Synopsis and Starting Chapter Chapter 2 - Top Sexy Girl Group
Chapter 3 - Top Sexy Girl Group
Chapter 4 - Top Sexy Girl Group
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19 - Top Sexy Girl-Group
Chapter 20 - Top Sexy Girl-Group
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35 - Hanging Out In Hongdae (Part 1)
Chapter 36 - Hanging Out In Hongdae (Part 2)
Chapter 37 - The Feast
Chapter 38 - First Rank
Chapter 39 - A Covert Proposal
Chapter 40 - Mini Street Concert (Part 1)
Chapter 41 - Mini Street Concert (Part 2)
Chapter 42 - Am I Really Fighting Against Eun-Soon? (Part 1)
Chapter 43 - Am I Really Fighting Against Eun-Soon? (Part 2) Evening.
Chapter 44 - Am I Really Fighting Against Eun-Soon? (Part 3)
Chapter 45 - Am I Really Fighting Against Eun-Soon (Part 4)
Chapter 46 - The Birth Of The Ultimate Girl-Group (Part 1)
Chapter 47 - The Birth Of The Ultimate Girl-Group (Part 2)
Chapter 48 - Un-Position Rapstar
Chapter 49 - Un-Position Rapstar
Chapter 50 - Self-Introduction
Chapter 51 - The Diss Battle (Part 1)
Chapter 52 - The Diss Battle (Part 2)
Chapter 53 - The Diss Battle (Part 3)
Chapter 54 - A Round With Lil Sniper (Part 1)
Chapter 55 - The Filming Of Jumping Man, Flying Man (Part 1)
Chapter 56 - The Filming Of Jumping Man, Flying Man (Part 2)
Chapter 57 - The Filming Of Jumping Man, Flying Man (Part 3)
Chapter 58 - The Star Comes Later (Part 1)
Chapter 59 - The Star Comes Later (Part 2)
Chapter 60 - The Star Comes Later (Part 3)
Chapter 61 - The Perverted Stalker (Part 1)
Chapter 62 - The Perverted Stalker (Part 2)
Chapter 63 - Falling While Bungee-Jumping (Part 1)
Chapter 64 - Falling While Bungee-Jumping (Part 2)
Chapter 65 - On Our Way To A Sexy Photoshoot… (Part 1)
Chapter 66 - On Our Way To A Sexy Photoshoot… (Part 2)
Chapter 67 - On Our Way To A Sexy Photoshoot… (Part 3)
Chapter 68 - Yoo-Jin Gets Caught While Running Away
Chapter 69 - Chapter 69: A Huge Obstacle
Chapter 70 - Chapter 70: The Secret Camera (Part 1)
Chapter 71 - Chapter 71: A Secret Camera (Part 2)
Chapter 72 - Chapter 72: I’M Really Filming ‘Army Body.’ (Part 1)
Chapter 73 - I’M Really Filming ‘Army Body.’ (Part 2)
Chapter 74 - Chapter 74: Examination Time
Chapter 75 - Chapter 75: Physical Assessment (Part 1)
Chapter 76 - Chapter 76: Physical Assessment (Part 2)
Chapter 77 - Chapter 77: Physical Assessment (Part 3)
Chapter 78 - Chapter 78: Fucking Gas Chamber Training (Part 1)
Chapter 79 - Fucking Gas Chamber Training (Part 2)
Chapter 80 - Chapter 80: Ranger Training And Getting On The Instructors’ Bad Side (Part 1)
Chapter 81 - Chapter 81: Ranger Training And Getting On The Instructors’ Bad Side (Part 2)
Chapter 82 - Chapter 82: The Instant Tower
Chapter 83 - Chapter 83: Last Night In The Military
Chapter 84 - Chapter 84: Jia Is Dating?! (Part 1)
Chapter 85 - Jia Is Dating?! (Part 2)
Chapter 86 - Chapter 86: 24 Hour Jungle…Sigh… (Part 1)
Chapter 87 - Chapter 87: 24-Hour Jungle…Sigh… (Part 2)
Chapter 88 - Chapter 88: 24-Hour Jungle…Sigh… (Part 3)
Chapter 89 - Chapter 89: The First Hunt In The Jungle (Part 1)
Chapter 90 - Chapter 90: The First Hunt In The Jungle (Part 2)
Chapter 91 - A Fun(Ish) Alligator-Hunt
Chapter 92 - Chapter 92: A Fun Eel-Hunt (Part 1)
Chapter 93 - Chapter 93: A Fun Eel Hunt (Part 2)
Chapter 94 - Chapter 94: The Samaran Chief’S Perfect Attack (Part 1)
Chapter 95 - Chapter 95: The Samaran Chief’S Perfect Attack (Part 2)
Chapter 96 - Chapter 96: The Samaran Chief’S Perfect Attack (Part 3)
Chapter 97 - Chapter 97: The Last Course – Luina Beach
Chapter 98 - The Goddess Of Acting
Chapter 99 - I Almost Fainted.
Chapter 100 - Chapter 100: Hunting For A Cute(Ish) Fish (Part 1)
Chapter 101 - Chapter 101: Hunting For A Cute(Ish) Fish (Part 2)
Chapter 102 - Chapter 102: Dinner At The Seaside (Part 1)
Chapter 103 - Chapter 103: A Fight In The Moonlight
Chapter 104 - Chapter 104: A Fight In The Moonlight (Part 2)
Chapter 105 - The Sexy Idols’ Sports Games
Chapter 106 - Chapter 106: I Held A Fansign
Chapter 107 - Let The Idol Games Begin!
Chapter 108 - Wearing A Swimsuit…Ugh
Chapter 109 - Now It’S Track Time!
Chapter 110 - Ladies’ Generation Vs Lovely Girlz (Part 1)
Chapter 111 - Ladies’ Generation Vs. Lovely Girlz (Part 2)
Chapter 112 - Ladies’ Generation Vs Lovely Girlz (Part 3)
Chapter 113 - The Rude Japanese Show Host
Chapter 114 - The Sushi Terrorist– Tokyo Version (Part 1)
Chapter 115 - The Sushi Terrorist– Tokyo Version (Part 2)
Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: The Asshole’S Final Moments
Chapter 117 - The Great Earthquake
Chapter 118 - The Great Earthquake (Part 2)
Chapter 119 - Chapter 119: The Great Earthquake (Part 3)
Chapter 120 - The Identity Of The Exchange Student (Part 1)
Chapter 121 - Chapter 121: The Identity Of The Exchange Student (Part 2)
Chapter 122 - Idol Dream Team (Part 1)
Chapter 123 - Idol Dream Team (Part 2)
Chapter 124 - Idol Dream Team (Part 3
Chapter 125 - The Battle On The Tubes
Chapter 126 - The Fatal Disadvantages Of Mind-Reading
Chapter 127 - The 1St Seoul Food League Challenge (Part 1)
Chapter 128 - The 1St Seoul Food League Challenge(Part 2)
Chapter 129 - The 1St Seoul Food League Challenge (Part 3)
Chapter 130 - The 1St Seoul Food League Challenge (Part 4)
Chapter 131 - The 1St Seoul Food League Challenge (Part 5)
Chapter 132 - The Seoul Food League Challenge (Part 6)
Chapter 133 - This Goddamn Show…(Part 1)
Chapter 134 - This Goddamn Show…(Part 2)
Chapter 135 - Becoming A Bodyguard In You From The Star…(Part 1)
Chapter 136 - Becoming A Bodyguard In You From The Star…(Part 2)
Chapter 137 - Becoming A Bodyguard In You From The Star…(Part 3)
Chapter 138 - Becoming A Bodyguard In You From The Star…(Part 4)
Chapter 139 - Becoming A Bodyguard In You From The Star…(Part 5)
Chapter 140 - The Mighty Power Of The Hammer (Part 1)
Chapter 141 - Chapter 141: The Mighty Power Of The Hammer (Part 2)
Chapter 142 - The Mighty Power Of The Hammer (Part 3)
Chapter 143 - Chapter 143: Gunfight In Downtown Seoul (Part 1)
Chapter 144 - Chapter 144: Gunfight In Downtown Seoul (Part 2)
Chapter 145 - That Time Of The Month…
Chapter 146 - So Now It’S The Savanna…(Part 1)
Chapter 147 - So Now It’S The Savanna.…(Part 2)
Chapter 148 - So Now It’S The Savanna.…(Part 3)
Chapter 149 - Meeting A Giant Rat
Chapter 150 - Fishing Competition (Part 1)
Chapter 151 - Fishing Competition (Part 2)
Chapter 152 - The Cat Pose
Chapter 153 - Meeting The Beast (Part 1)
Chapter 154 - Meeting The Beast (Part 2)
Chapter 155 - The Second Mission (Part 1
Chapter 156 - The Second Mission (Part 2)
Chapter 157 - The Second Mission (Part 3)
Chapter 158 - Chapter 158: The Second Mission (Part 4)
Chapter 159 - The Third Mission (Part 1)
Chapter 160 - Chapter 160: The Third Mission (Part 2)
Chapter 161 - So We Done Here?
Chapter 162 - Never Mind. It’S Not.
Chapter 163 - The Identity Of The Terrorist Group
Chapter 164 - Like Being Shot By A Bullet
Chapter 165 - The Final Attack (Part 1)
Chapter 166 - The Final Attack (Part 2)
Chapter 167 - The Final Attack (Part 3)
Chapter 168 - Chapter 168: The Final Attack (Part 4)
Chapter 169 - Do You Know?
Chapter 170 - The Chinese Variety Show (Part 1)
Chapter 171 - The Chinese Variety Show (Part 2)
Chapter 172 - Chapter 172: The Chinese Variety Show (Part 3)
Chapter 173 - The Chinese Variety Show (Part 4)
Chapter 174 - The Chinese Variety Show (Part 5)
Chapter 175 - Catching The Goblins (Part 1)
Chapter 176 - Catching The Goblins (Part 2)
Chapter 177 - The Sexy Female Goblin (Part 1)
Chapter 178 - The Sexy Female Goblin (Part 2)
Chapter 179 - Battle At The Haunted House (Part 1)
Chapter 180 - Battle At The Haunted House (Part 2)
Chapter 181 - Battle At The Haunted House (Part 3)
Chapter 182 - Battle At The Haunted House (Part 4)
Chapter 183 - Kidnapping (Part 1)
Chapter 184 - Kidnapping (Part 2)
Chapter 185 - Kidnapping (Part 3)
Chapter 186 - The Battle (Part 1)
Chapter 187 - The Battle (Part 2)
Chapter 188 - Another Beginning (Final)
Categories Genre: All, Gender Bender, Mature, Ongoing Status: Ongoing Alternative names: 탑 섹시 걸그룹, ______
Total Chapters in book: 188
Estimated words: 426211 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2131(@200wpm)___ 1705(@250wpm)___ 1421(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 426211 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2131(@200wpm)___ 1705(@250wpm)___ 1421(@300wpm)
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Chapter 114: Chapter 114. The Sushi Terrorist– Tokyo Version (Part 1)
We arrived at another café. We sat down at a table, facing the cast of ‘Sugoi Sushi.’
‘Wow, they’re fat.”
That was my first impression of them. I have never seen anyone so fat before. They were huge. I thought something blew up inside their stomachs or something. They even had tattoos on their necks, but I hear they’re incredibly popular in Japan.
“Hello,” one of them said. There’s two of them and they were both pretty big, but it looks like one of them can speak Korean.
“Hello. Your Korean is very good,” I said with a smile. Hey, it’s the first meeting. You gotta be polite, and Hak-gyu better pray for his job.
“Yes. I speak a little bit. I visit Korea often. Next year, I will be working with a lot of Korean producers so I’m trying to practice a lot.”
“Oh~”
Wow, he’s really good. Just then, Hak-gyu leaned in to whisper to me.
“They come to Korea to have sex. They’re always going to parties and calling in Korean escorts. If you ask around, they’re apparently really popular at Gangnam clubs.”
“Oh~” I nodded. “Is that why I was needed to bodyguard?”
“Yeah. We only found out about these two after we had already signed the contract. We figured that since it was a cable show, it wouldn’t be that big of a deal.”
“What are you two whispering about?” the pig asked. His name was Sakaraba. The one next to him was Kazeo.
“Oh, nothing,” Hak-gyu said with a smile.
Sakaraba then continued.
“The filming process won’t be that difficult. You just have to follow us and eat a lot of food and tell us what you think. Okay?”
This bastard was speaking to me, but he was looking right at my chest. He smiled. Then, Kazeo snickered and said something to Sakaraba in Japanese.
‘What are these two laughing about?’
It didn’t seem like a very nice conversation. So, I looked at Hak-gyu, and he looked quite pissed. He was staring at the two intently. The two finally noticed and looked back rather defiantly. The tension immediately became evident. All of a sudden, Sakaraba spoke up.
“Haha. This became awkward rather fast. Let’s finish our conversation here and we’ll see you again at 2.”
And with that, the two got up and left.
“Hak-gyu, what did those two say?” I asked.
“Nothing,” Hak-gyu said, though it was obvious that he was lying. And that only made me more curious.
“Either I hit the answer out of you or you just tell me yourself.”
“…..”
That made Hak-gyu hesitate. He knew more than anyone how strong I was. After all, he was my manager. I’m sure he knew enough not to get on my wrong side.
“Was it bad?” I asked. Sakaraba was definitely staring at my chest as he talked. I’m sure it was something disgusting.
“Huh? Well…” Hak-gyu gave a tiny nod, but still, he didn’t go into any details.
“So what was it?”
“I can’t tell you.”
“Why not?”
“Because then you’ll try to beat them up,” Hak-gyu said rather sincerely. Then again, he’s familiar with my temper.
“I won’t.”
“Don’t lie. I’m not falling for that,” Hak-gyu said. I mean, he has good reason to not trust me. I’ve definitely lied about hitting people in the past. I’ve never hit Hak-gyu, but still. I’m sure he’s heard things.
“No, really. I promise, so tell me. I won’t be offended.”
“Hmmm…” I could tell my words were convincing him.
Finally, he spoke.
“Fine. I’ll tell you, but don’t go starting something with them, okay? Just look at them. If you get hurt, it’s my job on the line. We don’t even have a real bodyguard.”
“I said, okay, you…”
I almost cursed, but managed to hold back at the last second. I really needed to work on that. I am a girl group idol after all.
“So what they said was…”
Hainan and I leaned in.
“They talked about how big Sian’s chest was. And they talked about how much they…um…”
“They what?” I said.
Hak-gyu hesitated for a second before he finished.
“They wanted to see you naked.”
“Really?”
I’m going to cut them both. I really am. I bolted out of my seat.
“What are you going to cut…?”
Well, now how did Hak-gyu know?”
“Two balls…and whatever is dangling in between them.”
With that, I also walked out, with full intention of going off the deep end. But just then, Hak-gyu came after me and grabbed me by the arm.
“Sian, just let it go. Just this once…”
“And if I do?”
“Here…”
Hak-gyu held out some yen. I looked down at the pile of cash in his hand. What? Does he think I’m some kid that he can bribe with some candy or something? But before I knew it, my hand had grabbed the money.
“Just this once.”
I immediately began to count the cash.
“Hey, Hainan, let’s go eat pork cutlets.”
“But we’re going to eat later.”
“It’s fine. Oh no, wait, it won’t be fine for you.”
I mean, I can keep going in terms of eating, but Hainan can’t. So, what should we do then?
“How about sushi then?”
“Sushi?”
Yeah, that’s a good idea. Besides, Hainan is the star of the show here. We should do as she wants.
“What about you, Hak-gyu? You want to come too?”
“Nah. I’m good. I’ll be wandering around this area, so you guys go ahead. Oh, no wait. If I let you wander by yourselves, it’ll be…fine,” Hak-gyu said. He was clearly about to say something else, but then changed his mind once he saw the look on my face.
“Yep. Don’t worry. You just need to come if I call you from the police station.”
“….”
“We’ll see you later then.”
I waved to Hak-gyu before going off to find a sushi restaurant with Hainan.
***
“How about there?”
I pointed at a rather high-end looking sushi restaurant, but Hainan shook her head.
“Let’s not go there.”
“Why?”
“This place is really pro-Japanese. We saw it on the news, remember? They deliberately feed Koreans too much wasabi.”
“Oh.”
That’s right. We did see it on the news once, but then, I suddenly remembered that guy in Apgujeong. I made him choke on wasabi and we even got a heap of sushi for free. Of course, this didn’t come out on the news since I had taken care of him away from everyone else.
“Let’s go somewhere else, Sian.”
“Nah, let’s just go in. There’s no way they’ll try it again. They got a lot of heavy criticism, remember?”
It’s true. After the restaurant came out on the news, a lot of Japanese people criticized them online. If the owners had any common sense, there’s no way they’d try to get away with it again.
“You think? Okay, then let’s go.”
We grabbed each other’s hand and headed into the restaurant.
***
The restaurant was smaller on the inside than I thought it would be. Then again, this is pretty common in Japan – looks big on the outside, but small on the inside.
“It’s suffocating in here.”
I really hate small places. But anyways, Hainan and I got a table and sat across from each other. I looked around, but I didn’t see any other Korean people. On the news, it said that this place had been really popular with Koreans. I guess the wasabi incident really threw off a lot of people.
“Hello,” a good-looking Japanese employee said to us. His Korean had a bit of a strong accent, but otherwise, he sounded like he could speak the language just fine.
“Which ones would you recommend?”
At my question, the employee smiled and picked up the menu.
“This one, this one, and this one are very popular with Koreans.”
“Oh~ ”
Hmm…somehow, I heard that as ‘this one, this one, and this one has a lot of wasabi in it.’ So, I decided to pass all three.
“Then I’d like this one, this one, this one, and this one.”
“Okay. Then I’ll get you this one, this one, this one, and this one.”
With a bow, the employee went back to the kitchen.
“Sian, he looked nice, didn’t he?”
“Hmm.”
You can’t ever judge a book by its cover. Still, he didn’t seem like the type to put a ton of wasabi in someone’s sushi.
“Hey, Sian,” Hainan said, suddenly looking rather nervous.
“Yeah?”
“I’m worried.”
“Why?”
This girl is always worried about one thing or another.
“That you’re going to get into a fight…”
“You worried that I’m going to hit them?”
“No. I’m worried that you’ll get hit…”
“Wow.”
She’s still clueless, huh?
“Those guys looked scary. Did you see their tattoos?”
“Hey. I have a scar that…”
Oh wait, I’m a girl now. Ugh, darn. That was a badass looking scar too.
“Well anyways, don’t worry. I won’t get hurt, and I won’t fight. You’re the star of the show. I’m not going to do anything to ruin this for you.”
At least that’s what I said, but if those two try anything, then I’m making no promises.
“Pinky promise?”
Hainan stuck her pinky out and I held out mine. We pinky swore, stamped our thumbs, kissed our hands, and swiped our palms for the seal. Just as we finished, our sushi arrived.
“No wasabi, right?”
“There is,” the employee said with a smile.
“No, I mean, did you put a lot in?”
“Oh no, we didn’t. I guess you saw the news. After that came out, we are very careful about the amount of wasabi we put in. We thought we were putting the standard amount, but it seems like Koreans are rather weak with wasabi.”
He didn’t sound rather sorry to me just now.
“Oh, really?”
“Oh, and this one, this one, and this doesn’t have any wasabi in it.”
“Okay.”
“Well then, enjoy.”
With another bow, the employee left us.
“There’s a lot of Japanese people who can speak Korean.”
“I mean, it’s Tokyo.”
Since Tokyo is a popular tourist destination for Koreans, it made sense that the employees would speak some Korean. Just like how a lot of Koreans can speak Japanese in Myeongdong.
“Let’s eat.”
I picked up a piece of sushi. Upon closer inspection, I could see something red in the rice. What was it? Figuring it was seasoning, I thought nothing of it and put the whole thing into my mouth. Then, I chewed.
“!!!!”
***
Sputter sputter.
Hainan spat her sushi out first, followed quickly by me. And that’s when we saw it. Someone had loaded a bunch of chili sauce between the slices of fish. Are you serious? That’s the second time now!
“These people really don’t know when to quit, do they?”
I wiped my mouth off the sushi and gulped down some water. Then, I started to stretch out my neck and fingers. I thought Hainan would try to stop me, but she didn’t. She didn’t outright tell me to get revenge, but her face spoke loud and clear.
“Hainan, take some photos of the sushi.”
And with that, I got out of my seat, intent on looking for the employee. I thought that he might be in a corner somewhere, but I couldn’t see him. So, I tried the bathroom, and there he was. I immediately approached him.
“Hello.”
“Oh, yes. Do you need something?”
“Oh, the sushi was really spicy.”
“Oh, really? That’s weird. We didn’t put any wasabi in it.”
The employee tilted his head from side to side, pretending to be confused. But of course, I saw the smile on his face. I’ve never wanted to punch someone more. This is why you can’t judge a book by its cover.
“You put chili sauce in the sushi.”
“Oh yes, chili sauce. It’s delicious. It’s not that spicy.”
“Oh, really?”
An evil smile graced my face.
Total Chapters in book: 188
Estimated words: 426211 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2131(@200wpm)___ 1705(@250wpm)___ 1421(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 426211 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2131(@200wpm)___ 1705(@250wpm)___ 1421(@300wpm)
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