My Pick Up Artist System by SamsaraWithWords

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 1 - Seduce Or Die
Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line
Chapter 3 - Casanova Enters The Scene
Chapter 4 - The Thong Test
Chapter 5 - Meeting A Master Of Seduction
Chapter 6 - We'Re Stuck In Caveman Bodies
Chapter 7 - Unlocking Achievements
Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier
Chapter 9 - Swole Daddy
Chapter 10 - A Japanese Cutie With R.A. Duty
Chapter 11 - Peacocking
Chapter 12 - What Is Attraction?
Chapter 13 - Jokes And Stat Bumps
Chapter 14 - Teasing
Chapter 15 - Otaku Religion
Chapter 16 - What Is Charisma?
Chapter 17 - Stat Gain Is A Hell Of A Drug
Chapter 18 - A Bet To Win The Girl
Chapter 19 - Charismatic Evolution!
Chapter 20 - The Crucial Moment
Chapter 21 - What Is Your Life’S Blueprint?
Chapter 22 - Stoned To Death
Chapter 23 - The Divine Dao Of Face-Slapping
Chapter 24 - Traumatizing A Stranger
Chapter 25 - Ronald Mcdonald Learns About Insta-Dates
Chapter 26 - Motivating A Woman With Words
Chapter 27 - Unlocking Comfort
Chapter 28 - Destiny And Spirit Animals
Chapter 29 - Points-Digger
Chapter 30 - Club Rat’S Fake Id
Chapter 31 - The Dong Game
Chapter 32 - Dungeon Instance
Chapter 33 - Defusing Obstacles
Chapter 34 - Wingman Law
Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone
Chapter 36 - Pigs Get Roasted
Chapter 37 - Dungeon Event Mini-Boss
Chapter 38 - Dungeon Break
Chapter 39 - First Proper Date
Chapter 40 - Baby In Burning Building
Chapter 41 - Lose The Hair Or Lose Your Head
Chapter 42 - The Positives Of Obliteration
Chapter 43 - Invincible Opener
Chapter 44 - Crackheads Want To Eat Swan Meat
Chapter 45 - Nasa’S Lunar Sex Mission
Chapter 46 - Cultivation World Of Skanks
Chapter 47 - Boner Justice
Chapter 48 - Crime Of Passion
Chapter 49 - First Proper Proper Date
Chapter 50 - Neighborly Love
Chapter 51 - Universal Kissing Signal
Chapter 52 - Smile Like A Doughnut
Chapter 53 - Batman Enters An S&M Club
Chapter 54 - Welcome To Hell. We Have Such Sights To Show You!
Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18)
Chapter 56 - A Reward For A Good Boy (R-18)
Chapter 57 - Batman Vs. Black Widow (R-18)
Chapter 58 - Snake D*Ckskin Escapes From New York
Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter
Chapter 60 - First Skill Book
Chapter 61 - Heavenly Treasures
Chapter 62 - Bendingo On A Date
Chapter 63 - How To Get A Date To Your Room And Show Her Your Artistic Masterpiece
Chapter 64 - Famous Dating Sim Technique (R-18)
Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)
Chapter 66 - Growth Skill
Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling
Chapter 68 - What Girls Need
Chapter 69 - Finding The Inner Strength To Get Laid
Chapter 70 - Succubi Are Real?
Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger To Give Her Your Big Finger
Chapter 72 - Never Give Up Your Dream To Deliver Cream
Chapter 73 - What It Takes To Be An Mc (R-18)
Chapter 74 - Karmic Splooge
Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box
Chapter 76 - Living In A Horror Movie
Chapter 77 - Epic Skill - Divine Line Generator
Chapter 78 - Textual Intercourse
Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule
Chapter 80 - Choosing The Divine Pick Up Line
Chapter 81 - White Knight In Plot Armor
Chapter 82 - Chuuni Showdown
Chapter 83 - Katie’S Story
Chapter 84 - Pinkhead In Bed
Chapter 85 - Sherlock And His Pipe(R-18)
Chapter 86 - Testicular Negotiations(R-18)
Chapter 87 - The Whole Points Of The Nut
Chapter 88 - Prizes, Progress, And Platinum Hits
Chapter 89 - It'S Raining Frats And Dogs
Chapter 90 - Last Day On Earth
Chapter 91 - Ben’S Eulogy
Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac
Chapter 93 - Breaking Last Minute Resistance
Chapter 94 - Spanking The Miyuki (R-18)
Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18)
Chapter 96 - 68 And I Owe You One (R-18)
Chapter 97 - Novice Challenge Updated
Chapter 98 - One Last Shot At Destiny
Chapter 99 - Salvation Or Damnation
Chapter 100 - Counting Down To Death
Chapter 101 - Ben The Photographer
Chapter 102 - How To Make Her Boyfriend Jealous (R-18)
Chapter 103 - Last Seconds Of Jizzlife (R-18)
Chapter 104 - Time’S Up Buttercup(R-18)
Chapter 105 - Male Walk Of Shame
Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode Has Ended
Chapter 107 - Alphas, Betas, And The Capitalists Who Betrayed Us
Chapter 108 - The Deadly Omega
Chapter 109 - Become An Elite Alpha
Chapter 110 - Booty Chest
Chapter 111 - Flag System
Chapter 112 - Willy The Wheel Of Fortune
Chapter 113 - Cornered And Outnumbered
Chapter 114 - The Fire Rises
Chapter 115 - Isekai’D From Embarrassment
Chapter 116 - Women Love Drama
Chapter 117 - First Date In A Girl’S Apartment
Chapter 118 - You’Ve Got A Lot Of Spunk, Kid (R-18)
Chapter 119 - Just Easin’ The Tension, Baby (R-18)
Chapter 120 - What To Do With A V.I.R.G.I.N(R-18)
Chapter 121 - Won’T I Get Pregnant?
Chapter 122 - Outgrowing The Newbie Equips
Chapter 123 - Destiny Or Disaster
Chapter 124 - Starting Mma For Safer Cuckolding
Chapter 125 - S.E.X-Men: First Class
Chapter 126 - An Eye For Talent
Chapter 127 - A Showdown Of The Shvontz
Chapter 128 - Ben'S Gaming Specialty
Chapter 129 - Hollywood Style
Chapter 130 - Dating In The Most Unusual Place
Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands
Chapter 132 - S.E.Xual Urban Legends (R-18)
Chapter 133 - The Right Answer To Every Woman’S True Or False Question (R-18)
Chapter 134 - Making War, Not Love (R-18)
Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love
Chapter 136 - Dreams Of Wish Fulfillment
Chapter 137 - The Dao Of Plow
Chapter 138 - Ben The Pyromancer
Chapter 139 - Asses To Ashes, Cussed To Dust
Chapter 140 - Ben The Poison-Breathing Dragon
Chapter 141 - The Crippling Of Ben
Chapter 142 - P.O.R.N With Plot
Chapter 143 - This Is The End
Chapter 144 - Ben The Honor Student
Chapter 145 - Slapathon
Chapter 146 - How Ben Defeated All Cu*Mers
Chapter 147 - Ben And Miyuki'S Telepathic Connection
Chapter 148 - Empowerment Through Education (R-18)
Chapter 149 - Flipping The World Upside Down (R-18)
Chapter 150 - How To Treat An M (R-18)
Chapter 151 - The Circle Of Wife
Chapter 152 - Starting From The Willy
Chapter 153 - Making The Money Shot
Chapter 154 - C*Ckupie Wall Street
Chapter 155 - A Professor'S Work-Load
Chapter 156 - C*Ck Leaping Over The Dragon'S Gate
Chapter 157 - Ben'S Resume
Chapter 158 - The Art Of Double-Speak
Chapter 159 - The Role Of Media In The World
Chapter 160 Tunneling Through The Northern Ice Wall/Wildling Ou
Chapter 161 - Letting It All Hang Out
Chapter 162 Never Dawdle On A Diddle
Chapter 163 Corner Condoms
Chapter 164 - Pua Party
Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas
Chapter 166 Mystical Cumbo Jumbo
Chapter 167 First Day Of Wet Work
Chapter 168 First Tower Entry
Chapter 169 Poison Dragon Vs Mutated Fire Dragon
Chapter 170 First Corporate Boss Figh
Chapter 171 Can'T Breathe, Crushing Weigh
Chapter 172 Fool You Once, Game On You
Chapter 173 A Test That Wasn'T Sh*
Chapter 174 Olivia'S Plan B
Chapter 175 D-Fusing The D*Cking Time Bomb R-18
Chapter 176 An Offer A Man Can'T Refuse
Chapter 177 Spreading Game Addiction
Chapter 178 Ben'S Haunting Pas
Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, Let'S Do I
Chapter 180 How To Treat A Princess/Wh*Re R-18
Chapter 181 Mortals Vs. Cumtivators R-18
Chapter 182 Holding The Orgasm Hostage R-18
Chapter 183 They Parted As Fiends
Chapter 184 The Power Of Trus
Chapter 185 Updates And Upgrades
Chapter 186 Fiction Is Truthier Than Strange
Chapter 187 Writer'S Block And Dodging C*Ck
Chapter 188 Take The First Step
Chapter 189 The Real King Of Shamelessness
Chapter 190 A Hero Knows When To Turn Swords Into Plowshares
Chapter 191 Ranked Tower Climber
Chapter 192 Troll Army
Chapter 193 Miyuki'S Trouble
Chapter 194 Dark Desires
Chapter 195 Camila'S Dirty Secre
Chapter 196 You Can'T Spell Evolution Without Love...And Nu
Chapter 197 Judge, Jury, And Sexecutioner R-18
Chapter 198 Training Done Right R-18
Chapter 199 How To Make A Bad Girl Behave R-18
Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*Mming R-18
Chapter 201 Breaking Her In R-18
Chapter 202 It Was A Goop Effort R-18
Chapter 203 The Existence Of Free Willy
Chapter 204 First Epic Achievemen
Chapter 205 The Magic Of Testosterone
Chapter 206 Milf Hunter
Chapter 207 Epic Booty Ches
Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence
Chapter 209 New Ability
Chapter 210 Weak Grass Manipulation
Chapter 211 Hottest Club In Nyc -- Latrine
Chapter 212 The Power Of Confidence
Chapter 213 Mind Over Splatter
Chapter 214 What Is Value?
Chapter 215 Raising Your Value
Chapter 216 Negs Vs. Insults
Chapter 217 Moba, Mo Booty
Chapter 218 The Chaos Of Charisma
Chapter 219 The Perfect Se
Chapter 220 Never Give Up, Never Surrender To Bating
Chapter 221 Protagonist Vs. Nightclub Bouncer - Place Your Bets
Chapter 222 Ticking Fart Bomb
Chapter 223 Defeating Your Own Weakness
Chapter 224 A Big Tip For A Waitress
Chapter 225 Hillbilly Endurance Trial
Chapter 226 The Haves Vs. The Have Nuts
Chapter 227 Steal From The Rich And Give To The Slore
Chapter 228 Late And Sloppy
Chapter 229 Last Chance For Drunken Romance
Chapter 230 D*Ck Or Die
Chapter 231 Thighlander: There Can Be Only One R-18
Chapter 232 The Tattoo Of A Memory
Chapter 233 New Beginnings, Changing Times, And Culinary Crimes
Chapter 234 Use Somebody
Chapter 235 The Slut Factor
Chapter 236 Katie The Delivery Girl
Chapter 237 Zero Two-Hands
Chapter 238 Wartortle'S Perspective
Chapter 239 Truth And Lies. A Beauty Cries. No More Pies? A Dingus Dies
Chapter 240 Fruit Fighter
Chapter 241 The Art Of Mma
Chapter 242 Dojo Detected
Chapter 243 Martial Beauty
Chapter 244 The Melon Magistrates Dispense Justice
Chapter 245 Revenge Is Best Served Bowled
Chapter 246 After School Special R-18
Chapter 247 Sextra Credi
Chapter 248 The Rookie Fights Back
Chapter 249 The Soul Crank
Chapter 250 The Losers' Despicable Counterattack
Chapter 251 The Meaning Of Manliness. The Peening Of Personal Talent.
Chapter 252 It'S Shark Week
Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room
Chapter 254 Reality Warping Slap R-18
Chapter 255 A Slice Of Wife Story R-18
Chapter 256 Tina'S D-Termination R-18
Chapter 257 The Bubble-Butt Burst R-18
Chapter 258 Cleanup On Aisle Cuck
Chapter 259 Family Feud, Happily Spewed
Chapter 260 The Reality Of This World
Chapter 261 Strength Approaching World Class
Chapter 262 The Best Personal Talen
Chapter 263 The Magic Of Games
Chapter 264 Catching The Eye Of The Brazilian Beauty
Chapter 265 One Person'S Dream Is Another'S Nightmare
Chapter 266 Dew As The Animals Do R-18
Chapter 267 I Am Jack'S Raging Erection R-18
Chapter 268 Manifest Destiny R-18
Chapter 269 Fariq'S Sacrifice
Chapter 270 Sex Artis
Chapter 271 White Belt Vs. Blue Bel
Chapter 272 A Despicable Genius
Chapter 273 Portrait Photography--A Staple Of The Adult Film Industry
Chapter 274 Pouty Photoshoo
Chapter 275 So Shy It'S Cute
Chapter 276 Seeking The Professor'S Assistance
Chapter 277 See, There Are Still Good Peepholes In The World R-18
Chapter 278 Well-Rounded Academics R-18
Chapter 279 A Bookish D*Cksposition R-18
Chapter 280 In-Stitution Of Higher Yearning R-18
Chapter 281 Spewniversity Professor R-18
Chapter 282 The Student Syrup-Asses The Teacher R-18
Chapter 283 Top Student, Bottom Student, Any Position Studen
Chapter 284 Mythical Tier
Chapter 285 Mythical Nu
Chapter 286 Burrito Investments
Chapter 287 Fingered By Fate
Chapter 288 High Quality Model
Chapter 289 Slap Destiny
Chapter 290 Time To Get Serious
Chapter 291 Hidden Magical Wonders
Chapter 292 Be Yourself And Roast The World
Chapter 293 Friction
Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18
Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18
Chapter 296 Burpin' The Baby
Chapter 297 Say...D*Ck Cheeseee
Chapter 298 Onlyfans Queen
Chapter 299 What Is Art?
Chapter 300 Flower Power
Chapter 301 A True Worshipper
Chapter 302 Simp Slaughter
Chapter 303 The Broken And The Damned
Chapter 304 David And Goliath
Chapter 305 A Happy Family
Chapter 306 Climbing Down The Family Tree
Chapter 307 Messing With Fate
Chapter 308 Survival Tactics
Chapter 309 The Key To Quick Hookups
Chapter 310 Leaf It To Me
Chapter 311 Work Hard, Get Hard R-18
Chapter 312 Smellivator R-18
Chapter 313 Ice Ice Baby
Chapter 314 Oyakodon
Chapter 315 D*Ckplomatic Relations
Chapter 316 Spamming Rewards
Chapter 317 A True Whoarder
Chapter 318 Hope For Humanity
Chapter 319 The Tournament Begins
Chapter 320 Divine Mercy
Chapter 321 Ben The Gravedigger
Chapter 322 Humans Vs. Dragons
Chapter 323 Doorway To The Future
Chapter 324 Man Vs. Midge
Chapter 325 Finals Star
Chapter 326 A Champion Emerges
Chapter 327 Witness Me
Chapter 328 A Cuckold'S Revenge
Chapter 329 Kof Champion
Chapter 330 Goals And Asspirations
Chapter 331 Art, Truth, Wisdom
Chapter 335 3-Dimensional Maneuvering
Chapter 336 The Art Of Striking
Chapter 337 Danger And Liability
Chapter 338 A Prodigy'S Moves
Chapter 339 Post-Workout Meal
Chapter 340 Valentina’S Sneak Attack
Chapter 341 Ben’S C*Nterattack
Chapter 342 Always Have A Backup
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Ecchi, Harem, Mature, Ongoing, Supernatural Status: Ongoing Tags Authors:

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Total Chapters in book: 340
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
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Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)

Chapter 65: Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)

Ben knew what was at stake. "If Squirtle can finish her off, she might just drain my poke balls…"

"Hnn…" Annabelle still had a helpless expression, waiting to see what Ben would do next.

Getting a comfortable position laying next to her lower body, he didn't disappoint her. With the knowledge of the Squirtle Hydro Pump in his brain, Ben's fingers got to work.

First, he rubbed the outer part of her pussy to warm her up, but she didn't need much. She was already very wet. Then, he inched his index finger inside…

'So warm and tight…Will my dick fit in here?' This was Ben's first time touching a woman down there. His heart couldn't help but speed up, and his finger kept pace.

"Anng…" Annabelle grasped Ben's bedsheet with her right hand.

Back and forth, he used his finger to stimulate her tight hole. As it grew wetter and wetter, Annabelle's breathing became heavier and heavier. Soon, Ben loosened her up enough and inserted a second finger.

"Unnn!" Annabelle leaned her head back on the bed and gazed at the ceiling with her mouth open.

Ben swallowed when he noticed she still wore her sexy long brown boots, now very visible with both her legs hanging high in the air. As his fingers kept using the technique, her back kept arching, making those sexy legs move in repeated motions back and forth.

"Huu…huu….Nnnn!" Annabelle's moans were turning into screams as Ben's fingers accelerated. Both her hands were now gripping onto Ben's bed in desperation. The pleasure was too intense...

[Target's current arousal level: lustful(+1)]

Ben was gazing at her beautiful pussy, his fingers playing it like a musical instrument. It was so wet now that the juices were dripping off the bottom of his hand. With increased pressure, he rubbed his fingers back and forth on the g-spot inside her, stimulating it…faster…harder…until…she couldn't take it anymore!

"AAAHHNNNN!" Annabelle started shaking! Out of control! Her sexy long legs were twitching in the air! At the same time…she squirted!

Clear liquid shot out of her pussy! The first spray covered Ben's arm. He removed it because he knew Annabelle would be very sensitive right now. But that didn't stop it! The second spray shot out and covered the wooden floor! She was still quaking!

A third!

A fourth!

This aroused Ben as much as surprised him. He wondered if it would be a good idea to buy one of those yellow signs that said "Caution Wet Floor" so no one slipped in the future...

The bottom of Annabelle's white dress was now moist. Her legs had lowered, now hanging off the bed...lifeless. She gasped for breath, face and body exhausted, no energy to move. "Wow…that…was amazing," she whispered.

Ben smirked. 'Welcome to Squirtle Squad…'

As he looked around at the aftermath, he worried Annabelle might become ashamed. "Don't worry, you don't have to be embarrassed."

She glanced up at him. "Why would I be embarrassed?" Then she smiled, "Now that you showed me something so magical, I should return the favor…' She sat up with a sexy smile.

Ben gulped in excitement. 'My time has come! Squirtle, great job. You can return to the infinite darkness and silence now…Diglett, I choose—No, wait, he's evolved since I took that pill. Dugtrio—No, I don't have three dicks! Fuck it! Onix, get your ass out here!'

Ben moved forward to Annabelle, visualizing what was coming next…but then he noticed she was looking to the side at a chair…

'What's she looking at?' he wondered. He became concerned when he saw her face drop…

Following her gaze, he discovered what she was staring at…

It was Ben's drawing…covered in her love juice…

"Nooo! My magnum opus…" she cried out.

Ben had a terrible prediction for what this meant. 'Nooo! My magnum dickus…'

He scrambled for a save. "It's fine! Looks even better even! This is how they paint in Europe!"

Annabelle kept shaking her head. She didn't listen to him, instead darting over to the chair and picking up the construction paper. She stared at it with great concern as she examined the damage... Then she muttered to herself, "I can fix this…I have the restoration tools at home. If I go now, I can salvage it!"

Ben didn't know what the right move was. He stood there frozen, still half-aroused and not in a clear state of mind. He tried to come up with ideas but they were all a jumbled mess!

Meanwhile, Annabelle already put on her coat. She held the paper close to her chest like it was her child! As she stepped towards the door, she remembered something and turned around to face Ben. "Thank you for the artwork. Also, that was very interesting. I enjoyed your water show…"

Despite her concern over Ben's damaged "masterpiece," she still blushed and revealed an alluring smile when remembering the experience. "It felt good too…but I have to go…"

She leaned in towards Ben and gave him a peck on the lips. "I'd like to see your show again…I feel it may bring me artistic inspiration…and hopefully more…I'm going, bye." She turned and walked out the door.

Ben was in shock... 'Why does it have to be so damn ironic? …Is this karma for the artwork? I don't understand…'

He stood there speechless for a full minute. "No, it's my fault. I relied too much on the Squirtle Hydro Drain taking her down...Damn! I should've guessed she was a grass type!"

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After a while, he realized something. "Shit! I should follow her! Maybe I can go to her apartment!" He sprinted outside and even rushed down the stairwell to avoid waiting for the elevator…but she was gone. He texted her, but when she replied, she was already getting off the subway…

Ben was back in his room now, sitting on his bed, depressed. "That damn subway is too fast. Team Rocket motherfuckers…"

He looked down and realized he could take out his frustration on someone weaker. So he yelled at his little brother. "Why am I the one doing all the work?!? Some brother you are! Where were you? Huh?!?"

Helpless, he sighed. "I guess it is what it is…" He looked at his floor. 'I better clean this duck pond before Fariq gets back… On the bright side, this date wasn't without a harvest.' Ben couldn't stay upset for long, because when he opened his system screen, he discovered two interesting things.

First, his skill…using it unlocked some new system details…

Second, there were achievements! Reward points! That meant more loot! For Ben, that was a mental orgasm!

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*Author's note: It takes a long time to become a Pokemon master. Just look how long it took Ash Ketchum…Did he complain? Yes! But he's a little b*tch...

Why did I write it this way? Because this is how it goes with girls in reality. While Ben is still learning, he's going to make mistakes. As the plot progresses, he'll make less, and the system will give him more useful help. Of course, that's if he doesn't die in 4 days. Then the system would jump to Beluga or Antonio.

If Ben was more experienced, Annabelle wouldn't have left. He would've foreseen the possibility of that happening and not put the picture there. Also, her whole exit was a shit test, yes--a shit test. There were some unorthodox things Ben could've said to get her to stay. Anyways, there won't be any more blue balls in the near future. I promise.

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Total Chapters in book: 340
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
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