Um Sorry I’ve Been Reincarnated by Headphone Samurai

FULL INDEX - COMPLETE LIST OF CHAPTERS:
Synopsis and Starting Chapter
D002 – I’M Finally 3!
D003 – Seems Like A Tutor Is Coming
D004 – The Thoughts Of The Boy
D005 – Resemblance (John’S Pov)
D006 – The Fact That I’M Alive (Chiffon’S Pov)
001 – Prologue The View Is Better From The Top…?
002 – The Field Of Flowers
003 – A Bit Regretful, But Still Thankful
004 – The First Barrier
005 – I Am Back
006 – Mother, Giving Birth
007 – Nursing For The First Time
008 – I Will Try My Best
009 – If You Want To Learn How To Read, Get A Picture Book!
010 – I Came To Understand Various Things
011 -Seems Like Father Is Amazing
012 – I Cannot Believe It
013 – Mary San’S Diary
014 – Birthday! Debut! (First Part)
015 – Birthday! Debut! (Last Part)
016 – The Son Of Beryl House (14 Pov)
017 – Father And Doubts
018 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part)
019 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (Last Part)
020 – First Lesson
021 – John Sensei
022 – John Sensei And The Boy
023 – It’S Good I’M Betrayed (First Part – John Pov)
024 – First Lesson (John’S Pov)
025 – Things I Learned
026 – Three Of Them
027 – Premonition
028 – What Should I Do?
029 – Way Too Suspicious
030 – A Meeting With Despair
031 – Hey, I Overcame My Surprise
032 – My Work Can’T Seemed To Finish
033 – Regain Consciousness
034 – The Future
035 – Continuous Shocks
036 – Enrollment!
Stuff
037 – The Usual
038 – Recovery
039 – Welcome Party
040 – Dormitory Mates
041 – Ah, What Should I Say About This?
042 – Apology And Zen
043 – Zelda’S Troubles
044 – Quiet Yet Noisy
045 – Development
046 – First Lesson
047 – Quiet Yet Noisy (Selphys Pov)
048 – Miso Is Troubled
049 – Flower On Both Hands?
050 – First Magic Lesson
051 – Maria’S Father
052 – May Festival (First)
053 – May Festival (Last)
054 – Attack
055 – Aftermath
056 – Compensation
057 – Oops, I Summoned It
058 – You Call?
059 – To The Castle
060 – The King And The Emperor
061 – Report & Departure
062 – Information & Situation
063 – The Merchant
064 – To Know When To Give Up
065 – He Who Came Back
066 – Raging Bear
067 – Regrets & Determination
068 – Guideline
Interlude – Summer Holidays
D007 -My Son Went To The Academy (Gion’S Pov)
D008 – Beginning Of School! (Zen’S Pov)
D009 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… First Part (Mi’S Pov)
D010 – I Enrolled Into Phillis Academy But… Last Part (Mi’S Pov)
069 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (First)
070 – Cast Aside Shame When Traveling (Last)
071 – Retaliation Against Grousil (First)
072 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Mid)
073 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 01)
074 – Retaliation Against Grousil (Last 02)
075 – The Struggle Of A Retired Soldier
076 – Annihilation & Shame
077 – God’S Test
078 – Endless Envy
079 – Ivan’S Agony
080 – In The End, Ivan Is An Idiot
081 – Invitation
082 – The House Of Shadows And The Battle Mania
083 – I Will Not Recognize It As The Destruction Devil
084 – Awareness & Determination
085 – Horror Of The First Day Back
086 – Confusion & Wandering
087 – Ordinary Days
088 – I Don’T Understand
089 – Magic Tools & Magic Circles, Chants Too (John’S Pov)
090 – The Shadow’S Magic Tools & The Magic Language
091 – What Am I Depressed For?
092 – After The Fall
093 – Calius-Senpai
094 – The Magic Tool Shop And Dylan
095 – As Expected Of You, Zen
096 – Return My Feelings!
097 – The Swimming Tournament & The Something That Flowed Away
098 – We Need To Talk
099 – Separating Teams
100 – Disparity
101 – Ivan’S New Life (First)
102 – Ivan’S New Life (Last)
103 – The Tournament Is Starting!
104 – The Day Of The Tournament (First)
105 – Day Of The Tournament (Last)
106 – Gion’S Boyhood
107 – Grandfather’S Words
108 – Shou’S Grandpa
109 – A Messed-Up Face
110 – Trigger
111 – The Feelings Over The Years
112 – Summer Holidays
113 – A Shocking Visit
114 – Uuuuuuuu
115 – The 2 At That Time
116 – Why The Sudden Shocking Truth Now?
117 – The Diary Of The First Founder, Azuma
118 – Let Us Eat Dinner… Please?
119 – The Tempest Of Wrong Words
120 – Speaking Of Summer Event…
121 – The Watermelon… Got Smashed?
122 – It’S Vexing But This Is What Reminds One Of Summer
123 – Things You Can’T Forget If You Are Shooting Off Fireworks
124 – Finally Something Of Use
125 – The Reason For Not Telling
126 – Stop It!
127 – Firework Artisan
128 – Our Savior (First – Gurus Pov)
129 – Our Savior (Last – Gurus Pov)
130 – Waiting Time
131 – Flowers In Full Bloom
132 – Beryl’S Street
133 – Beryl’S Street
134 – Creeping Up Silently
135 – His Thoughts
136 – Hunter
137 – He Who Was Relied On
138 – If Prepared
139 – Drawing Near
140 – The Truth
141 – At A World Where Time Stop
142 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 1)
143 – What Would Happen To Hattuo? (Part 2)
144 – My Weird Kohai (Calius Pov)
145 – My Weird Sempai
146 – A Lady Will Never Be Defeated
147 – What’S Christmas? (First Half)
148 – What’S Christmas? (2Nd Half)
149 – It Sure Needs Thinking To Build A Long History
150 – My Eyes, My Eyes!!
151 – To The Church
152 – Only Confusion
153 – Embarrassment & Misunderstandings
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Completed, Drama, Fantasy, School Life, Shounen Status: Completed Tags Authors:

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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044 – Quiet Yet Noisy

044 – Quiet Yet Noisy

Posted on October 4, 2016 by crazypumkin

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That night.

It was so noisy that I woke up. But once I woke up, the only sound I could hear was Zen snoring. The dormitory was silent as well. Why did I think that it was noisy? Could it be a dream….?

There was no way to get an answer anyway. Oh well, it was most likely to be a dream. I would like to keep this from delving into horror.

But now I am awake.

There was no sense of sleepiness at all.

” ……….. ”

Now I had loads of free time on my hands. No I cannot go back to sleep. For some reason, my body started getting restless and my head was still filled with questions so I decided to take a walk.

The ladder creaked when I climbed down. Since when did it start creaking? Holding my breath, I took great care as I climbed down. Reaching the floor, I put on my shoes and slowly ran out.

At this time I would always think of a phrase.

Every step you take, lift silently, step softly, like a ninja. [TN: Took liberty with this. 一歩踏み出すたびに、抜き足、差し足、忍び足。Ippo fumidasu tabini, nukiashi, sashiashi, shinobiashi. Basically, stealthy steps.]

Come to think of it, we used to change it to ‘lift silently, step softly, walk drunkenly, hahaha. After laughing while reminiscing, I am currently repenting about it. Walking in a room without switching any lights on while laughing, I am like the most suspicious person right now!

By the way, that main point for that joke was to stumble exaggeratedly on the 3rd step.

《暗視》[TN: Anshi, Night Vision]

I cast my magic chantlessly. This is a very useful magic. It allows people to see without the need for any light so it was the ideal magic for lazy people. Ah, this world had no electricity in the first place so I had to change lights to a lamp-like magic tool.

Walking down the corridor in total darkness, I climbed up the stairs and passed the lobby. Once there, I saw a person crouching down at the sofa area.

That person was trembling and muttering something at the same time. I wonder what was wrong….? Worried, I got closer to her.

” ……so noisy, freaking noisy! Shut up! ”

That person who stood up shouting was the elf who skipped her self-introduction by being angry at that time.

Now, what did I do? If my ninja steps were being complained as too noisy then I can’t even breathe, can I? Hmm, that’s not it. She should not notice me being here in this darkness. But there was only me in this lobby right now.

――――――――Who or what was she yelling at?

As I continued watching her, she squatted down again.

At the self-introductions, she was clearly showing her anger at her surroundings. And me, who saw that….. Yes, at that time I felt that her anger ‘was not directed at us’. And now, thinking back, either her head was wired wrongly or she can see something we cannot.

I strongly want to believe that it was not the former. Let’s go with the latter. I decided to speak up.

” Are you okay? ”

The girl jumped at my voice. Trying not to scare her, I chanted.

“《光》” [TN: Hikari, Light]

Because having a guy suddenly appear right next to her in darkness was a standard in horror movies. The light ball that appeared bathed the lobby in a soft light.

Ah…..Wait. What if she was the kind who can see spirits…..?

Hhhhhhhhhhow?

What if she was distracted by this me who is trying to show off? That’s so uncool. No, no, no, no, no, a gentleman would always help a damsel in distress. I have to be confident here. Even though my inner thoughts were in a frenzy, I walked towards her.

She was looking at me with a worried face. ――――Bingo.

I was correct. She was not afraid of me but of something I cannot see. Even so, she was still worried about me. What a good girl. What was it that had driven her up the wall? Anyone who troubled a girl is the enemy of the world! Not to mention such a cute girl!

As I got closer to her, her pearly white smooth skin that young girls usually have, came into view. Oh, I am not a lolicon. No. Definitely.

….Ahhhh, damn it! It was irritating not to be able to see whatever was here! If I could see it I would bash it!

It was then I noticed.

If I cannot see it, all I need to do was to make it so I can see it!

I smiled, and immediately regretted smiling when I saw her shocked at it. Ah, it can’t be helped.

Rustle.

When I was 1 step closer to her, the air rustled. Could it be…that this was the cause that woke up me up? Thinking about it, I casted it chantlessly.

《可視化》[TN: Kashika, Visualization]

Suddenly, something appeared in front of me.

” ……!! ”

Taking a step back due to shock, I bit on my lips as I smiled. As I thought. Various vague human shapes appeared in the room. No, it would be more apt to say they were already in this room when I became able to see them. So they are the ones who troubled her.

《コイツらと会話》[TN: Koitsura to Kaiwa, Being able to talk to them]

I cannot hear their conversations so I focus my mana on my ears and cast.

” Oh! ”

Suddenly, it overflowed. Voices, voices, voices――――――――…. Without thinking, I covered my ears. Is she hearing this all the time? As I began to get used to it, I could pick up on several conversations.

(( Oi, this human seems to be able to see us? ))

(( Don’t talk crap. There’s no way he can! ))

(( That’s right, but he did take a step back, didn’t he? ))

(( I-It’s your imagination, there is no way a mere human can see us faeries… ))

” I can. ”

I stopped the self-important grandpa voice in mid-sentence. The voices grew louder, like they were bewildered. But above all, it was really noisy. I frowned and lowered my voice.

” You are troubling her, would you mind shutting up? ”

At that, the voices grew louder again. But instead of bewilderment, it sounded like mocking instead. As I waited for a reply, finally a self-important one replied me.

(( To think a low-mana mere human dares to commend us. ))

Okay, negotiations failー!

I see, so in the fairy’s world, the one with a high mana rules.

In that case………

I grinned.

” In short, you guys would abide me if my mana is higher? ”

(( Huh? Is your brain melting, human? As if anyone of us would lose to a human. To compete with us………!!?? ))

I let out a little of my mana that I usually stored inside of me. Ah, Father had once said that just by leaking 20% higher than what one normally would gave out would really be effective in intimidating people. Since I am a [Cheat], it would be enough to just release 10% to get these faeries to yield, hahahaha!

To tell the truth, I am quite irritated. There was no need to feel bad for these guys who forced such a cute girl up the wall.

Smiling all this while, I slowly approached the proud one who spoke just now. The faeries, who were so noisy just now, were so silent that you can hear a drop of water.

Tat tat tat tat. The only sound in the lobby right now was my footsteps as I finally stopped in front of that guy.

” Would you abide? ”

(( WAH!! ))

The faeries shuddered. This reaction hurts a little….and I did not even release 20%…. What am I, a rare beast?! I frowned unintentionally and all the fluttering faeries lay themselves at my feet. Yes, they are doing dogeza. [TN: 土下座, lay flat on the ground….goggle it.]

” I-I abide! Please…..forgive us for all the impolite things we had done! ”

That all-important grandpa was desperately shouting.

……Am I that scary?……

Even though I was shocked and a little hurt by that, at least that’s one problem solved. That’s a good thing.

” Is that so. That’s great. Would you mind leaving this place then? ”

My speech was slightly a mess but it cannot be helped. I smiled, and they dispersed like ants. [TN: Spiders in japanese] How rude. To not even apologize for causing this girl so much trouble. Oh well, I will get them to properly apologize the next time.

Hahh. I get out a breath as I kept my mana back in.

As I approached the stunned girl, she pulled back a little. Her eyes reflected surprised and doubts. I was worried if I scared her but it looked like I did. Even if I did predict it, it still hurts. But the girl was not to blame, I was the one who moved on my own.

” Sorry. ”

I sigh and laughed at the same time, scratching my head.

” I did not meant to scare you, are you okay? ”

Saying that, I crouched down to where she was. Her eyes avoided mine.

Uwa..uwah.

It seem like it’s my fate to have woman hate me….. I began to hate god…. But it was also due to this power (cheat) that I have the strength to help people so…. I had complicated feelings about this.

As these thoughts went through my mind, the crouching girl seem to have frozen in her spot. Then she began to speak, a bit reservedly.

” Ah…It’s not that. ”

” Hm….? ”

It’s not what? Do not tell me she was not being bothered by the faeries….? Worried, I looked at her and she said shyly.

” I am not scared….Erm….Thank you. ”

Her face blossomed into a smile. I went blank for a moment. Up till now I had only seen anger or an emotionless face. That smiling face was a critical hit. My god, this girl….is super cute! This onii-chan will look forward to your future! It’s not that I am a lolicon. It was just, a pure thought. Just a thought. I was only thinking that she really belongs to the beauty army.

My eyes met her deep green eyes and immediately, she avoided it.

…..Wah…..

Ah no, she did said she was not afraid of me so it might just be her habit of not meeting people’s eyes. Yep. I want to believe it was that, No, let’s make it that.

As I convinced myself, I stood up. Then, she spoke again.

” But. ”

But? I looked worriedly at her.

” Who are you? ”

I was asked a difficult question. She might be asking if I am a sage’s disciple or not due to my mana but sadly, my real identity was nothing like that. In that case, a noble and a student of this school, will that do? But with the flow of this conversation, to state I am a noble was kind of weird plus she would already know I am a student since I am in the dorm….In that case.

” I’m Will? ”

I said, tilting my head and she burst out laughing. Wha-? Don’t laugh! There is no answer better than this!

” The-then, who are you? ”

Embarrassed, I asked her back.

” I am Selphys. ”

She said happily. For some reason, we started laughing.

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Chiffon [Ha…! For some reason my 6th sense is tingling! Will is being….]

Mary [Are you saying Young Master Will is in danger?]

Chiffon […..I feel like a bug had been attracted by Will.]

Mary [That’s bad!]

TN: There you go. Since this is the month of Halloween, this chapter feels slightly appropriate.

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Total Chapters in book: 165
Estimated words: 283452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1417(@200wpm)___ 1134(@250wpm)___ 945(@300wpm)
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