 - The Timely Lie
Chapter 425 - Beasts Of Pleasure (+18)
Chapter 426 - Long Live The Queen - A Coin For Your Trouble
Chapter 427 - Cyrodiil
Chapter 428 - Making A Scene
Chapter 429 - The Arena (1, 2)
Chapter 430 - The Arena (3)
Chapter 431 - The Arena (4) : Undercurrents
Chapter 432 - The Arena (5, 6) : Spamming Master-Ranked Spells
Chapter 433 - Conclusion And Planning
Chapter 434 - Jon Vs Darius (1)
Chapter 435 - Jon Vs Darius (2)
Chapter 436 - The Grand Champion
Chapter 437 - From Cyrodiil To Hammerfell
Chapter 438 - Her Brother
Chapter 439 - Answers Between The Sand (1)
Chapter 440 - Answers Between The Sand (2, 3)
Chapter 441 - Answers Between The Sand (4, 5)
Chapter 442 - Answers Between The Sand (6, 7)
Chapter 443 - Shadow'S Secrets
Chapter 444 - Abyss (1)
Chapter 445 - Abyss (2)
Chapter 446 - Abyss (3)
Chapter 447 - Abyss (4, 5)
Chapter 448 - Abyss (6)
Chapter 449 - It Is Time To Let Go
Chapter 450 - Desert Wind
Chapter 451 - Trouble In Elsweyr
Chapter 452 - The Cursed Disease
Chapter 453 - Dealing With Sheogorath
Chapter 454 - Chasing The Curse
Chapter 455 - Troll Head
Chapter 456 - Lust
Chapter 457 - Be Careful What You Wish For
Chapter 458 - Towards The Last Labour
Chapter 459 - The Enraged Woman
Chapter 460 - The Crazy Green Lady Bitch
Chapter 461 - Martial Exchange
Chapter 462 - Jon Vs An Ancestor
Chapter 463 - Investigation
Chapter 464 - A Night In A Tree
Chapter 465 - Xikil'S Airlines
Chapter 466 - Stros M'Kai
Chapter 467 - Little Boethiah
Chapter 468 - The Truth Behind Everything
Chapter 469 - The Siege Of Stros M'Kai (1)
Chapter 470 - The Siege Of Stros M'Kai (2) : Beginning Of The Mayhem
Chapter 471 - The Siege Of Stros M'Kai (3, 4) : Senseless Battle
Chapter 472 - The Siege Of Stros M'Kai (5, 6) : By The Powers I Was Granted
Chapter 473 - Jon And Kareem
Chapter 474 - The Visions
Chapter 475 - Before The Storm
Chapter 476 - Breaking The Siege
Chapter 477 - General Cassia
Chapter 478 - A Task From Boethiah
Chapter 479 - The Heist
Chapter 480 - Down The Lich Hole
Chapter 481 - The Elephant In The Room
Chapter 482 - Results And Power Up
Chapter 483 - Jon Dare Going Wild...Er
Chapter 484 - Beth'S Prophecy
Chapter 485 - Legends (1) : Odd Fate
Chapter 486 - Legends (2) : Finding Laaneth
Chapter 487 - Legends (3) : Towards Fate
Chapter 488 - Legends (4)
Chapter 489 - The Ansei Wards (1)
Chapter 490 - The Ansei Wards (2) : The Return Of The Huntress
Chapter 491 - The Ansei Wards (3, 4, 5)
Chapter 492 - Myr
Chapter 493 - Powering The Blade
Chapter 494 - The Battle Of Death March (1, 2)
Chapter 495 - The Battle Of Death March (3, 4)
Chapter 496 - The Battle Of Death March (5, 6)
Chapter 497 - The Battle Of Death March (7, 8, 9)
Chapter 498 - The Battle Of Death March (10, 11)
Chapter 499 - The Battle Of Death March (12, 13, 14, 15)
Chapter 500 - The Battle Of Death March (16, 17, 18, 19, 2End0)
Chapter 501 - Meanwhile Back Home (1)
Chapter 502 - Meanwhile Back Home (2)
Chapter 503 - Tropic Thunder (1)
Chapter 504 - Tropic Thunder (2)
Chapter 505 - Unbound (1)
Chapter 506 - Unbound (2)
Chapter 507 - Rescuing Helgen
Chapter 508 - Bleak Fall Barrow
Chapter 509 - Dragon Rising (1)
Chapter 510 - Dragon Rising (2)
Chapter 511 - Dragon Rising (3)
Chapter 512 - Dragon Rising (4)
Chapter 513 - Dragon Rising (5)
Chapter 514 - Dragon Rising (6)
Chapter 515 - Dragon Rising (7)
Chapter 516 - Identity Incognita
Chapter 517 - The Man, The Myth, The Fucking Legend
Chapter 518 - Explaining The Politics
Chapter 519 - Lord, Land & Family
Chapter 520 - Chaos (1) : Blank Space
Chapter 521 - Chaos (2): The Adventures Of Bitch & Dumbass
Chapter 522 - Chaos (3): Into The Abyss
Chapter 523 - Her Son
Chapter 524 - What We Have In Store
Chapter 525 - Dinner, Bath Or Maybe… Me?
Chapter 526 - I Am Too Sober For This Shit
Chapter 527 - Spy? Not Spy?
Chapter 528 - Thank You And Fuck Off
Chapter 529 - The Princess And The Lawyer
Chapter 530 - The Real Army Of Jon Dare
Chapter 531 - Nahagliiv
Chapter 532 - Many Ideas Of The Dov
Chapter 533 - Side Questing
Chapter 534 - Attack On Thalmor
Chapter 535 - A New Hand Touc... *Mute*
Chapter 536 - High Hrothgar
Chapter 537 - High Profile Pain In The Ass
Chapter 538 - Good Jull, Crazy Jull
Chapter 539 - Sincerely
Chapter 540 - The Eye
Chapter 541 - Enemies From All Corners
Chapter 542 - Battle For Winterhold (1) : The True Enemy
Chapter 543 - Battle For Winterhold (2) : Wulfur Strikes Back
Chapter 544 - Battle For Winterhold (3) : Victorious
Chapter 545 - The Dragon And The Tower
Chapter 546 - You Are Not My Enemy
Chapter 547 - Dance Like Fire
Chapter 548 - House Dare Rises
Chapter 549 - The Eye Of Magnus
Chapter 550 - A Lifetime Ago
Chapter 551 - Septimus The Fool
Chapter 552 - Cliffhanger
Chapter 553 - Hail To Ysmir
Chapter 554 - Level 80
Chapter 555 - Onikkeindrog The Wise
Chapter 556 - Operating In The Dark
Chapter 557 - Money Mayhem
Chapter 558 - Global Crisis
Chapter 559 - This Is A Robbery
Chapter 560 - Gypsy
Chapter 561 - Sanguine (1): Chaos In Revelland
Chapter 562 - Sanguine (2): Rocking Oblivion Out Of Oblivion
Chapter 563 - Sanguine (3): Fountain Of The True Liquor
Chapter 564 - Sanguine (4): The Celestial Indulgence
Chapter 565 - Sanguine (5): Tournament Of The Hundred Bloods
Chapter 566 - Jon & Sanguine
Chapter 567 - Long Awaited
Chapter 568 - Beth'S Initiation Ceremony
Chapter 569 - Gluttony (1)
Chapter 570 - Gluttony (2)
Chapter 571 - Gluttony (3)
Chapter 572 - Glutton Free
Chapter 573 - A Dark Scheme
Chapter 574 - Setting The Stages
Chapter 575 - Hitting The Books
Chapter 576 - The Caller
Chapter 577 - Kill Steal
Chapter 578 - The Sus
Chapter 579 - The Music Of Life
Chapter 580 - Jonrad'S Story (1): The Blue Balls Alliance
Chapter 581 - Jonrad'S Story (2): Uther Nere
Chapter 582 - Jonrad'S Story(3): The Lady Of Wayrest
Chapter 583 - Jonrad'S Story (4)
Chapter 584 - Jonrad'S Story (5): The Gangbang
Chapter 585 - Jonrad'S Story (6): The Bloody Labour
Chapter 586 - Jonrad'S Story (7): Regicide
Chapter 587 - Jonrad'S Story (8)
Chapter 588 - Jonrad'S Story (9)
Chapter 589 - Jonrad'S Story (10): The Fall Of The Dark Brotherhood
Chapter 590 - Jonrad'S Story (11): Fall Of The Dark Brotherhood
Chapter 591 - Domain Complete (1)
Chapter 592 - Domain Completed (2)
Chapter 593 - Domain Of The Dreamer
Chapter 594 - Old Friends (1)
Chapter 595 - Old Friends (2)
Chapter 596 - To Blackreach
Chapter 597 - Falmer Slaughter
Chapter 598 - Immersion Backfired
Chapter 599 - Here'S Jonny
Chapter 600 - The Psijic Visit
Chapter 601 - The Psijic Monk
Chapter 602 - The Psijic Research
Chapter 603 - Classifying Jon
Chapter 604 - News
Chapter 605 - Bros
Chapter 606 - Gearing Up
Chapter 607 - That Can Be Arranged
Chapter 608 - The Ritual
Chapter 609 - Use Your Voice
Chapter 610 - Dragonborn Call
Chapter 611 - It'S Not Who I Am Underneath
Chapter 612 - The Mammoth Anchors
Chapter 613 - The War Beneath
Chapter 614 - Clash Of Flames
Chapter 615 - A Different Scale
Chapter 616 - How To Hunt A Dragon
Chapter 617 - Foretold
Chapter 618 - Darkness Rises
Chapter 619 - The Contract Of The Century
Chapter 620 - Betrayal
Chapter 621 - Appraising Values
Chapter 622 - The Man Who Cried Vampire!
Chapter 623 - Sweet But Psycho
Chapter 624 - The Game Is Afoot
Chapter 625 - The Bloody Wedding (1)
Chapter 626 - The Bloody Wedding (2)
Chapter 627 - The Bloody Wedding (3)
Chapter 628 - The Bloody Wedding (4)
Chapter 629 - What Happened In Solitude?
Chapter 630 - The Grey Wolf Movement
Chapter 631 - Nordic Hustle
Chapter 632 - Mount Kilkreath
Chapter 633 - Break Of Dawn
Chapter 634 - The Man Who Cried Wolf
Chapter 635 - The Messenger
Chapter 636 - Setting The Stage
Chapter 637 - The True Face Of Evil
Chapter 638 - Crisis In Solitude (1)
Chapter 639 - Crisis In Solitude (2)
Chapter 640 - Crisis In Solitude (3)
Chapter 641 - Crisis In Solitude (4)
Chapter 642 - Crisis In Solitude (5)
Chapter 643 - Crisis In Solitude (6)
Chapter 644 - Envy
Chapter 645 - Turning The Tide
Chapter 646 - Crisis Lifted
Chapter 647 - Lost In Time
Chapter 648 - Recipe For Disaster
Chapter 649 - Dear Dear Cicero
Chapter 650 - Greed'S Final Form
Chapter 651 - To Kill An Empire
Chapter 652 - Among Us (1)
Chapter 653: Among Us (2)
Chapter 654: Among Us (3)
Chapter 655: O' Brother
Chapter 656: A New Sanctuary
Chapter [Nan]
Chapter 657
Chapter 658: An Empire Free
Chapter 659: The Greatest Dragonborn
Chapter 660: Side Adventure
Chapter 661: A Meeting With The Thieves Guild
Chapter 662: Who Dares?!
Chapter 663: M For Evil
Chapter 664: Hard Answers
Chapter 665: The Vampire And The Avenger
Chapter 666: Suffering From Success
Chapter 667: Akara'S Dilemma
Chapter 668: Swinging Fists
Chapter 669: We'Re Going To Jail
Chapter 670: The Frog Magician
Chapter 671: All Coming Together
Chapter 672: Down The Deadly Tomb
Chapter 673: Www?!
Chapter 674: The Frozen Path
Chapter 675: Prepare For The Clockwork
Chapter 676: Alfe'S Bizarre Request
Chapter 677: Clockwork Welcome
Chapter 678: Clockwork Dream
Chapter 679: Clockwork Scheme
Chapter 680: Clockwork Sabotage
Chapter 681: Clockwork Trap
Chapter 682: Clockwork Apostles
Chapter 683: Clockwork Stars
Chapter 684: Clockwork Heart
Chapter 685: Clockwork Battle Arena
Chapter 686: Clockwork Legends
Chapter 687: Clockwork Pickles
Chapter 688: Clockwork Depths
Chapter 689: Clockwork Hero
Chapter 690: Clockwork Throne
Chapter 691: Clockwork Tools
Chapter 692: Clockwork Fate
Chapter 693: Clockwork Rises
Chapter 694: A Journey Ends
Chapter 695: Revelation
Chapter 696: Eldritch Tidings
Chapter 697: The Skaal Siblings
Chapter 698: The Greedy Man
Chapter 699: Nightingales
Chapter 700: Nocturnal'S Key
Chapter 701: To The Summit
Chapter 702: Season Unending
Chapter 703: The Truth Is…
Chapter 704: Truce
Chapter 705: Negotiations
Chapter 706: Jon'S Suggestion
Chapter 707: Grand Thane
Chapter 708: Night Attack
Chapter 709: Strategy
Chapter 710: Singing Or Fighting?
Chapter 711: The Nightmarshall
Chapter 712: Bloodskal
Chapter 713: Going All Out
Chapter 714: The Caenlorn Beasts
Chapter 715: The World Knows
Chapter 716: Oghma
Categories Genre: Action, Adventure, All, Comedy, Fantasy, Harem, Martial Arts, Ongoing, Romance, Xuanhuan Status: Ongoing Alternative names: DMWG, Dragon-Marked God of War, Long văn chiến thần, Long Wen Zhan Shen, 龙纹战神, ______
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Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 9864(@200wpm)___ 7891(@250wpm)___ 6576(@300wpm)
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LIST OF LAST 10 CHAPTERS:
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A/n: Some of you are cringing cuz Sheogorath appeared as Cat thinking I am taking things Hardcore with Catisism again.
Truth is… In Elsweyr, they have a God for Madness and Skooma called the Skooma Cat, Sheggorath – That's all in the Lore, check ESO Quest "The Lunacy of Two Moons" where he makes an appearance.
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"What's up, Uncle Sheo?" Jon said with an ever-so-patient expression.
"Nephew! Put me down, this is rude!"
"Here you go." Jon let go of the large Alfiq on a small rock.
The other three looked at the striped grey Alfiq waiting for Jon to explain. This was, after all, that very infamous Uncle they heard about.
"What are you doing here, Nephew? Cheese hunting? Wine surfing? Oh, wait! Don't tell me… you are Mushroom hopping?"
"No, no and no. You know me, uncle. I try to keep original in my work. Right now, I am trying to figure out how to kill a bunch of people in a unique way each."
"Oh! That's a nice idea! Can you make one die from excessive cheese eating?"
"You mean dipping people in liquidated food? Hmmm… you know what… this is actually a good idea. We can make all kinds of soups then dip people in and see which kills faster. My money's on the Tomato soup."
"I will go with melted cheese."
"Hah! You'll lose miserably. Getting dipped in melted cheese is the very definition of heaven. Try a Tomato soup."
The two were getting along in an instant despite the dumbfounded faces around them.
But that didn't last long as the two noticed someone staring daggers at them. It was a black cat that appeared on Jon's head and seemed very annoyed.
"You should shapeshift." Jon said.
"Wise idea."
The Alfiq struggled as he started to take another form while being entangled by all the yarn around him. In the end, he took the form of an elderly Breton gentleman with a particular appearance in a pink brocade suit… still entangled in yarn.
"HAHA! It's me! Bet you didn't know that, did you? All surprised now, I see, I see." Sheogorath looked at the ones around him and said with a proud face.
Other than Nefertiti who was cringing, the others didn't know whether to act surprised or cringe. This particular Daedric Prince can be brutal if he was displeased.
"Act as if your Boss said a joke." Jon gave a pro tip as he noticed the ones behind him being in a dilemma.
"... Oh! Amazing."
"Incredible."
"Wow."
With the Gore Flag fully avoided, Jon wanted to get this over with.
"What are you doing around these parts, Uncle?"
"Woah! Straight to the point aren't we, Nephew? Don't you want to play a game first with your old uncle?"
"Something is telling me we are going to play whether I liked it or not."
"You understand me well, nephew."
"And with many lives at stake."
"You really understand me. Here's how it goes, I'll go catch some mortal playthings and throw them in the air, you must shoot them before they drop dead or you'll lose." Sheogorath said.
"Nope. You can throw people all the way to Daggerfall for all that you care about. It won't be fair."
"Haha! You want a Daedric Prince to play fair."
"I want to play fair because if you don't play fair, I won't play at all. Good luck tossing Mortals around on your own. I'll go toss Mortals with my friends someplace else."
"Okay, Okay! How about this one… a music contest with Mortal corpses."
"Says the man who discovered music by using some woman's vocal cords."
"Fighting contest."
"Says the man who won against the fiercest beast Hircine made by a little chick."
"Sparrow! You know him? He became a large Roc later on but that's not in the story. Fine, what about a Nightmare contest?"
"Both you and I know that you wiped the floor with Vaermina last time you two played that."
"Catapult racing?"
"Too high."
"Tunnel spooning."
"Too low."
"Dragon riding."
"Too early."
"Dwemer hide and seek."
"Too late."
"Playing a prank on Molag."
"Already did that."
"Playing a prank on Dagon."
"Did that as well."
"You played a prank on Dagon?"
"I blackmailed him with a scene from your memories when the Avatar of Akatosh whipped his Daedric ass."
"Seriously? How did you get that? Wait! Was it censored?"
"Is there uncensored?"
"A Daedric Prince as tall as a tower walking in the streets of the Imperial City mostly naked? Hah! Of course there is uncensored. His Daedric Dong was all over the place."
"No way!"
"Yes way."
"Daaaaaayum! Must have missed that mod."
"So, what do you want to play?"
"How about my favorite game of all time? It is called [Truth and Dare]."
"Wasn't it 'or' not 'and'?"
"No, that's the sissy version. Jon Dare's version is [Truth and Dare]."
"Fine! I feel like I love it already. How do we play?"
"I ask you a question and I dare you lie to me."
"I feel like I don't love it after all."
"You already agreed."
"Fine, I go first."
"You sure?"
"Humph!"
"You'll ask me a question and you'll Dare me?" Jon asked again to confirm.
Sheogorath had to think twice before that one.
"You've got me, nephew."
"Fair and square."
"Fine, you go first."
Jon sighed after bypassing the mental burden of dodging the troublesome stuff Sheogorath wanted to throw at him.
"What is going on with that Curse around and why are you turning people mad?"
"I always turn people mad. That's what I do. I am the Mad God."
"And the Curse that is killing people? Your madness is making things difficult for me here, Uncle."
"Oh! You got it all wrong, Nephew. I am not harming anyone here."
"You seriously expect me to believe that?" Jon looked doubtful.
"You expect a Daedric Prince to lie?"
"Yes."
"Well, believe it or not, we are concerned about this event." Sheogorath said ignoring Jon's doubts.
"We?"
"Me, Azura, Boethiah… the whole lot."
"Wait wait wait! This 'Whole Lot' is our faction in these Labours, right?"
"Right."
"Why wasn't I invited then?"
"Azura didn't call for you? I thought she did… that's why I didn't want to tell you much."
"No, she didn't. What is going on?"
"Hmmm… You see, nephew, you are basically the Last Labourer on our side with still one more task to perform."
"I know."
"And the other faction still has one Labourer too… other than the ones you have already killed."
"Why is this the first time I hear of that?"
"Because we weren't sure about the identity of the Labourer you are up against and… we still don't know."
"... You're serious now?"
"Dead Serious… or is it Daedra Serious? No, Dead Serious. As serious as a bunch of cheese rolls rolling down on a hill with me tied up on its foot. That's as far as serious goes in my book."
"Great. So, what do you know of that Labourer?"
"Not much. Only that he just received his Labour Artifact and passed through this place. The reason for the Curse you are after is mostly thanks to him and the reason why I am driving people insane, other than me being the Mad God, is to control them. Once these people die, they will turn into Undead and cause damage we don't understand so here I am saving the day and doing what you Heroes should do. Please don't mind the competition, Nephew."
Jon and the rest sighed.
To sum up the rambling of Sheogorath, he is making people insane to halt the Curse. This Curse is caused by a mysterious Labourer on the other Daedric faction.
"Couldn't you just find that out from the start?" Mirren said holding his dizzy head.
"Believe me, when it comes to Uncle Sheo, it is wise to take the extra mile and make him talk his heart out, else you will find yourself going on a literal Fool's Errand to hunt some Butterflies in a Basilisk's nest." Jon replied.
"You know me to a frightening degree, Nephew."
"I am afraid you think highly of me, Uncle. Is there any more information about that Labourer?"
"Sadly, nothing. He was very well done hidden from us by someone but I personally think it won't be long till they reveal that Labourer. You can as well start helping us, can't you? Azura was pleased with you during the last party, she drank a lot to the point where Boethiah had to carry her back to her realm."
"Daedric Princes… drunk?"
"You don't believe me?"
"I don't."
"Fine, I'll invite you to the next party and you will see for yourself."
"I'll hold you to that word."
Jon smiled at sheogorath and the latter returned the same foxy smile.
"But now. It is time I hold you to your word, Nephew. My turn in your 'Truth and Dare'." Sheogorath said.
"Hehe. You are going to Dare me after all, Uncle?" Jon was amused.
"Haha! Come on, I am not going to lose my Nephew for a mere question." Sheogorath said and smiled wider, "One of your friends can take your place in this, right?"
"That was not a rule."
"Neither was not accepting to be Dared. You owe me answers now."
To Jon's trick, Sheogorath forced his own rule into this. Jon wasn't pleased but it seemed that Sheogorath was insisting.
"Jon, it's okay." Isha said as she played defensive.
"..." Jon didn't reply and kept staring at Sheogorath.
"What say you, Nephew?" Sheogorath said with his lunatic smile growing wider.
Jon tilted his head looking at Sheogorath then he smiled calmly.
"You are not interested in any of those friends behind me, don't you? You are after someone else." Jon said.
Sheogorath became more amused.
"As I said, you know me too damn well."
"And you are wondering why." Jon stepped forward not fearing Sheogorath, "You just don't understand how I understand you well so you want to know how I shield my mind from your effect. Am I right?"
It now seemed to the others that Sheogorath and Jon were playing on a whole new Arena.
"You want to know, right?" Jon asked.
"If there is no harm." Sheogorath replied.
"What if there is harm?"
"What if?"
"I see. What do you know?"
"Not much other than what the others know. It hurts to be family and know little about each other"
"Fine, you will meet him." Jon said as he called [Greed] out of the Cube.
Sheogorath narrowed his eyes as he followed Jon's actions carefully.
Jon then called.
"Shadow, someone wants to meet you."
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*Sometime later*
Jon, Isha, Mirren and Miranda took the road to the south towards the Thalmor camp.
"Let's brief it fast, we are looking for a Labourer who is very dangerous and can be anywhere. We can't trace him by one cursed patient so we need a lot of specimens to try all the methods we know. Our best bet is sadly in a Thalmor camp." Jon said as he grumbled.
The others followed him in silence while looking at each other.
"Jon… do you want to talk about what just happened?" Mirren asked.
"... We better not." Jon replied.
"Are you sure… that thing… it wasn't normal." Even Miranda spoke in a worried tone.
"It is nothing… really! You don't need to worry about Sheogorath going after us." Jon said.
"What about that thing that… appeared?"
A few minutes ago, those three witnessed something mortals can't withstand easily. Shadow spoke to Sheogorath in a language that made them shiver before both Sheogorath and Shadow disappearing somewhere together and Jon recovering [Greed].
Jon saw the worry on his friends' faces and sighed.
"Listen. I truly didn't want you to witness that. What you just heard was from a Higher Tonal Aptitude. Mortals of your level can't possibly comprehend it and as a person who experienced the Tower, I know better." Jon said trying to calm them down.
When higher existences meet, they don't just converse in the level of mortals. That would be like a first grader attending a Quantum Physics class. Even Jon was overwhelmed with the high level of thoughts.
He just couldn't put his hand on how Sheogorath figured out Shadow's existence but Shadow seemed okay with it.
"It is just impossible to unthink of all that." Miranda said.
When someone hears words they know but in a manner they don't get, they are normally confused. Take that to the level of Deities and compare to the level of mere Mortals, it gets really hard to unthink it.
Those who are powerful enough to withstand such an encounter will see through some mysteries of the mysteries of Royalty but those who don't may get traumatized.
"Listen, I'll explain things to you later as your training goes to the level of establishing the foundations of a Peak Physical Body. Once you start forming a Spirit Spark like me, you will be strong enough. Right now you may get traumatized and later would cause your ascendance in the CHIM to be affected negatively." Jon said.
"What on Nirn are you rambling about?" Mirren asked.
"What does the CHIM has to do with this?" Isha asked.
"Ascending the Tower of CHIM is my ultimate goal. Guiding my family through the CHIM with me is also part of that goal. You guys are a family to me and I am not leaving you behind." Jon said.
"But… we never really thought of climbing the Tower of CHIM." Miranda said.
"Sorry to drop the bomb on you but that's something you get as a part of the Dare Package." Jon said as he stopped walking and looked back at his team, "I know it is overwhelming to drag you into this. If you don't want to do something, I am not pushing you to it. I just want you to have my back as long as we are in this. Something is telling me that my 7th Labour is around the corner soon."
"..."
"..."
"... Fuck it. Just tell us what to do?" Mirren sighed and said so.
"Right now, I want you to forget what you just saw. Any further thinking about it will cause you to get more confused. I will explain it all once the time comes." Jon said.
"Fine." Mirren said.
"I'm good." Isha said.
Miranda nodded.
"Fine. Now to the matter at hand. There is a Thalmor Camp we are about to walk in. Any method to walk in there without killing every High Elf we see?" Jon asked.
"Offended but yes." Mirren said, "There is a Moon-Bishop leading the first aid operation from our Star Haven Temple. Her name is Zara and she is an Ohmes-Raht."
"Oh! Never seen one before."
Ohmes-Raht are a Khajiit Furstock that resembles humans and elves the most. They walk on their heels and have tails and light fur, they also paint their faces to appear more Khajiiti.
"So we have a contact in. How do we enter?" Isha asked.
"We can disguise as Adepts." Mirren said.
"Not enough." Miranda refuted.
"Actually it is." Jon said as he took out his stock of Transformation Potions.
"Ladies, time to let your inner Fluff out."
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Total Chapters in book: 717
Estimated words: 1972807 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 9864(@200wpm)___ 7891(@250wpm)___ 6576(@300wpm)
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Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 9864(@200wpm)___ 7891(@250wpm)___ 6576(@300wpm)
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