Doomed To Be Cannon Fodder by Whistling Night Rain

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 2: A Cactus? What’S That?
Chapter 3: An Old Warbird, Must Not Attract Trouble
Chapter 4: Staring Stunned At A Certain Supporting Male Character
Chapter 5: An Ugly Daughter-In-Law Can’T Avoid Meeting Her Mother-In-Law Forever
Chapter 6: Torture, Beaten To Death
Chapter 7: Hey! What Kind Of Evil Spirit Are You!
Chapter 8: A Crazy With Talent
Chapter 9: An Itching Heart, Either By Design Or By Accident
Chapter 10: Giving A Present Of A Root Sculpture
Chapter 11: Birthday Banquet, Stunning Those Present
Chapter 12: Vying With The Female Lead Means A Miserable Death?
Chapter 13: The Plot Runs Awry
Chapter 14: Does This Girl Have The Appetite Of A Cat?
Chapter 15: Rumors Are Not To Be Believed
Chapter 16: Killing Without Batting An Eye
Chapter 17: Taking By Force
Chapter 18: Got Nothing To Do So I Might As Well Try To Seduce The Supporting Male Lead
Chapter 19: That Appearance Is Extremely Seductive
Chapter 20: Her Calligraphy Needs More Practice
Chapter 21: To Be Loathed
Chapter 22, Sending A Gift, Secret Exchanges
Chapter 23: An Unexpected Financial Loss From Probing
Chapter 24: Being Punished And Exchanging Words
Chapter 25: Escape, Elopement
Chapter 26: Blood Froths And Boils
Chapter 27: The Heck Is Up With The Male Lead?
Chapter 28: Concealment, Raging Fury
Chapter 29: When A Beauty Trips, She Still Looks Good!
Chapter 30: Coincidence, Overbearing
Chapter 31: Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 32: Getting Princess-Carried!
Chapter 33: Embarrassment, Cooking
Chapter 34: Vegetarianism, Trifling Skill
Chapter 35: Jianghu Revenge Killing
Chapter 36: As Long As You’Re Alright
Chapter 37: Does One Get Used To Pain?
Chapter 38: Too Ugly, Too Many Thorns
Chapter 39: Paying A Call With A Motive
Chapter 40: Waiting For Compliments
Chapter 41: Teaching, Butler
Chapter 42: Teaching Her How To Write, Getting Closer
Chapter 43: His Impatience, His Recklessness
Chapter 44: The Supporting Male Lead Invades
Chapter 45: Expressing Her Feelings
Chapter 46: Lack Of Intent, Being Turned Down
Chapter 47: Who’S Never Suffered Heartbreak?!
Chapter 48: Endure, Frantically
Chapter 49: I’M Sorry, I Didn’T Know The Severity
Chapter 50: Over This Quickly?
Chapter 51: Restless, Nosebleed
Chapter 52: Eloped, Ruined Reputation
Chapter 53: Rumor Mongering, Mistress Looks For Trouble
Chapter 54: Knock Her Out And Carry Her Away
Chapter 55: Impressive Assets
Chapter 56: Grievances
Chapter 57: Teasing, A Practical Joke
Chapter 58: Scapegoat, Task
Chapter 59: Trouble, Hacking At Someone
Chapter 60: Decisive, Establish Prestige And Lecturing Others
Chapter 61: Punishment, Supporting Male Visits A Patient
Chapter 62: Clever, Jiaoyue Hides His Feelings
Chapter 63: The Lin Family’S Gifts Of Gratitude
Chapter 64: Borrowing Someone, Strategically Asking Old Madame For Help
Chapter 65: The Little White Bunny Will Be Eaten Sooner Or Later
Chapter 66: Demanding A Person, Strategically Asking Old Madame
Chapter 67: The Fatty Meat Flies Away Right Before Eating
Chapter 68: Dishes-Sour, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy
Chapter 69: Friendly, Getting Along Harmoniously
Chapter 70: A Little Drink Of Wine
Chapter 71: Prince Li, Is She Doing Well?!
Chapter 72: Meeting Again, Miss Lin Appears
Chapter 73: A Small, Delicate, And Pale Foot
Chapter 74: This Prince Hasn’T Married You Yet!
Chapter 75: Harrowing, The Female Lead Strikes Back
Chapter 76: Surprise, A Hundred Vegetarian Dishes
Chapter 77: Accidentally Latching Onto Someone’S Thigh
Chapter 78: Nervousness, Palpitations Difficult To Calm
Chapter 79: The Repercussions Of Splitting A Family
Chapter 80: Poisoned, Specialized Skills
Chapter 81: Poisonous Tulips
Chapter 82: Sharing The Same Room, Innate Sense Of Seduction
Chapter 83: Demanding Some Interest For Taking A Bit Of Advantage
Chapter 84: Cellar, An Immense Hole
Chapter 85: A Gentle Hug
Chapter 86: Male Lead, What’S The Matter With You?
Chapter 87: A Secret Agent, Gossipy Women
Chapter 88: The True Act Begins With Illness
Chapter 89: How To Punish Disobedience
Chapter 90: In Charge Of The Household, Big Family Big Business
Chapter 91: Doing A ‘Favor’
Chapter 92: Fire!
Chapter 93: Arson?
Chapter 94: Servant Loyal Unto Death
Chapter 95: Murder Requires Courage, Too
Chapter 96: Destroying The Reputation Of The Prince’S Manor
Chapter 97: Male Supporting Character, Please Help Me
Chapter 98: Need A Way Out
Chapter 99: Never Fool Around With A Friend’S Wife
Chapter 100: Becoming The Supporting Male Lead’S Soulmate?
Chapter 101: First Appearance Of Superpowers
Chapter 102: Appeasement, Stay Tonight
Chapter 103: Searching For The Assailant
Chapter 104: Volunteering To Be A Bedwarmer
Chapter 105: Ghastly Shrieks, Getting Rid Of Someone In Secret
Chapter 106: A Rotten Loveline Comes To Fruition
Chapter 107: A Heart Like A Capering Monkey And A Mind Like A Galloping Horse
Chapter 108: Overproduction Of Male Hormones
Chapter 109: The Devious Male Supporting Character
Chapter 110: Dirty? Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 111: Nothing Good Ever Came From Offending The Female Lead
Chapter 112: Awkwardness, Becoming More Daring
Chapter 113: Duan Yunying
Chapter 114: Having An Affair
Chapter 115: Jealousy, Bait
Chapter 116: What Happens After Scratching The Female Lead?
Chapter 117: Comeback Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 118: Picturesque, Beautiful Scenery And Women
Chapter 119: Picnicking With Meat
Chapter 120: Jealous? Believe Him
Chapter 121: Being Threatened!
Chapter 122: A Fierce Woman
Chapter 123: A Cunning Woman
Chapter 124: The Supporting Male Character Falling Into The Trap!
Chapter 125: Strange Illness Arising From Poison
Chapter 126: Attack Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 127: Suffering On Behalf Of The Female Lead
Chapter 128: Captured And Escaping
Chapter 129: Exchanging Hostages
Chapter 130: Still Running Into The Little White Bunny
Chapter 131: Patience And Limit
Chapter 132: The Night Before The Exchange
Chapter 133: The Brainless Woman
Chapter 134: Why Is It You Again?
Chapter 135: Identified
Chapter 136: Clearing Her Name
Chapter 137: A Fake White Lotus
Chapter 138: This Awkward Poison (1)
Chapter 139: This Awkward Poison (2)
Chapter 140: Crying From Happiness
Chapter 141: Empty, Lonely, And Cold
Chapter 142: The Male Lead’S Jealousy
Chapter 143: Various Pains
Chapter 144: Tired Of Being Spoiled, Really Want To Act Cute
Chapter 145: Resting At The Relay Station
Chapter 146: Sun Hong’Er’S Corpse
Chapter 147: The Tree Desires Calm, Yet The Wind Will Not Stop
Chapter 148: Dream Vs. Reality
Chapter 149: Can You Hit Me So It Doesn’T Hurt?
Chapter 150: The Male Lead’S Charm
Chapter 151: Depressed. Dowager Empress Critically Ill
Chapter 152: The Old Madame Returns
Chapter 153: Telling Tales And Overstepping Authority
Chapter 154: A Suspicious Matter
Chapter 155: Much Too Soon To Tell
Chapter 156: Disappointment And Putting In More Effort
Chapter 157: Return Gifts
Chapter 158: The Female Lead Enters The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 159: Chaos In The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 160: A Hickey
Chapter 161: Trouble Wherever The Female Lead Goes
Chapter 162: That Gentle Man
Chapter 163: Thief In The Manor
Chapter 164: Marriage Proposal
Chapter 165: Surveillance, No Heart
Chapter 166: A Secret Crush, Brothers Argue
Chapter 167: Accidental Injury, The Meticulous Alliance Head
Chapter 168: Humoring A Child Earlier Than Expected
Chapter 169: What Kind Of Joke Is This Marriage Proposal?
Chapter 170: Traveling Together, A Perilous Journey
Chapter 171: Big Sis, Just Marry Me!
Chapter 172: Touchy Feely, Big Sis, You’Re So Soft
Chapter 173: Two Supporting Male Characters
Chapter 174: Heartless, Or Not?
Chapter 175: An Arousing Kiss, The Male Supporting Character’S Instigation
Chapter 176: Detained. The Beginnings Of A Torturous Love?
Chapter 177: Kidnapping Someone, Courting Death!
Chapter 178: The New Guard
Chapter 179: The Arrival Of The Younger Brother
Chapter 180: Entanglement From The Female Lead
Chapter 181: Possessive Streak
Chapter 182: The Lively Wedding
Chapter 183: A Responsible Man
Chapter 184: Parting Gift
Chapter 185: Pregnant Lady, Fragile Goods
Chapter 186: Duan Yunying Strikes
Chapter 187: The Female Lead’S Invitation
Chapter 188: Poisoned, Power In Bloodlines
Chapter 189: Panic. Prince Li Takes Revenge
Chapter 190: Psychic Dreams? Ah, It’S A Super Power
Chapter 191: Death Of The Prince, The Female Lead Returns
Chapter 192: The Lin Family Daughter Gets Married
Chapter 193: Birth Of The Young Prince
Chapter 194: War Is Imminent
Chapter 195: The Path Of The Female Lead Is Not An Easy Road
Chapter 196: Linked Horses Formation
Chapter 197: Bandits, Leave The Women
Chapter 198: Beating Up The Bandits
Chapter 199: Former Acquaintance, A Favor To Ask
Chapter 200: Guerilla Warfare, Deep Behind Enemy Lines
Chapter 201: Assassinating The Strategist
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 203: The Omnipresent Female Lead
Chapter 204: A Pitiful Child
Chapter 205: A Dandy, Extremely Good-For-Nothing
Chapter 206: My Present To You Before I Die
Chapter 207: Husband And Wife Finally Meet
Chapter 208: Training Soldiers, Husband And Wife Are One
Chapter 209: Older Sister! Let’S Sleep Together!
Chapter 210: The Strategist Who Smashes Wine Cups
Chapter 211: The Great Battle, Defeating The Chained Horses Formation
Chapter 212: The Female Lead Bites The Hand That Feeds Her
Chapter 213: Terrible Luck, Locked In The Dungeons
Chapter 214: Punishment From Staves, Husband And Wife Suffering Together
Chapter 215: Sharing The Punishment
Chapter 216: Setting The Bed On Fire
Chapter 217: Miss Lin’S Husband
Chapter 118: Divorce Papers
Chapter 219: Manufacturing Gun Powder
Chapter 220: Gunpowder Bombs
Chapter 221: Black Devil’S Snare
Chapter 222: Defected To The Enemy, Chen Tao’S Family
Chapter 223: Duel Between Two Transmigrators
Chapter 224: Sinister, Schemes Within Schemes
Chapter 225: Chen Tao’S Death
Chapter 226: Princess Syndrome Is Also An Illness
Chapter 227: Lieutenant, The Enemy’S Female General
Chapter 228: Surprise! An Arrogant Female Transmigrator
Chapter 229: White Lotus Vs Princess Syndrome
Chapter 230: Yu Kuang Slowly Warming Up
Chapter 231: An Unexpected Enormous Bungle
Chapter 232: Disfigurement, Gone Missing
Chapter 233: Fifteen Gold Tokens In Exchange For A Life
Chapter 234: Entering The Capital In Disguise
Chapter 235: Changes In The Female Lead
Chapter 236: The Complicated Imperial Harem
Chapter 237: Famous Doctors From All Places Enter The Palace
Chapter 238: The Black Devil’S Snare Appears Again
Chapter 239: Saving Someone And A Misstep
Chapter 240: Return Home With Head Held High
Chapter 241 Guilty, Returning To The Capital Without Approval
Chapter 242: Marriage Matters, A Hundred Beatings With Military Rods
Chapter 243: Level Up – Princess Consort Li
Chapter 244: Being Carried Through The Day
Chapter 245: The Playful Newly Appointed Princess Consort
Chapter 246: The Lady Fights The Evil Concubine
Chapter 247: A Trap, Any Which Way Is Fine
Chapter 248: Beaten Up Good, Putting On A Front
Chapter 249: Too Many Plot Holes In The Story
Chapter 250: Let Us Reminisce About The Past
Chapter 251: Oh Dear Ol’ Female Lead
Chapter 252: The Problem Of Dealing With The Female Lead
Chapter 253: Nobody Is A Better Schemer Than The Old Madame
Chapter 254: You Won’T Die If You Don’T Go Looking For It
Chapter 255: The Lin Family Redeeming A Slave
Chapter 256: Bidding War Of The Brothels
Chapter 257: Compensated, Ji Zhangshu Leaves The Capital
Chapter 258: Target? Sir Song Jiaoyue
Chapter 259: The Mysterious Sister
Chapter 260: Appointing Another Concubine
Chapter 261: The Cousin’S Retaliation
Chapter 262: Black Devil’S Snare Protecting Its Mistress
Chapter 263: Your Majesty, Are You Out Of Your Mind?
Chapter 264: The Mastermind Behind All This
Chapter 265: Noble Consort Su
Chapter 266: A Familiar Stranger
Chapter 267: Confirmation, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 268: The Unlucky Eunuch
Chapter 269: Long Heng’S Rebellion
Chapter 270: The Disappearing Miracle Doctors
Chapter 271: Bringer Of Chaos, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 272: You All Don’T Understand The Poison That Women Can Be
Chapter 273: A Secret Gleaned Through Eavesdropping
Chapter 274: Havoc In The Streets Of The Capital
Chapter 275: Noble Consort Su Falls Out Of Favor
Chapter 276: Noble Consort Su Goes Insane
Chapter 277: Hiring A Murderer
Chapter 278: Having A Soccer Team Won’T Be A Distant Dream
Chapter 279: The Hunt And A Visit
Chapter 280: The Funeral
Chapter 281: Who Are You, Really?
Chapter 282: The Corpse That Disappeared
Chapter 283: Illicit Relations
Chapter 284: The Emperor Leading Troops Into Battle
Chapter 285: Huge Turnaround In The Battlefield
Chapter 286: A Nation Must Not Have A Day Without A Ruler
Chapter 287: A Household Must Always Have A Master
Chapter 288: Prince Rong Collapses From Exhaustion
Chapter 289: Abdication Of The Throne
Chapter 290: Entering The Heavenly Hall
Chapter 291: The Emperor And Empress’ Legacy
Chapter 292: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband
Chapter 293: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband (Ii)
Chapter 294: Yu Kuang’S Surprise Encounter
Chapter 295: Yu Kuang’S Cute Little Wife
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Fantasy, Historical, Josei, Romance, Slice of Life Status: Completed Tags Authors: ,

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Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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Chapter 43: His Impatience, His Recklessness

Chapter 43: His Impatience, His Recklessness

Who’s willing to sit on the floor? Bai Xiangxiu hesitated for a moment before finally placing her hand in the male lead’s palm. His body was hot to the touch. Didn’t most novels describe men’s hands as slightly cool? Why was his hand this warm?

She immediately flicked her hand away as if it’d been burned the moment it touched his palm. However, seeing that his hand hadn’t moved at all, it seemed like there was no danger. She slowly placed her hand in his palm.

She looked just like a little cat that was testing its food. Long Heng’s heart almost stopped beating, and he almost gave in to the urge to pull her into his embrace and stroke her lightly. However, just like a little animal that had just relaxed its guard, if he made a move now, it would only scare her away. Thus, Long Heng restrained himself. After pulling her upright, he didn’t make any more moves and said, “Let’s continue!”

“Okay!” Practicing her calligraphy was really painful, especially with the male lead sitting right next to her. That scent so unique to a man filled the air, so she couldn’t calm down even though she wanted to!

However, the other was serenely teaching her how to write, stroke by stroke. Sometimes, he would even hold her hand to teach her the proper way to write. In her heart, she was complaining without pause: Male lead, what’s up with you? What are you doing here when you should be looking for the female lead! How could she know that Long Heng was feeling equally bad about their current situation?

He had never been this close to a woman since he was a young boy. Most importantly, he had to be extremely careful, like she was something extremely fragile. However, he was a man with a great temper. He was impatient and impulsive. However, just like facing a little animal that could startle in fright at any time, he could only stifle his impulses. Even as he sat there for this short period, he had already downed three cups of tea.

Each of them had their own thoughts, so there wasn’t much progress in this round of calligraphy practice. After a decent amount of time had passed by, the cactus Huo’er spoke up, “La lala lala ~, Mistress, those two bad women are back. The woman with a piece of me inside her said that she’s going to give it to you good this time. She said she’s not going to let you use the prince’s favor to do as you like. She says you’re shameless for trying to help Old Madame with the management of the household. How shameless of you! You’re still just a concubine even if they paste gold paper to you. The other bad woman told her to calm down and gain the prince’s heart first before moving.”

Eh…

They were going to start some marital politics and schemes?

But, the prince was here right now. They were even ambiguously writing words with their hands clasped together. If the women barged into this situation, it would be terribly awkward. But soon after that first thought, just as she was about to wrestle herself out of his hold, a second thought lit up her mind.

She was also the prince’s concubine. Being physically intimate with him was something that was completely reasonable, so what if other people saw this? Furthermore, they wouldn’t barge in all of a sudden, surely a servant would announce their arrivals. Furthermore, no matter what motives they had in mind today, they would have to scram with their tails between their legs once they saw the prince here. She didn’t need to be afraid of anything.

Her thoughts gradually steadying itself, she calmed down and let the male lead grasp her hand as they wrote calligraphy.

However, what she didn’t realize was that there were very few servants in Winter Garden to begin with. After the old servants had taught her what needed to be taught, they had gone back to their original posts. Who would stay here and be an eyesore in the prince’s eyes? As for Xiao Shi, the tea in the room had been gulped down, so she had gone to boil water and brew more tea. She hadn’t even come back yet.

Thus, under this curious set of circumstances, the two mistresses from the Spring and Summer Gardens managed to barge into her rooms with utter impunity.

The first concubine was even smiling as she walked in, “Aiyo, our little sister’s courtyard is rather quiet, there isn’t even a servant to announce… announce… “ Her next words were swallowed as she bent down in greeting, her teeth grinding tightly, “This concubine greets His Highness.”

It was broad daylight, yet they were sticking so closely to each other. She was indeed a fox demoness who specialized in seducing people, The second concubine also saw the situation and hurriedly bent down in a greeting.

Within an instant, the two pairs of masters and servants were all kneeling. They were concubines, so even at home, they had to make a formal greeting to the master. That’s right, though the prince was their husband, he was also their master. Long Heng was equally speechless. His good mood had been ruined like a snap of a finger, just like that.

His personality had always been rather explosive, and he had never held much tenderness towards woman. The temper he had been repressing burst out at this moment, and he tossed the brush down with a smack.

However, since he was a man, he didn’t put them in their position. He simply said coldly, “Don’t walk around randomly if you don’t have any business. All of you, go back!”

The senior concubine was smart and hurriedly agreed. However, the second concubine was the prettiest one of the four, second to only Bai Xiangxiu. How would she give up on this supposedly golden chance?

They already had limited chances to personally encounter the prince in the rear court. Since he had returned to the estate, they had merely met two or three times.

She put on an extremely pitiful appearance and said, “Your Highness, it’s not that we were barging in randomly. If Little Sister’s courtyard had enough servants, we wouldn’t have just barged in like this. In broad daylight, this concubine didn’t expect Your Highness would be in Little Sister’s room, so we happened to impinge upon you.”

The senior concubine inwardly cursed her as an idiot as soon as her words left her mouth. It’s fine if you scolded only Miss Bai, but the Prince is right here too! Aren’t you secretly saying that he’s acting too depraved in broad daylight?

As expected, Long Heng’s expression went from bad to thunderous. He’d set aside considerations of his face in flirting with Bai Xiangxiu shamelessly, but the second concubine had practically slapped him across the face by speaking of it in this manner. She really was completely tearing down his dignity as a man.

He was the male lead of the novel and a cold-blooded general at that, or he wouldn’t have been conferred the title of Prince Li. He had been carefully stifling his temper to avoid startling the little coward, Bai Xiangxiu, but now all his shame and frustration came bursting out like a newly released dam.

“Is that so? Since you know that you’ve impinged on this prince, what are you still kneeling there for? Servants! Bring the second concubine and the senior concubine to be punished according to the household rules!” The person he called was the secret bodyguard he kept by his side. Normally, they would just remain hidden, but the prince’s orders were absolute to them.

Hearing Long Heng’s order, they went to call the old servants and servant girls. The first concubine knelt and pled for mercy with an ashen face, “Prince, please have mercy on this concubine. This concubine will return and won’t ever come to Little Sister’s place again.”

“Shut up!” Long Heng shouted angrily. His killer aura had completely suppressed everyone present. Unfortunately, Xiao Shi chose that moment to walk in with tea and was hit by the blast of aura. She was so frightened, she accidentally knocked over the teapot.

Bai Xiangxiu trembled a little even as she wondered if Xiao Shi had burned her hand. Actually, she hadn’t been frightened by the prince, but was completely frightened by Xiao Shi’s next action, because that girl had just knelt on the spilled tea.

However, Long Heng didn’t think so. He knew what he was like when his temper flared up. Not a single person in the entire army could remain unafraid. Looking at the two women kneeling before him, they had already been scared stiff, hadn’t they?

This Miss Bai was already timid from the start; had she been scared witless by him just now? He secretly peeked at her face and saw its pale complexion. Her wide and spirited eyes held tears that didn’t dare trace their way down her cheek. Her gaze was unfocused, but aimed at the door, and her hands constantly wrung a handkerchief between them. It was obvious. She had clearly been scared by him.

“Take them away. Just take them away! Don’t let them speak any more nonsense.” He waved his hands and the old servants who had just entered quickly pulled the two concubines away. However, Long Heng said, “Take them to their own courtyards for punishment. Make sure they remember not to run about randomly if they don’t have any business.”

“Understood.” The old servants left after pulling away the two concubines. The entire room had been cleared in the blink of an eye.

Bai Xiangxiu glanced at Xiao Shi and spoke in a quiet voice, “Quickly get up and brew some tea for the prince to calm down.” When she stood up, she saw that Xiao Shi hadn’t shown any signs of pain in her expression. Upon realizing that Xiao Shi most likely hadn’t suffered an injury, Bai Xiangxiu relaxed.

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Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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