My Pick Up Artist System by SamsaraWithWords

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 1 - Seduce Or Die
Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line
Chapter 3 - Casanova Enters The Scene
Chapter 4 - The Thong Test
Chapter 5 - Meeting A Master Of Seduction
Chapter 6 - We'Re Stuck In Caveman Bodies
Chapter 7 - Unlocking Achievements
Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier
Chapter 9 - Swole Daddy
Chapter 10 - A Japanese Cutie With R.A. Duty
Chapter 11 - Peacocking
Chapter 12 - What Is Attraction?
Chapter 13 - Jokes And Stat Bumps
Chapter 14 - Teasing
Chapter 15 - Otaku Religion
Chapter 16 - What Is Charisma?
Chapter 17 - Stat Gain Is A Hell Of A Drug
Chapter 18 - A Bet To Win The Girl
Chapter 19 - Charismatic Evolution!
Chapter 20 - The Crucial Moment
Chapter 21 - What Is Your Life’S Blueprint?
Chapter 22 - Stoned To Death
Chapter 23 - The Divine Dao Of Face-Slapping
Chapter 24 - Traumatizing A Stranger
Chapter 25 - Ronald Mcdonald Learns About Insta-Dates
Chapter 26 - Motivating A Woman With Words
Chapter 27 - Unlocking Comfort
Chapter 28 - Destiny And Spirit Animals
Chapter 29 - Points-Digger
Chapter 30 - Club Rat’S Fake Id
Chapter 31 - The Dong Game
Chapter 32 - Dungeon Instance
Chapter 33 - Defusing Obstacles
Chapter 34 - Wingman Law
Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone
Chapter 36 - Pigs Get Roasted
Chapter 37 - Dungeon Event Mini-Boss
Chapter 38 - Dungeon Break
Chapter 39 - First Proper Date
Chapter 40 - Baby In Burning Building
Chapter 41 - Lose The Hair Or Lose Your Head
Chapter 42 - The Positives Of Obliteration
Chapter 43 - Invincible Opener
Chapter 44 - Crackheads Want To Eat Swan Meat
Chapter 45 - Nasa’S Lunar Sex Mission
Chapter 46 - Cultivation World Of Skanks
Chapter 47 - Boner Justice
Chapter 48 - Crime Of Passion
Chapter 49 - First Proper Proper Date
Chapter 50 - Neighborly Love
Chapter 51 - Universal Kissing Signal
Chapter 52 - Smile Like A Doughnut
Chapter 53 - Batman Enters An S&M Club
Chapter 54 - Welcome To Hell. We Have Such Sights To Show You!
Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18)
Chapter 56 - A Reward For A Good Boy (R-18)
Chapter 57 - Batman Vs. Black Widow (R-18)
Chapter 58 - Snake D*Ckskin Escapes From New York
Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter
Chapter 60 - First Skill Book
Chapter 61 - Heavenly Treasures
Chapter 62 - Bendingo On A Date
Chapter 63 - How To Get A Date To Your Room And Show Her Your Artistic Masterpiece
Chapter 64 - Famous Dating Sim Technique (R-18)
Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)
Chapter 66 - Growth Skill
Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling
Chapter 68 - What Girls Need
Chapter 69 - Finding The Inner Strength To Get Laid
Chapter 70 - Succubi Are Real?
Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger To Give Her Your Big Finger
Chapter 72 - Never Give Up Your Dream To Deliver Cream
Chapter 73 - What It Takes To Be An Mc (R-18)
Chapter 74 - Karmic Splooge
Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box
Chapter 76 - Living In A Horror Movie
Chapter 77 - Epic Skill - Divine Line Generator
Chapter 78 - Textual Intercourse
Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule
Chapter 80 - Choosing The Divine Pick Up Line
Chapter 81 - White Knight In Plot Armor
Chapter 82 - Chuuni Showdown
Chapter 83 - Katie’S Story
Chapter 84 - Pinkhead In Bed
Chapter 85 - Sherlock And His Pipe(R-18)
Chapter 86 - Testicular Negotiations(R-18)
Chapter 87 - The Whole Points Of The Nut
Chapter 88 - Prizes, Progress, And Platinum Hits
Chapter 89 - It'S Raining Frats And Dogs
Chapter 90 - Last Day On Earth
Chapter 91 - Ben’S Eulogy
Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac
Chapter 93 - Breaking Last Minute Resistance
Chapter 94 - Spanking The Miyuki (R-18)
Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18)
Chapter 96 - 68 And I Owe You One (R-18)
Chapter 97 - Novice Challenge Updated
Chapter 98 - One Last Shot At Destiny
Chapter 99 - Salvation Or Damnation
Chapter 100 - Counting Down To Death
Chapter 101 - Ben The Photographer
Chapter 102 - How To Make Her Boyfriend Jealous (R-18)
Chapter 103 - Last Seconds Of Jizzlife (R-18)
Chapter 104 - Time’S Up Buttercup(R-18)
Chapter 105 - Male Walk Of Shame
Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode Has Ended
Chapter 107 - Alphas, Betas, And The Capitalists Who Betrayed Us
Chapter 108 - The Deadly Omega
Chapter 109 - Become An Elite Alpha
Chapter 110 - Booty Chest
Chapter 111 - Flag System
Chapter 112 - Willy The Wheel Of Fortune
Chapter 113 - Cornered And Outnumbered
Chapter 114 - The Fire Rises
Chapter 115 - Isekai’D From Embarrassment
Chapter 116 - Women Love Drama
Chapter 117 - First Date In A Girl’S Apartment
Chapter 118 - You’Ve Got A Lot Of Spunk, Kid (R-18)
Chapter 119 - Just Easin’ The Tension, Baby (R-18)
Chapter 120 - What To Do With A V.I.R.G.I.N(R-18)
Chapter 121 - Won’T I Get Pregnant?
Chapter 122 - Outgrowing The Newbie Equips
Chapter 123 - Destiny Or Disaster
Chapter 124 - Starting Mma For Safer Cuckolding
Chapter 125 - S.E.X-Men: First Class
Chapter 126 - An Eye For Talent
Chapter 127 - A Showdown Of The Shvontz
Chapter 128 - Ben'S Gaming Specialty
Chapter 129 - Hollywood Style
Chapter 130 - Dating In The Most Unusual Place
Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands
Chapter 132 - S.E.Xual Urban Legends (R-18)
Chapter 133 - The Right Answer To Every Woman’S True Or False Question (R-18)
Chapter 134 - Making War, Not Love (R-18)
Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love
Chapter 136 - Dreams Of Wish Fulfillment
Chapter 137 - The Dao Of Plow
Chapter 138 - Ben The Pyromancer
Chapter 139 - Asses To Ashes, Cussed To Dust
Chapter 140 - Ben The Poison-Breathing Dragon
Chapter 141 - The Crippling Of Ben
Chapter 142 - P.O.R.N With Plot
Chapter 143 - This Is The End
Chapter 144 - Ben The Honor Student
Chapter 145 - Slapathon
Chapter 146 - How Ben Defeated All Cu*Mers
Chapter 147 - Ben And Miyuki'S Telepathic Connection
Chapter 148 - Empowerment Through Education (R-18)
Chapter 149 - Flipping The World Upside Down (R-18)
Chapter 150 - How To Treat An M (R-18)
Chapter 151 - The Circle Of Wife
Chapter 152 - Starting From The Willy
Chapter 153 - Making The Money Shot
Chapter 154 - C*Ckupie Wall Street
Chapter 155 - A Professor'S Work-Load
Chapter 156 - C*Ck Leaping Over The Dragon'S Gate
Chapter 157 - Ben'S Resume
Chapter 158 - The Art Of Double-Speak
Chapter 159 - The Role Of Media In The World
Chapter 160 Tunneling Through The Northern Ice Wall/Wildling Ou
Chapter 161 - Letting It All Hang Out
Chapter 162 Never Dawdle On A Diddle
Chapter 163 Corner Condoms
Chapter 164 - Pua Party
Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas
Chapter 166 Mystical Cumbo Jumbo
Chapter 167 First Day Of Wet Work
Chapter 168 First Tower Entry
Chapter 169 Poison Dragon Vs Mutated Fire Dragon
Chapter 170 First Corporate Boss Figh
Chapter 171 Can'T Breathe, Crushing Weigh
Chapter 172 Fool You Once, Game On You
Chapter 173 A Test That Wasn'T Sh*
Chapter 174 Olivia'S Plan B
Chapter 175 D-Fusing The D*Cking Time Bomb R-18
Chapter 176 An Offer A Man Can'T Refuse
Chapter 177 Spreading Game Addiction
Chapter 178 Ben'S Haunting Pas
Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, Let'S Do I
Chapter 180 How To Treat A Princess/Wh*Re R-18
Chapter 181 Mortals Vs. Cumtivators R-18
Chapter 182 Holding The Orgasm Hostage R-18
Chapter 183 They Parted As Fiends
Chapter 184 The Power Of Trus
Chapter 185 Updates And Upgrades
Chapter 186 Fiction Is Truthier Than Strange
Chapter 187 Writer'S Block And Dodging C*Ck
Chapter 188 Take The First Step
Chapter 189 The Real King Of Shamelessness
Chapter 190 A Hero Knows When To Turn Swords Into Plowshares
Chapter 191 Ranked Tower Climber
Chapter 192 Troll Army
Chapter 193 Miyuki'S Trouble
Chapter 194 Dark Desires
Chapter 195 Camila'S Dirty Secre
Chapter 196 You Can'T Spell Evolution Without Love...And Nu
Chapter 197 Judge, Jury, And Sexecutioner R-18
Chapter 198 Training Done Right R-18
Chapter 199 How To Make A Bad Girl Behave R-18
Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*Mming R-18
Chapter 201 Breaking Her In R-18
Chapter 202 It Was A Goop Effort R-18
Chapter 203 The Existence Of Free Willy
Chapter 204 First Epic Achievemen
Chapter 205 The Magic Of Testosterone
Chapter 206 Milf Hunter
Chapter 207 Epic Booty Ches
Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence
Chapter 209 New Ability
Chapter 210 Weak Grass Manipulation
Chapter 211 Hottest Club In Nyc -- Latrine
Chapter 212 The Power Of Confidence
Chapter 213 Mind Over Splatter
Chapter 214 What Is Value?
Chapter 215 Raising Your Value
Chapter 216 Negs Vs. Insults
Chapter 217 Moba, Mo Booty
Chapter 218 The Chaos Of Charisma
Chapter 219 The Perfect Se
Chapter 220 Never Give Up, Never Surrender To Bating
Chapter 221 Protagonist Vs. Nightclub Bouncer - Place Your Bets
Chapter 222 Ticking Fart Bomb
Chapter 223 Defeating Your Own Weakness
Chapter 224 A Big Tip For A Waitress
Chapter 225 Hillbilly Endurance Trial
Chapter 226 The Haves Vs. The Have Nuts
Chapter 227 Steal From The Rich And Give To The Slore
Chapter 228 Late And Sloppy
Chapter 229 Last Chance For Drunken Romance
Chapter 230 D*Ck Or Die
Chapter 231 Thighlander: There Can Be Only One R-18
Chapter 232 The Tattoo Of A Memory
Chapter 233 New Beginnings, Changing Times, And Culinary Crimes
Chapter 234 Use Somebody
Chapter 235 The Slut Factor
Chapter 236 Katie The Delivery Girl
Chapter 237 Zero Two-Hands
Chapter 238 Wartortle'S Perspective
Chapter 239 Truth And Lies. A Beauty Cries. No More Pies? A Dingus Dies
Chapter 240 Fruit Fighter
Chapter 241 The Art Of Mma
Chapter 242 Dojo Detected
Chapter 243 Martial Beauty
Chapter 244 The Melon Magistrates Dispense Justice
Chapter 245 Revenge Is Best Served Bowled
Chapter 246 After School Special R-18
Chapter 247 Sextra Credi
Chapter 248 The Rookie Fights Back
Chapter 249 The Soul Crank
Chapter 250 The Losers' Despicable Counterattack
Chapter 251 The Meaning Of Manliness. The Peening Of Personal Talent.
Chapter 252 It'S Shark Week
Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room
Chapter 254 Reality Warping Slap R-18
Chapter 255 A Slice Of Wife Story R-18
Chapter 256 Tina'S D-Termination R-18
Chapter 257 The Bubble-Butt Burst R-18
Chapter 258 Cleanup On Aisle Cuck
Chapter 259 Family Feud, Happily Spewed
Chapter 260 The Reality Of This World
Chapter 261 Strength Approaching World Class
Chapter 262 The Best Personal Talen
Chapter 263 The Magic Of Games
Chapter 264 Catching The Eye Of The Brazilian Beauty
Chapter 265 One Person'S Dream Is Another'S Nightmare
Chapter 266 Dew As The Animals Do R-18
Chapter 267 I Am Jack'S Raging Erection R-18
Chapter 268 Manifest Destiny R-18
Chapter 269 Fariq'S Sacrifice
Chapter 270 Sex Artis
Chapter 271 White Belt Vs. Blue Bel
Chapter 272 A Despicable Genius
Chapter 273 Portrait Photography--A Staple Of The Adult Film Industry
Chapter 274 Pouty Photoshoo
Chapter 275 So Shy It'S Cute
Chapter 276 Seeking The Professor'S Assistance
Chapter 277 See, There Are Still Good Peepholes In The World R-18
Chapter 278 Well-Rounded Academics R-18
Chapter 279 A Bookish D*Cksposition R-18
Chapter 280 In-Stitution Of Higher Yearning R-18
Chapter 281 Spewniversity Professor R-18
Chapter 282 The Student Syrup-Asses The Teacher R-18
Chapter 283 Top Student, Bottom Student, Any Position Studen
Chapter 284 Mythical Tier
Chapter 285 Mythical Nu
Chapter 286 Burrito Investments
Chapter 287 Fingered By Fate
Chapter 288 High Quality Model
Chapter 289 Slap Destiny
Chapter 290 Time To Get Serious
Chapter 291 Hidden Magical Wonders
Chapter 292 Be Yourself And Roast The World
Chapter 293 Friction
Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18
Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18
Chapter 296 Burpin' The Baby
Chapter 297 Say...D*Ck Cheeseee
Chapter 298 Onlyfans Queen
Chapter 299 What Is Art?
Chapter 300 Flower Power
Chapter 301 A True Worshipper
Chapter 302 Simp Slaughter
Chapter 303 The Broken And The Damned
Chapter 304 David And Goliath
Chapter 305 A Happy Family
Chapter 306 Climbing Down The Family Tree
Chapter 307 Messing With Fate
Chapter 308 Survival Tactics
Chapter 309 The Key To Quick Hookups
Chapter 310 Leaf It To Me
Chapter 311 Work Hard, Get Hard R-18
Chapter 312 Smellivator R-18
Chapter 313 Ice Ice Baby
Chapter 314 Oyakodon
Chapter 315 D*Ckplomatic Relations
Chapter 316 Spamming Rewards
Chapter 317 A True Whoarder
Chapter 318 Hope For Humanity
Chapter 319 The Tournament Begins
Chapter 320 Divine Mercy
Chapter 321 Ben The Gravedigger
Chapter 322 Humans Vs. Dragons
Chapter 323 Doorway To The Future
Chapter 324 Man Vs. Midge
Chapter 325 Finals Star
Chapter 326 A Champion Emerges
Chapter 327 Witness Me
Chapter 328 A Cuckold'S Revenge
Chapter 329 Kof Champion
Chapter 330 Goals And Asspirations
Chapter 331 Art, Truth, Wisdom
Chapter 335 3-Dimensional Maneuvering
Chapter 336 The Art Of Striking
Chapter 337 Danger And Liability
Chapter 338 A Prodigy'S Moves
Chapter 339 Post-Workout Meal
Chapter 340 Valentina’S Sneak Attack
Chapter 341 Ben’S C*Nterattack
Chapter 342 Always Have A Backup
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Ecchi, Harem, Mature, Ongoing, Supernatural Status: Ongoing Tags Authors:

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Total Chapters in book: 340
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
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Chapter 225 Hillbilly Endurance Trial

Chapter 225 Hillbilly endurance trial

Stuck in the staff bathroom that turned into a gastrointestinal chamber…Ben held his breath as his face turned blue!

He didn't take a big breath before he went under, not daring to sample this Cincinnati air freshener…

Now, Ben was in deep sh*t!

It was like an episode of Fear Factor!

Although he'd taken some potions and worked out, it didn't mean his lung capacity was incredible. He lacked experience holding his breath in bathrooms. It's not like he was a deep sh*t diver!

[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:00:19]

Glancing at the clock, as the precious seconds ticked down, Ben didn't understand how things could've gotten so bad, and cursed his bad luck. 'Is this karma for the fart bomb?!? I shouldn't be punished for this! I haven't even launched it yet. This is pre-crime!'

He wasn't being judged on the crime, but on his intent to fart…

Even so, there was nothing he could do. Turning back around, he stared at the doorknob, his brain going into overdrive to find a solution.

[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:00:17]

'Staying in here won't work!'

[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:00:16]

'But rushing out isn't an option!'

[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:00:15]

"Hurry up!" The waitress yelled from outside the door as she looked at her watch. She needed to get back to work.

With no way out, Ben glanced down at his little brother who was on his last seconds of life. 'I'm so sorry. I didn't protect you…'

Ben's face shook with unwillingness, as veins throbbed on his forehead, because he was about to lose the closest person-ified penis to him…

Also, because he was still holding his breath and about to pass out…

With less oxygen flowing to his brain, his mind slowed down, making it even more difficult to think up a way out of this.

The only thing that still burned strong inside him was the deep guilt over the impending sausage slaughter…

Turning back around to glance at the lazy river of poop…Ben's face became firm as he made a decision. 'Don't worry little bro. I won't let you die alone…' Ben decided that as a show of comradery, he'd commit septic suicide! A bushi's seppupu!

He would breathe in the poison!



His expression was resolute. 'I'll meet you in heaven, little bro. You'll be open casket. I'll be open toilet…'



[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:00:09]

Glancing at the clock, Ben knew there was no way he'd make it now, and resigned himself to die by buttstard gas…

Yet, as his execution time approached, a distant voice came from outside. "Bridgette, what are you doing? Come here, I need your help!"

Realizing something was happening, Ben put his ear to the door. From there, he heard the sounds of hurried footsteps moving from the front of the restroom and into the distance! It made his eyes pop out! The governor called to pardon him!

A spark of life reignited in his pupils! 'I want to live! I don't want to breathe this Samoan Febreze!'

...

When the footsteps drifted off, Ben opened the door in a hurry and stuck his head out of the bathroom. He then peeked in both directions, like a man who sh*t his pants…

Struggling for air, he also took a huge gasping breath! A loud one! While at the same time, the door creaked, making a lot of noise!

Wincing, Ben peered at the bouncer's position, knowing that if he heard that, it would be over!

There, Ben saw a view of the big guy…but it was only his back. The club music from the dancefloor was still heavy enough that he didn't hear anything.

Ben looked at the clock.

[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:00:03]

Turning pale, he sprinted towards the fart bomb!

[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:00:02]

He saw it ahead, leaned down and reached out for it!

[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:00:01]

He grabbed it! But his forward momentum sent him to the floor!

[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:00:00]

*Thud*

Ben crashed into the floor! The timer expired!

...

*Pant* *Pant*

Gazing up at the ceiling while lying on the hard nightclub ground, Ben winced, appearing like a man whose d*ck no longer worked...

However, his hands, were empty...

As for the fart bomb? It was in mid-air! Over the VIP section!

He'd done it!

At the last moment, Ben twisted his body sideways and made an acrobatic throw like a baseball fielder!

In the crucial moment, he went A-Rod to save his A-Rod!

Those potions weren't for nothing! Digging deep, he pulled off the play of a lifetime!

Then, as he gazed at the fart bomb arching down…

*Poof*

It exploded! Sending magical gray smoke only he could see over the entire VIP area!

Exhaling with deep relief, Ben moved onto his side, posting his elbow on the ground and resting his head on his hand, getting comfortable while he rested a moment. He wanted to watch the smog drift down, feeling all sunsets paled in comparison to the bootyful splendor of these freedom fumes...

For him, this scene was the essence of America...

However, the fart bomb, wasn't the end of the matter.

A deep voice came from nearby. "What the hell you doing, boy?"

Hearing this, Ben looked up, and saw the bouncer approaching him with malice in his eyes. Ben understood why too, because at the moment, he was laying down on the floor of the staff area, with one leg crossed over the other like he was having a picnic. It was as if he was telling the bouncer: "Draw me like one of your French girls..."

As such, watching the bouncer stalk towards him, Ben couldn't avoid getting nervous. 'He doesn't look like he's enjoying this pose...'

This was trouble now. Ben had gotten to the treasure but only by sneaking around the guardian, and that was no longer an option. 'What do I do?' He knew his current position was too strange and difficult to explain, but then, he recalled this was a party, and came up with an idea.

A few seconds later, the bouncer's expression changed from fury to disgust, as he watched Ben perform the worst breakdancing moves of all time.

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<<<<206216224225226227228236246>340
Total Chapters in book: 340
Estimated words: 468373 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2342(@200wpm)___ 1873(@250wpm)___ 1561(@300wpm)
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