Synopsis and Starting Chapter Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 20 Idle Talk 1
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 33 Idle Talk 2
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 40 Idle Talk 3
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 60 Idle Talk 4
Chapter 60 Idle Talk 5
Chapter 60 Idle Talk 6
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 91 Idle Talk 7
Chapter 91 Idle Talk 8
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 121 Idle Talk 9
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
Chapter 191
Chapter 192
Chapter 193
Chapter 194
Chapter 195
Chapter 196
Chapter 197
Chapter 198
Chapter 199
Chapter 200
Chapter 201
Chapter 202
Chapter 203
Chapter 204
Chapter 205
Chapter 206
Chapter 207
Chapter 208
Chapter 209
Chapter 210
Chapter 211
Chapter 212
Chapter 213
Chapter 214
Chapter 215
Chapter 216
Chapter 217
Chapter 218
Chapter 219
Chapter 220
Chapter 221
Chapter 222
Chapter 223
Chapter 224
Chapter 225
Chapter 226
Chapter 227
Chapter 228
Chapter 229
Chapter 230
Chapter 231
Chapter 232
Chapter 233
Chapter 234
Chapter 235
Chapter 236
Chapter 237
Chapter 238
Chapter 239
Chapter 240
Chapter 241
Chapter 242
Chapter 243
Chapter 244
Chapter 245
Chapter 246
Chapter 247
Chapter 248
Chapter 249
Chapter 250
Chapter 251
Chapter 252
Chapter 253
Chapter 254
Chapter 255
Chapter 256
Chapter 257
Chapter 258
Chapter 259
Chapter 260
Chapter 261
Chapter 262
Chapter 263
Chapter 264
Chapter 265
Chapter 266
Chapter 267
Chapter 268
Chapter 269
Chapter 270
Chapter 271
Chapter 272
Chapter 273
Chapter 274
Chapter 275
Chapter 276
Chapter 277
Chapter 278
Chapter 279
Chapter 280
Chapter 281
Chapter 282
Chapter 283
Chapter 284
Chapter 285
Chapter 286
Chapter 287
Chapter 288
Chapter 288.1
Chapter 289
Chapter 290
Chapter 291
Chapter 292
Chapter 293
Chapter 294
Chapter 295
Chapter 296
Chapter 297
Chapter 298
Chapter 299
Chapter 300
Chapter 301
Chapter 301.1
Chapter 301.2
Chapter 301.3
Chapter 302
Chapter 303
Chapter 304
Chapter 305
Chapter 306
Chapter 307
Chapter 308
Chapter 309
Chapter 310
Chapter 311
Chapter 312
Chapter 313
Chapter 314
Chapter 315
Chapter 316
Chapter 317
Chapter 318
Chapter 319
Chapter 320
Chapter 321
Chapter 322
Chapter 323
Chapter 324
Chapter 325
Chapter 326
Chapter 327
Chapter 328
Chapter 329
Chapter 330
Chapter 331
Chapter 332
Chapter 333
Chapter 334
Chapter 335
Chapter 336
Chapter 337
Chapter 338
Chapter 339
Chapter 340
Chapter 341
Chapter 342
Chapter 343
Chapter 344
Chapter 345
Chapter 346
Chapter 347
Chapter 348
Chapter 349
Chapter 350
Chapter 351
Chapter 352
Chapter 353
Chapter 354
Chapter 355
Chapter 356
Chapter 357
Chapter 358
Chapter 359
Chapter 360
Chapter 361
Chapter 362
Chapter 363
Chapter 364
Chapter 365
Chapter 366
Chapter 367
Chapter 368
Chapter 369
Chapter 370
Chapter 371
Chapter 372
Chapter 373
Chapter 374
Chapter 375
Chapter 376
Chapter 377
Chapter 378
Chapter 379
Chapter 380
Chapter 381
Chapter 382
Chapter 383
Chapter 384
Chapter 385
Chapter 386
Chapter 387
Chapter 388
Chapter 389
Chapter 390
Chapter 391
Chapter 392
Chapter 393
Chapter 394
Chapter 395
Chapter 396
Chapter 397
Chapter 398
Chapter 399
Chapter 400
Chapter 401
Chapter 402
Chapter 403
Chapter 404
Chapter 405
Chapter 406
Chapter 407
Chapter 408
Chapter 409
Chapter 410
Chapter 411
Chapter 412
Chapter 413
Chapter 414
Chapter 415
Chapter 417 Fate Of Gungho Party And Sukiyaki Eating Laidback Team
Chapter 416 Fers Nasty Plan
Chapter 418 Meat Lover Trio Are Ecstatic
Chapter 419 Monsters That Like Human Blood
Chapter 420 It’S Not Chicken Egg, But It’S Still Delicious. Also, Mukouda Levels Up
Chapter 421 Slightly Blackened Mukouda
Chapter 422 Billowing Smoke
Chapter 423
Chapter 424
Chapter 425
Chapter 426
Chapter 427 Everyone Levelled Up!
Chapter 428 The 3Rd Tenant Shop
Chapter 429 S-So, You Want That?
Chapter 430 Sparkling Eyes
Chapter 431 Ran Out Of Berries
Chapter 432 First World Problem
Chapter 433 Discussion With Everyone
Chapter 434 Mukoudas Party Vs Wilderness Of Nothingness
Chapter 435 Scarab
Chapter 436 Messenger Of Death
Chapter 437 The Devourer
Chapter 438 A -20 Degree World
Chapter 439 Warming With Simple Chicken Hotpot
Chapter 440 Let My Guard Down
Chapter 441 Vs Ice Dragon
Chapter 442 Sui The Hero
Chapter 443 Pointless Disputes Between Two Titans
Chapter 444: Familiar (Temp)
Chapter 445 What Kind Of Bonding Is That?!
Chapter 446 Stay Strong, Tristan!
Chapter 447 Handsome Vice Guild Master Requested Something Outrageous With A Straight Face
Chapter 448 The Solitary Chef
Chapter 449 Grandpa Gon Accumulated Too Much Treasure
Chapter 450 Research Souvenirs
Chapter 451 Charity Work At Brixt (1)
Chapter 452 Charity Work At Brixt (2)
Chapter 453 Extortion Is A Crime, Right?
Chapter 454 On A Day Such As This, Let’S Heal With Yummy Food
Chapter 455 After The Tribute To The Gods, Return To Carelina
Chapter 455.1 Idle Talk: That Adventurers Tale
Chapter 456 Dirty But Really Valuable Fur
Chapter 458 Dragon Lover Elf Made A Blunder
Chapter 457 Unexpected Visitor
Chapter 459 Exuding Anger
Chapter 460 Reckless Old Elf Angered Mukouda
Chapter 461 Mabo Eggplant With Rice. The Man We Have Been Waiting For
Chapter 462 Capture Recover The Idiot Master
Chapter 463 Behemoth In The Wild
Chapter 464 Despicable Behemoth
Chapter 466 Mutant Species
Chapter 465 Tracking The Behemoth
Chapter 467 Lectured By The Guild Master
Chapter 468 Lots Of Vegetables
Chapter 469 M-Meat
Chapter 470 Bite Off More Than
Chapter 471 Sweet Spicy Miso Offal
Chapter 472 Charity Contribution At Carelina
Chapter 473 High End=High Price
Chapter 474 Grandpa Gon’S Secret A Troublesome Oracle
Chapter 475 The Best Thing For A Dwarf Is Liquor
Chapter 476 Baths Are The Best
Chapter 477 Correct Usage Of Magic Swords
Chapter 478 That Religious Organisation Again
Chapter 479 Onwards To The Holy Nation Rubanov
Chapter 480 Fer Grandpa Gon Were Full Of Confidence, But…
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Categories Genre: Action, Adventure, All, Comedy, Fantasy, Ongoing, Shounen, Slice of Life Status: Ongoing Alternative names: Campfire Cooking In Another World With My Absurd Skill, Gourmet Adventure Of Legendary Tamer, とんでもスキルが本当にとんでもない威力を発揮した件について, とんでもスキルで異世界放浪メシ, ______
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Estimated words: 852515 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 4263(@200wpm)___ 3410(@250wpm)___ 2842(@300wpm)
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Chapter 304
Tondemo Skill – 304 – Mukouda Buys a House
Lambert-san introduced me to Nestri-san, [4] “This is Supervisor Nestri, he’s in charge of the real estate department for the Carelina Merchant’s Guild. Hello Nestri, this is Mukouda-san. He would like to check out that mansion…”
[6] Nestri-san smiled and led the way to the property indicated by Lambert-san.
The place was only about 20 minutes’ walk from the Merchant’s Guild.
When Nestri-san stopped before a high stone wall about 2 meters tall and gates just as high…
“… wait, you mean here? This?!”
[9] Nestri-san smiled and unlocked the gate. “Please, feel free to check out the property.”
Past the gate was a cobblestone pathway lined by trees that allowed viewers a peek at the gorgeous greenery just beyond. We had to walk for quite a bit before we come across the main building.
“Well, what do you think [5]?” Netri-san’s voice was very calm and modulated.
I, on the other hand, had dropped open my mouth in shock. It’s not just gorgeous and beautiful, it’s also grand, showy, ostentatious and magnificent.
[9] Hey… is this really a house meant for one person?!
Suddenly, a special feature article from a travel magazine flashed through my mind.
[Luxury space I’d love to experience once in my life!]
Below this eye-catching phrase was the picture of an ultra-luxurious hotel from a foreign country overlooking a gorgeous forest background. It was no exaggeration to call that hotel a fairy tale castle seated in the middle of a mysterious glen. One night at this gorgeous palace will set you back 100,000 Japanese yen!
“… …” I was speechless.
“Fufu, no matter how many times I look at, it’s a wonderful sight,”
“… …” Lambert-san, the way you praise it is so light-hearted. [6] You should use adjectives like ‘Grand!’, ‘Palatial!’, ‘Ridiculous!’
“… why did you introduce a property like this to me?” [3] I’m an Adventurer you know? This looks nothing like the places I’ve rented before. This is a castle!
[9] A castle!
[9] The windows were made of clear flat glass that looked really expensive. Plus, it’s not like all the windows were the same size, the windows alone must have cost a fortune!
[9] “Would you like to have a look at the garden? It’s fairly spacious with plenty of greenery.”
[9] I stared at the huge, well-maintained garden with its dark green lawn and all types of trees…
“”Umu, a decent space,””
“”Lot’s of trees too, looks fine to me!””
““Yaayy~~!!””
“Wait, don’t run off you guys!!”
[9] Too late.
Fer was bounding about in the huge garden, Dora-chan zipping between the trees and Sui was bouncing around like an energetic rubber ball.
Also, Fer left a trail of overturned turf wherever he went. [5]
“… …” I guess I’ll have to buy this place now [5].
“Hahaha, looks like Mukouda-san’s familiars like this place.”
“Indeed~ It certainly looked like it~”
Nestri-san and Lambert-san looked at me expectantly.
“”Oi, Fer, Dora-chan, Sui, I haven’t decided whether to get this house just yet so don’t make a mess””
“”Mu, why not? I like it.””
“”Me too!””
“”Sui likes it here too~””
Gununu…
You guys are expectedly drawn to high-end goods?
“Shall we have a look inside?” [3] Nestri-san suggested with a smile.
We followed him to the front door of the white castle-like building.
Nestri-san pushed open the large double doors and we stepped into a wide lobby that was so large that it could have easily swallowed another house. The spiral staircase leading to the upper floors was large enough for Fer to climb up easily.
“It’s wide isn’t it?” continued Nestri-san pleasantly. “Please look up.”
I looked up and blinked at the huge and shiny chandelier.
“The chandelier is made with Crystal Beetles. It’s quite rare to get beetles of this size and clarity. The light is powered by magic stones, all you have to do is enter some magic here…”
Nestri-san touched a palm-sized board on the wall next to the door and the chandelier shone with a faint light.
“The magic stones used are all high-quality items, estimated to last for about 10 years,”
“… …” I’m already overwhelmed by the sheer luxury of the entrance…
“Please come this way next,”
……….
……
…
[9] I’m tired.
Nestri-san had only guided us through the first floor but I’m already exhausted from the shock of the sheer luxury of this place. It wasn’t [9] just the size of the rooms or the furniture. When Lambert-san told me this place was fully furnished, I imagined it to have chairs and tables, beds maybe a couple of sofas and a properly working stove but this- this-
[9] They have paintings! Expansive vases that served no purpose other than to look pretty! Luxurious fluffy carpets in every room!
And the kitchen!
Aside from being massively large, it has two four-burner magic stoves similar to the one I have. The drawers were filled with expensive tableware. [9] If someone were to walk in and made off with the silver, so to speak, they’d make a small fortune.
And the bath!
Here I thought the bath at the last mansion I rented was large and luxurious but this one trumps them all! [2] The bathtub has flower patterns on the outside. An unnecessary yet very expensive addition that serves no purpose aside from being pretty! Ah, but the faucets that let out hot water at the appropriate temperature (powered by magic stones, of course) was a very nice addition.
Then, there’s the toilet!
Until now all the [10] toilets I‘ve seen were varying type squat toilets, which led me to believe that this is the only toilet design here. This was the first western-style sit-on toilet that I’ve seen. The flush system on the toilet is powered by magic stones, just like everything else in this world.
“This state-of-the-art toilet design has become popular at the Royal Capital. Such advanced design is rare even in Carelina!”
[10] Nestri-san sounded very proud, I guess I should keep the fact that as a modern-day Japanese man, I’m actually more familiar with sit-on toilets like these…
To be honest, I’m seriously tempted by the huge bath and flush toilets. However, on the whole, this castle was just way too luxurious. To the point that it made me uncomfortable.
“Shall we have a look at the second floor?”
“This is the first time I’m seeing the interior, haah… It certainly is luxurious~~”
…Lambert-san, is that why you came with me? Just to see the inside?
[5] “This is the master bedroom,” [8] Nestri-san opened a door and spread his hand. “The focal point of this room is the large bed.”
‘Large bed’ is kind of an understatement for the monstrosity that dominated the room. Just how many people could fit in that thing?
“”Hey, that looks really comfortable!”” Dora-chan dove into the middle of the bed.
“Ah, Dora-chan? What are you doing?!”
“”Wahoo! It’s sooffft~~!””
““Sui wants to go up too~!””
“Wait, Sui!” [6] it was too late. My two smaller familiars were already bouncing on the bed. [5]
“”Goodness, just what are those two doing? Hmm, but this house is not bad. I like this thing.””
[9] ‘This thing’ being the very fluffy carpet next to the bed.
You guys…
“… please excuse my familiars,”
“No, no, I can see that Mukouda-san’s familiars like the interior of the house very much.”
There’s that professional smile again.
I haven’t decided to buy this yet, you know?
So why are you all treating it as though I’ve already made up my mind?!
“The total cost of the mansion is 12,000 gold. I have received 120 platinum coins from Mukouda-san. I shall hand over the keys now.”
There were quite a lot of keys on the keyring.
[4] “This one is the key to the gate, this one is for the main house and these are keys to the servant’s houses…”
That’s right, I ended up buying that ridiculously luxurious mansion.
Initially, I just wanted to get something nice since I have the money but I ended up with a palace…
Haahh….
Those guys!!
They kept saying how nice it was and how much they like it.
I intended to look at other houses but ended up getting this one instead. I can’t even blame Lambert-san or Nestri-san for hard selling me, since one was just genuinely admiring the place while the other was being perfectly professional.
My familiars were the ones to be blamed.
In fact, they like the house so much that none of them joins me to [8] sign the necessary documents of ownership at the Merchant’s Guild. [5]
“Oh my, as expected of an S Ranker. To hand over 12,000 gold coins right away for an entire house. I say, I’m very proud to claim Mukouda-san as my acquaintance.”
…Lambert-san, I really had no intention of getting that palace…
Hahhh… I guess there’s no helping it. That ostentatious palace-like house is my home now.
That said, 14 rooms is certainly too many for the three of us…
[Gumihou: Uggh, who’s going to clean the place? Just dusting it would take days…]
Eguchi-san: Total gold left – 76,600. The purchase of a mansion had taken a good chunk out, but that’s still a lot of money… (sweats)
[1] Structural Change: Combine 2 paragraphs
[2] Structural Change: Combine 3 paragraphs
[3] Structural Change: Combine paragraph & dialogue
[4] Structural Change: Change passive sentence to dialogue
[5] Delete Repetitive or Pointless Information
[6] Additional Information for Aesthetic Purpose
[7] Add Dialogue Tag
[8] Creative Licence Taken
[9] Mukouda’s reaction to the ridiculous property as well as descriptions of said property. Also adjusted Netri’s way of speaking into something more appropriate for a high-end real estate agent.
[10] Japanese style squat toilets vs Western style sit-on toilets: Basically toilets where you squat over a hole to do your business vs the sit over a hole type. I can understand why Eguchi-san would do it this way because the Asian world uses squat toilets first before moving to western-style sit on toilets.
However, even back in the Roman times, the toilets were the sit-on type rather than the squat type. Also, flush toilets had already been invented way back in 1596 without the aid of magic stones or water magic.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/turrets-toi…
In short, this is a world-building error, especially since it’s supposed to depict fantasy magic Medieval English style world.
Total Chapters in book: 495
Estimated words: 852515 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 4263(@200wpm)___ 3410(@250wpm)___ 2842(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 852515 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 4263(@200wpm)___ 3410(@250wpm)___ 2842(@300wpm)
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