Mister Li The Heart Bandit by Jiang Duhuan

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 2 - Special Physique
Chapter 3 - Returning With A Son
Chapter 4 - Cheap Daddy
Chapter 5 - Baby Wants A Daddy
Chapter 6 - Sister’S Fiancé, Immediate Superior
Chapter 7 - She’S Fired, But Actually Glad?
Chapter 8 - Bumping Into Ji Jianing
Chapter 9 - President Li Cuckolded
Chapter 10 - Chivalry Is Dead With Li Shaoling
Chapter 11 - Is Li Shaoling Blind?
Chapter 12 - : His Majesty Provoked Upon Entry
Chapter 13 - Help, A Thug!
Chapter 14 - Li Shaoling’S Image Has Collapsed
Chapter 15 - Enjoy Yourselves While I Turn Myself Off
Chapter 16 - Inhumane!
Chapter 17 - Surprise Dog Food From President Li
Chapter 18 - Excuse Me, President Li!
Chapter 19 - Are You A Pig?
Chapter 20 - Are You A Demon?
Chapter 21 - I’Ll Sue You, Believe It
Chapter 22 - Li Shaoling, Let’S Runnow!
Chapter 23 - All Men Are Pigs
Chapter 24 - Come On Then, It’S An Act-Off
Chapter 25 - Sensational! Congratulations, Young Master Li, You'Re A Dad!
Chapter 26 - Find Her To Settle A Score
Chapter 27 - The Great Bride Kidnapping, Live
Chapter 28 - How Many Grams Is Your Brain?
Chapter 29 - I Gained Weight Through Skill
Chapter 30 - I'M Interested In You
Chapter 31 - You Must Take Responsibility For Me
Chapter 32 - Be Nice, I Will Take Responsibility For You
Chapter 33 - Wedding Cancelled
Chapter 34 - We Shall Not Meet Again
Chapter 35 - Who Is The Idiot Here?
Chapter 36 - Giving You A Sister
Chapter 37 - President Li Is Really Thick-Skinned
Chapter 38 - Poor President Li
Chapter 39 - He Likes You
Chapter 40 - You Must Marry Ji Jianing
Chapter 41 - I Want Her, Even If It Means Giving Up On Everything Else
Chapter 42 - You’Ve Come, Little Brother
Chapter 43 - Shock! Marrying Rich, Only To Fall Victim To…
Chapter 44 - That Is Not Really Wrestling
Chapter 45 - He Did Not Bring Luggage
Chapter 46 - Help, President Li Is Hitting A Woman!
Chapter 47 - I Like It When You Scream For Help
Chapter 48 - I Enjoy Beating Uglies
Chapter 49 - Boo Hoo, Shao Ling, Save Me
Chapter 50 - Does Your Hand Hurt From Slapping?
Chapter 51 - Should We Make Ji Weixi Junior?
Chapter 52 - President Li’S Jar Of Envy Tilted Over
Chapter 53 - The Little One’S Eighth-Grader Syndrome
Chapter 54 - Those I Hit Are Subhuman
Chapter 55 - Tian Miaomiao, So Manly
Chapter 56 - President Li Is Very Childish
Chapter 57 - He Is… Embarrassed?
Chapter 58 - President Li Claims That He Is Hers
Chapter 59 - Baby Wants To Be Together With Daddy And Mommy
Chapter 60 - He Is Not A Common Man
Chapter 61 - I’M Your Baby, The Big Baby!
Chapter 62 - Who’S Jealous?
Chapter 63 - Ji Jianing Is So Dead
Chapter 64 - Terrible Things Happen When President Li Gets Angry
Chapter 65 - Can You Forgive Me?
Chapter 66 - Teasing Mo Nanfeng
Chapter 67 - Legendary Shamelessness
Chapter 68 - Daddy, Hurry, Mommy Is Running Away
Chapter 69 - Yandere Horror I
Chapter 70 - : Yandere Horror Ii
Chapter 71 - The Little One Reduced To Collateral
Chapter 72 - Ji Jianing Commits Suicide, And They Are Going To Watch
Chapter 73 - Let’S Go, And Enjoy The Show
Chapter 74 - President Li Has A Very Sharp Tongue
Chapter 75 - Good Girl, Remember To Cut Your Jugular Next Time
Chapter 76 - Bro Xi’S Fountain Of Joy
Chapter 77 - My Arms Are Waiting For You, Always
Chapter 78 - You Are A Married Woman
Chapter 79 - Don’T Touch Me!
Chapter 80 - President Li’S Horrific Possessiveness
Chapter 81 - President Li Is Single By Nature
Chapter 82 - Want To Scan My Wechat, Handsome?
Chapter 83 - Routine, It’S All Routine
Chapter 84 - You Look Very Nice
Chapter 85 - Horror! The Old Madam Has Come Looking For Her
Chapter 86 - President Li’S Mindbreak
Chapter 87 - Let’S Not See Each Other Again
Chapter 88 - Can You Tell Me?
Chapter 89 - I Want To Marry You
Chapter 90 - Stop Crying Please
Chapter 91 - I’M Here Now
Chapter 92 - President Li, Stop Fooling Around
Chapter 93 - I Finally Found You
Chapter 94 - President Li Is Jealous Again, Again
Chapter 95 - The Future Madam President
Chapter 96 - My Weixi Is Really Cute
Chapter 97 - I’M Su Yang, Have You Been Well?
Chapter 98 - President Li Is Proposing Again
Chapter 99 - President Li, Asking For Adoption
Chapter 100 - Tian Miamiao’S Springtime Has Arrived
Chapter 101 - I Have Been Looking For Her For Years…
Chapter 102 - Jealous Again, Again!
Chapter 103 - You Are Moving Out Tonight!
Chapter 104 - I’M Angry! And You’Re Not Sweet-Talking Me!
Chapter 105 - Is Mommy Pregnant?!
Chapter 106 - You Can Love Me Only
Chapter 107 - Parents Met, Let’S Get Married!
Chapter 108 - You’Re Pregnant?!
Chapter 109 - Li Shaoling Is My Man, You Have To Get Through Me First!
Chapter 110 - No Quarter If You Touch My Wife And Son
Chapter 111 - Me And You, Like Sheep And Wolf, Like Fish And Cat
Chapter 112 - Poop Pants Growing Tall At The Old Home
Chapter 113 - He Fainted
Chapter 114 - You’Re The One Who Saved Me That Night?
Chapter 115 - President Li Is Acting Spoiled…
Chapter 116 - You Must Miss Me
Chapter 117 - Qixi Special Chapter (Non-Canon)
Chapter 118 - Qixi Special Chapter (Part Two)
Chapter 119 - My Woman Is Beautiful Ji!
Chapter 120 - Why Are You Here, Doctor Jiang?
Chapter 121 - I Rejoice Every Time I See You
Chapter 122 - Terrible Consequences!
Chapter 123 - I Want To Marry You
Chapter 124 - : Li Shaogan
Chapter 125 - Don’T Be Afraid, Sister-In-Law
Chapter 126 - Scare Her Again And I’Ll Have You Go Full Cripple
Chapter 127 - This Man Is Actually So Damn Sweet!
Chapter 128 - As Black As A Gas Tank
Chapter 129 - But I Love You
Chapter 130 - I Love You
Chapter 131 - Frustrate You Until Your Coffin Wouldn’T Close
Chapter 132 - Off To Claim The Marriage Certificate Tomorrow
Chapter 133 - You’Re Marrying Me After I Steal Your Hukou Booklet
Chapter 134 - Dumbstruck From Handsome
Chapter 135 - President Li Is Upset
Chapter 136 - Doting
Chapter 137 - President Li Has A Fever
Chapter 138 - Wife-Pampering Measures Could Be Improved
Chapter 139 - Can’T You Straighten Up Your Act?
Chapter 140 - I Envy You, You Have A Good Husband
Chapter 141 - President Li: I Want To Be Your Daddy
Chapter 142 - Crown Champion Tormenting Bronze Winner, Live
Chapter 143 - Doctor Jiang Is Fighting!
Chapter 144 - His Coldness
Chapter 145 - Embracing Her
Chapter 146 - Li Shaoling Has An Ex? Really?
Chapter 147 - He Doesn’T Care About Her Now
Chapter 148 - We Found Love At A Funeral
Chapter 149 - Sensational! Bro Xi’S Love Rival Is A Man!
Chapter 150 - The Ex Is Telling Him To Meet Her?!
Chapter 151 - Mo Nanfeng Is Up To No Good Again
Chapter 152 - Bring The Money If You Want Her Alive!
Chapter 153 - President Li Grievously Harms Himself To Save Her
Chapter 154 - He Kneels Willingly
Chapter 155 - Touch My Woman? You’Ll Be Begging For Death!
Chapter 156 - Let’S Bark Like A Dog, Arf!
Chapter 157 - Fighting Monsters On Apollo
Chapter 158 - Good Girl, I’M Your Man
Chapter 159 - You’Re Mine!
Chapter 160 - Your Dad Thinks You’Re Sleepy
Chapter 161 - Weixi, You Are My Life
Chapter 162 - Playing A Game
Chapter 163 - Li Shaoling Remembers Fragmented Scenes
Chapter 164 - Don’T Be Afraid. I’M Here.
Chapter 165 - Qiao Biluo? Choppelo?
Chapter 166 - Li Shaoling, I Miss You…
Chapter 167 - Only You Can Heal My Hurting
Chapter 168 - Sweetening
Chapter 169 - I’M Shaoling’S Girlfriend, Who Are You?
Chapter 170 - I Spoiled Her. Got A Problem?
Chapter 171 - Jiang Yigu? Wubbish!
Chapter 172 - Her Proactiveness
Chapter 173 - If You Could Speak, Speak More
Chapter 174 - She Doesn’T Love Me
Chapter 175 - Qiao Biluo Moves Next Door
Chapter 176 - I’Ll Wrap My Arms Around You, Okay?
Chapter 177 - How To Send A Child To A Welfare Home
Chapter 178 - President Li Sees Money As Shit!
Chapter 179 - Proposing!
Chapter 180 - Weixi’S Confession (Everything Falls Into Place…)
Chapter 181 - I’Ll Be Your Bridegroom And Bride
Chapter 182 - You Resemble A Dead Person
Chapter 183 - Li Shaoling Is Caught In A Mess
Chapter 184 - Countdown To Conclusion
Chapter 185 - Memories Restored
Chapter 186 - Vanished Completely
Chapter 187 - Ji Weixi’S Roots (Part One)
Chapter 188 - Ji Weixi’S Roots (Part Two)
Chapter 189 - His Girl
Chapter 190 - Her Brother Ling
Chapter 191 - We Can’T Be Together
Chapter 192 - Come Home With Me, Okay?
Chapter 193 - The Little One Gets A Little Sister
Chapter 194 - You Are The Most Beautiful Sight In My Life (Main Ending)
Chapter 195 - Side Story 1: Visiting Doctor Jiang
Chapter 196 - Side Story 2: Miaomiao, I Am Fond Of You
Chapter 197 (End) - Side Story 3: The End
Categories Genre: All, Completed, Romance Status: Completed Tags Authors: ,

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Total Chapters in book: 197
Estimated words: 247809 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1239(@200wpm)___ 991(@250wpm)___ 826(@300wpm)
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LIST OF LAST 10 CHAPTERS:
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Chapter 123 - I Want To Marry You

Chapter 123: I Want to Marry You

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Yeah,” Li Shaoling said, his face suddenly turning cold. “Didn’t I tell you not to drink? Don’t you know that you were in danger if I wasn’t there?”

Ji Weixi felt a little guilty at first, but asked when she suddenly remembered something, “Didn’t you say you weren’t coming to the gathering?”

Why did he come anyway?

“I’m worried about you. Why else would I come?” Li Shaoling pinched her face.

It went a little red.

Hold on! Something was not right… but what was missing?

“Where’s our son?!”

Did he leave their child alone at home?!

After he had left Jiayu as collateral at the supermarket last time, she knew that this man would do anything.

Indeed, Li Shaoling himself only remembered that he still had a son then.

“He’s at Jiang Cong’s place.”

Ji Weixi quickly breathed a sigh of relief.

She had an urge to pee, but when she pulled off the blanket, she found a patch of fresh red blood on the bedsheet.

She promptly froze where she was and stared at Li Shaoling.

He was taken aback as well and stared at her with the same look.

Both faces were blank.

She counted the days… that wasn’t good!

Ji Weixi quickly dashed into the washroom and closed the door.

Li Shaoling, assuming that she was sick, found the washroom locked.

Could she be thinking that he had touched her and was going to end her own life?

He slapped the door forcefully. “Open up!”

Panicking when no one inside responded, he said, “Ji Weixi, I’ll marry you. In fact, let’s marry now—don’t take it too hard, alright?”

He was not going to live alone if she died.

Nonetheless, Ji Weixi was utterly embarrassed by his words.

Who would marry him!

She cleared his throat and awkwardly said, “Um, Li Shaoling… could you buy that for me?”

“Sure! Tell me!” Li Shaoling answered very quickly.

He would buy her a bomb if she wanted, as long as she was alright.

“It’s that thing…” Ji Weixi had a hard time putting it to words, and said in a roundabout way, “What every woman needs every month…

Needs every month… What could be so horrific?

Li Shaoling frowned. “What is it?”

“It comes every month… We have to spend money on it every month!”

Li Shaoling frowned even harder. “Telco charges?”

She could have just said it if she needed him to pay up. Why be so roundabout?

On the other hand, Ji Weixi was speechless.

‘Is he really not sick?

‘What sort of a new model of bird brain is that?!’

For the first time, she felt that communication between them was like her playing piano to a cow, a chicken talking to a duck.

Unable to hold back, she yelled without a hint of maidenhood, “Sanitary pads, get it?!”

She would repeat it if he didn’t!

Li Shaoling did a double-take. So that little woman was having her period.

Then say it directly—why force him to guess? Really, she sorely needed a lesson.

“Alright, I’ll go buy some.”

***

In a certain shop, a shop attendant was bored and flipping through drama shows.

She quickly turned off her phone when the door was opened and went up to meet the customer.

“Welcome!”

Even as she was about to say more, she was instantly lovestruck at the sight of Li Shaoling’s face that could seduce even other men.

“What… what do you need?”

“Sanitary pads,” Li Shaoling said coldly.

“Huh?” The shop attendant was left stunned, and asked without thinking, “Is… Is that for your own use?”

Li Shaoling looked at her darkly, as if saying ‘are you sure?’

The attendant quickly realized the truth. Blushing, she bowed apologetically, “Sorry, I’m really sorry… is that for your girlfriend?”

“Wife.”

The attendant felt a strange great loss but smiled. “Alright, please come with me.”

They went to a pink zone, with Li Shaoling simply picking a pack.

‘What is that? 270mm??

‘What’s absorbent resin? High PE bottom lining, middle layer, and top layer?

‘What do those words mean?’

Li Shaoling felt as if he was looking at astronomy jargon.

Knowing that he understood nothing, the shop attendant smiled and began to make a sales pitch.

However, Li Shaoling still did not understand a thing after listening on for half a day, and lost all patience. “Two packs of all the best ones you have.” 1

The attendant nodded. “Okay!”

***

Ji Weixi waited for a long time and would have simply gone to sleep when Li Shaoling finally returned.

She opened the door by a small slit, and Li Shaoling passed her two bags.

One was sanitary pads of all fashion, the other was sets of clothes.

She felt strangely moved.

Li Shaoling picked a milky cotton dress which was very conservative: seven-inch sleeves, concealing the collarbone while the hem of the skirt did not exceed the feet.

Yeah, that’s a man of ironclad heterosexuality and perverted possessiveness.

After clothing herself, Ji Weixi left the washroom.

Black ponytail matched with a long skirt of simple design, classical but not losing in grace.

It took Li Shaoling’s breath away.

“Come,” he waved.

She took a step back. “No.”

“Good girl. Give me a kiss.”

Ji Weixi kept retreating, unwittingly catching a glimpse of the crisp, white sheets.

“Where… where are the sheets I soiled?”

“I’m keeping it as a collection.”

“…Are you sick?” Ji Weixi stared at him as if he was out of his mind.

He pulled her into his arms, resting and rubbing his chin over her head.

“I have to keep something that hurts you every month, warning myself that I have to spoil you every moment.”

Ji Weixi smelled the clean scent on him and abruptly opened her eyes widely.

She was at once moved and embarrassed.

That was the first time someone had spoiled her like that.

His logic was different from normal humans, but… she liked it.

Li Shaoling seized the moment to kiss her, and she hit him in embarrassed rage.

He smiled, his eyes narrowing. “You might be hitting me, but it hurts you in the heart.”

“I’m not hurting!”

As Ji Weixi turned and went downstairs, she turned again to glare at him when she found the familiar interior design. “Didn’t you tell me you sold your house, Li Shaoling?”

He walked up to her leisurely, and then said with a very serious look, “The current owner gave me three days to move out.”

Ji Weixi’s entire face was full of doubt, and she looked at him as if she was an idiot.

He never sold his house!

He could have just admitted it, but he had to lie.

Even lying as if it was the truth.

Putting his arm around her shoulder, he threw a passing glance. “I should have moved last night, but you kept insisting on coming to my house last night, so I have to move later.”

Wow. Even blaming her.

Ji Weixi chuckled in utter indignation. “Who would want to come to your house? Don’t frame me, okay?”

“You’re one to talk…” Li Shaoling smiled sinisterly as he inched closer.

Ji Weixi felt her breath caught, and fled away to hide flawlessly. “Who would say that? Don’t be ridiculous, Li Shaoling!”

Did she look like someone who would say that?!

Did she?

Not at all.

Li Shaoling lifted her chin and clicked his tongue in disappointment. “You’re really a woman whose words don’t count.”

Compared to her wildcat self at the moment, he preferred the her from last night.

Meanwhile, Ji Weixi was staring him in the eyes.

She felt as if her brain was about to blow. All blood was streaming into her face, making it red and hot.

She really couldn’t believe she said that!

So thuggish!

It’s all over. Her image had collapsed.

Breathing deeply, she feigned composure. “Never believe the words of drunkards.”

“There’s truth in a drunkard’s words.”

Ji Weixi was speechless.

“You little thug. You’ve been eyeing my beauty for so long.”

Ji Weixi was left speechless again.

She also realized then that Li Shaoling had a terrifying magic: whatever words it could be, it could become real as long as he spoke it.

If she didn’t know the truth, she almost would have believed that she was a thug who had been obsessed with his charms for a long time.

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Total Chapters in book: 197
Estimated words: 247809 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1239(@200wpm)___ 991(@250wpm)___ 826(@300wpm)
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