Um Sorry I’ve Been Reincarnated by Headphone Samurai

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
D002 – I’M Finally 3!
D003 – Seems Like A Tutor Is Coming
D004 – The Thoughts Of The Boy
D005 – Resemblance (John’S Pov)
D006 – The Fact That I’M Alive (Chiffon’S Pov)
001 – Prologue The View Is Better From The Top…?
002 – The Field Of Flowers
003 – A Bit Regretful, But Still Thankful
004 – The First Barrier
005 – I Am Back
006 – Mother, Giving Birth
007 – Nursing For The First Time
008 – I Will Try My Best
009 – If You Want To Learn How To Read, Get A Picture Book!
010 – I Came To Understand Various Things
011 -Seems Like Father Is Amazing
012 – I Cannot Believe It
013 – Mary San’S Diary
014 – Birthday! Debut! (First Part)
015 – Birthday! Debut! (Last Part)
016 – The Son Of Beryl House (14 Pov)
017 – Father And Doubts
018 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part)
019 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (Last Part)
020 – First Lesson
021 – John Sensei
022 – John Sensei And The Boy
023 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part – John Pov)
024 – First Lesson (John’S Pov)
025 – Things I Learned
026 – Three Of Them
027 – Premonition
028 – What Should I Do?
029 – Way Too Suspicious
030 – A Meeting With Despair
031 – Hey, I Overcame My Surprise
032 – My Work Can’T Seemed To Finish
033 – Regain Consciousness
034 – The Future
035 – Continuous Shocks
036 – Enrollment!
Stuff
037 – The Usual
038 – Recovery
039 – Welcome Party
040 – Dormitory Mates
041 – Ah, What Should I Say About This?
042 – Apology And Zen
043 – Zelda’S Troubles
044 – Quiet Yet Noisy
045 – Development
046 – First Lesson
047 – Quiet Yet Noisy (Selphys Pov)
048 – Miso Is Troubled
049 – Flower On Both Hands?
050 – First Magic Lesson
051 – Maria’S Father
052 – May Festival (First)
053 – May Festival (Last)
054 – Attack
055 – Aftermath
056 – Compensation
057 – Oops, I Summoned It
058 – You Call?
059 – To The Castle
060 – The King And The Emperor
061 – Report & Departure
062 – Information & Situation
063 – The Merchant
064 – To Know When To Give Up
065 – He Who Came Back
066 – Raging Bear
067 – Regrets & Determination
068 – Guideline
Interlude – Summer Holidays
D007 -My Son Went To The Academy (Gion’S Pov)
D008 – Beginning Of School! (Zen’S Pov)
D009 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… First Part (Mi’S Pov)
D010 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… Last Part (Mi’S Pov)
069 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (First)
070 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (Last)
071 – Retaliation Against Grousil (First)
072 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Mid)
073 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 01)
074 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 02)
075 – The Struggle Of A Retired Soldier
076 – Annihilation & Shame
077 – God’S Test
078 – Endless Envy
079 – Ivan’S Agony
080 – In The End, Ivan Is An Idiot
081 – Invitation
082 – The House Of Shadows And The Battle Mania
083 – I Will Not Recognize It As The Destruction Devil
084 – Awareness & Determination
085 – Horror Of The First Day Back
086 – Confusion & Wandering
087 – Ordinary Days
088 – I Don’T Understand
089 – Magic Tools & Magic Circles, Chants Too (John’S Pov)
090 – The Shadow’S Magic Tools & The Magic Language
091 – What Am I Depressed For?
092 – After The Fall
093 – Calius-Senpai
094 – The Magic Tool Shop And Dylan
095 – As Expected Of You, Zen
096 – Return My Feelings!
097 – The Swimming Tournament & The Something That Flowed Away
098 – We Need To Talk
099 – Separating Teams
100 – Disparity
101 – Ivan’S New Life (First)
102 – Ivan’S New Life (Last)
103 – The Tournament Is Starting!
104 – The Day Of The Tournament (First)
105 – Day Of The Tournament (Last)
106 – Gion’S Boyhood
107 – Grandfather’S Words
108 – Shou’S Grandpa
109 – A Messed-Up Face
110 – Trigger
111 – The Feelings Over The Years
112 – Summer Holidays
113 – A Shocking Visit
114 – Uuuuuuuu
115 – The 2 At That Time
116 – Why The Sudden Shocking Truth Now?
117 – The Diary Of The First Founder, Azuma
118 – Let Us Eat Dinner… Please?
119 – The Tempest Of Wrong Words
120 – Speaking Of Summer Event…
121 – The Watermelon… Got Smashed?
122 – It’S Vexing But This Is What Reminds One Of Summer
123 – Things You Can’T Forget If You Are Shooting Off Fireworks
124 – Finally Something Of Use
125 – The Reason For Not Telling
126 – Stop It!
127 – Firework Artisan
128 – Our Savior (First – Gurus Pov)
129 – Our Savior (Last – Gurus Pov)
130 – Waiting Time
131 – Flowers In Full Bloom
132 – Beryl’S Street
133 – Beryl’S Street
134 – Creeping Up Silently
135 – His Thoughts
136 – Hunter
137 – He Who Was Relied On
138 – If Prepared
139 – Drawing Near
140 – The Truth
141 – At A World Where Time Stop
142 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 1)
143 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 2)
144 – My Weird Kohai (Calius Pov)
145 – My Weird Sempai
146 – A Lady Will Never Be Defeated
147 – What’S Christmas? (First Half)
148 – What’S Christmas? (2Nd Half)
149 – It Sure Needs Thinking To Build A Long History
150 – My Eyes, My Eyes!!
151 – To The Church
152 – Only Confusion
153 – Embarrassment & Misunderstandings
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Drama, Fantasy, School Life, Shounen Status: Completed Tags Authors:

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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065 – He Who Came Back

065 – He Who Came Back

Posted on December 16, 2016 by crazypumkin

Editor: Poor_Hero

His consciousness began to surface slowly after submerging for so long. He then slowly opened his eyes from that comfortable slumber.

” …….. An unknown ceiling.. ”

Yes, the uncle who just spitted out this phrase just a moment ago was no other than the one and only Caralsdoni. He then remembered he flew out of the water and began to look around restlessly, putting his guard up.

…..That’s right.

As his brain started waking up, last night’s memories started flowing back. It seemed like he had managed to go through last night without any accident.

This room was the room the Bear guy had carried him in. Although it was not confirmed to be safe yet, he felt like it was okay to relax. Relieved, Caralsdoni stroked his chest to calm himself down.

Even so, to not have woken up before then proved the nerves of steel he had. And when he was feeling half shocked and half amazed at what he had done, the door opened with a clank.

And caused Caralsdoni to doubt his eyes.

” I am so very sorry! ”

――――――――A bear was doing a dogeza. [TN: Prostrate on the ground.]

” Wha, wha, wha, what?? ”

In the end, Caralsdoni fell into a state of confusion as he darted his eyes about.



” Really, I am hopeless. I tend to ignore the surroundings if I get too engrossed in something. ”

” Ah….Eh.. ”

Bear guy and Caralsdoni were sitting opposite each other at the dining table. The room made out of wood was kept simple, which in turn gave out a calm and peaceful atmosphere.

And in that room, as opposed to the embarrassed bear guy who was scratching his head, Caralsdoni had a troubled smile on his face.

What was going on?

He was completely lost. For now, he understood that Bear guy had no intention to harm him and instead was apologizing for something. Caralsdoni had been tilting his head in confusion for a while now.

” I am really so sorry. To have brought you here without any explanation whatsoever… you must have been very confused. ”

Bear guy said, regret dripping from his slowly drawn out words. Now Caralsdoni got it. It seemed like Bear guy finally realized what he had done.

” It’s all right. It seemed like I was saved as well. ”

He had to give his thanks first. Although he had many questions, it was manners to give thanks to the man who saved his life.

As Caralsdoni gave his thanks, he too, urged for answers.

” I had a shock when I saw you drifting down the river. As you stopped breathing, I gave your CPR, cardiopulmonary resuscitation. ”

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation?

When he revealed a confused face, Bear guy showed a proud look as he explained.

” I was taught by someone I know. The way to help someone resume breathing when they stop. ”

” I see. ”

Caralsdoni nodded. Bear guy nodded in satisfaction as well before glancing at Caralsdoni.

” ……But why are you washed away in the river? ”

Bear guy had a curious expression that masked the worry that fleeted across his face now and then. Caralsdoni felt a lump in his throat.

The reason was that he fell and knocked his head was so embarrassing that he dared not to say it. Looking at the complicated face Bear guy was making in front of Caralsdoni, he must have thought Caralsdoni was involved in some incident or something.

Caralsdoni swallowed his sigh and started thinking. He knew the longer he stayed silent, the higher the expectation was. He was in deep conflict with himself. No, it was just that he was really embarrassed.

Steeling himself, he opened his mouth.

Bear guy was his savior. Let’s swallow his pride and spit everything out. Besides, this turn of event seemed to be convenient for him. There was no loss in telling the truth.

……..Apart from the burn of embarrassment.

” …….Actually, I fell and bumped my head when I was swimming in the river…. ”

Saying that, he felt Bear guy’s gaze. A pitying gaze. It’s no good, he felt like running away. He felt like running the hell away. After all the misfortune and despair, he wanted to cry.

Panicking, he started to explain.

” No, actually, my name’s Caralsdoni. I own a trading company. ”

” …..Perhaps.. in Elzmu? ”

Caralsdoni was surprised. The man in front of him had a well-built body that had scars like a warrior here and there. As he was wondering why, he realized it.

This place was close to the mercantile nation (Dyuvu).

If it was a mercantile nation, even merchants would be muscular. Caralsdoni felt admiration at that, totally missing the point at the same time. Plus, he was glad that he was known even in such a far-away place that his voice raised.

” Oh, you have heard of me? I am honored!! So you are a merchant too? ”

” Ahh, I am just starting out as one. ”

They shared a moment of laughter.

Ah, let’s get back, let’s get back.

Caralsdoni then continued explaining about his embarrassing situation.

” …..And I led my caravan through the [Demon Forest] a few days ago. We went through it peacefully but as we relaxed, it kinda happened… ”

Caralsdoni gave a vague explanation and a question mark floated above Bear guy’s head. There’s no wonder. Even Caralsdoni himself had no idea what happened.

” I think something happened but my memories are very fuzzy.. Even I myself don’t know what’s what…. ”

In the end, it was as he hadn’t explained anything at all. Caralsdoni finally allowed himself a sigh. And there, the Bear guy in front of him seemed to have realized something. With a bitter face, he murmured.

” ……It might be better to not know anything. ”

” Eh? ”

This time, it was Caralsdoni who had a question mark above his head.

” I had an idea about what happened but it is dangerous to talk about it so…. Sorry. ”

Caralsdoni was shocked at the sudden apology as well as the sadness in his voice. Then, before he could even react, Bear guy lifted his head up with a snap. Different from his previous sad expression, he looked happy.

” But I think I can help. ”



The clear blue sky. The floating clouds.

The beautiful green grass against the contrast brown color of the earth. The bright rays of sunlight.

Ahh, the world was such a beautiful place. Why had he forgotten about it till now?

In the swaying carriage, Caralsdoni leaned out.

” Full speed ahead! ”

Buhual cried and whipped both of the horses in front of him. At the sudden acceleration, Caralsdoni, who was riding at the back, along with the luggage, fell and hit his butt hard.

*Snicker

Somehow he could hear laughter but even so, he had a bright smile on his face. Yes! The reason for that was because he was about to meet with his beloved Maria!

He felt like shouting out his joy but as that would disturb the peace of other passengers, he managed to surpass it down.

Oh god! Oh wonderful god!

How amazing. It was the 2nd time in his entire life that Caralsdoni gave his thanks to god. By the way, the 1st time was the moment Maria was born.

Bear guy, who said he could help, introduced himself. His name seemed to be Buhual. He hadn’t heard of that name but kept silent. As he was led over to the carriage, he saw someone loading his stuff onto it. It was he, Bibinyaru, who was sitting beside Caralsdoni and also the one who laughed.

A bear and cat beastmen. And the luggage they brought along was spices.

With that he came to realize it.

These 2 were the merchants whose products were a big hit in the country. The product, with the use of spices, were, as you guess, food.

The noodle that was mixed well with sauce [Yakisoba], the round dango filled with Ajipo meat [Takoyaki], the noodle dish with its rich ogre broth [Tonkotsu Ramen] and many more. It was so popular that whenever the food cart appeared, White Knights would be needed to maintain the long snake queues.

It was delicious beyond imagination and not long after, it was being termed as [Grade B Gourmet Food]. By the way, Caralsdoni was a fan. He ate every one of them. And as if that surprise was not enough, the 2 of them were to set out for Elzmu on that very day too.

What a coincidence.

That was why Caralsdoni gave god his thanks. He was saved in ways more than one.

But he did not consider that he is going to be shocked again.

To reach Elzmu, one would have to cross the [Demon Forest]. And even now, not one guard could be seen accompanying them. When he asked, the answer given was that they had no use for them as both of them was enough.

No way. It can’t be.

Wow, merchants from the south are scary. He felt that deeply as he stared at Buhual’s back.



Caralsdoni thought Buhual was acting as the guard but it looked like Bibinyaru was as strong.

He had doubts about that slender body being able to do anything, but as he saw how Bibinyaru ‘played’ with the beasts in the speed that’s so fast he could not follow, his mouth just couldn’t close.

The way there went by peacefully and as the road they were traveling on slowly turned to stone paving, Caralsdoni saw the lovely familiar scenery unfolding in front of him.

” …..I am back!! ”

Once the carriage stopped for inspection, Caralsdoni leaped out and started running towards the nostalgic city gates……

…..and was caught.

” ……Eh? ”

And he left the stunned Buhual and Bibinyaru behind him.

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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