Synopsis and Starting Chapter Chapter 1 - Seduce Or Die
Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line
Chapter 3 - Casanova Enters The Scene
Chapter 4 - The Thong Test
Chapter 5 - Meeting A Master Of Seduction
Chapter 6 - We'Re Stuck In Caveman Bodies
Chapter 7 - Unlocking Achievements
Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier
Chapter 9 - Swole Daddy
Chapter 10 - A Japanese Cutie With R.A. Duty
Chapter 11 - Peacocking
Chapter 12 - What Is Attraction?
Chapter 13 - Jokes And Stat Bumps
Chapter 14 - Teasing
Chapter 15 - Otaku Religion
Chapter 16 - What Is Charisma?
Chapter 17 - Stat Gain Is A Hell Of A Drug
Chapter 18 - A Bet To Win The Girl
Chapter 19 - Charismatic Evolution!
Chapter 20 - The Crucial Moment
Chapter 21 - What Is Your Life’S Blueprint?
Chapter 22 - Stoned To Death
Chapter 23 - The Divine Dao Of Face-Slapping
Chapter 24 - Traumatizing A Stranger
Chapter 25 - Ronald Mcdonald Learns About Insta-Dates
Chapter 26 - Motivating A Woman With Words
Chapter 27 - Unlocking Comfort
Chapter 28 - Destiny And Spirit Animals
Chapter 29 - Points-Digger
Chapter 30 - Club Rat’S Fake Id
Chapter 31 - The Dong Game
Chapter 32 - Dungeon Instance
Chapter 33 - Defusing Obstacles
Chapter 34 - Wingman Law
Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone
Chapter 36 - Pigs Get Roasted
Chapter 37 - Dungeon Event Mini-Boss
Chapter 38 - Dungeon Break
Chapter 39 - First Proper Date
Chapter 40 - Baby In Burning Building
Chapter 41 - Lose The Hair Or Lose Your Head
Chapter 42 - The Positives Of Obliteration
Chapter 43 - Invincible Opener
Chapter 44 - Crackheads Want To Eat Swan Meat
Chapter 45 - Nasa’S Lunar Sex Mission
Chapter 46 - Cultivation World Of Skanks
Chapter 47 - Boner Justice
Chapter 48 - Crime Of Passion
Chapter 49 - First Proper Proper Date
Chapter 50 - Neighborly Love
Chapter 51 - Universal Kissing Signal
Chapter 52 - Smile Like A Doughnut
Chapter 53 - Batman Enters An S&M Club
Chapter 54 - Welcome To Hell. We Have Such Sights To Show You!
Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18)
Chapter 56 - A Reward For A Good Boy (R-18)
Chapter 57 - Batman Vs. Black Widow (R-18)
Chapter 58 - Snake D*Ckskin Escapes From New York
Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter
Chapter 60 - First Skill Book
Chapter 61 - Heavenly Treasures
Chapter 62 - Bendingo On A Date
Chapter 63 - How To Get A Date To Your Room And Show Her Your Artistic Masterpiece
Chapter 64 - Famous Dating Sim Technique (R-18)
Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)
Chapter 66 - Growth Skill
Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling
Chapter 68 - What Girls Need
Chapter 69 - Finding The Inner Strength To Get Laid
Chapter 70 - Succubi Are Real?
Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger To Give Her Your Big Finger
Chapter 72 - Never Give Up Your Dream To Deliver Cream
Chapter 73 - What It Takes To Be An Mc (R-18)
Chapter 74 - Karmic Splooge
Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box
Chapter 76 - Living In A Horror Movie
Chapter 77 - Epic Skill - Divine Line Generator
Chapter 78 - Textual Intercourse
Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule
Chapter 80 - Choosing The Divine Pick Up Line
Chapter 81 - White Knight In Plot Armor
Chapter 82 - Chuuni Showdown
Chapter 83 - Katie’S Story
Chapter 84 - Pinkhead In Bed
Chapter 85 - Sherlock And His Pipe(R-18)
Chapter 86 - Testicular Negotiations(R-18)
Chapter 87 - The Whole Points Of The Nut
Chapter 88 - Prizes, Progress, And Platinum Hits
Chapter 89 - It'S Raining Frats And Dogs
Chapter 90 - Last Day On Earth
Chapter 91 - Ben’S Eulogy
Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac
Chapter 93 - Breaking Last Minute Resistance
Chapter 94 - Spanking The Miyuki (R-18)
Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18)
Chapter 96 - 68 And I Owe You One (R-18)
Chapter 97 - Novice Challenge Updated
Chapter 98 - One Last Shot At Destiny
Chapter 99 - Salvation Or Damnation
Chapter 100 - Counting Down To Death
Chapter 101 - Ben The Photographer
Chapter 102 - How To Make Her Boyfriend Jealous (R-18)
Chapter 103 - Last Seconds Of Jizzlife (R-18)
Chapter 104 - Time’S Up Buttercup(R-18)
Chapter 105 - Male Walk Of Shame
Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode Has Ended
Chapter 107 - Alphas, Betas, And The Capitalists Who Betrayed Us
Chapter 108 - The Deadly Omega
Chapter 109 - Become An Elite Alpha
Chapter 110 - Booty Chest
Chapter 111 - Flag System
Chapter 112 - Willy The Wheel Of Fortune
Chapter 113 - Cornered And Outnumbered
Chapter 114 - The Fire Rises
Chapter 115 - Isekai’D From Embarrassment
Chapter 116 - Women Love Drama
Chapter 117 - First Date In A Girl’S Apartment
Chapter 118 - You’Ve Got A Lot Of Spunk, Kid (R-18)
Chapter 119 - Just Easin’ The Tension, Baby (R-18)
Chapter 120 - What To Do With A V.I.R.G.I.N(R-18)
Chapter 121 - Won’T I Get Pregnant?
Chapter 122 - Outgrowing The Newbie Equips
Chapter 123 - Destiny Or Disaster
Chapter 124 - Starting Mma For Safer Cuckolding
Chapter 125 - S.E.X-Men: First Class
Chapter 126 - An Eye For Talent
Chapter 127 - A Showdown Of The Shvontz
Chapter 128 - Ben'S Gaming Specialty
Chapter 129 - Hollywood Style
Chapter 130 - Dating In The Most Unusual Place
Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands
Chapter 132 - S.E.Xual Urban Legends (R-18)
Chapter 133 - The Right Answer To Every Woman’S True Or False Question (R-18)
Chapter 134 - Making War, Not Love (R-18)
Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love
Chapter 136 - Dreams Of Wish Fulfillment
Chapter 137 - The Dao Of Plow
Chapter 138 - Ben The Pyromancer
Chapter 139 - Asses To Ashes, Cussed To Dust
Chapter 140 - Ben The Poison-Breathing Dragon
Chapter 141 - The Crippling Of Ben
Chapter 142 - P.O.R.N With Plot
Chapter 143 - This Is The End
Chapter 144 - Ben The Honor Student
Chapter 145 - Slapathon
Chapter 146 - How Ben Defeated All Cu*Mers
Chapter 147 - Ben And Miyuki'S Telepathic Connection
Chapter 148 - Empowerment Through Education (R-18)
Chapter 149 - Flipping The World Upside Down (R-18)
Chapter 150 - How To Treat An M (R-18)
Chapter 151 - The Circle Of Wife
Chapter 152 - Starting From The Willy
Chapter 153 - Making The Money Shot
Chapter 154 - C*Ckupie Wall Street
Chapter 155 - A Professor'S Work-Load
Chapter 156 - C*Ck Leaping Over The Dragon'S Gate
Chapter 157 - Ben'S Resume
Chapter 158 - The Art Of Double-Speak
Chapter 159 - The Role Of Media In The World
Chapter 160 Tunneling Through The Northern Ice Wall/Wildling Ou
Chapter 161 - Letting It All Hang Out
Chapter 162 Never Dawdle On A Diddle
Chapter 163 Corner Condoms
Chapter 164 - Pua Party
Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas
Chapter 166 Mystical Cumbo Jumbo
Chapter 167 First Day Of Wet Work
Chapter 168 First Tower Entry
Chapter 169 Poison Dragon Vs Mutated Fire Dragon
Chapter 170 First Corporate Boss Figh
Chapter 171 Can'T Breathe, Crushing Weigh
Chapter 172 Fool You Once, Game On You
Chapter 173 A Test That Wasn'T Sh*
Chapter 174 Olivia'S Plan B
Chapter 175 D-Fusing The D*Cking Time Bomb R-18
Chapter 176 An Offer A Man Can'T Refuse
Chapter 177 Spreading Game Addiction
Chapter 178 Ben'S Haunting Pas
Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, Let'S Do I
Chapter 180 How To Treat A Princess/Wh*Re R-18
Chapter 181 Mortals Vs. Cumtivators R-18
Chapter 182 Holding The Orgasm Hostage R-18
Chapter 183 They Parted As Fiends
Chapter 184 The Power Of Trus
Chapter 185 Updates And Upgrades
Chapter 186 Fiction Is Truthier Than Strange
Chapter 187 Writer'S Block And Dodging C*Ck
Chapter 188 Take The First Step
Chapter 189 The Real King Of Shamelessness
Chapter 190 A Hero Knows When To Turn Swords Into Plowshares
Chapter 191 Ranked Tower Climber
Chapter 192 Troll Army
Chapter 193 Miyuki'S Trouble
Chapter 194 Dark Desires
Chapter 195 Camila'S Dirty Secre
Chapter 196 You Can'T Spell Evolution Without Love...And Nu
Chapter 197 Judge, Jury, And Sexecutioner R-18
Chapter 198 Training Done Right R-18
Chapter 199 How To Make A Bad Girl Behave R-18
Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*Mming R-18
Chapter 201 Breaking Her In R-18
Chapter 202 It Was A Goop Effort R-18
Chapter 203 The Existence Of Free Willy
Chapter 204 First Epic Achievemen
Chapter 205 The Magic Of Testosterone
Chapter 206 Milf Hunter
Chapter 207 Epic Booty Ches
Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence
Chapter 209 New Ability
Chapter 210 Weak Grass Manipulation
Chapter 211 Hottest Club In Nyc -- Latrine
Chapter 212 The Power Of Confidence
Chapter 213 Mind Over Splatter
Chapter 214 What Is Value?
Chapter 215 Raising Your Value
Chapter 216 Negs Vs. Insults
Chapter 217 Moba, Mo Booty
Chapter 218 The Chaos Of Charisma
Chapter 219 The Perfect Se
Chapter 220 Never Give Up, Never Surrender To Bating
Chapter 221 Protagonist Vs. Nightclub Bouncer - Place Your Bets
Chapter 222 Ticking Fart Bomb
Chapter 223 Defeating Your Own Weakness
Chapter 224 A Big Tip For A Waitress
Chapter 225 Hillbilly Endurance Trial
Chapter 226 The Haves Vs. The Have Nuts
Chapter 227 Steal From The Rich And Give To The Slore
Chapter 228 Late And Sloppy
Chapter 229 Last Chance For Drunken Romance
Chapter 230 D*Ck Or Die
Chapter 231 Thighlander: There Can Be Only One R-18
Chapter 232 The Tattoo Of A Memory
Chapter 233 New Beginnings, Changing Times, And Culinary Crimes
Chapter 234 Use Somebody
Chapter 235 The Slut Factor
Chapter 236 Katie The Delivery Girl
Chapter 237 Zero Two-Hands
Chapter 238 Wartortle'S Perspective
Chapter 239 Truth And Lies. A Beauty Cries. No More Pies? A Dingus Dies
Chapter 240 Fruit Fighter
Chapter 241 The Art Of Mma
Chapter 242 Dojo Detected
Chapter 243 Martial Beauty
Chapter 244 The Melon Magistrates Dispense Justice
Chapter 245 Revenge Is Best Served Bowled
Chapter 246 After School Special R-18
Chapter 247 Sextra Credi
Chapter 248 The Rookie Fights Back
Chapter 249 The Soul Crank
Chapter 250 The Losers' Despicable Counterattack
Chapter 251 The Meaning Of Manliness. The Peening Of Personal Talent.
Chapter 252 It'S Shark Week
Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room
Chapter 254 Reality Warping Slap R-18
Chapter 255 A Slice Of Wife Story R-18
Chapter 256 Tina'S D-Termination R-18
Chapter 257 The Bubble-Butt Burst R-18
Chapter 258 Cleanup On Aisle Cuck
Chapter 259 Family Feud, Happily Spewed
Chapter 260 The Reality Of This World
Chapter 261 Strength Approaching World Class
Chapter 262 The Best Personal Talen
Chapter 263 The Magic Of Games
Chapter 264 Catching The Eye Of The Brazilian Beauty
Chapter 265 One Person'S Dream Is Another'S Nightmare
Chapter 266 Dew As The Animals Do R-18
Chapter 267 I Am Jack'S Raging Erection R-18
Chapter 268 Manifest Destiny R-18
Chapter 269 Fariq'S Sacrifice
Chapter 270 Sex Artis
Chapter 271 White Belt Vs. Blue Bel
Chapter 272 A Despicable Genius
Chapter 273 Portrait Photography--A Staple Of The Adult Film Industry
Chapter 274 Pouty Photoshoo
Chapter 275 So Shy It'S Cute
Chapter 276 Seeking The Professor'S Assistance
Chapter 277 See, There Are Still Good Peepholes In The World R-18
Chapter 278 Well-Rounded Academics R-18
Chapter 279 A Bookish D*Cksposition R-18
Chapter 280 In-Stitution Of Higher Yearning R-18
Chapter 281 Spewniversity Professor R-18
Chapter 282 The Student Syrup-Asses The Teacher R-18
Chapter 283 Top Student, Bottom Student, Any Position Studen
Chapter 284 Mythical Tier
Chapter 285 Mythical Nu
Chapter 286 Burrito Investments
Chapter 287 Fingered By Fate
Chapter 288 High Quality Model
Chapter 289 Slap Destiny
Chapter 290 Time To Get Serious
Chapter 291 Hidden Magical Wonders
Chapter 292 Be Yourself And Roast The World
Chapter 293 Friction
Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18
Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18
Chapter 296 Burpin' The Baby
Chapter 297 Say...D*Ck Cheeseee
Chapter 298 Onlyfans Queen
Chapter 299 What Is Art?
Chapter 300 Flower Power
Chapter 301 A True Worshipper
Chapter 302 Simp Slaughter
Chapter 303 The Broken And The Damned
Chapter 304 David And Goliath
Chapter 305 A Happy Family
Chapter 306 Climbing Down The Family Tree
Chapter 307 Messing With Fate
Chapter 308 Survival Tactics
Chapter 309 The Key To Quick Hookups
Chapter 310 Leaf It To Me
Chapter 311 Work Hard, Get Hard R-18
Chapter 312 Smellivator R-18
Chapter 313 Ice Ice Baby
Chapter 314 Oyakodon
Chapter 315 D*Ckplomatic Relations
Chapter 316 Spamming Rewards
Chapter 317 A True Whoarder
Chapter 318 Hope For Humanity
Chapter 319 The Tournament Begins
Chapter 320 Divine Mercy
Chapter 321 Ben The Gravedigger
Chapter 322 Humans Vs. Dragons
Chapter 323 Doorway To The Future
Chapter 324 Man Vs. Midge
Chapter 325 Finals Star
Chapter 326 A Champion Emerges
Chapter 327 Witness Me
Chapter 328 A Cuckold'S Revenge
Chapter 329 Kof Champion
Chapter 330 Goals And Asspirations
Chapter 331 Art, Truth, Wisdom
Chapter 335 3-Dimensional Maneuvering
Chapter 336 The Art Of Striking
Chapter 337 Danger And Liability
Chapter 338 A Prodigy'S Moves
Chapter 339 Post-Workout Meal
Chapter 340 Valentina’S Sneak Attack
Chapter 341 Ben’S C*Nterattack
Chapter 342 Always Have A Backup
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Ecchi, Harem, Mature, Ongoing, Supernatural Status: Ongoing ______
Total Chapters in book: 340
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
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Chapter 189 The real king of shamelessness
"Do I know you?" Standing in the middle of the noisy office, Tina asked Ben the question that had been bothering her since she saw his photo.
"I don't think so." Ben showed an innocent expression. 'I nutter-buttered your briquets.'
…
He was certain she'd never find out though. Not only was he in disguise, but even his little brother went through a growth spurt! 'If the condom does not fit, you must acquit!'
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She narrowed her eyes. 'I'm not sure what but something about this boy bothers me…'
Despite being nervous due to this unexpected confrontation, another matter soon attracted Ben's attention—system alerts!
[Challenge conditions met]
[Special Challenge initiated]
[Special Challenge: Booty Burglar- Steal a woman from another male, ending their relationship. Target: Tina Baldwin]
[Reward: Mid Level Stat Growth Multiplier(Consumable, Rare, Random) x1
[Punishment: None]
'It seems finding out her identity caused this to unlock.' Ben glanced at Tina and pondered whether breaking apart a marriage was morally right… Then he saw Tina's tits and remembered Paul was a d*ck. 'Engines are ready to fly chief!'
There was no problem! He'd make sure it was orally right and add an M later!
…
With a goal to conquer the globes...Ben checked her system status.
[Target's current attraction level: indifferent(+2 slut bonus)]
[Target's current comfort level: stranger(+2 slut bonus)]
The levels were much lower than when they first met, but there were still some positive aspects. First, her comfort level remained visible despite her attraction dropping. Second: 'Once a slut, always a slut…' That bonus was like a huge aura buff! Along with her huge tits, the two auras improved the morale and hit chances of every man nearby!
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Ben was certain of this judgment because in his memory, those tits were real pal-adins…
However, Tina was frowning. She thought she was talented at pulling things out of men's heads.
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So she couldn't understand why she didn't manage to get any more information out of Ben, not knowing her talent already drained him dry…
It was unfortunate for her, but it was a double-entendre situation of nutted but she still sucking.
…
"Tch…" Seeing Ben's pure and honest expression, Tina turned around and walked into Paul's office to speak with him, having seen him go inside before she approached Ben.
As she entered and closed the door behind her, she saw Paul on the office landline. "He was? I see… I'll be sure to tell him. Yes, of course, that's natural. Thanks for the call." When he put down the phone, his expression became ugly…because the caller was the digital editor of Male's Health magazine! He rang up Paul to offer profuse praise for Ben! His compliments were many:
"Such an inspirational young man!"
"What a promising writer and athlete!"
"You have such keen eyesight to hire such a talented intern!"
They were glowing reviews! They shined so bright that Paul felt as if each one left a glowing red handprint on his face!
…
"How could this happen?!?" He asked Laura to get rid of Ben, so how did he get a prime feature in a premier magazine's website?!?" Confused by this news, Paul's frown threatened to lengthen his face… "Tina, call Laura inside…"
His wife wasn't aware of the issue, but sensing his agitation, she did as instructed.
A short while later, Laura was standing in front of Paul's desk, tense due to Paul's glare, as Tina watched from behind him. Paul pointed to his phone. "I just received a call from Male's Health, about Benjamin Romero… Tell me what happened."
Lowering her head, Laura described the matter with Owen, explaining that she was trying to do as Paul asked, but it slipped her mind that Jacob would be there to support Ben.
"Slipped your mind..." Paul's knuckles rapped on his desk…harder and harder…until the bang resounded throughout the office! "IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE SUCH A SMALL TASK! THEN WHAT GOOD ARE YOU?!?"
Staring at the ground, Laura's body shook as her face paled…
Meanwhile, watching all this, Tina started to feel bad, since the situation all started from her request. Even though she wasn't close to Laura because she married Paul when Laura was already an adult, that didn't mean she didn't sympathize with the hardworking girl. "Dear, I shouldn't have asked for such a thing before. Let's just forget about it."
"Shut up!" Paul's eyes turned red as he turned to Tina. "Forget about it? You've all already turned me into a fool!"
His outburst was so loud that by coincidence, Ben happened to overhear it from outside the office.
Even some corporate slaves passing by turned their heads in the direction of Paul's door, wondering why Ben had his ear against it.
…
As Paul continued shouting, Ben stayed at the door, still listening by coincidence…but although he found joy in the villain's rage, what Ben heard next also made him angry; It was the sounds of Laura's sobbing…
Almost on instinct, Ben opened the door and barged in.
Seeing this, Paul's face became ice-cold as he spoke through gnashing teeth. "What do you think you're doing?"
But Ben ignored him and raised his own voice. "How could you be so rude to your own daughter?!? Do you know she works harder than anyone here?!?"
By now, Ben learned from other staff about the familial relationship between Paul and her, as well as about Laura's famous work ethic. Even though they were on opposite sides, Ben admired such dedication, knowing how hard it was…when he saw her in those office outfits.
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He believed such solid work deserved to get Laura recumnized.
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Pointing his finger at Paul, Ben channeled Greta Thunberg. "How dare you?!?"
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This bastard was destroying his beautiful office environment! Even though he'd only been there a day…
"How dare you yell at her? Not only does she not deserve it, but it was a good plot!" He looked at Laura and reassured her. "It was a good plot, Laura!"
…
Seeing Ben defending her stunned everyone in the room into silence... They were all thinking the same thing. 'Hey buddy, you're aware she was trying to get you fired, right?'
Even Laura thought of herself in the third person!
...
It was that shocking!
Of course Ben knew! But so what? That was that and this was this. Even if they conflicted before, it wouldn't stop him from standing up for what he believed was right! Sure, she tried to plot him, but that was the past, and in the future, he was planning to have sex with her.
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However, Ben wasn't only shallow. The biggest reason he was speaking up for Laura, was that if she got fired or sent to work somewhere else, he'd feel terrible! Because how would he do his oyakodon?
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He only just learned Tina and Laura were related! And they were together now! He could tolerate a lot, but he'd never accept breaking up a happy family!
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It's true he was confronting Paul, his superior, in the open. Yet, even though he knew Paul wanted to fire him, he was fearless! 'Anyways, if Paul could've fired me, he would've done so already. He wouldn't have needed to send Laura to go through all that trouble.'
At that moment, instead of getting angry, Paul smiled. "Thanks for giving me an excuse. Since you barged into the manager's office, that's enough of a reason to send you away…"
Hearing this, Ben's face died. 'I miscockulated…'
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'This is weird, aren't I the protagonist?' He didn't understand how this could happen. Why couldn't everything work out perfectly for him regardless of his decisions?
Understanding Ben's fate was dismissal from the company, Laura looked at him with a complicated expression. 'He spoke up for me despite me going against him at every turn…' Guilt grew in her heart...
Even Tina couldn't help changing her mind after seeing Ben stand up for her step-daughter. 'Maybe this boy isn't so bad after all…but now that he's angered Paul, there's no way back.' She sighed...
As for Paul, he locked eyes with Ben, and sneered, feeling a thrill inside. In the next moment, he'd get to do the activity he found most pleasurable as a manager. Chuckling, he pointed at Ben. "You're...fi—"
Right then, in the middle of his sentence, the landline rang. Although he planned to ignore it, when Paul viewed the identity on the caller ID, his eyes bulged! He ignored everything in the room and hurried to pick it up!
"Hello? …Who? Yes...he works here..." Paul gave Ben a strange glance. "She did?!? Are you sure it's the right person?" He gasped...
After that, there was a long silence...as Paul held the phone to his ear...even though everyone could hear the dial tone from the caller on the other end having hung up!
Then, Paul chuckled as he spoke into the phone. "Yes, thank you! I'll continue doing my best! Goodbye!"
…
Everybody in Paul's office squinted as they looked at him. 'Guy, we heard it… We know you were talking to yourself.'
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Yet, Paul ignored them, and returned to locking eyes with Ben. "As I was saying, you're...fi—nallly promoted!"
...
"Huh?" Everyone in the room made the same sound as they stared at Paul, unsure if they heard right.
Paul smiled. "Like I said, thanks for giving me an excuse…to deliver this splendid news myself!"
…
Ben had to stop himself from falling over from a slapstick earthquake!
Then Paul continued. "Since you barged into the manager's office, that's enough of a reason to send you away…personally! Wishing you best of luck upstairs!"
…
'That's not what you were saying at all!' Every person there believed none of it! But Paul ignored their cringing faces and chuckled as he got up out of his seat and approached Ben, shaking his hand with fervor!
Ben blinked, filled with confusion. He'd already grasped that he was somehow promoted, but what was with Paul's reaction? 'What's going on here? I just wanted to deliver some faceslaps. Was he so wary from last time, that he decided to play dead?'
…
Ben thought maybe Paul had watched Grizzly man recently…but skipped the ending…
Laura and Tina also didn't understand. They knew better than anyone how impossible it was for Paul to treat an intern with such respect. Watching this complete 180 in attitude, their jaws were on the ground!
It wasn't only them either. Outside the door, a passing janitor who overheard the whole thing also had a hanging jaw!
It was like fate brought him there because there weren't enough faceslap reactions!
Then kept him around for the shameless reaction!
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Soon, he looked at his mop though and shook his head. 'Why am I watchin' this? These crazy people ain't my problem. Let's go! Clean clean clean.'
Total Chapters in book: 340
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
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