Um Sorry I’ve Been Reincarnated by Headphone Samurai

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
D002 – I’M Finally 3!
D003 – Seems Like A Tutor Is Coming
D004 – The Thoughts Of The Boy
D005 – Resemblance (John’S Pov)
D006 – The Fact That I’M Alive (Chiffon’S Pov)
001 – Prologue The View Is Better From The Top…?
002 – The Field Of Flowers
003 – A Bit Regretful, But Still Thankful
004 – The First Barrier
005 – I Am Back
006 – Mother, Giving Birth
007 – Nursing For The First Time
008 – I Will Try My Best
009 – If You Want To Learn How To Read, Get A Picture Book!
010 – I Came To Understand Various Things
011 -Seems Like Father Is Amazing
012 – I Cannot Believe It
013 – Mary San’S Diary
014 – Birthday! Debut! (First Part)
015 – Birthday! Debut! (Last Part)
016 – The Son Of Beryl House (14 Pov)
017 – Father And Doubts
018 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part)
019 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (Last Part)
020 – First Lesson
021 – John Sensei
022 – John Sensei And The Boy
023 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part – John Pov)
024 – First Lesson (John’S Pov)
025 – Things I Learned
026 – Three Of Them
027 – Premonition
028 – What Should I Do?
029 – Way Too Suspicious
030 – A Meeting With Despair
031 – Hey, I Overcame My Surprise
032 – My Work Can’T Seemed To Finish
033 – Regain Consciousness
034 – The Future
035 – Continuous Shocks
036 – Enrollment!
Stuff
037 – The Usual
038 – Recovery
039 – Welcome Party
040 – Dormitory Mates
041 – Ah, What Should I Say About This?
042 – Apology And Zen
043 – Zelda’S Troubles
044 – Quiet Yet Noisy
045 – Development
046 – First Lesson
047 – Quiet Yet Noisy (Selphys Pov)
048 – Miso Is Troubled
049 – Flower On Both Hands?
050 – First Magic Lesson
051 – Maria’S Father
052 – May Festival (First)
053 – May Festival (Last)
054 – Attack
055 – Aftermath
056 – Compensation
057 – Oops, I Summoned It
058 – You Call?
059 – To The Castle
060 – The King And The Emperor
061 – Report & Departure
062 – Information & Situation
063 – The Merchant
064 – To Know When To Give Up
065 – He Who Came Back
066 – Raging Bear
067 – Regrets & Determination
068 – Guideline
Interlude – Summer Holidays
D007 -My Son Went To The Academy (Gion’S Pov)
D008 – Beginning Of School! (Zen’S Pov)
D009 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… First Part (Mi’S Pov)
D010 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… Last Part (Mi’S Pov)
069 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (First)
070 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (Last)
071 – Retaliation Against Grousil (First)
072 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Mid)
073 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 01)
074 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 02)
075 – The Struggle Of A Retired Soldier
076 – Annihilation & Shame
077 – God’S Test
078 – Endless Envy
079 – Ivan’S Agony
080 – In The End, Ivan Is An Idiot
081 – Invitation
082 – The House Of Shadows And The Battle Mania
083 – I Will Not Recognize It As The Destruction Devil
084 – Awareness & Determination
085 – Horror Of The First Day Back
086 – Confusion & Wandering
087 – Ordinary Days
088 – I Don’T Understand
089 – Magic Tools & Magic Circles, Chants Too (John’S Pov)
090 – The Shadow’S Magic Tools & The Magic Language
091 – What Am I Depressed For?
092 – After The Fall
093 – Calius-Senpai
094 – The Magic Tool Shop And Dylan
095 – As Expected Of You, Zen
096 – Return My Feelings!
097 – The Swimming Tournament & The Something That Flowed Away
098 – We Need To Talk
099 – Separating Teams
100 – Disparity
101 – Ivan’S New Life (First)
102 – Ivan’S New Life (Last)
103 – The Tournament Is Starting!
104 – The Day Of The Tournament (First)
105 – Day Of The Tournament (Last)
106 – Gion’S Boyhood
107 – Grandfather’S Words
108 – Shou’S Grandpa
109 – A Messed-Up Face
110 – Trigger
111 – The Feelings Over The Years
112 – Summer Holidays
113 – A Shocking Visit
114 – Uuuuuuuu
115 – The 2 At That Time
116 – Why The Sudden Shocking Truth Now?
117 – The Diary Of The First Founder, Azuma
118 – Let Us Eat Dinner… Please?
119 – The Tempest Of Wrong Words
120 – Speaking Of Summer Event…
121 – The Watermelon… Got Smashed?
122 – It’S Vexing But This Is What Reminds One Of Summer
123 – Things You Can’T Forget If You Are Shooting Off Fireworks
124 – Finally Something Of Use
125 – The Reason For Not Telling
126 – Stop It!
127 – Firework Artisan
128 – Our Savior (First – Gurus Pov)
129 – Our Savior (Last – Gurus Pov)
130 – Waiting Time
131 – Flowers In Full Bloom
132 – Beryl’S Street
133 – Beryl’S Street
134 – Creeping Up Silently
135 – His Thoughts
136 – Hunter
137 – He Who Was Relied On
138 – If Prepared
139 – Drawing Near
140 – The Truth
141 – At A World Where Time Stop
142 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 1)
143 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 2)
144 – My Weird Kohai (Calius Pov)
145 – My Weird Sempai
146 – A Lady Will Never Be Defeated
147 – What’S Christmas? (First Half)
148 – What’S Christmas? (2Nd Half)
149 – It Sure Needs Thinking To Build A Long History
150 – My Eyes, My Eyes!!
151 – To The Church
152 – Only Confusion
153 – Embarrassment & Misunderstandings
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Drama, Fantasy, School Life, Shounen Status: Completed Tags Authors:

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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082 – The House Of Shadows And The Battle Mania

082 – The House Of Shadows And The Battle Mania

Posted on March 1, 2017 by crazypumkin

Editor: Poor_Hero

I broke through the darkness of the night.

It was regrettable that even with my enhanced vision, I could hardly see more than a short distance ahead.

I had enough.

I had enough of losing people without doing anything.

I had enough of losing even if I did anything.

” ……I will crush them. ”

The wind around prevented my voice from leaking out but at least my desire was conveyed.

I finally arrived right on top of where the 3 dots on the map were shining. But only thing I saw there was an unlivable broken-down house. There were countless holes in the roof and it was in a condition where only the bare bones of the house was left standing. No one could be seen.

Why?

No matter how I doubted my eyes, what I cannot see would still remain unseen. It was just an empty whirl of nothingness there. It had completely turned dark. On the other side of the blue blue sky, the reddish glow at the edge of the horizon flickered gloomily as it died down.

[TN: Okay, I have no idea why the author keeps alt between total darkness and still seeing the light and blue sky. I reckon she’s hanging out with Alcohol-san.]

Was my magic wrong?

No, it cannot be. Nothing could be done if that’s the case. I had a solid image in my mind as I chanted the spell perfectly. It would be to the degree of denying the laws of this world itself if the magic was wrong despite it activating.

In that case, why was there nothing here?

No, it was not that there was no one here…. but that I can’t see anyone. Yes, [Shadows] were known to control the darkness. When I first met Chiffon and Buu-san, Buu-san was using《影》. Like me right now.

It was written ‘my hall’ on the paper left behind. There was no way it would be this broken-down house.

Which meant.

The hall was hidden. There was nothing else I could do even if I was wrong about this.

“《魔法効果透視》”

[TN: Mahou Kouka Toushi, See-through all magic effects]

I chanted and it unexpectedly appeared instantly. It was quite.. anticlimactic.

In a word, it was a masterpiece.

The [Shadow’s Hall] looked very shadowish. It was made out of grey stone with simple, yet dignified engraving around the windows. Beyond the window was shrouded in darkness so unfortunately, the interior cannot be seen. The roof was painted in a dim dark green color and somehow, at the edge, gargoyles were placed there, looking like a western horror house that was rather out-of-place.

And at the top, instead of an arc, a stupidly huge onion-like gate could be seen. 3 lines were engraved along the shape and at the very top, at the opening, Japanese were minutely craved.

A magic circle.

It seemed to be written in a clerical script-style font. It shouldn’t match with a Gothic-style house but somehow, it strangely fit. An ominous yet grandeur kind of feeling?

Plus, dimwitted phrase like ‘Hide this Hall of Shadows’, ‘Look like a broken-down house’ and ‘Just a framework for the roof’ was written on it.

Above everything else, right in the middle of the damn huge ass door,《Say Open Sesame! to open this door》was written.

How surreal was this? But I don’t have the time to laugh and enjoy. I do not have the time to hold back.

Taking a deep breath, I stood in front of the door with hands on my hip and shouted.

“《開けゴマ》! ”

[TN: Yeah, you guys should know what this mean]

Yep. I said that straight out.

I did feel a little foolish.

I mean, think about it. You are about to face a villainous assassination group of [Shadows] while shouting《Open Sesame》 at the top of your lungs!

Don’t you think that was the meaning of foolish?

When I was thinking about all that, the door opened smoothly, surprising silent as the mouth I used to eat dropped open.

Hm.

In that case, aren’t I Issun-Boshi? So be it. I touched the wall and created a thin sword before spreading my mana into it, strengthening it.

[TN: One-inch boy folk tale. Wiki it.]

Going along with the flow, I swung the sword and yelled.

” THANK YOU FOR YOUR INVITATION! I HAD COME AS YOU REQUESTED, YOU BASTARD!! ”

Then, a gigantic stairway appeared in front of me and, standing at the doorway, a large man that was playing with a wasp was standing there.

” Wah! That was fast! ”

….And he looked extremely shocked.

” To think you would come before the preparations are complete! Hm, you are stronger than I thought. I am truly happy about this! ”

‘In an instant, he drew close with a smiling face――――――!?’ was what I was thinking when he suddenly slashed at me.

” uWah. ”

Right away, I jumped away from that man and slid around to his back.

” Yes, it has to be like this! ”

The man laughed with ferocity as though satisfied as he turned around. His grin got wider on his reddish-dark skin as he declared to me.

” You, the one I had been waiting for, the one with strength! ”

With a look of ecstasy, the large man looked at me with conviction.

……..I see, this guy was a battle mania.

” Is it you bastard who send me the invitation? ”

As a grin surfaced on my face, I enhanced my thinking speed, my strength, and my speed and hardened my defenses. At the same time as I was staring at Mr.Large, my brain was sectioning the place and creating a map.

” It’s showtime! For my lord! ”

” Sh…Showtime… ”

I should not be bothered about that crazy pace of his.

….I see.

I slashed at the floor with all my strength.

Crash, a huge noise rang out as a hole was created and the falling rubble showed that there was a space underneath.

And, when I realized it, Mr.Large lifted his hand and moved it to his back, drawing something out.

Slow-motion time. As the floor fragments fell, piece by piece, Mr.Large moved fluidly toward me, drawing near.

” Try this! ”

His swordsmanship was as if it was enchanting me.

No, that was not a Katana…The thing Mr.Large pulled out in an instant was a large broadsword. Although I did strengthen myself, I cannot over-stress my body. And it was when I wanted to face his attack, I was attacked with a vicious chill down my back. Immediately, I did a huge jump back.

” Your lord. Ah, your lord. You are a summoned beast. ”

I just barely managed to respond slowly. I cannot show my anxiety.

The floor I was standing on was beautifully and splendidly cut. There was no noise, as though he was slicing through the floor like tofu.

It would be dangerous to not avoid that sharp-freaky slash.

Unknown to Mr.Large, a huge amount of sweat was dripping down my back.

What was this? Really, what was thiiisss?!

” Hm. You avoided it. ”

Please don’t say it as if you were saying ‘Ah, good morning. ‘. And don’t brandish your sword about in a gleeful manner! The body of Mr.Large who was swinging that large broadsword around was impressive. In addition, the floor was being cut like a swiss cheese.

” What if I did not avoid that sharp sword? Don’t you think that’s unfair? ”

I tried saying that with a casually smiling face but that was really dangerous.

I really think that was a foul.

As Mr.Large chased after me while attacking, one part of my multi-tasking brain caught a figure jumping out from underneath the cracked floor.

“《二段ジャンプ》! ”

[TN: Nidan Jump, 2 step jump]

As I jumped to avoid the broadsword attack, I furthermore kicked the sky to propel myself higher as so to also avoid that shadow. I then stood at that height as I turned and faced the 2 of them.

” It might be a foul. Why? Because he is the legendary disaster, high-ranking magical beast, Demon. ”

The person who flew out, said, as he grinned at me. As though he was sneering and ridiculing me.

” Welcome to my Hall of Shadows, William Beryl. Tonight, you shall have all the hospitality I can give. Since I had been in your care. ”

And with that, 3 more shadows jumped out.

” I would like you not to underestimate us [Shadows]. ”

It was Zirco-san, Buu-san and Ivan-san, who lost the shine in their eyes.

――――I do know how to deal with it though!

” 《ジルコさんの隷属の首輪解除》《プースさんとイワンさんのも解除》!で、《3人に結界をかけたげて》! ”

[TN: 《Zirco-san no Reizoku no kubiwa kaijo》, Release Zirco’s collar of slavery. 《Buu-san to Ivan-san no mo kaijo》, Release Buu and Ivan’s too. De, and. 《Sannin ni kekkai wo kaketagete》Expand a barrier around the 3 of them. Phew.]

Therefore, I activated my magic with a long chant that I hadn’t been using for so long. If I were to explain in terms of temperature, it was like the warmth of the sun as mana spread and wrapped around the 3.

At the very same time as I activated my magic, the 3, whom leaped up towards me, lost their strength and started losing speed. They then fell towards the floor but no worries, my barrier was there to protect~ them!

” Wh, what?! ”

I ignored the [Shadow] standing in front of me as he muttered a line that those 3rd-rated villain part usually says. Rather, Mr.Large, the Demon, who sneaked up on me behind without a sound, was far scarier.

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

As I screamed in my heart while I flew forward in a bid to escape. Then did a somersault.

No time to joke around.

This time, the attack came from the Shadow-Guy, who was aiming for his opportunity all these while. Furthermore, I could see that his sword was smeared with poison. Unscrupulous! How unscrupulous! Poison on top of a pincer attack?!! What was this, how scary! Really scary!

《鎌鼬》

[TN: Kamaitachi, Razor wind, not the yokai. This time.]

I activated it chantlessly towards the one I was facing. I released the invisible blades of wind towards the ‘Dangerous Target’, ah no, I mean the Demon.

But.

” Break! ”

You got to be kidd~ing.

The wind was slashed apart from the Demon’s swing of his broadsword. Don’t you find that weird? Stuff like air and wind was like the representative for stuff that can’t be cut!

I had enough.

But I will try my best and shoot another one in desperation.

《虚無の刃》

[TN: Kyomu no Yaiba. The blade of void]

I hated this magic because it was bathed in Chyuunibyo. The attribute-less crescent-shaped pitch-black blade that did not produce any light but instead simply, very eerily absorbed, strike at Demon.

Attribute-less.

This was a blade that totally ignored the laws of physics. A blade that doesn’t exist cannot be cut!

” Break! ”

Yep, it happened.

This person cut it easily just liked that. Plus he did that by simply thrusting his sword at it.

Trying to escape from the large broadsword, I sidestepped to the left, only for the sword, that was swung down half-way, to change its direction towards me.

Thanks to that, I got stuck at doing a weird loopy-somersault-like jump in order to avoid it. Furthermore, in the midst of jumping, the Shadow-guy flicked his wrist at me and a dozen of small daggers flew towards me. I wondered if I should call those flying weapons or hidden weapons? It’s kind of those where assassins in fantasy often used. I was very sure those were all smeared with poison.

Desperate, I deflected all the daggers with my sword. You know, the me right now was enhanced with accelerated thinking speed. What was with these people? Unbelievable.

” Zirco-san! Really, that! What’s?! That?! ”

I slashed and deflected the fluid attacks at me by the broadsword before managing to barely avoid the slash by Shadow-guy after noticing his attack through a gap. I knew the attack would come sooner or later but to really see it happening was a little surreal.

Then, Zirco-san, who was laying flat on the ground, raised his voice.

” High ranking magical beast – Demon. It was known to be the origin of disaster and its existence was said to be sealed a long time ago, even before Hattuo was founded and all details are unknown! ”

《水の刃》[TN: Mizu no Yaiba, Blade of Water]

《火矢》[TN: Kasen, Fire Arrow]

《ぬーりーかーべー》[TN: Nurikabe, Invisible wall, another yokai, google it]

Che, it was useless.

I shot magic after magic but as expected, it was all cut down.

” But that sword though. A sword that could cut through anything, even god. It likens as a [God Slaying Sword]. There was a legend about how it was really used to slay a god. ”

The Shadow-guy then interrupted Zirco-san,

” Destruction Devil, was what it is called. ”

He shrugged with a face that found it all amusing before pointing to my back.

” Demon, cut ‘that’ down. ”

The finger was pointed at, it went without saying, the 3 of them.

………What a really freaking unscrupulous bastard.

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TN: Hmm. Now we kinda got an idea who spidey thinks when he is battling someone.

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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