Doomed To Be Cannon Fodder by Whistling Night Rain

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 2: A Cactus? What’S That?
Chapter 3: An Old Warbird, Must Not Attract Trouble
Chapter 4: Staring Stunned At A Certain Supporting Male Character
Chapter 5: An Ugly Daughter-In-Law Can’T Avoid Meeting Her Mother-In-Law Forever
Chapter 6: Torture, Beaten To Death
Chapter 7: Hey! What Kind Of Evil Spirit Are You!
Chapter 8: A Crazy With Talent
Chapter 9: An Itching Heart, Either By Design Or By Accident
Chapter 10: Giving A Present Of A Root Sculpture
Chapter 11: Birthday Banquet, Stunning Those Present
Chapter 12: Vying With The Female Lead Means A Miserable Death?
Chapter 13: The Plot Runs Awry
Chapter 14: Does This Girl Have The Appetite Of A Cat?
Chapter 15: Rumors Are Not To Be Believed
Chapter 16: Killing Without Batting An Eye
Chapter 17: Taking By Force
Chapter 18: Got Nothing To Do So I Might As Well Try To Seduce The Supporting Male Lead
Chapter 19: That Appearance Is Extremely Seductive
Chapter 20: Her Calligraphy Needs More Practice
Chapter 21: To Be Loathed
Chapter 22, Sending A Gift, Secret Exchanges
Chapter 23: An Unexpected Financial Loss From Probing
Chapter 24: Being Punished And Exchanging Words
Chapter 25: Escape, Elopement
Chapter 26: Blood Froths And Boils
Chapter 27: The Heck Is Up With The Male Lead?
Chapter 28: Concealment, Raging Fury
Chapter 29: When A Beauty Trips, She Still Looks Good!
Chapter 30: Coincidence, Overbearing
Chapter 31: Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 32: Getting Princess-Carried!
Chapter 33: Embarrassment, Cooking
Chapter 34: Vegetarianism, Trifling Skill
Chapter 35: Jianghu Revenge Killing
Chapter 36: As Long As You’Re Alright
Chapter 37: Does One Get Used To Pain?
Chapter 38: Too Ugly, Too Many Thorns
Chapter 39: Paying A Call With A Motive
Chapter 40: Waiting For Compliments
Chapter 41: Teaching, Butler
Chapter 42: Teaching Her How To Write, Getting Closer
Chapter 43: His Impatience, His Recklessness
Chapter 44: The Supporting Male Lead Invades
Chapter 45: Expressing Her Feelings
Chapter 46: Lack Of Intent, Being Turned Down
Chapter 47: Who’S Never Suffered Heartbreak?!
Chapter 48: Endure, Frantically
Chapter 49: I’M Sorry, I Didn’T Know The Severity
Chapter 50: Over This Quickly?
Chapter 51: Restless, Nosebleed
Chapter 52: Eloped, Ruined Reputation
Chapter 53: Rumor Mongering, Mistress Looks For Trouble
Chapter 54: Knock Her Out And Carry Her Away
Chapter 55: Impressive Assets
Chapter 56: Grievances
Chapter 57: Teasing, A Practical Joke
Chapter 58: Scapegoat, Task
Chapter 59: Trouble, Hacking At Someone
Chapter 60: Decisive, Establish Prestige And Lecturing Others
Chapter 61: Punishment, Supporting Male Visits A Patient
Chapter 62: Clever, Jiaoyue Hides His Feelings
Chapter 63: The Lin Family’S Gifts Of Gratitude
Chapter 64: Borrowing Someone, Strategically Asking Old Madame For Help
Chapter 65: The Little White Bunny Will Be Eaten Sooner Or Later
Chapter 66: Demanding A Person, Strategically Asking Old Madame
Chapter 67: The Fatty Meat Flies Away Right Before Eating
Chapter 68: Dishes-Sour, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy
Chapter 69: Friendly, Getting Along Harmoniously
Chapter 70: A Little Drink Of Wine
Chapter 71: Prince Li, Is She Doing Well?!
Chapter 72: Meeting Again, Miss Lin Appears
Chapter 73: A Small, Delicate, And Pale Foot
Chapter 74: This Prince Hasn’T Married You Yet!
Chapter 75: Harrowing, The Female Lead Strikes Back
Chapter 76: Surprise, A Hundred Vegetarian Dishes
Chapter 77: Accidentally Latching Onto Someone’S Thigh
Chapter 78: Nervousness, Palpitations Difficult To Calm
Chapter 79: The Repercussions Of Splitting A Family
Chapter 80: Poisoned, Specialized Skills
Chapter 81: Poisonous Tulips
Chapter 82: Sharing The Same Room, Innate Sense Of Seduction
Chapter 83: Demanding Some Interest For Taking A Bit Of Advantage
Chapter 84: Cellar, An Immense Hole
Chapter 85: A Gentle Hug
Chapter 86: Male Lead, What’S The Matter With You?
Chapter 87: A Secret Agent, Gossipy Women
Chapter 88: The True Act Begins With Illness
Chapter 89: How To Punish Disobedience
Chapter 90: In Charge Of The Household, Big Family Big Business
Chapter 91: Doing A ‘Favor’
Chapter 92: Fire!
Chapter 93: Arson?
Chapter 94: Servant Loyal Unto Death
Chapter 95: Murder Requires Courage, Too
Chapter 96: Destroying The Reputation Of The Prince’S Manor
Chapter 97: Male Supporting Character, Please Help Me
Chapter 98: Need A Way Out
Chapter 99: Never Fool Around With A Friend’S Wife
Chapter 100: Becoming The Supporting Male Lead’S Soulmate?
Chapter 101: First Appearance Of Superpowers
Chapter 102: Appeasement, Stay Tonight
Chapter 103: Searching For The Assailant
Chapter 104: Volunteering To Be A Bedwarmer
Chapter 105: Ghastly Shrieks, Getting Rid Of Someone In Secret
Chapter 106: A Rotten Loveline Comes To Fruition
Chapter 107: A Heart Like A Capering Monkey And A Mind Like A Galloping Horse
Chapter 108: Overproduction Of Male Hormones
Chapter 109: The Devious Male Supporting Character
Chapter 110: Dirty? Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 111: Nothing Good Ever Came From Offending The Female Lead
Chapter 112: Awkwardness, Becoming More Daring
Chapter 113: Duan Yunying
Chapter 114: Having An Affair
Chapter 115: Jealousy, Bait
Chapter 116: What Happens After Scratching The Female Lead?
Chapter 117: Comeback Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 118: Picturesque, Beautiful Scenery And Women
Chapter 119: Picnicking With Meat
Chapter 120: Jealous? Believe Him
Chapter 121: Being Threatened!
Chapter 122: A Fierce Woman
Chapter 123: A Cunning Woman
Chapter 124: The Supporting Male Character Falling Into The Trap!
Chapter 125: Strange Illness Arising From Poison
Chapter 126: Attack Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 127: Suffering On Behalf Of The Female Lead
Chapter 128: Captured And Escaping
Chapter 129: Exchanging Hostages
Chapter 130: Still Running Into The Little White Bunny
Chapter 131: Patience And Limit
Chapter 132: The Night Before The Exchange
Chapter 133: The Brainless Woman
Chapter 134: Why Is It You Again?
Chapter 135: Identified
Chapter 136: Clearing Her Name
Chapter 137: A Fake White Lotus
Chapter 138: This Awkward Poison (1)
Chapter 139: This Awkward Poison (2)
Chapter 140: Crying From Happiness
Chapter 141: Empty, Lonely, And Cold
Chapter 142: The Male Lead’S Jealousy
Chapter 143: Various Pains
Chapter 144: Tired Of Being Spoiled, Really Want To Act Cute
Chapter 145: Resting At The Relay Station
Chapter 146: Sun Hong’Er’S Corpse
Chapter 147: The Tree Desires Calm, Yet The Wind Will Not Stop
Chapter 148: Dream Vs. Reality
Chapter 149: Can You Hit Me So It Doesn’T Hurt?
Chapter 150: The Male Lead’S Charm
Chapter 151: Depressed. Dowager Empress Critically Ill
Chapter 152: The Old Madame Returns
Chapter 153: Telling Tales And Overstepping Authority
Chapter 154: A Suspicious Matter
Chapter 155: Much Too Soon To Tell
Chapter 156: Disappointment And Putting In More Effort
Chapter 157: Return Gifts
Chapter 158: The Female Lead Enters The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 159: Chaos In The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 160: A Hickey
Chapter 161: Trouble Wherever The Female Lead Goes
Chapter 162: That Gentle Man
Chapter 163: Thief In The Manor
Chapter 164: Marriage Proposal
Chapter 165: Surveillance, No Heart
Chapter 166: A Secret Crush, Brothers Argue
Chapter 167: Accidental Injury, The Meticulous Alliance Head
Chapter 168: Humoring A Child Earlier Than Expected
Chapter 169: What Kind Of Joke Is This Marriage Proposal?
Chapter 170: Traveling Together, A Perilous Journey
Chapter 171: Big Sis, Just Marry Me!
Chapter 172: Touchy Feely, Big Sis, You’Re So Soft
Chapter 173: Two Supporting Male Characters
Chapter 174: Heartless, Or Not?
Chapter 175: An Arousing Kiss, The Male Supporting Character’S Instigation
Chapter 176: Detained. The Beginnings Of A Torturous Love?
Chapter 177: Kidnapping Someone, Courting Death!
Chapter 178: The New Guard
Chapter 179: The Arrival Of The Younger Brother
Chapter 180: Entanglement From The Female Lead
Chapter 181: Possessive Streak
Chapter 182: The Lively Wedding
Chapter 183: A Responsible Man
Chapter 184: Parting Gift
Chapter 185: Pregnant Lady, Fragile Goods
Chapter 186: Duan Yunying Strikes
Chapter 187: The Female Lead’S Invitation
Chapter 188: Poisoned, Power In Bloodlines
Chapter 189: Panic. Prince Li Takes Revenge
Chapter 190: Psychic Dreams? Ah, It’S A Super Power
Chapter 191: Death Of The Prince, The Female Lead Returns
Chapter 192: The Lin Family Daughter Gets Married
Chapter 193: Birth Of The Young Prince
Chapter 194: War Is Imminent
Chapter 195: The Path Of The Female Lead Is Not An Easy Road
Chapter 196: Linked Horses Formation
Chapter 197: Bandits, Leave The Women
Chapter 198: Beating Up The Bandits
Chapter 199: Former Acquaintance, A Favor To Ask
Chapter 200: Guerilla Warfare, Deep Behind Enemy Lines
Chapter 201: Assassinating The Strategist
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 203: The Omnipresent Female Lead
Chapter 204: A Pitiful Child
Chapter 205: A Dandy, Extremely Good-For-Nothing
Chapter 206: My Present To You Before I Die
Chapter 207: Husband And Wife Finally Meet
Chapter 208: Training Soldiers, Husband And Wife Are One
Chapter 209: Older Sister! Let’S Sleep Together!
Chapter 210: The Strategist Who Smashes Wine Cups
Chapter 211: The Great Battle, Defeating The Chained Horses Formation
Chapter 212: The Female Lead Bites The Hand That Feeds Her
Chapter 213: Terrible Luck, Locked In The Dungeons
Chapter 214: Punishment From Staves, Husband And Wife Suffering Together
Chapter 215: Sharing The Punishment
Chapter 216: Setting The Bed On Fire
Chapter 217: Miss Lin’S Husband
Chapter 118: Divorce Papers
Chapter 219: Manufacturing Gun Powder
Chapter 220: Gunpowder Bombs
Chapter 221: Black Devil’S Snare
Chapter 222: Defected To The Enemy, Chen Tao’S Family
Chapter 223: Duel Between Two Transmigrators
Chapter 224: Sinister, Schemes Within Schemes
Chapter 225: Chen Tao’S Death
Chapter 226: Princess Syndrome Is Also An Illness
Chapter 227: Lieutenant, The Enemy’S Female General
Chapter 228: Surprise! An Arrogant Female Transmigrator
Chapter 229: White Lotus Vs Princess Syndrome
Chapter 230: Yu Kuang Slowly Warming Up
Chapter 231: An Unexpected Enormous Bungle
Chapter 232: Disfigurement, Gone Missing
Chapter 233: Fifteen Gold Tokens In Exchange For A Life
Chapter 234: Entering The Capital In Disguise
Chapter 235: Changes In The Female Lead
Chapter 236: The Complicated Imperial Harem
Chapter 237: Famous Doctors From All Places Enter The Palace
Chapter 238: The Black Devil’S Snare Appears Again
Chapter 239: Saving Someone And A Misstep
Chapter 240: Return Home With Head Held High
Chapter 241 Guilty, Returning To The Capital Without Approval
Chapter 242: Marriage Matters, A Hundred Beatings With Military Rods
Chapter 243: Level Up – Princess Consort Li
Chapter 244: Being Carried Through The Day
Chapter 245: The Playful Newly Appointed Princess Consort
Chapter 246: The Lady Fights The Evil Concubine
Chapter 247: A Trap, Any Which Way Is Fine
Chapter 248: Beaten Up Good, Putting On A Front
Chapter 249: Too Many Plot Holes In The Story
Chapter 250: Let Us Reminisce About The Past
Chapter 251: Oh Dear Ol’ Female Lead
Chapter 252: The Problem Of Dealing With The Female Lead
Chapter 253: Nobody Is A Better Schemer Than The Old Madame
Chapter 254: You Won’T Die If You Don’T Go Looking For It
Chapter 255: The Lin Family Redeeming A Slave
Chapter 256: Bidding War Of The Brothels
Chapter 257: Compensated, Ji Zhangshu Leaves The Capital
Chapter 258: Target? Sir Song Jiaoyue
Chapter 259: The Mysterious Sister
Chapter 260: Appointing Another Concubine
Chapter 261: The Cousin’S Retaliation
Chapter 262: Black Devil’S Snare Protecting Its Mistress
Chapter 263: Your Majesty, Are You Out Of Your Mind?
Chapter 264: The Mastermind Behind All This
Chapter 265: Noble Consort Su
Chapter 266: A Familiar Stranger
Chapter 267: Confirmation, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 268: The Unlucky Eunuch
Chapter 269: Long Heng’S Rebellion
Chapter 270: The Disappearing Miracle Doctors
Chapter 271: Bringer Of Chaos, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 272: You All Don’T Understand The Poison That Women Can Be
Chapter 273: A Secret Gleaned Through Eavesdropping
Chapter 274: Havoc In The Streets Of The Capital
Chapter 275: Noble Consort Su Falls Out Of Favor
Chapter 276: Noble Consort Su Goes Insane
Chapter 277: Hiring A Murderer
Chapter 278: Having A Soccer Team Won’T Be A Distant Dream
Chapter 279: The Hunt And A Visit
Chapter 280: The Funeral
Chapter 281: Who Are You, Really?
Chapter 282: The Corpse That Disappeared
Chapter 283: Illicit Relations
Chapter 284: The Emperor Leading Troops Into Battle
Chapter 285: Huge Turnaround In The Battlefield
Chapter 286: A Nation Must Not Have A Day Without A Ruler
Chapter 287: A Household Must Always Have A Master
Chapter 288: Prince Rong Collapses From Exhaustion
Chapter 289: Abdication Of The Throne
Chapter 290: Entering The Heavenly Hall
Chapter 291: The Emperor And Empress’ Legacy
Chapter 292: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband
Chapter 293: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband (Ii)
Chapter 294: Yu Kuang’S Surprise Encounter
Chapter 295: Yu Kuang’S Cute Little Wife
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Fantasy, Historical, Josei, Romance, Slice of Life Status: Completed Tags Authors: ,

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Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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Chapter 277: Hiring A Murderer

Chapter 277: Hiring a Murderer

It would appear today that Long Heng would have the opportunity to observe how Bai Xiangxiu communicated with her cactus. But after watching for a while, he only saw the scene of someone speaking to themselves. The plant seemed to be entirely silent. In addition, he thought the black devil’s snare looked very strange. It was as if he could see blood vessels within its inky depths. Its flowers also bloomed only for a short period of time, then withered very quickly. As the saying went, “Flowers do not blossom and remain red for more than a hundred days.”

But, this black devil’s snare originated from Shu County and had come all the way to the capital. Despite going through so much, the flower still maintained its original form. Actually, no, the petals have definitely grown in size. Underneath the moonlight, it resembled a voraciously carnivorous plant. In some ways, Bai Xiangxiu was quite extraordinary for raising something so odd.

While Long Heng was deep in thought, he suddenly heard Bai Xiangxiu cry out. He rushed to her side. “Oh no! Those two bastards want to bribe someone to murder you. What are we going to do?”

“Take note of your image. How can you use profanity?”

“Oh. I forget about that every time I become emotional. But this isn’t the time to talk about that! The emperor and Su Yun wants you dead. What are we going to do?” Since Bai Xiangxiu was very hysterical, her face was turning red and puffy. Light glinted off her eyes and she looked extremely adorable.

“This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for.” Long Heng cupped his hands around her little face as he smiled.

“Hey! This isn’t the time to do that sort of stuff!” Bai Xiangxiu was flustered by Long Heng’s ambiguous actions. In her agitation, she had failed to notice how close their faces were to each other, not to mention that Long Heng was exposing a lot of skin at the moment. He only had a pair of loose red trousers tied around his waist and a robe barely draped over his upper body. It would hardly take a tug to take everything off. There was a dangerous sort of sexiness to the man when he looked like that. It would be a bit concerning, but this ensemble completely revealed his well toned muscles. Although he was sitting very indolently, others would still feel an enormous amount of pressure merely from the sight of him.

Bai Xiangxiu had been fine before she’d taken a good look at this picture, and once she had, she found her husband immensely attractive. Bai Xiangxiu couldn’t help but become lost in her thoughts. However, Long Heng snapped her out of it when he began to pinch her flushed cheeks. “And what are you thinking about? I’m saying that I can’t wait for them to come kill me!”

“Huh? You…”

“I have already arranged everything. No need to worry, my dear. I only need you to focus on resting. But I’ll be tiring you out a little in the next few days because I want you to spend more time with me. I’m worried that you’ll be lonely when I’m not around for a few days.”

“No. Definitely not.”

“No, eh? Then, this prince will let you experience what it feels like to be lonely.”

“How can you be getting naughtier?”

“This prince should be asking you that question. The princess consort has been getting naughtier lately. You’re deliberately bending your waist for me to admire. If this isn’t seduction, then what is?”

“I’m not trying to seduce you, okay? I am having a serious talk right now. Serious talk!”

“This prince is also serious. How wonderful it is to admire your various expressions on a daily basis.”

“I can’t beat you. Ahhh… be gentle. Gentle! You’re practically ripping it!”

“I won’t. This prince already knows where your bottom line lies.” And so, the initially serious night became very light indeed. The inappropriateness lasted through most of the night. Long Heng’s stamina and skills had steadily improved since that first night. As a result, Bai Xiangxiu had no choice but to remain bedridden for three days. But she kept herself busy. She had the cactus moved to her bedside as she wanted instant notifications if anything were to happen.

On her second bedridden day, Bai Xiangxiu overheard Su Yun and found out that they were ready to take action. It would appear that she didn’t trust those who were around her. She would only speak of the matter when the emperor was around. Currently, Long Heng was both her and the emperor’s target. They wanted him dead. But when it came to killing Bai Xiangxiu, the two had diverging opinions.

Since they had already found an incredible team of assassins to kill Long Heng, and had already negotiated the price, Su Yun saw it as a good opportunity to get rid of the princess consort as well, in order to prevent trouble from later on. However, the emperor disagreed. He said a woman was nothing to fear. He wanted to keep her alive to get the gunpowder formula.

Su Yun countered, “Why should we keep her? As long as you provide me with enough time and people, I can eventually figure the formula out on my own. Plus, the wound on my face will heal as long as we find a competent physician. By then, you will have both the beauty and the weapon. Why must you continue to long for that woman? What does she have that could make bewitch Your Majesty so?”

“W-what nonsense are you spewing? I have other uses for her.”

“Your Majesty, deep down we both know the truth. You’ve dreamt of Nèe Bai ever since failing to get her in bed. You even call out her name when asleep. You’re so infatuated to the point that you order your other concubines to purposely act weak and delicate to please you. Don’t think I’m unaware. But being intoxicated by women is the beginning of an emperor’s downfall…”

“Pa….”

“What is pa?” Bai Xiangxiu was confused when Huo’er said the word “pa”.

Huo’er thought about it, “That’s the sound that happens when a human touches another human. Two nights ago, this sound kept coming from your room….”

“Ah… no need to explain. I understand now.” Bai Xiangxiu immediately came to the conclusion that the emperor had slapped Su Yun across the face. It would appear that their relationship was quite fragile. Since he’d slapped her, they’d probably left on bad terms. After the emperor left, Su Yun seemed to have gone nuts. She started muttering to herself all alone in her room. “Fine. Fine! If you’re going to be heartless, don’t blame me for being unjust. If you take in Bai Xiangxiu, she’ll definitely not let me live. So why don’t I simply drag you off your throne?”

Noble Consort Su really seemed to have gone completely insane. But this might not be bad for them. Their relationship could be a mess for all Bai Xiangxiu cared. She was fine as long as she could warn Long Heng to be wary of being ambushed. But Long Heng had a tendency to wander off on his own. It was quite difficult to get in touch with him. Fortunately, he always returned at night, which was when Bai Xiangxiu updated him with what she’d overheard. Long Heng remained calm through her explanation. He didn’t seem the least bit affected by the news. All he was interested in doing was torturing Bai Xiangxiu to the point where she couldn’t get up for six days. He kept going until Bai Xiangxiu felt the urge to strangle him in bed. Sadly, while she tried it, Long Heng’s neck was too hard. It was an entirely useless move.

To be honest, Bai Xiangxiu wasn’t too concerned about the situation either. She felt that Long Heng wasn’t the type to play around with his life. He had most likely taken preventative measures.

So she never would’ve thought in a million years that Long Heng would return home in a litter so soon after his departure. His body was covered in blood as he was carried in. He looked like he was barely alive and was severely injured. Bai Xiangxiu felt her entire body turn ice cold. Seeing Long Heng like this, she couldn’t control her tears. Remaining calm and preserving her image all went out the window. She nearly collapsed.

Xiaoshi and Xiaohuan were by her side as they supported her into the room. Long Heng was lying in bed while the doctor bound and bandaged him. The amount of blood irritated her eyes. Bai Xiangxiu felt like the chances of someone surviving after losing so much blood were slim to none. But at the same time, she was hoping for a miracle. However, when the physician turned around, he solemnly stated, “The prince has lost too much blood. I’m afraid that….”

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<<<<258268276277278279280288>296
Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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