Doomed To Be Cannon Fodder by Whistling Night Rain

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 2: A Cactus? What’S That?
Chapter 3: An Old Warbird, Must Not Attract Trouble
Chapter 4: Staring Stunned At A Certain Supporting Male Character
Chapter 5: An Ugly Daughter-In-Law Can’T Avoid Meeting Her Mother-In-Law Forever
Chapter 6: Torture, Beaten To Death
Chapter 7: Hey! What Kind Of Evil Spirit Are You!
Chapter 8: A Crazy With Talent
Chapter 9: An Itching Heart, Either By Design Or By Accident
Chapter 10: Giving A Present Of A Root Sculpture
Chapter 11: Birthday Banquet, Stunning Those Present
Chapter 12: Vying With The Female Lead Means A Miserable Death?
Chapter 13: The Plot Runs Awry
Chapter 14: Does This Girl Have The Appetite Of A Cat?
Chapter 15: Rumors Are Not To Be Believed
Chapter 16: Killing Without Batting An Eye
Chapter 17: Taking By Force
Chapter 18: Got Nothing To Do So I Might As Well Try To Seduce The Supporting Male Lead
Chapter 19: That Appearance Is Extremely Seductive
Chapter 20: Her Calligraphy Needs More Practice
Chapter 21: To Be Loathed
Chapter 22, Sending A Gift, Secret Exchanges
Chapter 23: An Unexpected Financial Loss From Probing
Chapter 24: Being Punished And Exchanging Words
Chapter 25: Escape, Elopement
Chapter 26: Blood Froths And Boils
Chapter 27: The Heck Is Up With The Male Lead?
Chapter 28: Concealment, Raging Fury
Chapter 29: When A Beauty Trips, She Still Looks Good!
Chapter 30: Coincidence, Overbearing
Chapter 31: Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 32: Getting Princess-Carried!
Chapter 33: Embarrassment, Cooking
Chapter 34: Vegetarianism, Trifling Skill
Chapter 35: Jianghu Revenge Killing
Chapter 36: As Long As You’Re Alright
Chapter 37: Does One Get Used To Pain?
Chapter 38: Too Ugly, Too Many Thorns
Chapter 39: Paying A Call With A Motive
Chapter 40: Waiting For Compliments
Chapter 41: Teaching, Butler
Chapter 42: Teaching Her How To Write, Getting Closer
Chapter 43: His Impatience, His Recklessness
Chapter 44: The Supporting Male Lead Invades
Chapter 45: Expressing Her Feelings
Chapter 46: Lack Of Intent, Being Turned Down
Chapter 47: Who’S Never Suffered Heartbreak?!
Chapter 48: Endure, Frantically
Chapter 49: I’M Sorry, I Didn’T Know The Severity
Chapter 50: Over This Quickly?
Chapter 51: Restless, Nosebleed
Chapter 52: Eloped, Ruined Reputation
Chapter 53: Rumor Mongering, Mistress Looks For Trouble
Chapter 54: Knock Her Out And Carry Her Away
Chapter 55: Impressive Assets
Chapter 56: Grievances
Chapter 57: Teasing, A Practical Joke
Chapter 58: Scapegoat, Task
Chapter 59: Trouble, Hacking At Someone
Chapter 60: Decisive, Establish Prestige And Lecturing Others
Chapter 61: Punishment, Supporting Male Visits A Patient
Chapter 62: Clever, Jiaoyue Hides His Feelings
Chapter 63: The Lin Family’S Gifts Of Gratitude
Chapter 64: Borrowing Someone, Strategically Asking Old Madame For Help
Chapter 65: The Little White Bunny Will Be Eaten Sooner Or Later
Chapter 66: Demanding A Person, Strategically Asking Old Madame
Chapter 67: The Fatty Meat Flies Away Right Before Eating
Chapter 68: Dishes-Sour, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy
Chapter 69: Friendly, Getting Along Harmoniously
Chapter 70: A Little Drink Of Wine
Chapter 71: Prince Li, Is She Doing Well?!
Chapter 72: Meeting Again, Miss Lin Appears
Chapter 73: A Small, Delicate, And Pale Foot
Chapter 74: This Prince Hasn’T Married You Yet!
Chapter 75: Harrowing, The Female Lead Strikes Back
Chapter 76: Surprise, A Hundred Vegetarian Dishes
Chapter 77: Accidentally Latching Onto Someone’S Thigh
Chapter 78: Nervousness, Palpitations Difficult To Calm
Chapter 79: The Repercussions Of Splitting A Family
Chapter 80: Poisoned, Specialized Skills
Chapter 81: Poisonous Tulips
Chapter 82: Sharing The Same Room, Innate Sense Of Seduction
Chapter 83: Demanding Some Interest For Taking A Bit Of Advantage
Chapter 84: Cellar, An Immense Hole
Chapter 85: A Gentle Hug
Chapter 86: Male Lead, What’S The Matter With You?
Chapter 87: A Secret Agent, Gossipy Women
Chapter 88: The True Act Begins With Illness
Chapter 89: How To Punish Disobedience
Chapter 90: In Charge Of The Household, Big Family Big Business
Chapter 91: Doing A ‘Favor’
Chapter 92: Fire!
Chapter 93: Arson?
Chapter 94: Servant Loyal Unto Death
Chapter 95: Murder Requires Courage, Too
Chapter 96: Destroying The Reputation Of The Prince’S Manor
Chapter 97: Male Supporting Character, Please Help Me
Chapter 98: Need A Way Out
Chapter 99: Never Fool Around With A Friend’S Wife
Chapter 100: Becoming The Supporting Male Lead’S Soulmate?
Chapter 101: First Appearance Of Superpowers
Chapter 102: Appeasement, Stay Tonight
Chapter 103: Searching For The Assailant
Chapter 104: Volunteering To Be A Bedwarmer
Chapter 105: Ghastly Shrieks, Getting Rid Of Someone In Secret
Chapter 106: A Rotten Loveline Comes To Fruition
Chapter 107: A Heart Like A Capering Monkey And A Mind Like A Galloping Horse
Chapter 108: Overproduction Of Male Hormones
Chapter 109: The Devious Male Supporting Character
Chapter 110: Dirty? Spoiling The Concubine And Destroying The Wife
Chapter 111: Nothing Good Ever Came From Offending The Female Lead
Chapter 112: Awkwardness, Becoming More Daring
Chapter 113: Duan Yunying
Chapter 114: Having An Affair
Chapter 115: Jealousy, Bait
Chapter 116: What Happens After Scratching The Female Lead?
Chapter 117: Comeback Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 118: Picturesque, Beautiful Scenery And Women
Chapter 119: Picnicking With Meat
Chapter 120: Jealous? Believe Him
Chapter 121: Being Threatened!
Chapter 122: A Fierce Woman
Chapter 123: A Cunning Woman
Chapter 124: The Supporting Male Character Falling Into The Trap!
Chapter 125: Strange Illness Arising From Poison
Chapter 126: Attack Of The Female Supporting Character
Chapter 127: Suffering On Behalf Of The Female Lead
Chapter 128: Captured And Escaping
Chapter 129: Exchanging Hostages
Chapter 130: Still Running Into The Little White Bunny
Chapter 131: Patience And Limit
Chapter 132: The Night Before The Exchange
Chapter 133: The Brainless Woman
Chapter 134: Why Is It You Again?
Chapter 135: Identified
Chapter 136: Clearing Her Name
Chapter 137: A Fake White Lotus
Chapter 138: This Awkward Poison (1)
Chapter 139: This Awkward Poison (2)
Chapter 140: Crying From Happiness
Chapter 141: Empty, Lonely, And Cold
Chapter 142: The Male Lead’S Jealousy
Chapter 143: Various Pains
Chapter 144: Tired Of Being Spoiled, Really Want To Act Cute
Chapter 145: Resting At The Relay Station
Chapter 146: Sun Hong’Er’S Corpse
Chapter 147: The Tree Desires Calm, Yet The Wind Will Not Stop
Chapter 148: Dream Vs. Reality
Chapter 149: Can You Hit Me So It Doesn’T Hurt?
Chapter 150: The Male Lead’S Charm
Chapter 151: Depressed. Dowager Empress Critically Ill
Chapter 152: The Old Madame Returns
Chapter 153: Telling Tales And Overstepping Authority
Chapter 154: A Suspicious Matter
Chapter 155: Much Too Soon To Tell
Chapter 156: Disappointment And Putting In More Effort
Chapter 157: Return Gifts
Chapter 158: The Female Lead Enters The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 159: Chaos In The Prince Li Manor
Chapter 160: A Hickey
Chapter 161: Trouble Wherever The Female Lead Goes
Chapter 162: That Gentle Man
Chapter 163: Thief In The Manor
Chapter 164: Marriage Proposal
Chapter 165: Surveillance, No Heart
Chapter 166: A Secret Crush, Brothers Argue
Chapter 167: Accidental Injury, The Meticulous Alliance Head
Chapter 168: Humoring A Child Earlier Than Expected
Chapter 169: What Kind Of Joke Is This Marriage Proposal?
Chapter 170: Traveling Together, A Perilous Journey
Chapter 171: Big Sis, Just Marry Me!
Chapter 172: Touchy Feely, Big Sis, You’Re So Soft
Chapter 173: Two Supporting Male Characters
Chapter 174: Heartless, Or Not?
Chapter 175: An Arousing Kiss, The Male Supporting Character’S Instigation
Chapter 176: Detained. The Beginnings Of A Torturous Love?
Chapter 177: Kidnapping Someone, Courting Death!
Chapter 178: The New Guard
Chapter 179: The Arrival Of The Younger Brother
Chapter 180: Entanglement From The Female Lead
Chapter 181: Possessive Streak
Chapter 182: The Lively Wedding
Chapter 183: A Responsible Man
Chapter 184: Parting Gift
Chapter 185: Pregnant Lady, Fragile Goods
Chapter 186: Duan Yunying Strikes
Chapter 187: The Female Lead’S Invitation
Chapter 188: Poisoned, Power In Bloodlines
Chapter 189: Panic. Prince Li Takes Revenge
Chapter 190: Psychic Dreams? Ah, It’S A Super Power
Chapter 191: Death Of The Prince, The Female Lead Returns
Chapter 192: The Lin Family Daughter Gets Married
Chapter 193: Birth Of The Young Prince
Chapter 194: War Is Imminent
Chapter 195: The Path Of The Female Lead Is Not An Easy Road
Chapter 196: Linked Horses Formation
Chapter 197: Bandits, Leave The Women
Chapter 198: Beating Up The Bandits
Chapter 199: Former Acquaintance, A Favor To Ask
Chapter 200: Guerilla Warfare, Deep Behind Enemy Lines
Chapter 201: Assassinating The Strategist
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 202: A Battle Of Wits And Courage
Chapter 203: The Omnipresent Female Lead
Chapter 204: A Pitiful Child
Chapter 205: A Dandy, Extremely Good-For-Nothing
Chapter 206: My Present To You Before I Die
Chapter 207: Husband And Wife Finally Meet
Chapter 208: Training Soldiers, Husband And Wife Are One
Chapter 209: Older Sister! Let’S Sleep Together!
Chapter 210: The Strategist Who Smashes Wine Cups
Chapter 211: The Great Battle, Defeating The Chained Horses Formation
Chapter 212: The Female Lead Bites The Hand That Feeds Her
Chapter 213: Terrible Luck, Locked In The Dungeons
Chapter 214: Punishment From Staves, Husband And Wife Suffering Together
Chapter 215: Sharing The Punishment
Chapter 216: Setting The Bed On Fire
Chapter 217: Miss Lin’S Husband
Chapter 118: Divorce Papers
Chapter 219: Manufacturing Gun Powder
Chapter 220: Gunpowder Bombs
Chapter 221: Black Devil’S Snare
Chapter 222: Defected To The Enemy, Chen Tao’S Family
Chapter 223: Duel Between Two Transmigrators
Chapter 224: Sinister, Schemes Within Schemes
Chapter 225: Chen Tao’S Death
Chapter 226: Princess Syndrome Is Also An Illness
Chapter 227: Lieutenant, The Enemy’S Female General
Chapter 228: Surprise! An Arrogant Female Transmigrator
Chapter 229: White Lotus Vs Princess Syndrome
Chapter 230: Yu Kuang Slowly Warming Up
Chapter 231: An Unexpected Enormous Bungle
Chapter 232: Disfigurement, Gone Missing
Chapter 233: Fifteen Gold Tokens In Exchange For A Life
Chapter 234: Entering The Capital In Disguise
Chapter 235: Changes In The Female Lead
Chapter 236: The Complicated Imperial Harem
Chapter 237: Famous Doctors From All Places Enter The Palace
Chapter 238: The Black Devil’S Snare Appears Again
Chapter 239: Saving Someone And A Misstep
Chapter 240: Return Home With Head Held High
Chapter 241 Guilty, Returning To The Capital Without Approval
Chapter 242: Marriage Matters, A Hundred Beatings With Military Rods
Chapter 243: Level Up – Princess Consort Li
Chapter 244: Being Carried Through The Day
Chapter 245: The Playful Newly Appointed Princess Consort
Chapter 246: The Lady Fights The Evil Concubine
Chapter 247: A Trap, Any Which Way Is Fine
Chapter 248: Beaten Up Good, Putting On A Front
Chapter 249: Too Many Plot Holes In The Story
Chapter 250: Let Us Reminisce About The Past
Chapter 251: Oh Dear Ol’ Female Lead
Chapter 252: The Problem Of Dealing With The Female Lead
Chapter 253: Nobody Is A Better Schemer Than The Old Madame
Chapter 254: You Won’T Die If You Don’T Go Looking For It
Chapter 255: The Lin Family Redeeming A Slave
Chapter 256: Bidding War Of The Brothels
Chapter 257: Compensated, Ji Zhangshu Leaves The Capital
Chapter 258: Target? Sir Song Jiaoyue
Chapter 259: The Mysterious Sister
Chapter 260: Appointing Another Concubine
Chapter 261: The Cousin’S Retaliation
Chapter 262: Black Devil’S Snare Protecting Its Mistress
Chapter 263: Your Majesty, Are You Out Of Your Mind?
Chapter 264: The Mastermind Behind All This
Chapter 265: Noble Consort Su
Chapter 266: A Familiar Stranger
Chapter 267: Confirmation, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 268: The Unlucky Eunuch
Chapter 269: Long Heng’S Rebellion
Chapter 270: The Disappearing Miracle Doctors
Chapter 271: Bringer Of Chaos, Noble Consort Su
Chapter 272: You All Don’T Understand The Poison That Women Can Be
Chapter 273: A Secret Gleaned Through Eavesdropping
Chapter 274: Havoc In The Streets Of The Capital
Chapter 275: Noble Consort Su Falls Out Of Favor
Chapter 276: Noble Consort Su Goes Insane
Chapter 277: Hiring A Murderer
Chapter 278: Having A Soccer Team Won’T Be A Distant Dream
Chapter 279: The Hunt And A Visit
Chapter 280: The Funeral
Chapter 281: Who Are You, Really?
Chapter 282: The Corpse That Disappeared
Chapter 283: Illicit Relations
Chapter 284: The Emperor Leading Troops Into Battle
Chapter 285: Huge Turnaround In The Battlefield
Chapter 286: A Nation Must Not Have A Day Without A Ruler
Chapter 287: A Household Must Always Have A Master
Chapter 288: Prince Rong Collapses From Exhaustion
Chapter 289: Abdication Of The Throne
Chapter 290: Entering The Heavenly Hall
Chapter 291: The Emperor And Empress’ Legacy
Chapter 292: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband
Chapter 293: Xiaoshi’S Pure Husband (Ii)
Chapter 294: Yu Kuang’S Surprise Encounter
Chapter 295: Yu Kuang’S Cute Little Wife
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Fantasy, Historical, Josei, Romance, Slice of Life Status: Completed Tags Authors: ,

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Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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Chapter 40: Waiting For Compliments

Chapter 40: Waiting for Compliments

The senior madame and second madame exchanged glances. As expected, this woman was a weakling. She’d agreed so easily!

The second madame began to stroll around the room. As she walked, she discovered a colored glaze decoration next to the cactus plant. It was a simple globe, but it shone with a dazzling light beneath the sun, adding a modicum of color and beauty to the room. Colored glaze was quite a rare product in ancient times, so it was quite precious. The prince must have gifted it to her. In a fit of jealousy, she picked it up and started to play with it as she smiled. “It’s rare to see something like this; where did little sister get it from?”

“The prince had someone send it over. Mistress needs to drink medicine at nighttime, and a single candle isn’t bright enough.” Xiao Shi was a little worried. If anything happened to the item his lordship had sent over, Madame Xiu would definitely be punished.

“Oh? His Highness has really given the matter much thought!” The second madame pretended to put the object back, but purposefully let it slip out of her hand to fall to the ground.

“Ahhh!” At the same time, she let out an ear piercing shriek, as her acting had caused her hand to bump into the cactus. Unexpectedly, the thorns pierced into her flesh. Cradling her hand, she screeched, “What is this?!”

Xiao Shi threw herself over to the pieces of the colored glaze pieces. “Ah, Second Madame, this is something his lordship gave Madame Xiu!”

“What? I was just careless. Your Mistress hasn’t even spoken yet, so what’s a servant like you going on about?” The second madame waved her arm as if in great pain from the thorns, before giving a hostile look to the cactus. “Why is Fourth Sister raising such a horrific thing? You might as well throw it away.” So speaking, she moved to pick it up.

Sensing danger, Huo’er suddenly cried out, “Save me, Mistress! Save me!”

Bai Xiangxiu clenched her teeth. She’d seen shameless people before, but never people this outrageous. After breaking her things, they even wanted to ruin her Huo’er. Do they really think I’m so easy to bully?! She abruptly stood up and closed the distance between herself and the second madame with a few steps, using strength to forcefully push her aside so she could shield Huo’er. “Second Madame, what are you doing? This is something I’m raising, not you.”

The second madame was uncomfortable after getting pricked, but when she saw the pushover, steam bun-like fourth madame suddenly so agitated, she couldn’t help but smile. “Aren’t I just worried that you’d be in danger? It’s a sign of my good intentions. Hasn’t little sister seen how my hand’s been pricked?” As she spoke, she pulled aside her sleeve to show off her hand, though no injury was visible.

“It’s really unfortunate that Second Madame got pricked, but that wouldn’t have happened if you hadn’t gone over. It’s not as if it’s a dog that runs around biting people.” Everyone had their own trigger. This cactus that could speak to her heart and existed as the only one of its kind was hers. If she needed it to prick her in one year and send her home, she couldn’t let it get hurt.

The soft and pliable Madame Xiu had completely changed her tune. The senior madame thought it wasn’t wise to provoke her too much and laughed. “Forget it, isn’t it just a prick? Come and let me see, perhaps I can help little sister pick out the thorns.” When she finished speaking, she pulled the second madame over to sit down and look for thorns in her hand.

The two of them were filled with deep sisterly affection, but to Xiao Shi, the situation had just turned worse. Her own mistress had scrambled off the bed herself to protect the cactus even though she’d spent the last few days leaning on others just to walk around. Thus, she gently supported her and asked, “Madame Xiu, how are you doing?”

“Xiao Shi, I think something’s a little wrong.” Hearing this, Xiao Shi peeked at her back and saw darkish red blood seeping out.

“Ah, it’s bleeding again. You must have split open your wound again just now. Hurry back to the bed and lie down.” It was all those two madames’ fault. If they hadn’t come, her mistress wouldn’t have to suffer so much.

When the senior madame and second madame saw the sudden bleeding, they stopped looking for thorns. Neither of them had realized her injury was so severe. Meanwhile, Ye-mama decided to be solicitous and come in, upon which she said, “Madame Xiu, his lordship has sent a doctor and nurse over to help you… aiya, what’s happened?” Her heart grew worried as she saw the person lying on the bed in a cold sweat from the pain.

Then she spotted the mess on the floor and angrily rebuked, “You chit! How did you look after your Mistress? If she’s frightened or hurt, how will you explain it to His Highness and Old Madame? You’re really no end of worries.”

She had no way of lecturing the senior madame and second madame, so she had to use Xiao Shi as a scapegoat. Xiao Shi felt wronged but couldn’t say anything back. She too knew that Ye-mama wasn’t really aiming for her, so she didn’t speak. Instead, she just let a few tears cascade down her cheeks.

“What are you crying for? The doctor will be here soon. Ah, these two madames, if you would. Our space is small and there will be someone making medicine and doing examinations later. I’m afraid it’ll frighten you two, so why not…” They still hadn’t beat it. All of them would be punished for inferior service; she really was infuriated by these two troublesome demons.

Ye-mama was originally one of the old madame’s people, so the two madames didn’t dare refute her words. They exchanged glances before rising to leave.

The doctor and nurse arrived as soon as they left. As the doctor gave directions from outside, the nurse personally changed Bai Xiangxiu’s medicine. Her movements were very light, but Bai Xiangxiu still felt pain. She lay on the bed, muttering in agony and completely unaware that a man had walked in. The only man in the complex who would walk into her quarters unannounced was Long Heng, who heard her groans of pain as soon as he entered. He glanced over at the doctor.

The doctor immediately kneeled and spoke. “I heard that the injury split open the length of a finger-width. Fortunately, it hasn’t been infected, so the nurse is taking care of it now. May Your Highness set your cares at rest.”

“Then get up!” He wanted to go in for a look, but felt that it was too sudden. After all, the two of them didn’t have any real connections yet. More importantly, he was worried that she’d be startled again somehow.

As soon as he turned around, he saw the colored glazed sphere that he’d gifted her shattered on the ground. When he recalled the two women he’d seen leaving the premises, he wondered whether they were connected to this incident. Then, was her aggravated injury to blame on them as well? It looked like they’d forgotten the bloody scene from last time all too soon. His lips curved up as he gave a cold laugh.

By his side, the doctor was still kneeling, almost completely scared out of his wits. He trembled, not even daring to lift his head. All the stories he’d heard about Prince Li, the one that stood out the most was that Prince Li’s laughter heralded a rain of blood. But Prince Li only laughed halfway before stopping his laughter. Long Heng remembered that this woman had been frightened senseless the last time they’d beat someone to death. Could she bear to see another round?

He kicked aside the shards of colored glaze and sat in a chair to wait until the nurse emerged. She quickly knelt down at the sight of Prince Li, and he asked her about the condition of her injury.

The nurse answered his questions one by one before he dismissed her with the doctor. Soon afterwards, Ye-mama emerged as well, carrying a basket filled with discarded, bloody bandages. Long Heng’s heart quaked at the sight. He’d seen blood before, but why did he feel so uncomfortable after seeing her blood?

“What happened?” he asked, looking at the floor.

“Your servant had just arrived when it happened as well. Xiao Shi should know the details,” Ye-mama replied.

Long Heng nodded. “Oh?” He rose of his own accord and walking behind the folding screen. There was a ceramic stool covered with an embroidered cover by the bed, so he sat on that.

Bai Xiangxiu was all afluster. Fortunately, she was completely concealed by the bedcovers when she spoke. “Your Highness, nothing happened.”

Long Heng glanced at Xiao Shi, who didn’t let her mistress get in another word edgewise as she explained everything that happened from beginning to end. He didn’t say anything after listening, but sat there quietly like a giant mountain before the two women. Finally, Bai Xiangxiu couldn’t take it anymore and asked, “Your Highness, is there something you need?”

Long Heng looked at Bai Xiangxiu, lying on the bed with her head turned his way. Though her little face was a bit wan, those wet, dewy eyes only inspired tender affection. He couldn’t help laugh as he said, “I’m waiting to hear your good words on their behalf.”

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Total Chapters in book: 296
Estimated words: 508692 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 2543(@200wpm)___ 2035(@250wpm)___ 1696(@300wpm)
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