My Pick Up Artist System by SamsaraWithWords

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 1 - Seduce Or Die
Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line
Chapter 3 - Casanova Enters The Scene
Chapter 4 - The Thong Test
Chapter 5 - Meeting A Master Of Seduction
Chapter 6 - We'Re Stuck In Caveman Bodies
Chapter 7 - Unlocking Achievements
Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier
Chapter 9 - Swole Daddy
Chapter 10 - A Japanese Cutie With R.A. Duty
Chapter 11 - Peacocking
Chapter 12 - What Is Attraction?
Chapter 13 - Jokes And Stat Bumps
Chapter 14 - Teasing
Chapter 15 - Otaku Religion
Chapter 16 - What Is Charisma?
Chapter 17 - Stat Gain Is A Hell Of A Drug
Chapter 18 - A Bet To Win The Girl
Chapter 19 - Charismatic Evolution!
Chapter 20 - The Crucial Moment
Chapter 21 - What Is Your Life’S Blueprint?
Chapter 22 - Stoned To Death
Chapter 23 - The Divine Dao Of Face-Slapping
Chapter 24 - Traumatizing A Stranger
Chapter 25 - Ronald Mcdonald Learns About Insta-Dates
Chapter 26 - Motivating A Woman With Words
Chapter 27 - Unlocking Comfort
Chapter 28 - Destiny And Spirit Animals
Chapter 29 - Points-Digger
Chapter 30 - Club Rat’S Fake Id
Chapter 31 - The Dong Game
Chapter 32 - Dungeon Instance
Chapter 33 - Defusing Obstacles
Chapter 34 - Wingman Law
Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone
Chapter 36 - Pigs Get Roasted
Chapter 37 - Dungeon Event Mini-Boss
Chapter 38 - Dungeon Break
Chapter 39 - First Proper Date
Chapter 40 - Baby In Burning Building
Chapter 41 - Lose The Hair Or Lose Your Head
Chapter 42 - The Positives Of Obliteration
Chapter 43 - Invincible Opener
Chapter 44 - Crackheads Want To Eat Swan Meat
Chapter 45 - Nasa’S Lunar Sex Mission
Chapter 46 - Cultivation World Of Skanks
Chapter 47 - Boner Justice
Chapter 48 - Crime Of Passion
Chapter 49 - First Proper Proper Date
Chapter 50 - Neighborly Love
Chapter 51 - Universal Kissing Signal
Chapter 52 - Smile Like A Doughnut
Chapter 53 - Batman Enters An S&M Club
Chapter 54 - Welcome To Hell. We Have Such Sights To Show You!
Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18)
Chapter 56 - A Reward For A Good Boy (R-18)
Chapter 57 - Batman Vs. Black Widow (R-18)
Chapter 58 - Snake D*Ckskin Escapes From New York
Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter
Chapter 60 - First Skill Book
Chapter 61 - Heavenly Treasures
Chapter 62 - Bendingo On A Date
Chapter 63 - How To Get A Date To Your Room And Show Her Your Artistic Masterpiece
Chapter 64 - Famous Dating Sim Technique (R-18)
Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)
Chapter 66 - Growth Skill
Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling
Chapter 68 - What Girls Need
Chapter 69 - Finding The Inner Strength To Get Laid
Chapter 70 - Succubi Are Real?
Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger To Give Her Your Big Finger
Chapter 72 - Never Give Up Your Dream To Deliver Cream
Chapter 73 - What It Takes To Be An Mc (R-18)
Chapter 74 - Karmic Splooge
Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box
Chapter 76 - Living In A Horror Movie
Chapter 77 - Epic Skill - Divine Line Generator
Chapter 78 - Textual Intercourse
Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule
Chapter 80 - Choosing The Divine Pick Up Line
Chapter 81 - White Knight In Plot Armor
Chapter 82 - Chuuni Showdown
Chapter 83 - Katie’S Story
Chapter 84 - Pinkhead In Bed
Chapter 85 - Sherlock And His Pipe(R-18)
Chapter 86 - Testicular Negotiations(R-18)
Chapter 87 - The Whole Points Of The Nut
Chapter 88 - Prizes, Progress, And Platinum Hits
Chapter 89 - It'S Raining Frats And Dogs
Chapter 90 - Last Day On Earth
Chapter 91 - Ben’S Eulogy
Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac
Chapter 93 - Breaking Last Minute Resistance
Chapter 94 - Spanking The Miyuki (R-18)
Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18)
Chapter 96 - 68 And I Owe You One (R-18)
Chapter 97 - Novice Challenge Updated
Chapter 98 - One Last Shot At Destiny
Chapter 99 - Salvation Or Damnation
Chapter 100 - Counting Down To Death
Chapter 101 - Ben The Photographer
Chapter 102 - How To Make Her Boyfriend Jealous (R-18)
Chapter 103 - Last Seconds Of Jizzlife (R-18)
Chapter 104 - Time’S Up Buttercup(R-18)
Chapter 105 - Male Walk Of Shame
Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode Has Ended
Chapter 107 - Alphas, Betas, And The Capitalists Who Betrayed Us
Chapter 108 - The Deadly Omega
Chapter 109 - Become An Elite Alpha
Chapter 110 - Booty Chest
Chapter 111 - Flag System
Chapter 112 - Willy The Wheel Of Fortune
Chapter 113 - Cornered And Outnumbered
Chapter 114 - The Fire Rises
Chapter 115 - Isekai’D From Embarrassment
Chapter 116 - Women Love Drama
Chapter 117 - First Date In A Girl’S Apartment
Chapter 118 - You’Ve Got A Lot Of Spunk, Kid (R-18)
Chapter 119 - Just Easin’ The Tension, Baby (R-18)
Chapter 120 - What To Do With A V.I.R.G.I.N(R-18)
Chapter 121 - Won’T I Get Pregnant?
Chapter 122 - Outgrowing The Newbie Equips
Chapter 123 - Destiny Or Disaster
Chapter 124 - Starting Mma For Safer Cuckolding
Chapter 125 - S.E.X-Men: First Class
Chapter 126 - An Eye For Talent
Chapter 127 - A Showdown Of The Shvontz
Chapter 128 - Ben'S Gaming Specialty
Chapter 129 - Hollywood Style
Chapter 130 - Dating In The Most Unusual Place
Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands
Chapter 132 - S.E.Xual Urban Legends (R-18)
Chapter 133 - The Right Answer To Every Woman’S True Or False Question (R-18)
Chapter 134 - Making War, Not Love (R-18)
Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love
Chapter 136 - Dreams Of Wish Fulfillment
Chapter 137 - The Dao Of Plow
Chapter 138 - Ben The Pyromancer
Chapter 139 - Asses To Ashes, Cussed To Dust
Chapter 140 - Ben The Poison-Breathing Dragon
Chapter 141 - The Crippling Of Ben
Chapter 142 - P.O.R.N With Plot
Chapter 143 - This Is The End
Chapter 144 - Ben The Honor Student
Chapter 145 - Slapathon
Chapter 146 - How Ben Defeated All Cu*Mers
Chapter 147 - Ben And Miyuki'S Telepathic Connection
Chapter 148 - Empowerment Through Education (R-18)
Chapter 149 - Flipping The World Upside Down (R-18)
Chapter 150 - How To Treat An M (R-18)
Chapter 151 - The Circle Of Wife
Chapter 152 - Starting From The Willy
Chapter 153 - Making The Money Shot
Chapter 154 - C*Ckupie Wall Street
Chapter 155 - A Professor'S Work-Load
Chapter 156 - C*Ck Leaping Over The Dragon'S Gate
Chapter 157 - Ben'S Resume
Chapter 158 - The Art Of Double-Speak
Chapter 159 - The Role Of Media In The World
Chapter 160 Tunneling Through The Northern Ice Wall/Wildling Ou
Chapter 161 - Letting It All Hang Out
Chapter 162 Never Dawdle On A Diddle
Chapter 163 Corner Condoms
Chapter 164 - Pua Party
Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas
Chapter 166 Mystical Cumbo Jumbo
Chapter 167 First Day Of Wet Work
Chapter 168 First Tower Entry
Chapter 169 Poison Dragon Vs Mutated Fire Dragon
Chapter 170 First Corporate Boss Figh
Chapter 171 Can'T Breathe, Crushing Weigh
Chapter 172 Fool You Once, Game On You
Chapter 173 A Test That Wasn'T Sh*
Chapter 174 Olivia'S Plan B
Chapter 175 D-Fusing The D*Cking Time Bomb R-18
Chapter 176 An Offer A Man Can'T Refuse
Chapter 177 Spreading Game Addiction
Chapter 178 Ben'S Haunting Pas
Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, Let'S Do I
Chapter 180 How To Treat A Princess/Wh*Re R-18
Chapter 181 Mortals Vs. Cumtivators R-18
Chapter 182 Holding The Orgasm Hostage R-18
Chapter 183 They Parted As Fiends
Chapter 184 The Power Of Trus
Chapter 185 Updates And Upgrades
Chapter 186 Fiction Is Truthier Than Strange
Chapter 187 Writer'S Block And Dodging C*Ck
Chapter 188 Take The First Step
Chapter 189 The Real King Of Shamelessness
Chapter 190 A Hero Knows When To Turn Swords Into Plowshares
Chapter 191 Ranked Tower Climber
Chapter 192 Troll Army
Chapter 193 Miyuki'S Trouble
Chapter 194 Dark Desires
Chapter 195 Camila'S Dirty Secre
Chapter 196 You Can'T Spell Evolution Without Love...And Nu
Chapter 197 Judge, Jury, And Sexecutioner R-18
Chapter 198 Training Done Right R-18
Chapter 199 How To Make A Bad Girl Behave R-18
Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*Mming R-18
Chapter 201 Breaking Her In R-18
Chapter 202 It Was A Goop Effort R-18
Chapter 203 The Existence Of Free Willy
Chapter 204 First Epic Achievemen
Chapter 205 The Magic Of Testosterone
Chapter 206 Milf Hunter
Chapter 207 Epic Booty Ches
Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence
Chapter 209 New Ability
Chapter 210 Weak Grass Manipulation
Chapter 211 Hottest Club In Nyc -- Latrine
Chapter 212 The Power Of Confidence
Chapter 213 Mind Over Splatter
Chapter 214 What Is Value?
Chapter 215 Raising Your Value
Chapter 216 Negs Vs. Insults
Chapter 217 Moba, Mo Booty
Chapter 218 The Chaos Of Charisma
Chapter 219 The Perfect Se
Chapter 220 Never Give Up, Never Surrender To Bating
Chapter 221 Protagonist Vs. Nightclub Bouncer - Place Your Bets
Chapter 222 Ticking Fart Bomb
Chapter 223 Defeating Your Own Weakness
Chapter 224 A Big Tip For A Waitress
Chapter 225 Hillbilly Endurance Trial
Chapter 226 The Haves Vs. The Have Nuts
Chapter 227 Steal From The Rich And Give To The Slore
Chapter 228 Late And Sloppy
Chapter 229 Last Chance For Drunken Romance
Chapter 230 D*Ck Or Die
Chapter 231 Thighlander: There Can Be Only One R-18
Chapter 232 The Tattoo Of A Memory
Chapter 233 New Beginnings, Changing Times, And Culinary Crimes
Chapter 234 Use Somebody
Chapter 235 The Slut Factor
Chapter 236 Katie The Delivery Girl
Chapter 237 Zero Two-Hands
Chapter 238 Wartortle'S Perspective
Chapter 239 Truth And Lies. A Beauty Cries. No More Pies? A Dingus Dies
Chapter 240 Fruit Fighter
Chapter 241 The Art Of Mma
Chapter 242 Dojo Detected
Chapter 243 Martial Beauty
Chapter 244 The Melon Magistrates Dispense Justice
Chapter 245 Revenge Is Best Served Bowled
Chapter 246 After School Special R-18
Chapter 247 Sextra Credi
Chapter 248 The Rookie Fights Back
Chapter 249 The Soul Crank
Chapter 250 The Losers' Despicable Counterattack
Chapter 251 The Meaning Of Manliness. The Peening Of Personal Talent.
Chapter 252 It'S Shark Week
Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room
Chapter 254 Reality Warping Slap R-18
Chapter 255 A Slice Of Wife Story R-18
Chapter 256 Tina'S D-Termination R-18
Chapter 257 The Bubble-Butt Burst R-18
Chapter 258 Cleanup On Aisle Cuck
Chapter 259 Family Feud, Happily Spewed
Chapter 260 The Reality Of This World
Chapter 261 Strength Approaching World Class
Chapter 262 The Best Personal Talen
Chapter 263 The Magic Of Games
Chapter 264 Catching The Eye Of The Brazilian Beauty
Chapter 265 One Person'S Dream Is Another'S Nightmare
Chapter 266 Dew As The Animals Do R-18
Chapter 267 I Am Jack'S Raging Erection R-18
Chapter 268 Manifest Destiny R-18
Chapter 269 Fariq'S Sacrifice
Chapter 270 Sex Artis
Chapter 271 White Belt Vs. Blue Bel
Chapter 272 A Despicable Genius
Chapter 273 Portrait Photography--A Staple Of The Adult Film Industry
Chapter 274 Pouty Photoshoo
Chapter 275 So Shy It'S Cute
Chapter 276 Seeking The Professor'S Assistance
Chapter 277 See, There Are Still Good Peepholes In The World R-18
Chapter 278 Well-Rounded Academics R-18
Chapter 279 A Bookish D*Cksposition R-18
Chapter 280 In-Stitution Of Higher Yearning R-18
Chapter 281 Spewniversity Professor R-18
Chapter 282 The Student Syrup-Asses The Teacher R-18
Chapter 283 Top Student, Bottom Student, Any Position Studen
Chapter 284 Mythical Tier
Chapter 285 Mythical Nu
Chapter 286 Burrito Investments
Chapter 287 Fingered By Fate
Chapter 288 High Quality Model
Chapter 289 Slap Destiny
Chapter 290 Time To Get Serious
Chapter 291 Hidden Magical Wonders
Chapter 292 Be Yourself And Roast The World
Chapter 293 Friction
Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18
Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18
Chapter 296 Burpin' The Baby
Chapter 297 Say...D*Ck Cheeseee
Chapter 298 Onlyfans Queen
Chapter 299 What Is Art?
Chapter 300 Flower Power
Chapter 301 A True Worshipper
Chapter 302 Simp Slaughter
Chapter 303 The Broken And The Damned
Chapter 304 David And Goliath
Chapter 305 A Happy Family
Chapter 306 Climbing Down The Family Tree
Chapter 307 Messing With Fate
Chapter 308 Survival Tactics
Chapter 309 The Key To Quick Hookups
Chapter 310 Leaf It To Me
Chapter 311 Work Hard, Get Hard R-18
Chapter 312 Smellivator R-18
Chapter 313 Ice Ice Baby
Chapter 314 Oyakodon
Chapter 315 D*Ckplomatic Relations
Chapter 316 Spamming Rewards
Chapter 317 A True Whoarder
Chapter 318 Hope For Humanity
Chapter 319 The Tournament Begins
Chapter 320 Divine Mercy
Chapter 321 Ben The Gravedigger
Chapter 322 Humans Vs. Dragons
Chapter 323 Doorway To The Future
Chapter 324 Man Vs. Midge
Chapter 325 Finals Star
Chapter 326 A Champion Emerges
Chapter 327 Witness Me
Chapter 328 A Cuckold'S Revenge
Chapter 329 Kof Champion
Chapter 330 Goals And Asspirations
Chapter 331 Art, Truth, Wisdom
Chapter 335 3-Dimensional Maneuvering
Chapter 336 The Art Of Striking
Chapter 337 Danger And Liability
Chapter 338 A Prodigy'S Moves
Chapter 339 Post-Workout Meal
Chapter 340 Valentina’S Sneak Attack
Chapter 341 Ben’S C*Nterattack
Chapter 342 Always Have A Backup
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Ecchi, Harem, Mature, Ongoing, Supernatural Status: Ongoing Tags Authors:

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Total Chapters in book: 340
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
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Chapter 310 Leaf It To Me

Chapter 310 Leaf it to me

"Would this leaf work to increase arousal?" It's a question no one's ever asked themself…

Unless they were an elf or a druid…

Even then, they might do it in a less perverted way. Ben's eyes gleamed as he envisioned going green…

It was good for the environment. No thrown-away batteries to operate vibrators. No non-recyclable plastic dildos…

This magical leaf was the future of the sex toy industry…

This was the nonsense that went through Ben's mind as he stood across the small elevator from Laura, imagining how he could use the leaf to raise her arousal level. Well, if it worked, that was. He'd still never tested it on anyone but himself. Hence, Ben decided to give it a shot on the only potential participant in the vicinity. 'For science!'



This was for the good of mankind.



This leaf was the hope of humanity, to get a scene of Laura getting schlonged in an elevator.



In any case, after Ben had done enough "planning," he figured it was time to give it a shot. 'Materialize.'

Using the power of his mind-meat…Ben activated the leaf, bringing it into the world of the living, and ideally—of the jizzing…

He could've materialized it in his hand, or in his pocket, but he decided to go for the half-court shot at this juncture, bringing the leaf to get its first breath of fresh air, right on Laura's p*ssy…

Standing there with her arms crossed, she couldn't feel a thing though, due to the power of the magical leaf to make itself invisible to her senses. Yet, through the mental connection, Ben felt a little sumthin…

'Feels good man…' He could sense the texture of her panties through his conscious connection with the leaf, just in the way mother nature intended…

Even so, it wouldn't account for anything if the leaf didn't do its job, and that all depended on his next command. So, taking a deep breath, Ben tried to see if he could smell using the leaf.



Nope…

You can't win them all though…

Well, if that didn't work. He was only left with plan Beaver. This leaf, well, it wasn't meant for any mojito… Ben believed this leaf's destiny was in one place…or if he had a lonely week, in two places…

Either way, its main function served a single purpose, at least in Ben's mind. Narrowing his eyes, he brought the call of destiny home. 'Energy release!'

Right then, Laura was looking at Ben with derision, scowling at his d-bag demeanor… Yet, not a moment later, one of her eyes closed as her knees bent a bit. "Ah~"

Ben turned off the leaf almost as soon as turning it on. After all, this was just a test. It was important to be cauti— 'Energy release!'

F*ck that sh*t! Did you hear that moan?!?

This sh*t works like an indentured servant!

"Uhu~" Laura put her hand on her mouth as her knees started shaking again. She didn't understand what was going on. 'What is this? Why am I…getting hot down there?' Her crotch felt like it was getting attacked by a tentacle monster…and she'd never even seen one of those! That's just what it was like!

With her eyes gaping as she leaned against the metal wall, she didn't understand what was going on. However, stuck in this small elevator with her, Ben wasn't trying to talk about the weather, unless it was a hymen hurricane! 'Energy release!'

"Aya!"

Or a titty tornado!

'Energy release!'

"Annn~"

Soon, Laura's eyes grew hazy. She didn't know what was going on. She only knew that her body was asking for something and it wasn't sugar or salt… No, It was that bones jones…

As Ben kept activating and deactivating the magical leaf before it finished her off, she lost control of her balance more and more, leaning against the wall as she shook every few seconds, her hands no longer crossed along her chest, but heading to more exotic locations.

She barely even registered that there was someone else in the elevator. How could she? Have you ever been finger-banged by f*cking Groot?



The leaf was doing its job, raising Laura's arousal level until her right hand had subconsciously moved to her breast…and her left, down her professional skirt, applying pressure to the exact area that was putting her into this state, because Laura wasn't put off by her condition. No, she wanted more!

Seeing this, Ben knew it was time for man to conquer the wild jungle, subbing in for the leaf and building a civilization of the sausage…

So, his face became upright as he approached Laura, putting his hand on her shoulder. "Are you…all right?"

Yet, in his mind, he was channeling Mcconaughey 'All right, All right, All right…''

As he had stopped activating the leaf's energy release, soon though, Laura let him know exactly the state she was in. Reaching out and grabbing his shirt, she pulled him in towards her, bringing his mouth to hers… Laura was too aroused, but hadn't gotten where her body was asking her to. So she felt like there was no way she could do anything until she took care of this problem. It was like a hole in the dam had broken, threatening to open the flood gates, and now Ben had to fuck that hole…

Well, as he tasted Laura's lips, he became more and more willing to take one for the farmer civilization to protect the crops…

'I guess I could do that…' This was the heart of a saint on earth… A man who could put aside his personal desires in order to serve the greater good. A man that was willing to ask no questions, and do what needed to be done. A man that was trying to get a nut off…

Today, Ben was willing to be the real hero. Well, fine, even if that was going too far, anyone could at least give him this much—at least he wasn't an ugly bastard…

Not anymore anyway.

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<<<<291301309310311312313321331>340
Total Chapters in book: 340
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
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