Um Sorry I’ve Been Reincarnated by Headphone Samurai

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
D002 – I’M Finally 3!
D003 – Seems Like A Tutor Is Coming
D004 – The Thoughts Of The Boy
D005 – Resemblance (John’S Pov)
D006 – The Fact That I’M Alive (Chiffon’S Pov)
001 – Prologue The View Is Better From The Top…?
002 – The Field Of Flowers
003 – A Bit Regretful, But Still Thankful
004 – The First Barrier
005 – I Am Back
006 – Mother, Giving Birth
007 – Nursing For The First Time
008 – I Will Try My Best
009 – If You Want To Learn How To Read, Get A Picture Book!
010 – I Came To Understand Various Things
011 -Seems Like Father Is Amazing
012 – I Cannot Believe It
013 – Mary San’S Diary
014 – Birthday! Debut! (First Part)
015 – Birthday! Debut! (Last Part)
016 – The Son Of Beryl House (14 Pov)
017 – Father And Doubts
018 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part)
019 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (Last Part)
020 – First Lesson
021 – John Sensei
022 – John Sensei And The Boy
023 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part – John Pov)
024 – First Lesson (John’S Pov)
025 – Things I Learned
026 – Three Of Them
027 – Premonition
028 – What Should I Do?
029 – Way Too Suspicious
030 – A Meeting With Despair
031 – Hey, I Overcame My Surprise
032 – My Work Can’T Seemed To Finish
033 – Regain Consciousness
034 – The Future
035 – Continuous Shocks
036 – Enrollment!
Stuff
037 – The Usual
038 – Recovery
039 – Welcome Party
040 – Dormitory Mates
041 – Ah, What Should I Say About This?
042 – Apology And Zen
043 – Zelda’S Troubles
044 – Quiet Yet Noisy
045 – Development
046 – First Lesson
047 – Quiet Yet Noisy (Selphys Pov)
048 – Miso Is Troubled
049 – Flower On Both Hands?
050 – First Magic Lesson
051 – Maria’S Father
052 – May Festival (First)
053 – May Festival (Last)
054 – Attack
055 – Aftermath
056 – Compensation
057 – Oops, I Summoned It
058 – You Call?
059 – To The Castle
060 – The King And The Emperor
061 – Report & Departure
062 – Information & Situation
063 – The Merchant
064 – To Know When To Give Up
065 – He Who Came Back
066 – Raging Bear
067 – Regrets & Determination
068 – Guideline
Interlude – Summer Holidays
D007 -My Son Went To The Academy (Gion’S Pov)
D008 – Beginning Of School! (Zen’S Pov)
D009 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… First Part (Mi’S Pov)
D010 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… Last Part (Mi’S Pov)
069 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (First)
070 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (Last)
071 – Retaliation Against Grousil (First)
072 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Mid)
073 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 01)
074 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 02)
075 – The Struggle Of A Retired Soldier
076 – Annihilation & Shame
077 – God’S Test
078 – Endless Envy
079 – Ivan’S Agony
080 – In The End, Ivan Is An Idiot
081 – Invitation
082 – The House Of Shadows And The Battle Mania
083 – I Will Not Recognize It As The Destruction Devil
084 – Awareness & Determination
085 – Horror Of The First Day Back
086 – Confusion & Wandering
087 – Ordinary Days
088 – I Don’T Understand
089 – Magic Tools & Magic Circles, Chants Too (John’S Pov)
090 – The Shadow’S Magic Tools & The Magic Language
091 – What Am I Depressed For?
092 – After The Fall
093 – Calius-Senpai
094 – The Magic Tool Shop And Dylan
095 – As Expected Of You, Zen
096 – Return My Feelings!
097 – The Swimming Tournament & The Something That Flowed Away
098 – We Need To Talk
099 – Separating Teams
100 – Disparity
101 – Ivan’S New Life (First)
102 – Ivan’S New Life (Last)
103 – The Tournament Is Starting!
104 – The Day Of The Tournament (First)
105 – Day Of The Tournament (Last)
106 – Gion’S Boyhood
107 – Grandfather’S Words
108 – Shou’S Grandpa
109 – A Messed-Up Face
110 – Trigger
111 – The Feelings Over The Years
112 – Summer Holidays
113 – A Shocking Visit
114 – Uuuuuuuu
115 – The 2 At That Time
116 – Why The Sudden Shocking Truth Now?
117 – The Diary Of The First Founder, Azuma
118 – Let Us Eat Dinner… Please?
119 – The Tempest Of Wrong Words
120 – Speaking Of Summer Event…
121 – The Watermelon… Got Smashed?
122 – It’S Vexing But This Is What Reminds One Of Summer
123 – Things You Can’T Forget If You Are Shooting Off Fireworks
124 – Finally Something Of Use
125 – The Reason For Not Telling
126 – Stop It!
127 – Firework Artisan
128 – Our Savior (First – Gurus Pov)
129 – Our Savior (Last – Gurus Pov)
130 – Waiting Time
131 – Flowers In Full Bloom
132 – Beryl’S Street
133 – Beryl’S Street
134 – Creeping Up Silently
135 – His Thoughts
136 – Hunter
137 – He Who Was Relied On
138 – If Prepared
139 – Drawing Near
140 – The Truth
141 – At A World Where Time Stop
142 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 1)
143 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 2)
144 – My Weird Kohai (Calius Pov)
145 – My Weird Sempai
146 – A Lady Will Never Be Defeated
147 – What’S Christmas? (First Half)
148 – What’S Christmas? (2Nd Half)
149 – It Sure Needs Thinking To Build A Long History
150 – My Eyes, My Eyes!!
151 – To The Church
152 – Only Confusion
153 – Embarrassment & Misunderstandings
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Drama, Fantasy, School Life, Shounen Status: Completed Tags Authors:

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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002 – The Field Of Flowers

002 – The Field of Flowers

Posted on July 29, 2016 by crazypumkin

Editor : Poor_Hero

2nd Editor : Lazaruz22

TN: There’s a little extra something as compared to the digest chapter.

The world often changed.

That was because we made the ‘world’ up.

The thing we called ‘World’, in reality, could not be seen nor heard.

Which was why, we made up our own ‘world’ with the things we saw and our memories.

In short, as long as you were alive, the ‘world’ would grow bigger. Normally, that was. There existed people whose ‘world’ got smaller instead. What the heck, that’s me. Oh, whatever. What I wanted to say was, besides the ‘world’ that I knew, there were definitely other ‘worlds’ out there.

In other words.

………Where…was I?

I only knew that this was a very narrow place. For some reason, my field of vision was all dark and I felt like I was wrapped up and floating.

It seemed like I had arrived at a ‘world’ I had never seen before. In short, another world. Without making it short, it was still another world. Wha…..haaa.

To affect the way I grasped what a ‘world’ was only if I had been through it once as a human. Since textbooks usually did not teach about other worlds…They didn’t.

Yep.

Going straight to the point.

……….That dude who was god said so.

Which meant I was on the path of being reincarnated into another world.

Could I backtrack? I was going to do that.

…Heck, who I was asking anyway…



The vase hit my head directly.

The world started spinning in slow-motion.

The vase touched the top of my head, little by little, as the pressure was felt, my skull cracked.

I died…!

As I was thinking that, I realized my surroundings were a field of flowers. This was heaven? But I was sure I had not been through the wheel of reincarnation or King Enma or the last judgement?

Dying was surprising boring.

Having died by a vase, I really did not want to wake up amidst a field of flowers. My head was not full of flowers! And I started meaningless arguments with myself.

… While I was doing that, the field of flowers disappeared, leaving behind blinding white space all around.

” I am really so sorry!! ” [TN: He’s doing old man’s speech]

And suddenly someone jumped and knelt in front of me… An old man.

[TN: He was doing dogeza]

Erm… What was with this situation?

” Erm, what is happening? Please raise your head. ”

For now, I went along with the situation. An explanation would be good now.

” You would forgive me? ”

The old man raised his head in a snap, eyes sparkling.

……..

…….Not amused.

I was not feeling happy despite the fact I was in heaven.

” This is not heaven. ”

The old man said. Hm? Have you stopped apologizing? Or rather, this person, was he reading my thoughts?

” I am not a human but a god. ”

…For. Real?

It must be since I was in a heaven-like-space.

” Please don’t tell me… that I died because of…you? ”

I asked, remembering the web novel I was into at the moment.

” Yes, it is. ”

He puffed out his chest.

…This guy…..He was definitely not regretting this!

” Please listen to my reason? ”

I was tired of retorting. I sighed.

” Eh… Ah, my beard caught onto the plants without my knowing.. ”

……His beard.

The reason for my death was his beard, because of his beard.

My shoulders sagged.

“…..And? What should I do? ”

I hugged my head, giving up.

” ….You accepted that pretty fast. ”

God said, shocked as he looked at me with eyes peeking from underneath his long eyebrows.

” Ah…Haa… Even if I make a fuss.. Though I cannot forgive you for causing my death with a smile, being angry doesn’t mean you can send me back, right? ”

At that, God looked at me, still shocked.

” Even so, normally one would still fight against this fact. ”

Ah. That was right.

It must be because I was a lonely existence.

My sigh got seen by God.

” And, what’s gonna happen to me? ”

” Sorry, but you can either choose to reincarnate or disappear. ”

I was not disappearing! That’s horrible!

” …. I’ll reincarnate. ”

At that answer, God nodded deeply and said ” This time really… “. I did not pay attention to most of it but it ended with ” To truly apologize, I will grant you any of your wishes. ”

…In that case… I did not want to be hated as like my previous life.

…Experience…I would keep it.

” I want to have all of my memories of this former life. ”

” Is that all? ”

” If I ask too much it’s scary. ”

I laughed bitterly.

Tongue-Cut Sparrow was the biggest trauma from my childhood.

[TM: It’s a folktale, search it up.]

” I see. ”

God smiled gently upon hearing that.

” And so. Let’s send you on your way. ”

At that, my body was wrapped in a warm glow.

…Ah, right, there was something I would like to say.

《 Side: God 》

” Please shave your beard. ”

The young man wrapped in light disappeared from the white space.

The young man wrapped in light disappeared from the white space.

” Hmm, the beard eh.. ”

God happily twirled his beard around his fingers and started playing with it.

” What an amusing fellow. I wanted to grant him [cheats] but did not get to. Such a small wish too. Makes me seemed like the bad guy here. ”

Laughing, god handed down an order.

” For now, let’s just make all of his abilities maximum. ”

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《 Side: Shou 》

And so, we returned to the beginning of this chapter.

………..!!!!!

Suddenly, my world started shrinking. My head was splitting and it felt like something was pulling me along.

Wuuuuuahhhhh…pain! ….I am dying…

Then. Light.

” Gkyaaaaaaaaaaaaa (It hurtsssssssss)!!! ”

….Ah, can it be that it was my delivery just now?

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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