Doomed To Be Cannon Fodder by Whistling Night Rain

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 2: A Cactus? What’S That?
Chapter 3: An Old Warbird, Must Not Attract Trouble
Chapter 4: Staring Stunned At A Certain Supporting Male Character
Chapter 5: An Ugly Daughter-In-Law Can’T Avoid Meeting Her Mother-In-Law Forever
Chapter 6: Torture, Beaten To Death
Chapter 7: Hey! What Kind Of Evil Spirit Are You!
Chapter 8: A Crazy With Talent
Chapter 9: An Itching Heart, Either By Design Or By Accident
Chapter 10: Giving A Present Of A Root Sculpture
Chapter 11: Birthday Banquet, Stunning Those Present
Chapter 12: Vying With The Female Lead Means A Miserable Death?
Chapter 13: The Plot Runs Awry
Chapter 14: Does This Girl Have The Appetite Of A Cat?
Chapter 15: Rumors Are Not To Be Believed
Chapter 16: Killing Without Batting An Eye
Chapter 17: Taking By Force
Chapter 18: Got Nothing To Do So I Might As Well Try To Seduce The Supporting Male Lead
Chapter 19: That Appearance Is Extremely Seductive
Chapter 20: Her Calligraphy Needs More Practice
Chapter 21: To Be Loathed
Chapter 22, Sending A Gift, Secret Exchanges
Chapter 23: An Unexpected Financial Loss From Probing
Chapter 24: Being Punished And Exchanging Words
Chapter 25: Escape, Elopement
Chapter 26: Blood Froths And Boils
Chapter 27: The Heck Is Up With The Male Lead?
Chapter 28: Concealment, Raging Fury
Chapter 29: When A Beauty Trips, She Still Looks Good!
Chapter 30: Coincidence, Overbearing
Chapter 31: Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 32: Getting Princess-Carried!
Chapter 33: Embarrassment, Cooking
Chapter 34: Vegetarianism, Trifling Skill
Chapter 35: Jianghu Revenge Killing
Chapter 36: As Long As You’Re Alright
Chapter 37: Does One Get Used To Pain?
Chapter 38: Too Ugly, Too Many Thorns
Chapter 39: Paying A Call With A Motive
Chapter 40: Waiting For Compliments
Chapter 41: Teaching, Butler
Chapter 42: Teaching Her How To Write, Getting Closer
Chapter 43: His Impatience, His Recklessness
Chapter 44: The Supporting Male Lead Invades
Chapter 45: Expressing Her Feelings
Chapter 46: Lack Of Intent, Being Turned Down
Chapter 47: Who’S Never Suffered Heartbreak?!
Chapter 48: Endure, Frantically
Chapter 49: I’M Sorry, I Didn’T Know The Severity
Chapter 50: Over This Quickly?
Chapter 51: Restless, Nosebleed
Chapter 52: Eloped, Ruined Reputation
Chapter 53: Rumor Mongering, Mistress Looks For Trouble
Chapter 54: Knock Her Out And Carry Her Away
Chapter 55: Impressive Assets
Chapter 56: Grievances
Chapter 57: Teasing, A Practical Joke
Chapter 58: Scapegoat, Task
Chapter 59: Trouble, Hacking At Someone
Chapter 60: Decisive, Establish Prestige And Lecturing Others
Chapter 61: Punishment, Supporting Male Visits A Patient
Chapter 62: Clever, Jiaoyue Hides His Feelings
Chapter 63: The Lin Family’S Gifts Of Gratitude
Chapter 64: Borrowing Someone, Strategically Asking Old Madame For Help
Chapter 65: The Little White Bunny Will Be Eaten Sooner Or Later
Chapter 66: Demanding A Person, Strategically Asking Old Madame
Chapter 67: The Fatty Meat Flies Away Right Before Eating
Chapter 68: Dishes-Sour, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy
Chapter 69: Friendly, Getting Along Harmoniously
Chapter 70: A Little Drink Of Wine
Chapter 71: Prince Li, Is She Doing Well?!
Chapter 72: Meeting Again, Miss Lin Appears
Chapter 73: A Small, Delicate, And Pale Foot
Chapter 74: This Prince Hasn’T Married You Yet!
Chapter 75: Harrowing, The Female Lead Strikes Back
Chapter 76: Surprise, A Hundred Vegetarian Dishes
Chapter 77: Accidentally Latching Onto Someone’S Thigh
Chapter 78: Nervousness, Palpitations Difficult To Calm
Chapter 79: The Repercussions Of Splitting A Family
Chapter 80: Poisoned, Specialized Skills
Chapter 81: Poisonous Tulips
Chapter 82: Sharing The Same Room, Innate Sense Of Seduction
Chapter 83: Demanding Some Interest For Taking A Bit Of Advantage
Chapter 84: Cellar, An Immense Hole
Chapter 85: A Gentle Hug
Chapter 86: Male Lead, What’S The Matter With You?
Chapter 87: A Secret Agent, Gossipy Women
Chapter 88: The True Act Begins With Illness
Chapter 89: How To Punish Disobedience
Chapter 90: In Charge Of The Household, Big Family Big Business
Chapter 91: Doing A ‘Favor’
Chapter 92: Fire!
Chapter 93: Arson?
Chapter 94: Servant Loyal Unto Death
Chapter 95: Murder Requires Courage, Too
Chapter 96: Destroying The Reputation Of The Prince’S Manor
Chapter 97: Male Supporting Character, Please Help Me
Chapter 98: Need A Way Out
Chapter 99: Never Fool Around With A Friend’S Wife
Chapter 100: Becoming The Supporting Male Lead’S Soulmate?
Chapter 101: First Appearance Of Superpowers
Chapter 102: Appeasement, Stay Tonight
Chapter 103: Searching For The Assailant
Chapter 104: Volunteering To Be A Bedwarmer
Chapter 105: Ghastly Shrieks, Getting Rid Of Someone In Secret
Chapter 106: A Rotten Loveline Comes To Fruition
Chapter 107: A Heart Like A Capering Monkey And A Mind Like A Galloping Horse
Chapter 108: Overproduction Of Male Hormones
Chapter 109: The Devious Male Supporting Character
Chapter 110: Dirty? Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 111: Nothing Good Ever Came From Offending The Female Lead
Chapter 112: Awkwardness, Becoming More Daring
Chapter 113: Duan Yunying
Chapter 114: Having An Affair
Chapter 115: Jealousy, Bait
Chapter 116: What Happens After Scratching The Female Lead?
Chapter 117: Comeback Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 118: Picturesque, Beautiful Scenery And Women
Chapter 119: Picnicking With Meat
Chapter 120: Jealous? Believe Him
Chapter 121: Being Threatened!
Chapter 122: A Fierce Woman
Chapter 123: A Cunning Woman
Chapter 124: The Supporting Male Character Falling Into The Trap!
Chapter 125: Strange Illness Arising From Poison
Chapter 126: Attack Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 127: Suffering On Behalf Of The Female Lead
Chapter 128: Captured And Escaping
Chapter 129: Exchanging Hostages
Chapter 130: Still Running Into The Little White Bunny
Chapter 131: Patience And Limit
Chapter 132: The Night Before The Exchange
Chapter 133: The Brainless Woman
Chapter 134: Why Is It You Again?
Chapter 135: Identified
Chapter 136: Clearing Her Name
Chapter 137: A Fake White Lotus
Chapter 138: This Awkward Poison (1)
Chapter 139: This Awkward Poison (2)
Chapter 140: Crying From Happiness
Chapter 141: Empty, Lonely, And Cold
Chapter 142: The Male Lead’S Jealousy
Chapter 143: Various Pains
Chapter 144: Tired Of Being Spoiled, Really Want To Act Cute
Chapter 145: Resting At The Relay Station
Chapter 146: Sun Hong’Er’S Corpse
Chapter 147: The Tree Desires Calm, Yet The Wind Will Not Stop
Chapter 148: Dream Vs. Reality
Chapter 149: Can You Hit Me So It Doesn’T Hurt?
Chapter 150: The Male Lead’S Charm
Chapter 151: Depressed. Dowager Empress Critically Ill
Chapter 152: The Old Madame Returns
Chapter 153: Telling Tales And Overstepping Authority
Chapter 154: A Suspicious Matter
Chapter 155: Much Too Soon To Tell
Chapter 156: Disappointment And Putting In More Effort
Chapter 157: Return Gifts
Chapter 158: The Female Lead Enters The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 159: Chaos In The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 160: A Hickey
Chapter 161: Trouble Wherever The Female Lead Goes
Chapter 162: That Gentle Man
Chapter 163: Thief In The Manor
Chapter 164: Marriage Proposal
Chapter 165: Surveillance, No Heart
Chapter 166: A Secret Crush, Brothers Argue
Chapter 167: Accidental Injury, The Meticulous Alliance Head
Chapter 168: Humoring A Child Earlier Than Expected
Chapter 169: What Kind Of Joke Is This Marriage Proposal?
Chapter 170: Traveling Together, A Perilous Journey
Chapter 171: Big Sis, Just Marry Me!
Chapter 172: Touchy Feely, Big Sis, You’Re So Soft
Chapter 173: Two Supporting Male Characters
Chapter 174: Heartless, Or Not?
Chapter 175: An Arousing Kiss, The Male Supporting Character’S Instigation
Chapter 176: Detained. The Beginnings Of A Torturous Love?
Chapter 177: Kidnapping Someone, Courting Death!
Chapter 178: The New Guard
Chapter 179: The Arrival Of The Younger Brother
Chapter 180: Entanglement From The Female Lead
Chapter 181: Possessive Streak
Chapter 182: The Lively Wedding
Chapter 183: A Responsible Man
Chapter 184: Parting Gift
Chapter 185: Pregnant Lady, Fragile Goods
Chapter 186: Duan Yunying Strikes
Chapter 187: The Female Lead’S Invitation
Chapter 188: Poisoned, Power In Bloodlines
Chapter 189: Panic. Prince Li Takes Revenge
Chapter 190: Psychic Dreams? Ah, It’S A Super Power
Chapter 191: Death Of The Prince, The Female Lead Returns
Chapter 192: The Lin Family Daughter Gets Married
Chapter 193: Birth Of The Young Prince
Chapter 194: War Is Imminent
Chapter 195: The Path Of The Female Lead Is Not An Easy Road
Chapter 196: Linked Horses Formation
Chapter 197: Bandits, Leave The Women
Chapter 198: Beating Up The Bandits
Chapter 199: Former Acquaintance, A Favor To Ask
Chapter 200: Guerilla Warfare, Deep Behind Enemy Lines
Chapter 201: Assassinating The Strategist
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 203: The Omnipresent Female Lead
Chapter 204: A Pitiful Child
Chapter 205: A Dandy, Extremely Good-For-Nothing
Chapter 206: My Present To You Before I Die
Chapter 207: Husband And Wife Finally Meet
Chapter 208: Training Soldiers, Husband And Wife Are One
Chapter 209: Older Sister! Let’S Sleep Together!
Chapter 210: The Strategist Who Smashes Wine Cups
Chapter 211: The Great Battle, Defeating The Chained Horses Formation
Chapter 212: The Female Lead Bites The Hand That Feeds Her
Chapter 213: Terrible Luck, Locked In The Dungeons
Chapter 214: Punishment From Staves, Husband And Wife Suffering Together
Chapter 215: Sharing The Punishment
Chapter 216: Setting The Bed On Fire
Chapter 217: Miss Lin’S Husband
Chapter 118: Divorce Papers
Chapter 219: Manufacturing Gun Powder
Chapter 220: Gunpowder Bombs
Chapter 221: Black Devil’S Snare
Chapter 222: Defected To The Enemy, Chen Tao’S Family
Chapter 223: Duel Between Two Transmigrators
Chapter 224: Sinister, Schemes Within Schemes
Chapter 225: Chen Tao’S Death
Chapter 226: Princess Syndrome Is Also An Illness
Chapter 227: Lieutenant, The Enemy’S Female General
Chapter 228: Surprise! An Arrogant Female Transmigrator
Chapter 229: White Lotus Vs Princess Syndrome
Chapter 230: Yu Kuang Slowly Warming Up
Chapter 231: An Unexpected Enormous Bungle
Chapter 232: Disfigurement, Gone Missing
Chapter 233: Fifteen Gold Tokens In Exchange For A Life
Chapter 234: Entering The Capital In Disguise
Chapter 235: Changes In The Female Lead
Chapter 236: The Complicated Imperial Harem
Chapter 237: Famous Doctors From All Places Enter The Palace
Chapter 238: The Black Devil’S Snare Appears Again
Chapter 239: Saving Someone And A Misstep
Chapter 240: Return Home With Head Held High
Chapter 241 Guilty, Returning To The Capital Without Approval
Chapter 242: Marriage Matters, A Hundred Beatings With Military Rods
Chapter 243: Level Up – Princess Consort Li
Chapter 244: Being Carried Through The Day
Chapter 245: The Playful Newly Appointed Princess Consort
Chapter 246: The Lady Fights The Evil Concubine
Chapter 247: A Trap, Any Which Way Is Fine
Chapter 248: Beaten Up Good, Putting On A Front
Chapter 249: Too Many Plot Holes In The Story
Chapter 250: Let Us Reminisce About The Past
Chapter 251: Oh Dear Ol’ Female Lead
Chapter 252: The Problem Of Dealing With The Female Lead
Chapter 253: Nobody Is A Better Schemer Than The Old Madame
Chapter 254: You Won’T Die If You Don’T Go Looking For It
Chapter 255: The Lin Family Redeeming A Slave
Chapter 256: Bidding War Of The Brothels
Chapter 257: Compensated, Ji Zhangshu Leaves The Capital
Chapter 258: Target? Sir Song Jiaoyue
Chapter 259: The Mysterious Sister
Chapter 260: Appointing Another Concubine
Chapter 261: The Cousin’S Retaliation
Chapter 262: Black Devil’S Snare Protecting Its Mistress
Chapter 263: Your Majesty, Are You Out Of Your Mind?
Chapter 264: The Mastermind Behind All This
Chapter 265: Noble Consort Su
Chapter 266: A Familiar Stranger
Chapter 267: Confirmation, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 268: The Unlucky Eunuch
Chapter 269: Long Heng’S Rebellion
Chapter 270: The Disappearing Miracle Doctors
Chapter 271: Bringer Of Chaos, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 272: You All Don’T Understand The Poison That Women Can Be
Chapter 273: A Secret Gleaned Through Eavesdropping
Chapter 274: Havoc In The Streets Of The Capital
Chapter 275: Noble Consort Su Falls Out Of Favor
Chapter 276: Noble Consort Su Goes Insane
Chapter 277: Hiring A Murderer
Chapter 278: Having A Soccer Team Won’T Be A Distant Dream
Chapter 279: The Hunt And A Visit
Chapter 280: The Funeral
Chapter 281: Who Are You, Really?
Chapter 282: The Corpse That Disappeared
Chapter 283: Illicit Relations
Chapter 284: The Emperor Leading Troops Into Battle
Chapter 285: Huge Turnaround In The Battlefield
Chapter 286: A Nation Must Not Have A Day Without A Ruler
Chapter 287: A Household Must Always Have A Master
Chapter 288: Prince Rong Collapses From Exhaustion
Chapter 289: Abdication Of The Throne
Chapter 290: Entering The Heavenly Hall
Chapter 291: The Emperor And Empress’ Legacy
Chapter 292: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband
Chapter 293: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband (Ii)
Chapter 294: Yu Kuang’S Surprise Encounter
Chapter 295: Yu Kuang’S Cute Little Wife
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Fantasy, Historical, Josei, Romance, Slice of Life Status: Completed Tags Authors: ,

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Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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Chapter 242: Marriage Matters, A Hundred Beatings With Military Rods

Chapter 242: Marriage Matters, A Hundred Beatings with Military Rods

The emperor’s face was now filled with rage. How could the crowd’s expressions possibly escape his eyes? How could he possibly not know about Lin Qianzi’s reputation? Long Heng was trying to humiliate him in public!

“Don’t belittle yourself, my loyal subject. You’ve already done so much for our country. Naturally, you deserve only the best.” As quick as a flash, the emperor’s face returned to a placid smile, seemingly unbothered by Long Heng’s words.

Long Heng could immediately tell that the emperor was up to something. Why else would he suddenly drop the talk about national matters to talk about marriage? It didn’t take long for him to realize what the old fox was up to. They were clearly afraid that he’d take a wife from a powerful family. That would make him an even more powerful foe. Truth be told, if that was his plan, he would’ve turned this country upside down a long time ago. These aristocrats and government officials were nothing more than a bunch of sloths who knew of little other than food, play, and greed. There was not a single person who knew how to fight.

They didn’t even want to control the army, which had ultimately caused Long Heng to develop the army in a way where he held a majority of power. It was not like their laziness was the only reason. The royal family was simply too small. The current emperor was a concubine-born son who had wiped out the entire royal family in his pursuit of the dragon throne. The only person left from the royal family was Prince Rong, an honest man who cared little for material gain. Prince Rong was unfamiliar with military matters as he didn’t desire power. The power he had from his royal blood was more than enough for him!

I wonder how my son is doing. Long Heng knew he couldn’t mention his son, as any mention would be a show of weakness. “Your Majesty, this subject has a request.”

“Speak.”

“My success in this war is all due to my concubine, Nèe Bai. She helped resolve the siege by coming up with a unique plan. I believe Prince Rong has already reported on it. This subject owes much to her with no way to repay her. Your Majesty, will you give your approval for this subject to make her my main wife?”

“Oh? Her achievements do sound very impressive according to Prince Rong, which is why he taken her as a godsister. However, I’m sure you are familiar with the laws of this matter correct?”

“The punishment for the unauthorized promotion of a concubine to a main wife is five thousand taels of silver and one hundred beatings of the military rod.”

“And do you accept this?”

“Yes.”

“My loyal subject, I understand that your body is not at its best after your journey back to the capital, but rules have to be adhered to.”

“No matter. I only wish for Your Majesty to bestow us with a royal decree.”

“Of course. Men, take Prince Li away to beat him a hundred times and bring him back here to receive the royal decree.”

Long Heng gritted his teeth. It seems he wishes me to receive the royal decree while injured. Not a problem, all the training I’ve done is not for nothing after all. He snorted derisively inwardly and went to receive his beatings. Even though he was being beaten by a group of eunuchs with little to no strength, a hundred rod beatings wasn’t something a normal person would be able to bear. Long Heng was able to endure through the beatings with his internal force. He swaggered back out after the beating and knelt in the palace hall with his back ramrod straight, causing everyone to gasp in astonishment.

Everyone knew that how good Long Heng was in martial arts, but no one ever imagined that he’d be that powerful. He could still walk with fast strides after taking a hundred rods! There wasn’t even a slight tremble when he spoke. He was truly a hero. Many were impressed, but Minister Lin and the emperor could only look on while gnashing their teeth.

“My loyal subject, you may now retrieve the royal decree and get some much needed rest. The autumn hunting day will be held three days from now. Can you accompany me for the hunt? Of course, you must bring the new madame of your household. She’s a heroine who is no less than men.”

Three days? He wants me to accompany him to the hunt in three days? Even though I just received a hundred beatings? Long Heng gritted his teeth, “Naturally. Your Majesty, the person who dared impersonate you must be someone close to you. Please investigate this thoroughly to prevent anything further from developing.”

“This… I will definitely investigate this matter clearly.”

“Then this subject wishes to be dismissed. I will skin the culprit alive if I ever find them. How can I allow such a traitorous person to live while he’s bringing calamity to our nation?”

“Precisely, exactly!” They had just been one step away from taking over the enemy nation, but an imposter had suddenly emerged out of nowhere and sent out a fake decree! The old ministers that were present were all furious.

The emperor was extremely speechless. None of the ministers truly knew his thoughts. In fact, they were even speaking out for Long Heng! Has it never crossed their minds that Long Heng might lead the army to take down the capital after he’s done conquering the enemy nation?

A bunch of useless fools. They don’t even have the foresight of a woman. However, his failure this time was because he’d belittled a woman a little too much. It was rumored that Nèe Bai had been the one to rescue Long Heng. The emperor had thought that this would be a good chance to get rid of the Song family, but he never imagined that there’d be someone even more formidable behind them. Fine. I want to see for myself how formidable Nèe Bai truly is. I heard she broke into the dungeons after causing a furor in the battlefield.

“Your Majesty, we still need someone to oversee the process even though we have the imperial decree. Can I escort my mother home for such a thing?”

“This… The empress genuinely enjoys the company of the young prince. Why don’t we let them spend a couple more days together? I will order someone to escort them to your manor when the time comes.” The emperor was worried that Long Heng might do something rash in the heat of the moment. He wanted to take the general down a notch for a moment. After all, the emperor would be the one with the last say on things when Long Heng’s limelight finally died down.

“It is my honor that the empress enjoys the company of my son. If that is the case, this subject will now take my leave.” Long Heng then took the imperial decree to the manor. When he arrived at Apricot Garden, he crawled onto the bed and didn’t move a muscle.

“Your Highness, you’re back… Why are you injured? Did the bastard emperor punish you?” Alright, Bai Xiangxiu was a little too agitated. She’d forgotten that this was a society where the emperor was most powerful.

Ye-mama quickly covered Bai Xiangxiu’s mouth. She pinched Bai Xiangxiu, “Madame Xiu, it’s better that you don’t speak of such things. We’d better tend to His Highness’ wounds first.”

“You may all leave. I only need the madame to help me.”

“Summon a doctor!” Bai Xiangxiu quickly requested. She didn’t dare to treat his buttocks as she found their condition incredibly horrible. The doctor soon arrived and noticed that Long Heng’s pants had stuck to his flesh due to his wounds. They seemed incredibly serious. The fact that he could still manage to walk back home was simply incredible.

The doctor used a pair of scissors to cut open Long Heng’s pants as Bai Xiangxiu quietly applied medicine on his wounds, tears slowly dripping down her face.

“Stop crying. My wounds are not that serious,” Long Heng said with a pained look on his face.

“Your flesh has turned into pulp! How can it be not serious? Stop talking and let me concentrate…”

“…” Long Heng was depressed. Why was he being lectured even though he was wounded? However, her lecture felt surprisingly good and warmed the cockles of his heart

Little beads of tears kept dripping down Bai Xiangxiu face, but her crying face quickly turned to a frown when she turned her head around and saw how the person on the bed was smiling. She gently pressed down on his forehead and said, “Your forehead isn’t warm at all! I thought they’ve beaten you silly! Why are you smiling so much when your injuries are so severe?”

“Cough. Nothing.”

Sweat was dripping down the doctor’s forehead. The young couple looked so sweet when they were together. He felt a little guilty just by being in the same room as them. What was he supposed to do if they kicked him out the manor for seeing something he shouldn’t have seen? He had a family to feed!

It took some effort before they finally finished applying medicine on Long Heng’s wounds. He couldn’t put on pants for a short period of time, so he lay down on his stomach while wearing only his inner clothing, a thin blanket covering him. After the doctor left, Long Heng handed the imperial decree to Bai Xiangxiu and said, “Take a look at this and guess what it is.”

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Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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