Um Sorry I’ve Been Reincarnated by Headphone Samurai

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
D002 – I’M Finally 3!
D003 – Seems Like A Tutor Is Coming
D004 – The Thoughts Of The Boy
D005 – Resemblance (John’S Pov)
D006 – The Fact That I’M Alive (Chiffon’S Pov)
001 – Prologue The View Is Better From The Top…?
002 – The Field Of Flowers
003 – A Bit Regretful, But Still Thankful
004 – The First Barrier
005 – I Am Back
006 – Mother, Giving Birth
007 – Nursing For The First Time
008 – I Will Try My Best
009 – If You Want To Learn How To Read, Get A Picture Book!
010 – I Came To Understand Various Things
011 -Seems Like Father Is Amazing
012 – I Cannot Believe It
013 – Mary San’S Diary
014 – Birthday! Debut! (First Part)
015 – Birthday! Debut! (Last Part)
016 – The Son Of Beryl House (14 Pov)
017 – Father And Doubts
018 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part)
019 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (Last Part)
020 – First Lesson
021 – John Sensei
022 – John Sensei And The Boy
023 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part – John Pov)
024 – First Lesson (John’S Pov)
025 – Things I Learned
026 – Three Of Them
027 – Premonition
028 – What Should I Do?
029 – Way Too Suspicious
030 – A Meeting With Despair
031 – Hey, I Overcame My Surprise
032 – My Work Can’T Seemed To Finish
033 – Regain Consciousness
034 – The Future
035 – Continuous Shocks
036 – Enrollment!
Stuff
037 – The Usual
038 – Recovery
039 – Welcome Party
040 – Dormitory Mates
041 – Ah, What Should I Say About This?
042 – Apology And Zen
043 – Zelda’S Troubles
044 – Quiet Yet Noisy
045 – Development
046 – First Lesson
047 – Quiet Yet Noisy (Selphys Pov)
048 – Miso Is Troubled
049 – Flower On Both Hands?
050 – First Magic Lesson
051 – Maria’S Father
052 – May Festival (First)
053 – May Festival (Last)
054 – Attack
055 – Aftermath
056 – Compensation
057 – Oops, I Summoned It
058 – You Call?
059 – To The Castle
060 – The King And The Emperor
061 – Report & Departure
062 – Information & Situation
063 – The Merchant
064 – To Know When To Give Up
065 – He Who Came Back
066 – Raging Bear
067 – Regrets & Determination
068 – Guideline
Interlude – Summer Holidays
D007 -My Son Went To The Academy (Gion’S Pov)
D008 – Beginning Of School! (Zen’S Pov)
D009 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… First Part (Mi’S Pov)
D010 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… Last Part (Mi’S Pov)
069 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (First)
070 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (Last)
071 – Retaliation Against Grousil (First)
072 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Mid)
073 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 01)
074 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 02)
075 – The Struggle Of A Retired Soldier
076 – Annihilation & Shame
077 – God’S Test
078 – Endless Envy
079 – Ivan’S Agony
080 – In The End, Ivan Is An Idiot
081 – Invitation
082 – The House Of Shadows And The Battle Mania
083 – I Will Not Recognize It As The Destruction Devil
084 – Awareness & Determination
085 – Horror Of The First Day Back
086 – Confusion & Wandering
087 – Ordinary Days
088 – I Don’T Understand
089 – Magic Tools & Magic Circles, Chants Too (John’S Pov)
090 – The Shadow’S Magic Tools & The Magic Language
091 – What Am I Depressed For?
092 – After The Fall
093 – Calius-Senpai
094 – The Magic Tool Shop And Dylan
095 – As Expected Of You, Zen
096 – Return My Feelings!
097 – The Swimming Tournament & The Something That Flowed Away
098 – We Need To Talk
099 – Separating Teams
100 – Disparity
101 – Ivan’S New Life (First)
102 – Ivan’S New Life (Last)
103 – The Tournament Is Starting!
104 – The Day Of The Tournament (First)
105 – Day Of The Tournament (Last)
106 – Gion’S Boyhood
107 – Grandfather’S Words
108 – Shou’S Grandpa
109 – A Messed-Up Face
110 – Trigger
111 – The Feelings Over The Years
112 – Summer Holidays
113 – A Shocking Visit
114 – Uuuuuuuu
115 – The 2 At That Time
116 – Why The Sudden Shocking Truth Now?
117 – The Diary Of The First Founder, Azuma
118 – Let Us Eat Dinner… Please?
119 – The Tempest Of Wrong Words
120 – Speaking Of Summer Event…
121 – The Watermelon… Got Smashed?
122 – It’S Vexing But This Is What Reminds One Of Summer
123 – Things You Can’T Forget If You Are Shooting Off Fireworks
124 – Finally Something Of Use
125 – The Reason For Not Telling
126 – Stop It!
127 – Firework Artisan
128 – Our Savior (First – Gurus Pov)
129 – Our Savior (Last – Gurus Pov)
130 – Waiting Time
131 – Flowers In Full Bloom
132 – Beryl’S Street
133 – Beryl’S Street
134 – Creeping Up Silently
135 – His Thoughts
136 – Hunter
137 – He Who Was Relied On
138 – If Prepared
139 – Drawing Near
140 – The Truth
141 – At A World Where Time Stop
142 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 1)
143 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 2)
144 – My Weird Kohai (Calius Pov)
145 – My Weird Sempai
146 – A Lady Will Never Be Defeated
147 – What’S Christmas? (First Half)
148 – What’S Christmas? (2Nd Half)
149 – It Sure Needs Thinking To Build A Long History
150 – My Eyes, My Eyes!!
151 – To The Church
152 – Only Confusion
153 – Embarrassment & Misunderstandings
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Drama, Fantasy, School Life, Shounen Status: Completed Tags Authors:

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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117 – The Diary Of The First Founder, Azuma

117 – The Diary Of The First Founder, Azuma

Posted on July 9, 2017 by crazypumkin

*Unedited

Since I calmed down, I decided to start a diary. I had this habit back on earth too and doing this would help me in organizing the situation.

Firstly, today’s the 2nd day I came here. Here refers to the all-so-common alternate world. I too, can’t believed it but I had seen magic right before my eyes and plus, I can feel the flow of mana myself so I had to believed it.

Let’s start from 2 days before.

The 1st day. On that day, before I came over, it was morning back on Earth. I met Shou on the way to school and after our usual bantering, a vase dropped directly onto Shou’s head. And while I was still stunned, a truck headed my way.

And when I thought I died, I was already in this world.

All these made no sense.

To appeared within a forest after seeing your best friend died and a truck running you over.

Shou, I’m sorry. I did not even had the time to grieved over your death. You might be laughing at how ortherdox this was to get reincarnated in an alternate world after being run down by a truck but in my case, it’s a trip instead. What was this, really…

Although I’m okay with it being a trip… no I’m not but let’s just leave it at that! For me, who read all mangas, novels, web novels, I came to realized it’s a trip to an alternate world pretty soon.

But, to have a sparkling ikeman who was like an assassin attacking you the moment you came over?! Usually, people who came over would have time to organize their thoughts and calm themselves down, don’t they?!

PLUS.

That silver-haired Onii-San looked exactly like Shou! When I thought that Shou had trip over as well, I called out to him only to had him come attacking me. And when I thought I was about to be beaten up, I could somehow repelled him. I’m so glad for the all-mighty other-worlder [cheat].

If all of this was not as ortherdox, I would had died. And when I wanted to speak to Silver-Shou, he muttered something incomprehensible and fainted away. Shou, who had fainted away, had a head of such beautiful silver hair that I thought this trip over had activated his chuunibyo-ness.

In the end, Shou, who had woken up, stood guarded against me and kept me at a distance. It seemed like he wasn’t Shou.

And above all, I can’t speak their language.

For an other-worlder such as me, wasn’t there supposed to be language [cheat]?!

Then, Shou-lookalike then finally introduced himself. It seemed like he was called Simon Beryl or something. If I was not wrong, I had an inkling that the name Simon usually had a nickname as Shou.

That was why he was very surprised by me when I first called out to him using Shou. I just realized it now. But the difference in language was hindering me in obtaining any information whatsoever.

On the 2nd day, he was still on guard against me but had also started teaching me their language.

Clothes were dorrieraxe, hand was jiccoreth or something similar to that prounciation. At the very least I was sure this language do not exist on Earth. Yes, there was way to many little sounds in there.



I feel like eating potato chips. I’m sick of meat….

In these few weeks, we had been hunting down monsters and eating it. It was really delicious at first. I mean, I was one of the rare carnivores men, you see.

It was great that the trip had given me some [cheat]. My strength seemed like it had grown 4 times better than before. If not for that, I wouldn’t be able to hunt any monsters down.

Now, I could understand simple phrases of this world’s language. And from S-Shou, I came to know that he was on the run from his country for having committed a crime. He’s a criminal?! But after getting along with him, I found him to be quite a good guy.

Maybe something happened behind the scenes.



A big discovery. Magic chants were in Japanese! My excitement was raised to the max! That meant that I had been shooting out random magic until I passed out.

Now, it was time for my legand to began!



The reason S-Shou was hunted down was because he proposed to null the treatment against Beastmen and angered the Emperor. What a good guy. As he was being chased by assassins called [Shadows], he could only hide within this [Demon Forest].

In that case, let’s create a country here.

There was nothing impossible that I can’t do. Because I was a living [Cheat]. I shall create a place where furry eared girls would lived in peace!



We started developing a part of land within the [Demon Forest]. I can’t say it’s a country yet but it’s a space where we could protect Beastmen.

Anyway, let’s just create a space in the middle of the [Demon Forest] first.

We had arranged tomorrow to be the day where we started cutting down trees. It will be alright as long as I cut it cleanly with an air knife.

S-Shou had said that if we were to developed the [Demon Forest], a calamity would befall us. But it was not like I am going to wipe the entire forest clean, just a tony part should be okay.



It’s no use.

I can’t clean up the trees at all.

I don’t know if it’s god’s punishment or something but monsters would started to gushed out once I cut the trees.

Let’s just sleep for today.



I met god. He was a grandpa with a really long beard.

Anyway, developing the forest would result in a calamity was not false, it seemed. It was not that god had purposely done it but it seemed like there was a fine balance between the positive and negative energies on this world and all the bad energies was sealed within this forest.

And if the trees were cut, the barrier sealing the energy would wavered and negative energy would gathered and created monsters.

Come to think of it, god spoke in Japanese. Maybe he’s former Japanese?

Anyway, I felt a sense of closeness with him. Anyway, it was not only the energies being in trouble, even nature. Stuff like landslide, global warming, and when I said that I understood the importance of these issue, god had promised that he would somehow emptied a space out for me.

After returning to the forest from the vast white amusing space in the god realm, I had to explained to the worried S-Shou about where I had been since I suddenly disappeared.

The face S-Shou made after I told him was hilarious.



Today, I got my first summoned beast. It’s a dream of everyone. A dragon.

Superrrrrr cool.

Since there were nothing to do, out of boredom, I went over to S-Shou and he taught me summoning. Although he said that summoning was not dangerous at all, the Dragon I summoned came attacking immediately.

After somehow defeating it, we made a pact. It said that it would follow me because it looked it it was going to be fun. Since it wanted a name as well, I named him ‘Shiro’.

It’s a cute name. Just like a dog.



A space had been emptied. Facing the empty land, I gave my thanks to god. After deciding that this place was going to be the capital, I joked to a smiling S-Shou that the named of this country would be Simon Country.

” Isn’t it confirmed that this is to be called Elzmu? ”

He said. Well, it was true that I went bargaining with god for this but it was not like I did anything great. God was just being a kind old man.

You’re joking. It counldn’t possibly be…

Wasn’t it supposed to be S-Shou, who was a former Noble to do this instead?

As for Elzmu, it was because Azuma seemed to be really difficult for S-Shou to pronounced and no matter how I corrected him, he could only call me Elzmu.

But when I explained that Azuma meant North in my country’s language, S-Shou started grinning. I had a bad feeling about this.



I made a pact with yet another beast.

It was a humanoid creature that was about 10cm tall but for some reason, it’s head was an eyeball. It’s look was exactly like Eyeball Ojiisan.

I saved it from being attacked by other monsters out of curiosity and was told by it that it wanted to make a pact with me. The magical pact that I made between us….. Let’s stop. I’m a male.

For this beast, it seemed like the price for the pact was to named it. I came out with a genius name ‘Alcumedes’.

Cool.



Alcumedes was able to used space magic, something like creating another dimension, and was able to place stuff inside.

Seeing that, I thought of something.

I wondered if it’s weird to go asking him to make tools for me just like a certain blue cat robot.

I immediately used that magic. The higher one’s mana was, the bigger the space was going to be.

Mine was 53 million so…. it was going to be big. I can put quite a lot of stuff in there.

Space magic sure was awesome. This, was what was missing. Well, tomorrow, we shall be heading towards S-Shou’s country, Hattuo.



The person who read this was most probably one of us. I don’t know if you are a tripper or a reincatator but, erm…. Please don’t mind my black history.

I’m regretting it.

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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