Doomed To Be Cannon Fodder by Whistling Night Rain

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 2: A Cactus? What’S That?
Chapter 3: An Old Warbird, Must Not Attract Trouble
Chapter 4: Staring Stunned At A Certain Supporting Male Character
Chapter 5: An Ugly Daughter-In-Law Can’T Avoid Meeting Her Mother-In-Law Forever
Chapter 6: Torture, Beaten To Death
Chapter 7: Hey! What Kind Of Evil Spirit Are You!
Chapter 8: A Crazy With Talent
Chapter 9: An Itching Heart, Either By Design Or By Accident
Chapter 10: Giving A Present Of A Root Sculpture
Chapter 11: Birthday Banquet, Stunning Those Present
Chapter 12: Vying With The Female Lead Means A Miserable Death?
Chapter 13: The Plot Runs Awry
Chapter 14: Does This Girl Have The Appetite Of A Cat?
Chapter 15: Rumors Are Not To Be Believed
Chapter 16: Killing Without Batting An Eye
Chapter 17: Taking By Force
Chapter 18: Got Nothing To Do So I Might As Well Try To Seduce The Supporting Male Lead
Chapter 19: That Appearance Is Extremely Seductive
Chapter 20: Her Calligraphy Needs More Practice
Chapter 21: To Be Loathed
Chapter 22, Sending A Gift, Secret Exchanges
Chapter 23: An Unexpected Financial Loss From Probing
Chapter 24: Being Punished And Exchanging Words
Chapter 25: Escape, Elopement
Chapter 26: Blood Froths And Boils
Chapter 27: The Heck Is Up With The Male Lead?
Chapter 28: Concealment, Raging Fury
Chapter 29: When A Beauty Trips, She Still Looks Good!
Chapter 30: Coincidence, Overbearing
Chapter 31: Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 32: Getting Princess-Carried!
Chapter 33: Embarrassment, Cooking
Chapter 34: Vegetarianism, Trifling Skill
Chapter 35: Jianghu Revenge Killing
Chapter 36: As Long As You’Re Alright
Chapter 37: Does One Get Used To Pain?
Chapter 38: Too Ugly, Too Many Thorns
Chapter 39: Paying A Call With A Motive
Chapter 40: Waiting For Compliments
Chapter 41: Teaching, Butler
Chapter 42: Teaching Her How To Write, Getting Closer
Chapter 43: His Impatience, His Recklessness
Chapter 44: The Supporting Male Lead Invades
Chapter 45: Expressing Her Feelings
Chapter 46: Lack Of Intent, Being Turned Down
Chapter 47: Who’S Never Suffered Heartbreak?!
Chapter 48: Endure, Frantically
Chapter 49: I’M Sorry, I Didn’T Know The Severity
Chapter 50: Over This Quickly?
Chapter 51: Restless, Nosebleed
Chapter 52: Eloped, Ruined Reputation
Chapter 53: Rumor Mongering, Mistress Looks For Trouble
Chapter 54: Knock Her Out And Carry Her Away
Chapter 55: Impressive Assets
Chapter 56: Grievances
Chapter 57: Teasing, A Practical Joke
Chapter 58: Scapegoat, Task
Chapter 59: Trouble, Hacking At Someone
Chapter 60: Decisive, Establish Prestige And Lecturing Others
Chapter 61: Punishment, Supporting Male Visits A Patient
Chapter 62: Clever, Jiaoyue Hides His Feelings
Chapter 63: The Lin Family’S Gifts Of Gratitude
Chapter 64: Borrowing Someone, Strategically Asking Old Madame For Help
Chapter 65: The Little White Bunny Will Be Eaten Sooner Or Later
Chapter 66: Demanding A Person, Strategically Asking Old Madame
Chapter 67: The Fatty Meat Flies Away Right Before Eating
Chapter 68: Dishes-Sour, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy
Chapter 69: Friendly, Getting Along Harmoniously
Chapter 70: A Little Drink Of Wine
Chapter 71: Prince Li, Is She Doing Well?!
Chapter 72: Meeting Again, Miss Lin Appears
Chapter 73: A Small, Delicate, And Pale Foot
Chapter 74: This Prince Hasn’T Married You Yet!
Chapter 75: Harrowing, The Female Lead Strikes Back
Chapter 76: Surprise, A Hundred Vegetarian Dishes
Chapter 77: Accidentally Latching Onto Someone’S Thigh
Chapter 78: Nervousness, Palpitations Difficult To Calm
Chapter 79: The Repercussions Of Splitting A Family
Chapter 80: Poisoned, Specialized Skills
Chapter 81: Poisonous Tulips
Chapter 82: Sharing The Same Room, Innate Sense Of Seduction
Chapter 83: Demanding Some Interest For Taking A Bit Of Advantage
Chapter 84: Cellar, An Immense Hole
Chapter 85: A Gentle Hug
Chapter 86: Male Lead, What’S The Matter With You?
Chapter 87: A Secret Agent, Gossipy Women
Chapter 88: The True Act Begins With Illness
Chapter 89: How To Punish Disobedience
Chapter 90: In Charge Of The Household, Big Family Big Business
Chapter 91: Doing A ‘Favor’
Chapter 92: Fire!
Chapter 93: Arson?
Chapter 94: Servant Loyal Unto Death
Chapter 95: Murder Requires Courage, Too
Chapter 96: Destroying The Reputation Of The Prince’S Manor
Chapter 97: Male Supporting Character, Please Help Me
Chapter 98: Need A Way Out
Chapter 99: Never Fool Around With A Friend’S Wife
Chapter 100: Becoming The Supporting Male Lead’S Soulmate?
Chapter 101: First Appearance Of Superpowers
Chapter 102: Appeasement, Stay Tonight
Chapter 103: Searching For The Assailant
Chapter 104: Volunteering To Be A Bedwarmer
Chapter 105: Ghastly Shrieks, Getting Rid Of Someone In Secret
Chapter 106: A Rotten Loveline Comes To Fruition
Chapter 107: A Heart Like A Capering Monkey And A Mind Like A Galloping Horse
Chapter 108: Overproduction Of Male Hormones
Chapter 109: The Devious Male Supporting Character
Chapter 110: Dirty? Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 111: Nothing Good Ever Came From Offending The Female Lead
Chapter 112: Awkwardness, Becoming More Daring
Chapter 113: Duan Yunying
Chapter 114: Having An Affair
Chapter 115: Jealousy, Bait
Chapter 116: What Happens After Scratching The Female Lead?
Chapter 117: Comeback Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 118: Picturesque, Beautiful Scenery And Women
Chapter 119: Picnicking With Meat
Chapter 120: Jealous? Believe Him
Chapter 121: Being Threatened!
Chapter 122: A Fierce Woman
Chapter 123: A Cunning Woman
Chapter 124: The Supporting Male Character Falling Into The Trap!
Chapter 125: Strange Illness Arising From Poison
Chapter 126: Attack Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 127: Suffering On Behalf Of The Female Lead
Chapter 128: Captured And Escaping
Chapter 129: Exchanging Hostages
Chapter 130: Still Running Into The Little White Bunny
Chapter 131: Patience And Limit
Chapter 132: The Night Before The Exchange
Chapter 133: The Brainless Woman
Chapter 134: Why Is It You Again?
Chapter 135: Identified
Chapter 136: Clearing Her Name
Chapter 137: A Fake White Lotus
Chapter 138: This Awkward Poison (1)
Chapter 139: This Awkward Poison (2)
Chapter 140: Crying From Happiness
Chapter 141: Empty, Lonely, And Cold
Chapter 142: The Male Lead’S Jealousy
Chapter 143: Various Pains
Chapter 144: Tired Of Being Spoiled, Really Want To Act Cute
Chapter 145: Resting At The Relay Station
Chapter 146: Sun Hong’Er’S Corpse
Chapter 147: The Tree Desires Calm, Yet The Wind Will Not Stop
Chapter 148: Dream Vs. Reality
Chapter 149: Can You Hit Me So It Doesn’T Hurt?
Chapter 150: The Male Lead’S Charm
Chapter 151: Depressed. Dowager Empress Critically Ill
Chapter 152: The Old Madame Returns
Chapter 153: Telling Tales And Overstepping Authority
Chapter 154: A Suspicious Matter
Chapter 155: Much Too Soon To Tell
Chapter 156: Disappointment And Putting In More Effort
Chapter 157: Return Gifts
Chapter 158: The Female Lead Enters The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 159: Chaos In The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 160: A Hickey
Chapter 161: Trouble Wherever The Female Lead Goes
Chapter 162: That Gentle Man
Chapter 163: Thief In The Manor
Chapter 164: Marriage Proposal
Chapter 165: Surveillance, No Heart
Chapter 166: A Secret Crush, Brothers Argue
Chapter 167: Accidental Injury, The Meticulous Alliance Head
Chapter 168: Humoring A Child Earlier Than Expected
Chapter 169: What Kind Of Joke Is This Marriage Proposal?
Chapter 170: Traveling Together, A Perilous Journey
Chapter 171: Big Sis, Just Marry Me!
Chapter 172: Touchy Feely, Big Sis, You’Re So Soft
Chapter 173: Two Supporting Male Characters
Chapter 174: Heartless, Or Not?
Chapter 175: An Arousing Kiss, The Male Supporting Character’S Instigation
Chapter 176: Detained. The Beginnings Of A Torturous Love?
Chapter 177: Kidnapping Someone, Courting Death!
Chapter 178: The New Guard
Chapter 179: The Arrival Of The Younger Brother
Chapter 180: Entanglement From The Female Lead
Chapter 181: Possessive Streak
Chapter 182: The Lively Wedding
Chapter 183: A Responsible Man
Chapter 184: Parting Gift
Chapter 185: Pregnant Lady, Fragile Goods
Chapter 186: Duan Yunying Strikes
Chapter 187: The Female Lead’S Invitation
Chapter 188: Poisoned, Power In Bloodlines
Chapter 189: Panic. Prince Li Takes Revenge
Chapter 190: Psychic Dreams? Ah, It’S A Super Power
Chapter 191: Death Of The Prince, The Female Lead Returns
Chapter 192: The Lin Family Daughter Gets Married
Chapter 193: Birth Of The Young Prince
Chapter 194: War Is Imminent
Chapter 195: The Path Of The Female Lead Is Not An Easy Road
Chapter 196: Linked Horses Formation
Chapter 197: Bandits, Leave The Women
Chapter 198: Beating Up The Bandits
Chapter 199: Former Acquaintance, A Favor To Ask
Chapter 200: Guerilla Warfare, Deep Behind Enemy Lines
Chapter 201: Assassinating The Strategist
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 203: The Omnipresent Female Lead
Chapter 204: A Pitiful Child
Chapter 205: A Dandy, Extremely Good-For-Nothing
Chapter 206: My Present To You Before I Die
Chapter 207: Husband And Wife Finally Meet
Chapter 208: Training Soldiers, Husband And Wife Are One
Chapter 209: Older Sister! Let’S Sleep Together!
Chapter 210: The Strategist Who Smashes Wine Cups
Chapter 211: The Great Battle, Defeating The Chained Horses Formation
Chapter 212: The Female Lead Bites The Hand That Feeds Her
Chapter 213: Terrible Luck, Locked In The Dungeons
Chapter 214: Punishment From Staves, Husband And Wife Suffering Together
Chapter 215: Sharing The Punishment
Chapter 216: Setting The Bed On Fire
Chapter 217: Miss Lin’S Husband
Chapter 118: Divorce Papers
Chapter 219: Manufacturing Gun Powder
Chapter 220: Gunpowder Bombs
Chapter 221: Black Devil’S Snare
Chapter 222: Defected To The Enemy, Chen Tao’S Family
Chapter 223: Duel Between Two Transmigrators
Chapter 224: Sinister, Schemes Within Schemes
Chapter 225: Chen Tao’S Death
Chapter 226: Princess Syndrome Is Also An Illness
Chapter 227: Lieutenant, The Enemy’S Female General
Chapter 228: Surprise! An Arrogant Female Transmigrator
Chapter 229: White Lotus Vs Princess Syndrome
Chapter 230: Yu Kuang Slowly Warming Up
Chapter 231: An Unexpected Enormous Bungle
Chapter 232: Disfigurement, Gone Missing
Chapter 233: Fifteen Gold Tokens In Exchange For A Life
Chapter 234: Entering The Capital In Disguise
Chapter 235: Changes In The Female Lead
Chapter 236: The Complicated Imperial Harem
Chapter 237: Famous Doctors From All Places Enter The Palace
Chapter 238: The Black Devil’S Snare Appears Again
Chapter 239: Saving Someone And A Misstep
Chapter 240: Return Home With Head Held High
Chapter 241 Guilty, Returning To The Capital Without Approval
Chapter 242: Marriage Matters, A Hundred Beatings With Military Rods
Chapter 243: Level Up – Princess Consort Li
Chapter 244: Being Carried Through The Day
Chapter 245: The Playful Newly Appointed Princess Consort
Chapter 246: The Lady Fights The Evil Concubine
Chapter 247: A Trap, Any Which Way Is Fine
Chapter 248: Beaten Up Good, Putting On A Front
Chapter 249: Too Many Plot Holes In The Story
Chapter 250: Let Us Reminisce About The Past
Chapter 251: Oh Dear Ol’ Female Lead
Chapter 252: The Problem Of Dealing With The Female Lead
Chapter 253: Nobody Is A Better Schemer Than The Old Madame
Chapter 254: You Won’T Die If You Don’T Go Looking For It
Chapter 255: The Lin Family Redeeming A Slave
Chapter 256: Bidding War Of The Brothels
Chapter 257: Compensated, Ji Zhangshu Leaves The Capital
Chapter 258: Target? Sir Song Jiaoyue
Chapter 259: The Mysterious Sister
Chapter 260: Appointing Another Concubine
Chapter 261: The Cousin’S Retaliation
Chapter 262: Black Devil’S Snare Protecting Its Mistress
Chapter 263: Your Majesty, Are You Out Of Your Mind?
Chapter 264: The Mastermind Behind All This
Chapter 265: Noble Consort Su
Chapter 266: A Familiar Stranger
Chapter 267: Confirmation, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 268: The Unlucky Eunuch
Chapter 269: Long Heng’S Rebellion
Chapter 270: The Disappearing Miracle Doctors
Chapter 271: Bringer Of Chaos, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 272: You All Don’T Understand The Poison That Women Can Be
Chapter 273: A Secret Gleaned Through Eavesdropping
Chapter 274: Havoc In The Streets Of The Capital
Chapter 275: Noble Consort Su Falls Out Of Favor
Chapter 276: Noble Consort Su Goes Insane
Chapter 277: Hiring A Murderer
Chapter 278: Having A Soccer Team Won’T Be A Distant Dream
Chapter 279: The Hunt And A Visit
Chapter 280: The Funeral
Chapter 281: Who Are You, Really?
Chapter 282: The Corpse That Disappeared
Chapter 283: Illicit Relations
Chapter 284: The Emperor Leading Troops Into Battle
Chapter 285: Huge Turnaround In The Battlefield
Chapter 286: A Nation Must Not Have A Day Without A Ruler
Chapter 287: A Household Must Always Have A Master
Chapter 288: Prince Rong Collapses From Exhaustion
Chapter 289: Abdication Of The Throne
Chapter 290: Entering The Heavenly Hall
Chapter 291: The Emperor And Empress’ Legacy
Chapter 292: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband
Chapter 293: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband (Ii)
Chapter 294: Yu Kuang’S Surprise Encounter
Chapter 295: Yu Kuang’S Cute Little Wife
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Fantasy, Historical, Josei, Romance, Slice of Life Status: Completed Tags Authors: ,

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Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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Chapter 219: Manufacturing Gun Powder

Chapter 219: Manufacturing Gun Powder

Long Heng wanted to get intimate with her after washing up. After all, they hadn’t done anything recently because they were too disgusted by Lin Qianzi. However, right now, Bai Xiangxiu was giving him the cold shoulder. She was trying her best to fall asleep while hugging her sachet. Long Heng didn’t try to interrupt her when he saw this. He laid down on the bed and went to sleep. The war effort was his priority now. By right, he shouldn’t have removed his armor, but he wanted some intimacy with her tonight as he would be sleeping in the army camp from tomorrow onwards. However, the other person wasn’t giving him face!

How could he possibly fall asleep when such thoughts coursed through his mind? He immediately flipped the still awake Bai Xiangxiu over and rained kisses down on her. Bai Xiangxiu was in a daze as she was eaten up. She had no idea what was up with this man. Unfortunately, the author had a rule that any amorous activity would instantly confine her to bed for three days. Long Heng’s vigor was so much so that Bai Xiangxiu quickly fainted dead away. After all, for all her strengths, she was still in a weak and feeble female supporting character’s body. Fortunately, she was finally able to speak to Huo’er after she fainted. Huo’er looked a little like a collection of green flames, just hovering in mid air.

Its voice seemed to have matured, now sounding a tad like a young man. “Mistress! Mistress! Huo’er misses you so much!” Huo’er exclaimed joyfully.

“I missed Huo’er too. I never imagined that I could contact you even with such distance between us.”

“That’s because mistress used her blood to form a connection. We would lose this connection if the spines in your hand rot or disappear.” Huo’er had also learned some human speech. It no longer used ‘part of its body’ to describe its spines.

The human and plant soon got down to business after some chit chat. Bai Xiangxiu hoped that Huo’er would be able to help her find the formula, but Huo’er actually brought her to some manufacturing plant in some unknown dynasty. Invisible to the workers, she carefully watched them toil away. She overheard conversations about materials, and took a long close look at the tools they used to create the finished product. She also saw the power of the completed product.

She didn’t think that Huo’er would have such an ability. She turned her head around and saw a cactus sitting on top of a table in the corner. Am I traveling through time and space to plagiarize? Bai Xiangxiu didn’t have much time to think about all that. She paid full attention to the workers as she was worried that she might forget. She memorized the entire manufacturing process after an entire night’s sleep; it was more distinct than any notes she might’ve made. She was elated. She wanted to conduct an experiment first thing after getting out of bed.

Which resulted in…

Bam! Bai Xiangxiu’s legs immediately gave way at the knees, causing her to fall in a heap. She was hammering the floor out of frustration while pulling at her clothes. How can I forget about the author’s “can’t get out of bed for three days” rule? This is agony! I can’t even feel my legs anymore! My joints are in so much pain!

“Oh dear! Madame, how did you fall down?” Maid Xiaomei immediately came to help her up. Her face was all red when she realized that the madame was naked.

Looking exhausted, Bai Xiangxiu lay back onto the bed and said, “Quickly hand me a brush and paper. I need to write down the formula.” I need to write it down before I forget.

The maid immediately ran off to grab the things she needed. Bai Xiangxiu wrote down the complete formula, and also the list of required ingredients. She handed them over to Xiaomei. “Have someone prepare these ingredients. But you must warn them not to mix these ingredients together.”

“Understood. But who should I ask to prepare these things?”

“Hand the ingredients over to the general. Tell him that I’m not feeling well and that he should have someone to prepare the ingredients first.”

“Understood.” The maid ran off to complete the errand. After a while, she came back to inform Bai Xiangxiu that the general was already preparing the ingredients. Xiaomei also whispered, “The general asks if you want to take a hot bath. He has already ordered Shu’er to prepare the bath for you. Does madame want to take a bath?”

“Yes…” Bai Xiangxiu blushed. There really was a possibility that she wouldn’t be able to get out of bed for three days if she skipped the bath. How was she supposed to deal with the incoming enemy if she was bedridden? She had to be a step faster than the enemy’s research. They would be in grave danger if the other transmigrator were to complete their research and produce an incredibly deadly weapon. She decided that this was no time to be lazy after she realized the magnitude of her responsibility. It was time for her to get to work. Bai Xiangxiu cursed Long Heng under her breath as she let the hot water soothe away the aches until she could finally get up to put on her clothes.

The food wasn’t very good as they were in a war zone. A bowl of porridge was the staple around here. Long Heng was a responsible man. His meals were exactly the same as his soldiers. Naturally, his concubine would have to eat the same meal as well! Long Heng was very impressed by this point. He would’ve sent her back if she had complained otherwise.

Firecrackers were exploding after they were done with their meal. Who would play with firecrackers at this time? Something bad must be happening. Bai Xiangxiu felt her heart sink and immediately ran out from her room. She saw multiple fire arrows soar through the air and explode when they landed in the city. Damn! It’s a sneak attack! However, what kind of stupid sneak attack is this supposed to be? These tiny sparks are nothing compared to the firepower of artillery I’ve so often seen in war films.

“It seems like they have yet to complete their weapon. That’s why they’re using arrows to shoot them into the city. The firepower is still quite weak and hasn’t changed much since the last time.” Bai Xiangxiu murmured while she walked towards the arrow barrage, hoping that she could get a clear picture.

“Madame! Madame! You shouldn’t walk up to the arrows like that! You could get injured!”

“You’re right.” Bai Xiangxiu went back to her room to grab an umbrella, “This should do it.”

“…” Xiaomei was speechless. How can an umbrella possibly shield you from the terrifying rain of fire!

From Bai Xiangxiu’s point of view, it was basically just firecrackers raining from the sky, only with rather different circumstances. People were only panicking because they’d never seen something like this. She however, was unafraid. She went out while holding an umbrella over her head and then witnessed an arrow explode in front of her.

The explosion was surprisingly powerful and blew a big hole in the horse trough it landed in. This weapon was capable of maiming someone, if not outright killing them. It seemed that the enemy had figured out how to increase the firepower. She decided to seek shelter and brought the maid with her to cower in a dark corner, “Don’t run out into the open. Stay here and stay vigilant.”

The soldiers emerged from cover after a while to put out the fires. The rain of arrows had stopped, likely because Long Heng had gone out to chase after the enemy soldiers. This sudden attack was definitely a tactic to intimidate them and stop Long Heng from continuing his pursuit. However, their scare tactics were not as effective as it seemed. It was at this moment when a staunch-looking shadow crept up behind her. She slowly lifted her head to see Long Heng in a full suit of armor. She reached her hand towards him and smiled. “Good afternoon. Didn’t you go out to chase after the enemy?”

“Why would I personally go to battle when there’s only a dozen of them? Why did you come out?”

Long Heng tried to suppress his concerns because his subordinates were just behind him. He didn’t want them to think that he was a henpecked husband. Deep in his heart, he was actually thinking, How did she get out from her room? Last I checked this morning, she was still as weak as a newborn kitten.

“I just wanted to see the strength of their explosives with my own eyes, so I can try to create a stronger explosive than theirs.”

“Oh?” Long Heng’s heart filled with warmth. She was doing it for me after all. Long Heng’s subordinates had the same thoughts as well. It wasn’t easy for a woman to do so many things. Most importantly, was she really capable of reproducing such a dangerous weapon? It was fortunate that Long Heng had decided to keep her around.

Unfortunately, while Bai Xiangxiu might sound mighty, her legs were much less so. Her legs went soft when she tried to get up and nearly caused her to fall.

“You shouldn’t have come out if you haven’t recovered from your illness.” Long Heng could feel his face burn as he spoke. The first thing he saw when he ducked his head was Bai Xiangxiu rolling her eyes at him.

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<<<<200210218219220221222230240>296
Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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